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Things that don't make you a woman: having skill at applying makeup.
Things that do make you a woman: being of the sex that can gestate offspring and produce eggs.
Do troons hate James Charles cause he wears makeup but doesn't say he isn't a man? Or isn't cis or whatever?
Or do they not know who he is cause he caters to young gay men and catty straight women? Not greasy otaku furry sex-pest straight men who join Discord cults?

As much as they may sperg out about "cis hetero patriarchy", troons actually hate:

1) Trans people who pass (truscum) the most
2) cis lesbians (because they won't sleep with them), next
3) cis straight women (because they won't sleep with them), Third

I'm not sure they really think about straight men or gay men all that much.
 
I dunno Wedge, imagine using a fake penis with no feeling in it instead of one that lets you orgasm.

Not that you have that choice any more.

Unless you can prove otherwise? Give the thread a datestamped erect dick pick with your face visible. Extra points for clown makeup.
I feel like that's a good analogy for trooning out in general. They would rather live in a fabricated reality that's a complete farce rather than settle for something in the real world that's less impressive, but actually tangible.
Although filling out government paperwork is hard, and he's used to getting money quickly from his Twitter grifting. So I think he's too lazy for a proper welfare scam.
I think for Lord Penith it's not just a matter of effort, but he's also cunning enough to know that signing any official documents in an attempt to grift the government might be a bad idea. Grifting Gofundme is all fine and dandy, but the other one might lead to an actual investigation that might draw unwanted attention to some other questionable activities that are currently going on at the tranch.
 
Any community that caters to "rejects" is going to attract predators. Be it the LGBT community, kink groups, furries, goths, you name it, predators will find their way there. If you don't gatekeep thoroughly and aggressively, they turn into cesspools.

Troons have spent the better part of the last ten years framing any attempt at gatekeeping as evil and exclusionist, to the point where literally anyone can be trans. They've also painted themselves as perpetual victims by acting like every single troon experiences the same struggles as crack-addicted black tranny prostitute living under a bridge. They can do anything short of out right admitting they're pedophiles and the woke mob will defend them. Hell, you can out right admit that pictures of babies make you horny and get away with it (see Billy LaBelle's thread).
Welcome to why, if you go into some of the trans groups that are away from the pretty toxic social media scene, you can find trans people who are very much for gatekeeping!

Hell, the troons' entire complaint about truscum is that they exist and are pissy about troon appropriation. Insisting somebody actually have gender dysphoria is transphobic, don't you know? Troons love inclusivity, to sometimes really impressive levels; I've seen a few get their brains broken by discovering that not everybody they try to include as trans is okay with this. This is one reason to watch troons run into people who are third gender--the troons will try to be so very inclusive...and the third gender people tend to be "Fuck off, we're not troons!"

Seriously, about the only people who seem to like troons are troons, and Wokeandians who need to virtue signal to allievate their guilt for being (spiritually, anyway) White cishet men.

As much as they may sperg out about "cis hetero patriarchy", troons actually hate:

1) Trans people who pass (truscum) the most
2) cis lesbians (because they won't sleep with them), next
3) cis straight women (because they won't sleep with them), Third

I'm not sure they really think about straight men or gay men all that much.
Truscum are transmedicalists--people who believe that you ain't trans if you don't have gender dysphoria. (This is actually why the whole question of "Is somebody who is intersex--not really either--actually capable of being trans, or is it just a really unfortunate fuck-up being corrected?" I have seen intersex junk IRL. Sometimes it's just the doc flipped a coin, or...well, I'm sure we all got questions.)

But yeah, in my experience they do tend to be better at passing, because they actually do want to, so they'll put the effort in. We're talking shit like learning makeup, getting competent at ensuring the bulges are where they should be, changing their body language...some even actually get walking right. (Seriously, this is the most accurate way to clock somebody, in my experience; it's a combination of people not realizing their gait is a giveaway, and just the pelvis being the least likely place to be screwy due to hormonal fuckery. A ciswoman might get a bad case of manface, but if she's got a man's pelvic girdle, there should be Questions getting asked.)

