Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,600
Probably a lot. It was almost a year ago. They probably ruined my autismo superpower to recall every detail of this thread and every post I've made.

How you remembered it is more baffling tbh.
I'm a bit baffled myself. I only remembered the poster apologizing, but not who it was until he reacted to your first comment. And then when I went to find his comment I found yours and it made me laugh.

And I think we were all on a fuckton of drugs last summer.
 
Russell has filed his reply (10 pages) with Exhibits (46 pages) to Mr. Skordas' filings on behalf of Josh. LOL, note the last 3 words of the title of Russell's filing!! Just fucking pure Russell Greer gold!
PLAINTIFF’S REPLY TO DEFENDANTS’ OPPOSITION RESPONSE TO PLAINTIFF’S MOTION FOR PRELIMINARY INJUNCTION - ORAL ARGUMENT REQUESTED
EDIT-Ok, I have just started reading it myself (upped it here as soon as I saw he filed) and have to include the text so you guys and girls can have a field day quoting and laughing at the nuttiness! I stopped to add this text when I read Russ said he purchased a stun-gun! HAHA
INTRODUCTION

Plaintiff Greer files this reply to Defendants’ Opposition Motion within the statutory 14 day reply timeframe. In this Reply, Plaintiff will not address Factor I of the four factors for a preliminary injunction. He will not delve into the rebuttals of Defendants’ arguments on the claims, as he addresses Defendants’ contentions in his Opposition Motion to Dismiss, which will soon follow because he has a longer deadline to file that particular motion, per DUCivR 7-1.
However, Plaintiff does have a likelihood to succeed on all of his claims.

What Plaintiff hopes to do with this reply is to address Defendants’ response in regards to factors II, III and IV.

ARGUMENT​

The question that faces this Court regarding the preliminary injunction is: who will suffer the greater harm if this injunction is or isn’t granted? Addressing the latter three factors of the four factor analysis, Plaintiff will rebut what Defendants wrote and address that 1. there will be irreparable harm if this injunction is not granted, 2. Plaintiff’s injuries outweighs any harm Defendants would receive and lastly, 3. The injunction will benefit the public interest.

IRREPARABLE HARM IF INJUNCTION NOT GRANTED​

A lot has transpired since Plaintiff filed his Complaint last year in September 2020. The harassment from the users on Kiwi Farms has continued. Specific instances of harassment include:

In November of 2020, Plaintiff notifies his criminal defense attorney that he is receiving physical hate mail. EXHIBIT A

On December 28th, 2020, an Instagram profile sent Plaintiff a threat, saying, “watch me shoot at your peoples.” It later said, “U bouta be on a t shirt bitch ass nigga.” The user then ended with, “ik [I know] where you stay too.” EXHIBIT B. That same day, another profile messaged Greer and said, “I’m finna come through and kick yo lil door down.”

On February 10th, a fake profile messages Greer and says, “Are you that Taylor Swift stalker?” EXHIBIT C. The endless barrage of messages causes Plaintiff to turn off receiving messages from unknown people.
A week later, on February 16th, feeling that his life is in danger, Plaintiff buys a stun gun for self-defense. EXHIBIT D.

On March 23rd, an emailer by the name of Clemente Gooseman emails Plaintiff with a garbled, blathering, FALSE rant about Plaintiff being involved with the KKK and falsely saying that Plaintiff is conspiring with random people he’s never spoken with ever. He calls Plaintiff a “dipshit”. EXHIBIT E. The emailer then ends his message with a second email by calling Plaintiff a “motherfucking stalker.” The email was very alarming. Shortly after, Plaintiff files a criminal complaint online with the Las Vegas Police Department.
On April 10th, a day after Defendants’ counsel files their documents, a man named David calls Plaintiff from an unknown number and leaves a message, saying that Defendant has retained Greg Skordas and that Plaintiff is going to receive a “legal smackdown” and calls Plaintiff a “little pipsqueak”. EXHIBIT F. On April 12th; David once again calls Plaintiff’s phone and taunts him, claiming he has friends involved in harassing Greer and then goes into a bizarre rant, falsely claiming Plaintiff is five foot three and that Greer is going to lose to Greg Skordas. On April 15th, David emails Greer on the email he listed for this case and says, “Skordas is going to blow your pipsqueak ass out of the water.” David then mocks Greer for an audition he never made public, nor does David know that a producer for the show liked the audition (but that’s irrelevant) and so Greer then contacts the LVPD again and they instruct him to come in to sign a victim statement and so that charges can be filed. On April 16th, this David person makes a taunting Facebook comment to Greer and Greer tells David to stop contacting him.

