Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Deadpool]

Russ should be thanking Kiwi Karms. As long as we're around he never has to admit how shitty any of his projects are. We're the perfect scape goat. Book doesn't sell? It's those damn Kiwi's leaving bad reviews. Song bombs? It those damn Kiwi's posting it illegally. Without us he'd still be a failure, but he'd have to admit it's because he's terrible at everything he does.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Russ should be thanking Kiwi Karms. As long as we're around he never has to admit how shitty any of his projects are. We're the perfect scape goat. Book doesn't sell? It's those damn Kiwi's leaving bad reviews. Song bombs? It those damn Kiwi's posting it illegally. Without us he'd still be a failure, but he'd have to admit it's because he's terrible at everything he does.

Oh no Russ would never admit it's his own fault. He'll always find someone else to blame.

 

[Deadpool]

Oh no Russ would never admit it's his own fault. He'll always find someone else to blame.

True. It would just be disability discrimination. Still we're a ready made excuse for why he fails.

 

[DrJonesHat]

On pages 4-5 of the filing, Russ claims that a book marketer refused to market the book because of bad reviews. To support that he cites Exhibit H which has a screenshot of an email from a "Maureen OConnor". Of course this email doesn't say anything about bad reviews, it's just a polite rejection letter. Once again Russ fails to see when he's being let down easy. And the screenshot was taken at 3:44 am. Looks like our boy has been burning the midnight oil. But let's continue to dig into this.

There is a Maureen OConnor (notice the lack of apostrophe in OConnor) who is the Executive VP in Entertainment at Rogers & Cowan, a PR firm based in Los Angeles. If you look on their website, their clients include companies like Cisco, McDonalds, Hyundai, and Verizon, as well as celebrities like Keanu Reeves, the Rolling Stones, and Stephen Curry. Assuming this is the same person he emailed, what on Earth made Russell think a company like this will represent him? Even if this company did agree to take him as a client, they are going to want at least $$$$$ to do it. Even if Russ emptied out his hooker fund and maxed out every credit card he has, he still wouldn't be able to afford it. I guess in his gourdhead logic it makes sense. He thinks he's already a star, he just needs to convince the rest of the world to see it.

Shit I tried to edit my post and I borkered it good.

Russ apparently doesn't understand form letters. He got a card from Lindsay Vonn's charity because he donated or something like that, and he thought Lindsay herself sent it to him specifically. He got a standard form letter from Mitt Romney's office when Russ wrote him demanding he repeal the First Amendment and he thought Romney not only knew about his plights, he was going personally make Null shut down the Farms. He apparently doesn't grasp that these people get millions of letters a year so of course they mail out a canned response. Most of the time, the person he thinks he's contacting never sees his communication and it's some harried assistant or unpaid intern scanning it quickly to see if it's something that needs to be kicked up the chain of command. When they see it's some weirdo whining about shit that is of no concern to the boss, they send a form letter and forget about it.

 

[The Great Citracett]

When the NFL cheerleader and her sister don't respond to your creeping...

Creep on their friend too!




Not like they talk to each other or anything...

 

[DrJonesHat]

If someone DMed me on Instagram then left a comment telling me they'd DMed me, I'd block them on general principles. I'm not blind, I can see if I have private messages waiting.

 

[Kumquat]

When the NFL cheerleader and her sister don't respond to your creeping...

Creep on their friend too!

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Not like they talk to each other or anything...

They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

 

[Meredith Swift]

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Yep, facial paralysis makes you completely undateable

That's why a quick google search yields absolutely no evidence of someone with facial paralysis ever falling in love...

...oh.

Maybe it's that people don't like dating 5'3 rapists, then.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Yep, facial paralysis makes you completely undateable
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That's why a quick google search yields absolutely no evidence of someone with facial paralysis ever falling in love...

...oh.

Maybe it's that people don't like dating 5'3 rapists, then.

Those photos are just heartwarming. Gives you a little hope for the human race, after all the lunatic depravity you see on this site.

 

[DumbDude42]

Yep, facial paralysis makes you completely undateable
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That's why a quick google search yields absolutely no evidence of someone with facial paralysis ever falling in love...

...oh.

Maybe it's that people don't like dating 5'3 rapists, then.

to be fair none of these three dudes are anywhere near as busted looking as russ. first and third are pretty normal looking actually, only the second dudes face is kinda fucked.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Yep, facial paralysis makes you completely undateable
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That's why a quick google search yields absolutely no evidence of someone with facial paralysis ever falling in love...