As for how they think about straight men, I think they see them as a threat (after all, Chad can get laid by willing women!) and in my experience...just...don't admit to being a gay man around 'em. Especially if you're already on the femme side.

And to round it out: They don't seem to care that much for transwomen. Sometimes I suspect that might be the sole common ground between them and the more bovine TERFs.
 
Wedge circa 2030:
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After seeing the amhole, I still think Kevin's face is 1000x more repulsive. Seriously, every time I see one of his selfies his manly gourd head, yellow teeth, sandpaper-textured skin, forehead wrinkles and nasty AGP smirk makes my stomach churn. The fact that he thinks he's hot despite all of this (and his lardass body) puts an extra layer of disgust on top of it. The amhole might be gross, but his nasty ass face triggers the fight or flight response.
 
After seeing the amhole, I still think Kevin's face is 1000x more repulsive. Seriously, every time I see one of his selfies his manly gourd head, yellow teeth, sandpaper-textured skin, forehead wrinkles and nasty AGP smirk makes my stomach churn. The fact that he thinks he's hot despite all of this (and his lardass body) puts an extra layer of disgust on top of it. The amhole might be gross, but his nasty ass face triggers the fight or flight response.
It's like seeing roadkill on the side of the highway. The am hole doesn't register as human, so while it isn't pleasant, it's not face-meltingly awful.
 
Eh, not if you're just there to screenshot stuff imho. It's not trolling unless you start screeching "41% yourself men!", it'd just be observation.
Yeah, the no trolling plans is more about coming here and trying to plan a raid or some shit. Sneaking in and taking screenshots without ever letting on that you're from KF (or doxing yourself here) isn't really the same thing. It's just archiving, but a bit shady.
 
I feel like that's a good analogy for trooning out in general. They would rather live in a fabricated reality that's a complete farce rather than settle for something in the real world that's less impressive, but actually tangible.

I think for Lord Penith it's not just a matter of effort, but he's also cunning enough to know that signing any official documents in an attempt to grift the government might be a bad idea. Grifting Gofundme is all fine and dandy, but the other one might lead to an actual investigation that might draw unwanted attention to some other questionable activities that are currently going on at the tranch.
I don't know, government is extremely lax on land and business shit. Simply classifying yourself as a farm and including simple costs are enough to basically make yourself tax exempt on their scale.

The government is used to getting fucked like this. Every "business loan" to bring jobs to small towns is not expected to be payed back in a reasonable fashion, and the government's biggest concerns would be around the guns. They don't care about the animals unless its a friendly golden retriever approaching an ATF agent.

If you own a luxury country retreat, the government will pay for it to be timbered, then will pay you to plant trees there. Will allow you to classify it a farm because you planted those trees. This cuts your tax per acre down by an order of magnitude. Next take out a carbon credit on those trees on behalf of a company. You are now being payed per acre for not doing anything with it. It's retarded and beautiful and why things are so stupid, and you can timber those trees in 30 years for tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Yeah, the no trolling plans is more about coming here and trying to plan a raid or some shit. Sneaking in and taking screenshots without ever letting on that you're from KF (or doxing yourself here) isn't really the same thing. It's just archiving, but a bit shady.
I'm pretty sure there are some laws about doing this to someone in the middle of nowhere. It's not a Drakenlord situation where he's in a town. If you get yourself ventilated by a Tranny Sharpshooter the cops will probably side with the Trench.
 
Edit: private'd (I hope) to prevent a DFE.
I've been doing my own preliminary research into the group, but I was debating if I should divulge any information until I had found something more solid. Also my main PC is out of service so I'm limited in my investigating. However since the first opening move has already been made I might as well show what I have so far. Grab a bucket of popcorn because it's going to be a long delve in.

I apologize in advance to any mods who think I should unprivate this. I just wanted to be cautious when releasing this in order to not immediately trigger a DFE. I just wanted to get some opinions first on what I found so far.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

I'm not going to go undercover into this group. I don't think even I have the autism to pass any of their vetting processes and not be immediately detected.
 