Per the Federal Rules of Evidence, Rule 301, Plaintiff can use this months long pattern of harassment and stalking to establish a presumption that these people are coming from Kiwi Farms. “The facts giving rise to the presumption often give rise to an inference that remains and may still be considered by the factfinder.” Nunley v. City of Los Angeles, 52 F.3d 792 (9th Cir. 1995). This presumption is established because it happens continuously and the harassing mentions things only those connected to Kiwi Farms would know about. So for Defendants to say that harms have already occurred, that they’re long past, and so that there is nothing further to see, is patently false. Harms are CONTINUING to harm Plaintiff. It’s a never-ending pattern that he’s had to ensure. Since 2017, Greer has posted public social media posts asking Kiwi Farms to leave him alone. EXHIBIT G. For those four years, those close to Plaintiff advised him to ignore the trolls. They advised him to post and do things that are normal, that wouldn’t cause the haters to go into a frenzy, but to no avail has it stopped. Greer has talked about the trolls with counselors. While mulling over the prospect of suing Defendants, Greer reached out to Senators to try changing the law to shutter Moon’s site, so that the harassment could stop. But his pleas fell upon deaf ears. Greer has naively hoped that Defendants would grow tired of what they do and delete their website and move on. Wishful thinking.

The facts in Plaintiff’s Complaint do not show that Defendants have given more interest to his works than there would have been before. His users have done the opposite. They have uploaded copies of his works to Kiwi Farms for anybody to download, even after written notice from Plaintiff for them to be removed, telling each other to deprive Greer of money. As shown, the users on Moon’s site have trashed Greer’s works with hate sprees and one star reviews. To any objective person, upon seeing bad reviews, it would make it seem that Greer just is terrible at music and writing, as seen in the Complaint with the book marketer refusing to market the book because of the bad reviews. (Doc. 3, Exhibit P). But the truth is farther from that: people not connected to Kiwi Farms have said that they like Greer’s music. EXHIBIT H. But not everybody has been understanding or open. By nature, humans are gullible and if one stars are written, then they believe the worst. Publicists have been interested in representing Greer until they find the warnings and “truths” written by Moon’s users and then they do an about-face, doing a sudden reversal of direction. Because of the hate sprees, Greer hasn’t been able to get into the entertainment industry.

Greer actually recently discovered that people have called Greer a Rapist on Amazon, on his book reviews, and he can’t remove the reviews. A girl that Greer was interested in dating, saw the reviews and was inclined to believe them than listening to what Greer had to say.
EXHIBIT I. Family members have had to distance themselves from Greer because they fear the users on Kiwi Farms. Friends of Greer have said that users on that site have contacted them.

Greer’s most recent copyright, “Yo, Yovanna!” (Copyrighted in 2020) was put onto Kiwi Farms. The person who went by the name of David, who was harassing Greer, stated that Greer’s audition video from early 2021, that Greer never made public, was placed onto the site in the last month. While Drafting his Complaint, Greer discovered other unreleased works were placed onto Kiwi Farms, as explained in Doc 3.. This harassment is never going to end. Greer can’t trust people now because he does not know if they are working with Kiwi Farms or if they are truly fans or interested in Greer. This is how Plaintiff is harmed. His life is ruined. His reputation is smeared. His dreams are unobtainable. The most important thing to a person, their name, is tarnished. Greer has considered changing his name legally, but doesn’t know if the trolls would still find him.
Make no mistake about it, by the admission of the users on that site, their goal is to ruin lives. As evidenced in a discussion on that site, a user asks if a “Lolcow” has ever “won?” Meaning, has a victim of that site ever risen above their harassment. The heading of the discussion then says, “No matter what, the farms always win.” Above the discussion is a quote they took from Greer’s Complaint in the present case. EXHIBIT J. Shutting down Kiwi Farms will get rid of a place for these sick individuals to gather — that’s what an injunction will do. Plaintiff has indeed shown that he is continuing to suffer irreparable harm.

PLAINTIFF’S INJURIES OUTWEIGH DEFENDANTS’​

In Defendant’s own words, as written on his website, it costs around $1,000.00 for him to operate Kiwi Farms on a monthly basis. So obviously, he is bringing in a lot of money by showcasing and exploiting those he deems to be eccentric. Further, by his own admission, mainstream sites like PayPal and Stripe have refused to do business with his site because of the nature of the site. And for good reason: people shouldn’t profit off of the suffering and exploitation of others.