...oh.

Maybe it's that people don't like dating 5'3 rapists, then.

He's just not a big enough criminal yet, give him time. All he needs is jail time and some retarded woman will want him.

 

[nemesisAF]

I really have been a good girl and am hoping SkordasClaus leaves us a gift soon!

I have no doubt that Russ was the worst type of cry-bully as a kid, although I don't know if his hellish mask of a face can properly cry or just sort of leak.

oh, the Allison video (from the Katy Perry saga) CERTAINLY proves he can cry, is a disgusting sobbing snot machine in that vid. Feel free to look for it (probably in the OP) if you want the nightmare

and I am ALL ABOUT russ having a taser. IF he has a taser, even if he uses it correctly (lol) he would only ever succeed in hurting someone in most cases. My big fear for mankind is if he decides to carry a knife. With rage adrenaline even a pipsqueak can surprise attack and kill. He won’t let there be a fair fight.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I really have been a good girl and am hoping SkordasClaus leaves us a gift soon!

oh, the Allison video (from the Katy Perry saga) CERTAINLY proves he can cry, is a disgusting sobbing snot machine in that vid. Feel free to look for it (probably in the OP) if you want the nightmare

and I am ALL ABOUT russ having a taser. IF he has a taser, even if he uses it correctly (lol) he would only ever succeed in hurting someone in most cases. My big fear for mankind is if he decides to carry a knife. With rage adrenaline even a pipsqueak can surprise attack and kill. He won’t let there be a fair fight.

He'd be even more dangerous with a gun. Yeah, I'm sure his aim is terrible, but even if firing wildly, he only has to hit once to kill someone.

 

[Constellationzero]

On pages 4-5 of the filing, Russ claims that a book marketer refused to market the book because of bad reviews. To support that he cites Exhibit H which has a screenshot of an email from a "Maureen OConnor". Of course this email doesn't say anything about bad reviews, it's just a polite rejection letter. Once again Russ fails to see when he's being let down easy. And the screenshot was taken at 3:44 am. Looks like our boy has been burning the midnight oil. But let's continue to dig into this.

There is a Maureen OConnor (notice the lack of apostrophe in OConnor) who is the Executive VP in Entertainment at Rogers & Cowan, a PR firm based in Los Angeles. If you look on their website, their clients include companies like Cisco, McDonalds, Hyundai, and Verizon, as well as celebrities like Keanu Reeves, the Rolling Stones, and Stephen Curry. Assuming this is the same person he emailed, what on Earth made Russell think a company like this will represent him? Even if this company did agree to take him as a client, they are going to want at least $$$$$ to do it. Even if Russ emptied out his hooker fund and maxed out every credit card he has, he still wouldn't be able to afford it. I guess in his gourdhead logic it makes sense. He thinks he's already a star, he just needs to convince the rest of the world to see it.

He needs to just face it: Russell Greer is the contemporary Dora Hall without the shitty Cozy Cups to back it up.

He was told, ad nauseum, that he needs to PUT IN WORK. Not "make an effort." He was told to join a band, write songs for small bands, work the small bars or festival venues, but nah... Butternut wants stardom NAOW. But look at Once Upon A Tour. Leo Hulsman owned a couple recording studios and sound stages. He had fuck you money to hire Roosevelt Greer, Rich Little, and Frank Sinatra Jr. Hulsman swung an article for the show on TV GUIDE. He tried syndication, but even with fuck you money, no one wanted it. Because it just wasn't good. It was worse than Pink Lady and Jeff.

And that's not getting into Hulsman's catfishing attempts: "Free Top Tune Record with purchase!" Of course, he wouldn't tell you that you aren't getting The Turtles or Nancy Sinatra or Blood, Sweat and Tears. You're getting some random elderly woman who needed several buckets to carry a fucking tune...but he didn't lie to you--not technically...you GOT your "Top Tune," now shaddup and help his wife make it to WLS weekly top 40, BIGOT.

Don't take my word for it. If you haven't heard of Doris Hall, take a look. Listen to a song or two. She was objectively BAD. And that is the takeaway here: Russell Greer is objectively not good at his chosen "talents." And instead of accepting this, striving to improve, or moving on, he has public toddler pee pants fits.

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[Meredith Swift]

to be fair none of these three dudes are anywhere near as busted looking as russ. first and third are pretty normal looking actually, only the second dudes face is kinda fucked.