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I've been doing my own preliminary research into the group, but I was debating if I should divulge any information until I had found something more solid. Also my main PC is out of service so I'm limited in my investigating. However since the first opening move has already been made I might as well show what I have so far. Grab a bucket of popcorn because it's going to be a long delve in.

I apologize in advance to any mods who think I should unprivate this. I just wanted to be cautious when releasing this in order to not immediately trigger a DFE. I just wanted to get some opinions first on what I found so far.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

I'm not going to go undercover into this group. I don't think even I have the autism to pass any of their vetting processes and not be immediately detected
We could try to reach out to the old members who left for more info. IIRC earlier in the thread someone said that the premise is that Troons are the villain's controlled by an evil entity, making them the good guys in the end? It's all just autistic tards who probably need a community watch thread
 
Happy 1100 pages Kevin!!!
We hit 1000 pages on March 30th, we have slowed down a tad from the last update due to the splitting of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch lolcow phenomenon into two threads. For updates specific to Penny, Bonnie, and the Tranch itself (and all of the agriculture and architecture sperging your heart desires), please check out The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch thread. My work in this post will focus solely on Kevin Gibes: our dear troonamander. So… what has transpired since March 30th?

  • To celebrate, Kevin shows off his lady gunt
  • Kevin opines about all the benefits being a “nonbinary woman”
  • On Trans Day of Visibility, the trooncult begs for more money and asspats
  • They demand that every cis ally gives them one dollar
  • Thank Goddess none of us are allies
  • As part of the April Fool’s joke, Null implemented anime avatars for each user
  • We got to live as Twitter troons for one day… and everyone hated it
  • Kevin asserts his “plurality” by implying that the leader of all the retards in his head is a robot woman
  • Kevin hides from commenting on the Labelle (a known pedo that draws child pornography) situation after he got guntfucked for defending another pedo
  • Wedge’s facial femininization surgery (FFS) has been scheduled for May 18th and following this announcement, he grifts more
  • Wedge claims that the cons have never seen a woman orgasm, despite Wedge himself only having sex with other MtF troons
  • Kevin informs Twitter about the joys of shoving progesterone pills up your ass
  • Kevin seethes more about not “getting fucked in his vag” and how everyone that points out his inceldom are weirdos
  • He then claims that he has several “sexy friends” that are DTF
  • Kevin claims that “shemale” is the least sexy thing you can call a troon
  • Twitter troon Azure_Husky admits to dilating his neovagina while his cats sit on his stomach and play with him
  • Kevin and fellow Twitter troon NikkiOphan complain that when hospitals classify severed penile tissue as “medical waste” and promptly incinerate the lost genitals, they are being transphobic and committing a vicious hate crime
  • This June will mark Kevin’s 4th anniversary of starting HRT
  • Kevin fantasizes about the joys of pregnancy
  • But Hamber, you may ask, pregnancy is a joyous experience! Yes, but Kevin is fetishizing the inflation and bloating and not the birth of someone you love, as similarly expressed by KF user @CheesyBoy
  • The thread celebrates AmHole day on April 6th
  • KF user @1440p Curved Monitor informs the thread specifically about how stupid and consoomerish Kevin is in his purchasing of a $330 magic card box
  • Wedge posts more photos of his broken ass complete with a black dildo inserted into him and his cheeks adorned with razor bumps, dried blood, and poop smears
  • Kevin blames his deathfat status on his “female endocrine system” and “period”
  • Penny, a master dominant mxstress, posts a photo of his two hegoblins eating sushi
  • Imagine taking a photo and Kevin is the most good-looking person in the shot
  • As posted by KF user @Hitman One , Kevin copeposts further regarding PhilosophyTube, another pseudointellectual troon, and how he felt a switch flip when everyone “perceived him as a woman”