To put it best: Kiwi Farms is the modern version of the human zoos that existed around the turn of 20th century. Like the Pigmy people confined in the human zoos of New York in 1905, for onlookers to laugh at, so is Plaintiff and others confined to Kiwi Farms. No matter how much Greer tries ignoring that site, no matter how much he begs Moon to remove his stuff, pleading is futile, because for some reason, Greer is less of a person to the users on that site and so people have violated his works and his privacy and his reputation because to them, Greer isn’t a person — he’s a “Lolcow”. People shouldn’t be profiting off of the misery of others. On his site, Moon says that Kiwi Farms is his only way to make income because he describes himself as “unemployable”. By way of professional and friendly advice, Greer suggests that if Moon wants to change his life for the better, Moon should issue a public apology for the harm he had caused so many people and then delete his site. But Moon won’t do that.

This request for an injunction isn’t meant to personally harm Moon, it is to seek redress and put an end to the harms that Greer and many others have suffered. Greer cited in his injunction the case of Gersh. One’s First Amendment rights do not give them the right to harass others in a concerted way. Moon’s actions have become one and synonymous with his users’. No matter how much Moon reminds his users not to contact Greer, they still do. Moon has given these users a platform. So obviously, action needs to be taken by this Court.

THE INJUNCTION WILL BENEFIT THE PUBLIC INTEREST​

There seems to be a dichotomy with the term “public”, because the public that Defendant refers to is not the general consuming public. No, the public that frequents Defendant’s site is generally composed of not so good people. According to the Southern Poverty Law Center, a user of Moon’s site has been involved with a mass shooting (the New Mexico 2017 school shooting) and another was involved in a mass shooting plot, noting that both users had Alt-Right connections. New Mexico School Shooter Had Secret Life on Pro- Trump White-Supremacy Sites. The Daily Beast. (2017) (https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-mexico-school-shooter-had-secret-life-on-pro-trump-
white-supremacy-sites). EXHIBIT K.

Recognizing that Kiwi Farms is a hub for hate, the nation of Australia banned access to the website after Moon refused to remove videos of the New Zealand Mosque Shooting.
Australia Bans Bitchute, archive.md, Kiwifarms, Liveleak, 4chan and 8ch.net. Newsy. (2019). ( ).
Companies such as Redbubble, PayPal, Bitcoin, Google Ads and Patreon have banned Kiwi Farms, information that was gathered by a victim of Kiwi Farms, who tracks Defendant Moon. ( ). So the answer is no. The public
and many private companies obviously do not want to do business with Defendants, due to the nature of his site.

Plaintiff is astounded that Defendant would downplay the suicide of “only one person”. Isn’t one too many? But to please Defendants, here are the confirmed people who have killed themselves because of the hate stemming from Kiwi Farms: Julie Terryberry killed herself in June 2016 and was a victim of Kiwi Farms.( https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Julie_Terryberry). Chloe Sagal in 2018 and her death garnered much attention. Transgender game developer who’d been bullied online dies by suicide. The Daily Dot. (2018). Other publications carried her death and they reference Kiwi Farms as being the causation. Those publications include: the Daily Mail, Variety, Black Christian News, Express Digest and Oregon Live. Nicholas McCrary also in 2018. (http://thegrandadmiral.com/2018/10/02/rip-nicholas-mccrary-lessons-we-can-
learn/?fbclid=IwAR3VKC8ocmbuhRQgaGwUedoTtF-

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). And then in June 2019, a YouTuber named

Desmond Amofah killed himself. Although there are many articles on his death, they don’t specifically mention Kiwi Farms, however, KF did have a thread about him. In total, four people have died at the hands of Kiwi Farms. There is a change.org petition with over 6,000 signatures that is calling for the removal of Kiwi Farms. Though such petitions carry no legal force, they do show that many people have an interest in removing Defendant’s site. EXHIBIT L. Some of the people signing have left condolences for victims. Others have detailed their own bullying experiences with Kiwi Farms. Others have called for Defendants to be held legally responsible.

