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1. You could easily video edit on a $500 laptop.
2. That's literally a moviebob blazer. They are truly the same.
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2. That's literally a moviebob blazer. They are truly the same.
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POV: You just got home to find the locks forced; you must answer this man's esoteric Nintendo trivia if you ever want to see your kids again.
Scarmaiden
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The machines have rebelled against Q, they can't stomach rendering his shit no more:
Jar-Jar Fanboy
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I just imagined him on an episode of RLM's Half in the Bag, fumbling his way through a review, trying desperately to sound like he knows what he's talking about, and shamelessly defending the new Star Wars movies, all in front of actual, trained VCR repairmen, Mike and Jay
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Reminds me of that brief time retards were trying to get Egoraptor and RLM to do a collab without realising that as soon as any one of them throws a light roast his direction he'd shit himself violently and kick the door down on the way out.
A Quinton episode of Half in the Bag would literally just be him pensively trying to join in human conversation, just waiting for any opening at all to mention Transgender people.
Ron Jeremy Stan Account
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Reminds me of a Babylon Bee article that said American far-left Millennials are devastated to discover the Soviet hammer & sickle symbolizes manual labor and agriculture.
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This is funny enough better looking than most of his react videos
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I can see him panicking into a Best Buy getting gift cards for "Microsoft" to remove his virus.
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It might also be due to the fact that RLM are actually trained to have the knowledge to speak about good and bad movies, along with a Rich Evans that doesn’t take himself too seriously.
Meanwhile, Q almost looks like Rich, but doesn’t get that Rich is 10x more of a self aware person that the Garfield YouTuber will ever be.
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Even then rich also has social skills and knows how to talk to people. Even the least popular rlm member, jack, is miles ahead of quinton when it comes to being interesting and entertaining.
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I don't follow moviebob really closely does he seriously dress like this in public? What the fuck
He owns nothing but those kinds of outfits. Its genuinely puzzling how someone could even intentionally dress that poorly, let alone by accident.
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When I see an MMORPG character dressed that badly, I assume that they geared purely for stats completely disregarding aesthetics. When I see a real life person dressed that badly, I assume that they dressed in the dark using clothes scrounged from the exploded ruins of a factory that made radioactive clowns while still blinded from the explosion. Well, that or autism. It's always autism.
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Please no. It's bad enough that Max Landis ruined one of the greatest Rich Evans moments in RLM history and that they keep bringing Macaulay Culkin back to occasionally shit up otherwise good episodes.
I don't even wanna entertain the idea of the social black hole that is Q turning up to suck all the fun and atmosphere out a BotW.
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Something horrid happened to me at school. During my History of Animation class, my teacher clicked a Quinton video (the Worthikids collab, by accident?) to show us Rankin Bass animation (do not worry, he avoided showing segments with Quinton and we only watched like a minute of animation). It should say enough that we have already watched a couple of video essays and this was the first time we didn't even bother listening to what the Youtuber could be saying. After that, he apologized by showing us the first 15 minutes of Yellow Submarine in Italian.
Suffice to say I was laughing my arse off but I am taking this as a personal attack, and as such, we will make it even the only way I know. Here is some data you might find useful.
Here is the new video that is supposed to drop today or tomorrow. This one is up to you because I already did the rest.
Now for what really matters. Do you want to know how pathetic his Patreon is?, Do you really want to know?
Quinton had a very weird habit of posting a document containing his Patreon credits and the last one was over a year ago, so obviously, the data I can extract from it is not going to be anything more than an approximation but I am going to walk you through the process anyway.
Back on December 3rd, 2019, Quinton posted the credits for the last time and ten days later he claims he reached the Garfield Eats goal, that as we know in the future meant shite. What's interesting is that unless I am grossly off with my accounting the document was edited after the Patreon goal post because the goal is marked as 365 patrons but the credits mark 473 listed patrons who donated at least $5 USD.
These numbers are not set in stone as he could have lost some patrons or gained some. Some could have pledged more, some could have downgraded. Let's assume we are dealing with the same base number until this very month. He has 775 patrons at the moment, which means he has earned 302 new patrons since December 2019. Let's go very conservative and assume each one of those patrons donates $1 USD, that would mean he makes at least $5149.92 USD.
Those of course are the numbers I came up with based on, what I will admit, is outdated info. Let's go to Graphtreon to find something else. The problem is that Q doesn't disclose how much he makes like most leftubers and we can only go by an estimate.
So my numbers are within the likable answer but definitely still a bit off.
Quinton last disclosed how much he made over a year ago. As you may have noticed, Quinton got into a minor dip after January 2020, during the peak of his vacation arc while all he was doing was tweet about how people weren't his friends.
Suffice to say I was laughing my arse off but I am taking this as a personal attack, and as such, we will make it even the only way I know. Here is some data you might find useful.
Here is the new video that is supposed to drop today or tomorrow. This one is up to you because I already did the rest.
Now for what really matters. Do you want to know how pathetic his Patreon is?, Do you really want to know?
Quinton had a very weird habit of posting a document containing his Patreon credits and the last one was over a year ago, so obviously, the data I can extract from it is not going to be anything more than an approximation but I am going to walk you through the process anyway.
