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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
vulgar said:
this thread always just devolves into comparing the tranchers to Dark Souls characters
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Actually, I was thinking about the Tranch today and I realized...

-Large group of sexual deviants
-Colorful personalities
-Insane drama
-Guns
-Questionable animal husbandry practices

I'm sure someone has said this before, but is this just a tranny remake of Tiger King?
 
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No Exit said:
With the lack of humanity in every Tranch picture, we find ourselves going a bit more hollow each time one is posted.
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noble kiwifarmer questing to defeat the amhole and their obese militiawoman guardians.
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Kurze Katze said:
ahahahahaha lord those patches suck balls. Looks like they picked the cheapest embroidery contractor possible, the overall concept design is cluttered, and color scheme is bland as fuck. There aint a single artist on that farm is there?
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It looks like they didn't get a sample, either, and...well...maybe they're all colorblind?

Because bland would be an improvement on that color scheme. That color scheme looks like what you might get if you sampled colors from a picture in a medical reference paper about non-viable fetuses.
 
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SIGSEGV said:
Wouldn't Ceaseless Discharge be a better choice to represent the amhole?
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Gaping Dragon's body is a giant amhole, a twisted mockery of it's original form, that expels a toxic corrosive fluid everywhere it goes,. Ceaseless Discharge only has the name going for him.
Rainbow Frog Army said:
Because bland would be an improvement on that color scheme. That color scheme looks like what you might get if you sampled colors from a picture in a medical reference paper about non-viable fetuses.
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I'm legitimately shocked they refrained from putting the the trans flag on it somewhere like they do with everything they own.
 
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Their embroidery patches are extra embarrassing in the sense that they make the tenacious unicorn ranch look like a fucking milita instead of, you know, a fucking farm. They're still taking photos of themselves and their fat asses (which SHOULDN'T be fat thanks to the farming part of the farm) shooting random shit. Its almost as if Penny & Bonnie's dream was to start their own kweer milita rather than self sufficient farm, yet both these things fail because they have shit training on both.

After their "Punch a Terf" incident & their plans to crash the 4th of July parade like a bunch of killjoys, I don't think it's that far off.
 
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Ashen One said:
Gaping Dragon's body is a giant amhole, a twisted mockery of it's original form, that expels a toxic corrosive fluid everywhere it goes,. Ceaseless Discharge only has the name going for him.
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True, the Amhole is definetly the Gaping Dragon, but Kevkev is the Dirty Colossus. That or the Leechmonger.
Aaa0aaa0 said:
Its almost as if Penny & Bonnie's dream was to start their own kweer milita rather than self sufficient farm, yet both these things fail because they have shit training on both.
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In pretty much all of the cases that troons, anyone on the alphabet or some hardcore lefty does something like the tranch or goes innawoods to make some sort of "self sufficient community", it's always because of some fantasy of having an armed militia that lives outside of the evil chud chishet capitalist society that hates them for being unique and strong.
 
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Cerabella said:
Good (/bad?) news, the lambs are alive.
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Pennywise and his shitty makeup job.
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They broke another truck.
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I'm glad the lambs have survived, although I guess it could have been filmed before.
Kiwis who are good with sheep, are these lambs the right size for their age? Some of them are just a couple of days shy of four weeks.
(Also wtf is that square burger?)
 
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Aaa0aaa0 said:
They're still taking photos of themselves and their fat asses (which SHOULDN'T be fat thanks to the farming part of the farm) shooting random shit.

Now there’s a mystery: what actual farm work are Pennywise and Bro-nnie doing? Doesn’t look like much. They aren’t growing anything, and that includes their baby lambs.
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