When Julie killed herself, Defendant Moon posted on his website, under the name of Null, and expressed sorrow about her death. However, he unabashedly remarked: “this is an entertainment forum and we like to be entertained…this most frequently means “Don’t get angry”, but it should also extend to sorrow and guilt. It is incredibly arrogant to think that your account on this irrelevant, obscure Internet forum has somehow ended someone’s life.” EXHIBIT M.. What is arrogant is to think that words don’t hurt. That emailing somebody at 3 AM and saying lies about them doesn’t hurt. That refusing to remove somebody’s intellectual property that they invested thousands of dollars in and then posting their requests online doesn’t hurt. That leaving unwarranted one star reviews on people’s works doesn’t hurt. Well, It hurts. As evidenced, words kill. Words have killed four people by Defendants’ users.

As Plaintiff has stated, this isn’t your regular forum. As shown, they conspire, they post copyrighted material of others, they engage in hate sprees, they bully. Even if Moon isn’t doing it all himself, he has given substantial assistance to the infringement by providing a platform.

Gersh v. Anglin,(2018). Gersh is a very great case, with a similar fact pattern that this Court

should follow. As shown in the Complaint, Moon has engaged in the commentary and harassment himself by posting Greer’s DMCA requests, which in turn, his users would taunt Greer.

Request for Oral Argument​

Plaintiff recognizes that much is at stake with this injunction and he so he requests an oral argument for this motion, only if the Court feels it necessary.

Conclusion​

Plaintiff concludes that he has shown that he has met all four standards for a preliminary injunction. He has shown that the public has an interest in this injunction. He has shown he will suffer greater harm than Defendant. Plaintiff is not an exhibit or a circus freak. He is a human and so he moves this Court for an injunction.

Respectfully DATED: April 19th, 2021

Respectfully submitted,

By:

Russell Greer
So back to the lolsuit:

Wouldn't Section 230 of the Communication Decency Act immediately nullify the "defamation" part of the lawsuit as far as Null and KF are concerned - unless he can prove that Null posted defamatory content himself?

(Section 230 supposedly protects social networking sites like Facebook, Wikipedia, etc from being liable for defamation posted by anonymous users - if it didn't, then Russ could claim to have a case against Reddit and Facebook, or any site which allowed user accounts to comment on his antics as well).

I've heard a a few other lawsuits like this (such as a pro-golfer named Fuzzy Zoeller suing Wikipedia over defamation that someone wrote about him being involved in drug, alcohol, and domestic abuse), and at most, they might get a court order to give up the IP information of the accounts which defamed them - even then, they'd probably have to have luck on their side to actually ID the "culprit", since many accounts probably use proxy IP addresses, or are used by shared IP addresses such as public libraries.
 
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On pages 4-5 of the filing, Russ claims that a book marketer refused to market the book because of bad reviews. To support that he cites Exhibit H which has a screenshot of an email from a "Maureen OConnor". Of course this email doesn't say anything about bad reviews, it's just a polite rejection letter. Once again Russ fails to see when he's being let down easy. And the screenshot was taken at 3:44 am. Looks like our boy has been burning the midnight oil. But let's continue to dig into this.

There is a Maureen OConnor (notice the lack of apostrophe in OConnor) who is the Executive VP in Entertainment at Rogers & Cowan, a PR firm based in Los Angeles. If you look on their website, their clients include companies like Cisco, McDonalds, Hyundai, and Verizon, as well as celebrities like Keanu Reeves, the Rolling Stones, and Stephen Curry. Assuming this is the same person he emailed, what on Earth made Russell think a company like this will represent him? Even if this company did agree to take him as a client, they are going to want at least $$$$$ to do it. Even if Russ emptied out his hooker fund and maxed out every credit card he has, he still wouldn't be able to afford it. I guess in his gourdhead logic it makes sense. He thinks he's already a star, he just needs to convince the rest of the world to see it.
My favourite bit of evidence is of his 'fan'. Someone complimented his voice, not the song, not the music, the voice. Pipsqueak admits it's not his voice, leaving the fan to back away gracefully with a more generalised compliment. If anyone else got that message we'd cringe. Not Russ, he can only see what he wants he wants to see. They totally said they love him.

I like how he said he knew he had to prove all four factors for granting a preliminary injunction and then just said basically but I'm not going to because I don't feel like it and then moaned about a bunch of irrelevant shit.
In every court case his legal argument has been, the rules and evidence are not important. What is important are my plights. Feel sorry for me and give me all of the things.'