Back on December 3rd, 2019, Quinton posted the credits for the last time and ten days later he claims he reached the Garfield Eats goal, that as we know in the future meant shite. What's interesting is that unless I am grossly off with my accounting the document was edited after the Patreon goal post because the goal is marked as 365 patrons but the credits mark 473 listed patrons who donated at least $5 USD.
Here are the numbers by tier:
[$100]: 1 (RaccoonReason)
[$55] {Personal voice recording}: 3
[$50]: 1
[$41]: 1
[$35]: 8
[$30] {Then personal postcard, now Quinton Plushie}: 55
[$25] {Three consecutive payments get you a mug}: 10
[$20.89]: 1
[$15]: 2
[$12]: 5
[$10] {You get to ask a question on the QnA}: 40
[$7]: 1
[$6.03]: 1
[$6] {Private server, discontinued}: 68 (Adustus, Rebecca's Trash Hole*, Hippie Rat, Superdark33, Salandria*)
[$5] {Minimum to appear in the credits}: 276 (Bad Empanada, Bex Bewitched*, Flowergothic)
* All marked are the same person.
Total of credited patrons: 473 ($10.24 USD per accounted patron)
Listed Patreon total: $4847.92 USD
[$100]: 1 (RaccoonReason)
[$55] {Personal voice recording}: 3
[$50]: 1
[$41]: 1
[$35]: 8
[$30] {Then personal postcard, now Quinton Plushie}: 55
[$25] {Three consecutive payments get you a mug}: 10
[$20.89]: 1
[$15]: 2
[$12]: 5
[$10] {You get to ask a question on the QnA}: 40
[$7]: 1
[$6.03]: 1
[$6] {Private server, discontinued}: 68 (Adustus, Rebecca's Trash Hole*, Hippie Rat, Superdark33, Salandria*)
[$5] {Minimum to appear in the credits}: 276 (Bad Empanada, Bex Bewitched*, Flowergothic)
* All marked are the same person.
Total of credited patrons: 473 ($10.24 USD per accounted patron)
Listed Patreon total: $4847.92 USD
These numbers are not set in stone as he could have lost some patrons or gained some. Some could have pledged more, some could have downgraded. Let's assume we are dealing with the same base number until this very month. He has 775 patrons at the moment, which means he has earned 302 new patrons since December 2019. Let's go very conservative and assume each one of those patrons donates $1 USD, that would mean he makes at least $5149.92 USD.
Those of course are the numbers I came up with based on, what I will admit, is outdated info. Let's go to Graphtreon to find something else. The problem is that Q doesn't disclose how much he makes like most leftubers and we can only go by an estimate.
So my numbers are within the likable answer but definitely still a bit off.
Quinton last disclosed how much he made over a year ago. As you may have noticed, Quinton got into a minor dip after January 2020, during the peak of his vacation arc while all he was doing was tweet about how people weren't his friends.
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Criterion Rat
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From what I saw, this has got to be one of the sloppiest videos he's ever put out. I only made it through the first twenty minutes before I had to tap out.
It takes him over ten minutes to get into the topic of the video because he keeps rambling about his Patreon and his depression and the pandemic and blah blah blah. Does he think that newcomers who click onto this video without knowing anything about him are going to care about any of that? The Animeme video was also way too long. He's obviously trying to play the YouTube algorithm in his favor, but he's not talented enough to make these runtimes work.
Also, way too much of the video is just a static shot of Quinton surrounded by his manchild toys, most of which have fuck all to do with the content of the video. Aside from the occasional photo or video from a McDonalds that he pulled off of Google there's hardly anything going on visually. It's so lazy.
Watching him sperg out on Twitter because he doesn't know how to use Premiere Pro or operate a computer was much more entertaining than trying to watch this video.
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Cannot believe he has spent three days tweeting about it, asking how to solve it, and then ask people to stop telling him how to solve it because he feels worse.
The guy having a tantrum here is supposed to be a 24-year-old man with 5 years of professional Youtubing and 10 of video editing under his belt, asking his fans on Twitter if they can help him fix his gaming laptop because he refused to buy a built-in desktop because of money while being famous for spending $700 on a Garfield plush.
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His fucking eyes look like they are trying to run away from each other.
Q cannot pull off long hair. It just makes him look like a cro-magnon.
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I am deadly curious to know what Q is doing with his computers. Sounds like he wrecks most within months of ownership. He admits he never had a computer last more than five years, even his 'extremely expensive' desktop. How the hell do you manage that? How do you wreck the software on a brand new Asus in ONE DAY.
He's showing shades of Lou Gagliardi here, with the 'I'll just buy a new one' attitude.
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You know those 'motivational' posters that say things like "The one constant in all your failed relationships is you"? Q needs that, but for computers. I'm genuinely curious how he's so bad at it. Does he sit there eating handfuls of cheetos and clogging the fans with cheetos dust? Does he block the ventilation ports with random crap? Does he keep coming down with cryptominer malware that ruthlessly overworks any machine it runs on to heat death, like that virus that was killing cell phones a while back? I mean, I routinely use the same machine for 5+ years and only get a new one when my old OS is no longer supported (and the new one won't run on the old hardware). I've never once had a virus or a hard drive failure in 20+ years. That's probably exceptional, but Q just has to be doing something badly wrong and I wish I knew what.