There's people as hideous and unhygienic as Russ out there falling in love though

There truly is someone out there for everyone.

Unless you're a litigious pipsqueak who can't even pay girls to suck him his pp

 

[Constellationzero]

God, the editorializing... For someone who reminds us he has a college degree more often that Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen Degenerate remind us they're lezbeens, he sure hasn't learned a damn thing.

For example: In teaching, you write lesson plans that are submitted each week (Thursdays in my school district) to your assistant principal and/or department head. In college, you take methods class. One for your specialty, and others for your licensure. Methods class is where you learn and practice the "language" and "grammar" of the legal documents: Lesson plans, progress reports, and how to interpret standardized testing to parents. Like sov cits, you need the correct "magical words" strung together to complete a "magical incantation" or your document is rejected.

In the legal profession, you have the same thing. Dot your I's and cross your T's correctly. String your sentences together in proper order. Just the facts, ma'am, nothing else.
Remember during the Arianna Grande trial when the judge (kindly) broke everything down to Russ like he's five? He used cordial anecdotes to illustrate points someone with a paralegal degree should know. Yet Russ pauses awkwardly and proceeds to continue to bash his trauma lumps in the same wall. Because he is just not good at this law thing.
Scrubbing shit streaks from toilet bowls, yes! Interpreting law and arguing cases, NO!

That college surely must have taught this concept, but Russell is just an astronomical grade of stupid and delusional. Editorializing in court documents and whining like a butt hurt first grader to the teacher at recess is unacceptable, yet he does it again. and again. and again.

 

[Hamsteroid]

Unless you're a litigious pipsqueak who can't even pay girls to suck him his pp

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

That college surely must have taught this concept, but Russell is just an astronomical grade of stupid and delusional. Editorializing in court documents and whining like a butt hurt first grader to the teacher at recess is unacceptable, yet he does it again. and again. and again.

I have a suspicion that Russ was basically just rubber-stamped through his degree, since it took him five years to complete what should have been a two-year program, he's clearly of below-average intelligence, the police report from his kill list senior prank incident implied that he wasn't a good student in high school and it's generally rare that a poor student in high school turns it around in college. Not to mention he was allegedly already developing a reputation as a pest. The school probably just wanted to get rid of him, and rather than making the tard baby cry by expelling him, just handed him his degree.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I have a suspicion that Russ was basically just rubber-stamped through his degree, since it took him five years to complete what should have been a two-year program, he's clearly of below-average intelligence, the police report from his kill list senior prank incident implied that he wasn't a good student in high school and it's generally rare that a poor student in high school turns it around in college. Not to mention he was allegedly already developing a reputation as a pest. The school probably just wanted to get rid of him, and rather than making the tard baby cry by expelling him, just handed him his degree.

I agree. According to @NipplelessWoman, who went to college with him, rather than demand Russ control himself, the school just warned women to stay away from him. They probably worried about a lawsuit or charges of discrimination, so they just gave him his degree to get rid of him. He did a dance to get an A for fuck's sake. He didn't absorb anything from his classes, and again according to his classmate, they didn't teach a lot of stuff they should have and she had to learn on the job. He supposedly took five years to finish a two-year degree because he took time off to work two or three jobs to fund his jaunts to the brothels, but I don't doubt part of that was due to the fact he's not very bright. He can't figure out how to serve people despite being told exactly how. He thinks he knows better. He was told by the judge in the first TS suit that his argument was based on a faulty premise, but he tuned him out because again he thought he was smarter. The AG judge tried to explain what good faith meant and Russ wasn't listening.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

This might be the most unhinged filing of his, yet. I don't know, maybe I'm just forgetting just how inane his taylor stuff was, but there wasn't one sentence in this legal document that seemed to make any sense.

His entire conception of legal evidence is just... other-worldly. Showing a receipt for a stun gun to evidence what, exactly? That, in addition to being a stalker, you're paranoid? And bragging about making 'criminal complaints' (not really) is like saying your 1998 Honda Civic is worth $50,000 because you listed it for that on ebay. All it shows is that you're nuts, not that there's actually anything to your claims.

Getting into slapfights over whores on instagram and then blaming kiwifarms. Threatening to sue people over facebook comments and then blaming kiwifarms. Getting calls from some dude calling you a pipsqueak...

...well, okay, that one might be someone from here.