I wonder if he knows it's illegal to submit faked evidence to the court. He either knows this and thinks he's smart enough to pull it off, or he's too dumb to realize he's breaking the law.
It's that he doesn't care. I've said here before how narcissists don't care for the truth, it's not important. What's important is getting over the message they want to present. Be this message that they can't move for insta thots begging him to sleep with them or that all their failings are the fault of someone else. They need to control the narrative.

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Yeah, yeeting talk of shit you've done in the past through the window doesn't qualify as it making you stronger. It makes you stupid. It's back to trying to control the narrative again.

Earlier in the thread I theorized Russ could have everything he has ever imagined and still be unhappy. Narc highs fade pretty quick. Imagine he did get a record deal and his first one was a chart topper. Then he releases a second and wow..only got to number 3? Thanks a lot so called fans. Oh he only landed Ashlee Simpson not Jessica. Russ could be God and still find a way to be upset.

Also making Russ happy is a losing game. His family gave him years of love and acceptance but he related in his book he didn't feel truly loved until he had just finished with a hooker.
Mini power level: I had a narcissist in my life, it was not fun to say the least. The second they realise someone sees them as imperfect, that's it, the knives are out. "Oh, I asked for mocha, this is latte." is enough to start it. You see, telling them they brought over the wrong drink suggests that they are wrong. You should appreciate that they got you any drink at all and graced you with their company. You should be on your fucking knees and understanding that latte is the better option anyway and praise them for bringing this discovery to you. From that moment on, you're fucked. You suggested they did less than perfect, you are an enemy because you can see behind their mask and think they're like everyone else, flawed.

From that moment on they are always waiting for you to point out that they wore something inside out or dialled a wrong number and that is unacceptable. So, they become what they think is defensive and this means destroying you before you can destroy them.
It is rather funny how Russell is so constantly torn between his desire to be seen as some sort of pitiful, pathetic, downtrodden wretch to be given pity fucks and kind words or to be admired as some sort of creative genius. His lawsuits really give us an insight into how miserable he is on a day-to-day basis. He clearly fumes over every minor slight and question to his greatness, so an entire thread dedicated to mocking him must be hell.
It fascinates me how a narcissist sees every little criticism as full on abuse. "You forgot the milk" feels to them like abuse because the ego is so fucking sensitive to perceived slights. When they go full on attack, it's justified in their mind because you preferred the blue and they liked the green, you absolute cunt. In his broken mind, his behaviour is stable, it makes sense. He is amazing at everything he turns his clawed hand to, but his life is mired by people jealous and who for no discernable reason have it out for him. He would have success if you'd just stop abusing him.

Narcissists are awful, broken, miserable, paranoid and dangerous. Honestly, they should be put down as a kindness to themselves and every poor bastard that crosses their path.
 
So I was reading Russ' exhibits and loling a few in particular:

*Russ issues a "cease and desist" claiming they're breaking the law by publishing information about him without his permission. In what world is it illegal to talk about someone on a website or social media? Does that mean all of the celebrity websites which publish information about Taylor Swift or Ariana Grande can be taken to court simply for talking about someone? (Or the address database websites that Russ used to track down the family members of T Swift?)

*Russ publishes a generic, automated response that he received for an email he sent to Mitt Romney, and is so deluded that he probably thinks it was Mitt Romney contacting him personally.

*Russ claims that the website only has his address because of "the stupid court thing in Orem", when in reality there are plenty of "phone book sites" (e.x. Whitepages, Spokeo) which publish addresses.
 
Wouldn't Section 230 of the Communication Decency Act immediately nullify the "defamation" part of the lawsuit as far as Null and KF are concerned - unless he can prove that Null posted defamatory content himself?
Yes, but Russel asserts that it shouldn't apply because Null is mean, some newspapers didn't like 230, and because Russel didn't like 230.
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In what world is it illegal to talk about someone on a website or social media?
It's not, bar a gag order of some sort, and those are usually unconstitutional (Nebraska Press Assn. v. Stuart, 427 U.S. 539 (1976), Freedman v. Maryland, 380 U.S. 51 (1965) )
 
Nowadays, law scholars are concerned with rethinking the rules of what will constitute admissible evidence moving forward in the age of deepfakes.

Yet, here's our Legal Eagle Scout failing so spectacularly at fabricating his own exhibits that he has to sloppily crop postage labels (from a package he sent to himself) and DM screenshots (that he no doubt commissioned from some Fiverr Bangladeshi), effectively concealing all the details that would make these no context images actually prove something, anything, lest they turn into evidence against himself.

Failure down to this level of detail is truly an art form. 40 pages and so far the only damages pipsqueak has been able to prove are the permanent ones to his trauma-lumped noggin.
 
He looked very put upon. Knowing what we know of Russ, I'd wager he tried to "help" his attorney with totally irrelevant arguments and insisting it wasn't harassment because he wasn't trying to harass her(he used the same excuse when Taylor's family called him 'invasive and troubling'). Remember the expression on Russ's lawyer's face when Russ said he wanted a jury trial? It was saying "oh god you moron." I don't what was said to Russ to make him take the plea deal, but he's lucky he did, because if it went to trial, a conviction was almost a certainty.
The threat of facing actual jail time probably scared him straight. (Now imagine if he ever does something that could be charged as a felony, and he ends up facing actual time in a pound-me-in-the-ass state prison).
 
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Yes, but Russel asserts that it shouldn't apply because Null is mean, some newspapers didn't like 230, and because Russel didn't like 230.
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It's not, bar a gag order of some sort, and those are usually unconstitutional (Nebraska Press Assn. v. Stuart, 427 U.S. 539 (1976), Freedman v. Maryland, 380 U.S. 51 (1965) )
Right, if he was remotely legally intelligent or apt, he wouldn't just file a claim knowing that Section 230 would result in it immediately being thrown out and wasting court time.

He'd only do that if he planned on appealing it and intended to make a case for higher courts to actually end up overruling the Section 230 itself - something which he doesn't have the intelligence, time, or money to even attempt.

Also, given that Russ is talked about on websites such as Reddit as well, I'm curious how he thinks he can prove any of these anonymous trolls originated from KF or were engaged in organized harassment.

(As far as some of the harassing messages he claimed he received - I think some of them were actual trolls, if for no other reason than I think Russ is too dumb to be able to create a fake account which is remotely-convincing, and wouldn't give him away in the first sentence).
 
Some suits have linings made of rayon, which can shrink dramatically, it can tear armholes and hems. If you can salvage the jacket, the lining and interfacing will have to be replaced.
Haphazardly acquiring knowledge I didn't seek out is half the fun of these threads. Never in my life would I have imagined that suits have 'interfacing'.
 
Friends of Greer have said that users on that site have contacted them.
What friends? Hookers arent friends or ig girls who like a comment.
That boy needs help.
Mr dearest Charlotte,

I write to you from my London residence. You may have already received news of my maiden aunt, Jessica. If not, then it is my burden to inform you that she has become intractably wedged inside the only bathtub at Kentings, necessitating my immediate departure, along with all but two of the servants. In my absence she is hoping to establish a fire brigade, who she will call upon to extract her from the vessel that seems otherwise fated to become her sarcophagus.

I must mention at this time the purpose of my communication - a singularly-wretched creature, around whom I have established a charitable foundation that I have dubbed 'The Friends of Greer'; Greer being the family name of the party concerned.

The unfortunate individual possesses the wrinkled, grave-soiled attire and rictus expression of a week old corpse, crowned with a head of hair that would shame a mongrel dog, and a moustache that threatens to unseat this facial adornment as the unassailable and universal signifier of good breeding in men, and in certain mannish women such as Florence Nightingale. He carries about his person a unique stench that those residents in the proximity of the infamous Houndsditch miasma are said to find objectionable.

He has authored a revolting pamphlet which he has titled 'Why no gentlemen of honour may deny the advancement of my roving hands 'neath the skirts and corsetry of his young and unsullied daughter, and why he must wait on ceremony as I deflower her, and afterwards warmly shake my hand while pronouncing me a fine and upstanding fellow and gifting me the sum of £50'.

My first encounter with Greer was a letter of his that was published in the London Times, where-in he complains that Lady Taylor-Swift (of the Norfolk Taylor-Swifts) has responded unfavourably to his romantic overtures by sending him a bag of soil taken from the grave of Karl Marx in Highgate. I believe this to be an unfounded libel; one that is so ridiculous that it is unlikely to be answered.

A small group of us have taken it upon ourselves to establish a supportive framework around Greer that will be both nurturing and practical in nature, as is required. Our aim is to raise him above the squalid mire of his own deficient character, his miserable physique and his lamentable life choices, and establish him in society as a gentleman. If we are successful in this philanthropic venture, then it is my conjecture that no man can be regarded as a lost cause and beneath rehabilitation. It is my eventual hope that our motto - 'be friendful to your fellow man however wretched he may be' - will become part and parcel of the social contract that is the hallmark of any nation that regards itself civilised.

I will send you daily updates regarding our progress as I know that such a thing will delight you.


Yours and yours alone


William​



Mr dearest Charlotte

Strike-through those words in my previous letter that relate to the man Greer. Having done so, burn the letter in its entirety, divide the ashes into four equal parts and bury them in isolated locations at least five miles distant from each other.

The unlikeable subject of my previous dispatch has proven himself a most vexing individual, blind to his multitude of flaws even as they loom over him, generous only in the diffusion of his unique odour that, in the space of mere hours, has indelibly colonised my home to the extent that my only option is to set the building ablaze and allow it to burn down past its foundations. He represents a profound nuisance to the fairer sex. Even the ha'penny whores of Stepney, who are reported to launder small articles of linen in their nether parts as they go about their sordid business, refuse to associate with him. A baboon dressed in the style of a Prussian military officer, who was presented to the Royal Court the previous year, on the occasion of the Queen's birthday, plays the harpsichord with demonstrably more finesse than the demented and arrhythmic pounding we have witnessed from Greer, who none-the-less pronounces himself the Mozart of his age.

Indeed, his behaviour is so objectional, that, on more than one occasion, we have been left with no option other than to intervene, to prevent him from being soundly beaten about the coxcomb. That he has survived this long without being bludgeoned into an early grave speaks favourably of the inherent tolerance and goodness of our race.

The aforementioned Friends of Greer, upon realising their grievous error of judgement, have agreed to disband at once and withhold from any further contact with each other for duration of our lives. When we die we are resolved to be buried in unmarked graves.

I am, as I write these words, emerging from a strange hubris, where-in I believed myself capable of righting the wrongs of a man whose existence itself stands as compelling evidence of a flaw in god's plan, so fundamental, that it calls into question whether our creator's intentions can be regarded as benevolent.

It is my intent to travel to Africa at the earliest opportunity, where I will spend the remainder of my days in solitude. In my absence I have asked Captain Mark Saunders to extend to you a proposal of marriage. He has agreed to this arrangement on principle, dependant upon your consent.

Your love, forever removed from your side by my foolish association with the wretch, Greer

William​
 
He's bought another batch of Instagram followers. Will probably buy more Spotify streams soon as well. Since he posted about how his brilliant marketing had brought him 2000 monthly listeners(who all appeared overnight) a few weeks ago, Yo Yovanna has been streamed a whopping... 150 times.
At least 70 of those are me, so Russell's marketing experts really aren't pulling their own weight.
 
So I was reading Russ' exhibits and loling a few in particular:

*Russ issues a "cease and desist" claiming they're breaking the law by publishing information about him without his permission. In what world is it illegal to talk about someone on a website or social media? Does that mean all of the celebrity websites which publish information about Taylor Swift or Ariana Grande can be taken to court simply for talking about someone? (Or the address database websites that Russ used to track down the family members of T Swift?)

You saw how he threatened to sue some rando in a Facebook comment section, Russell is convinced anytime someone calls him out on his bullshit or offends him in any way constitutes as harassment and hate speech and other funny words he has deluded himself into believing.

It's also not doxxing if it's publically available information and Russ manages to dox himself every other day on social media, he makes all his locations known frequently, some information being from his own frivolous lawsuits like this one, he literally does doxxing work for us.

He truly is a child in that if people call him mean names he threatens to go tattletale on them to teacher.
 
I am compensating my counsel for their services.

I am very late responding to this but I’d be happy to send you money. I’m floored this requires a response but I’d like to make a donation to you. Not related to any reasoning and in exchange for nothing.

You see, I am the illegitimate child of Jeff bezos and the Amazon Gift Cards stream through my home like water.

:)
 
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He literally paid to be put on a playlist called "Chart-Topping Artists" and thinks he's actually topping the charts. He's paying people to say good things about him too, and takes it like genuine compliments.

His music video is totally dropping any minute now. Like a hot turd, apparently.

But Yovanna STILL won't follow him back.
 
@Weeb Slinger will you write my cover letters for future job applications? I can pay you in the coin of the realm, or via barter.

@The Great Citracett do you think he's holding back the music video because he knows we'll savage it like the vicious bastards we are? Or is this an attempt to build "hype?"
 
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