  • Kevin claims that it is his “bangin’ tits” that get him correctly gendered
  • Despite what surgeons claim, Kevin’s “pussy” experiences wetness (and not him pissing himself)
  • Kevin copes again by stating that there is no framework for passing as an agender nonbinary transwoman part of a system of plurality
  • Kevin does not wish to pass
  • Cue the Gandalf meme
  • Wedge claims that it is perfectly acceptable for a troon to transition by virtue of them having a fetish
  • Kevin tweets “am hole” six days after AmHole day: a clue that bolsters the thread’s claim that Kevin reads his thread, despite being so scared of its existence
  • Kevin seethes about a “transpassing” account that surveys whether troons pass and encourages his horde to mass report
  • An unbothered man, then rants on and on about how he is unbothered
  • Alicia, the Discord dominatrix mentioned in recaps past, flirts with Kevryn once more mentioning pool toys, inflation, and squirming
  • KF user @Chapstick4Lyfe links the thread to a video of Wedge and another intellectually disabled troon peeing in each other’s hands
  • Users worry that Wedge is sexually abusing an actual retard with sex toys in lieu of his own deformed penis
  • Kevin claims to be a “plus size gamer gentleman” before transitioning
  • Wedge posts a video of him pushing his micropenis into his gunt in hopes of forming a “clitoris”
  • Wedge announces that he and Kevin will release more pornography soon and the pair release more “couple’s” pictures that are comically horrible
  • KF user @Nothing To See Here digs up more information on Wedge and his devoutly religious past; for the full story, the saga starts on page 1058
  • Kevin claims he had his first creampie from Wedge
  • The same KF user digs up James Michael Blasingame’s full dox, again, I would implore you to read the full posts as they are very interesting and informative
  • Kevin, Zinnia Jones, and Contrapoints all tweet at each other about muh evil diet Nazi forums
  • Kevin copes further about his wound taking up to 18 months to heal
  • Keep moving those goalposts Kev-Kev
  • Kevin and Wedge drop a preview to their next sex tape
  • In what is presumably a shower, Wedge licks the side of the AmHole and Kevin’s entire doughy body jolts in horror
  • KF user @remiem illustrates the awkward and unnatural orientation of Kevin’s neovagina thus bolstering the claim that neovaginas are nothing like their genuine counterparts and are rotting stinkditches carved into its subjects
  • Wedge posts a photo of himself donning a strap-on, about to penetrate Kevin’s axe wound (presumably)
  • KF users that are unfamiliar with the phenomenon of Kevryn watch the thread in horror as Dear Leader features the rotpocket-licking GIF on the Kiwi Farms’ front page
  • Kevin celebrates his three years with Norintha by posting a horrific selfie of the two looking like deranged old men
  • Kevin endorses the practice of rioting and looting, following the closure of the George Floyd/Derek Chauvin case wherein Chauvin was found “guilty” on all counts
  • Kevin, a noted consoomer and lover of corporations, endorses the act of harming corporations
  • Make it make sense
  • Kevin expresses his adoration of cartoon alpaca pornography
  • KF user @Lubby Smith digs up tweets about Kevin admitting to stealing from his mother to fuel his toy-collecting addiction
  • Kevin claims that his addiction to hoarding children’s toys is fueled by trauma, the trauma of kicking out his brother to appease his ex… the same ex that cucked him shortly thereafter? Or the trauma of being raised by sexual degenerates on fetish art forums?
  • Regular thread posters point out that absolutely nothing prompted Kevin to post those 2017 tweets, other than his own obsessive-compulsive tendency to vocalize every thought that appears in his coombrain
  • KF user @Taylor Swift’s Ghostwrite astutely points out that when discussing Kevin’s sexuality at present, one cannot logically ascribe conventional sexual orientations to Kevin, but only autogynephilia
  • Kevin is sexually attracted to a deluded fantasy image of himself and not to the same sex, the opposite sex, nor both
  • Kevin purchases another transformer whom he labels his “husband”
  • The thread laments over the lack of Unicron references
  • For whatever fucking reason, the thread starts arguing about Lady Boy culture in Singapore and Thailand
  • KF user @Vaclav informs the thread that most troons have a humiliation kink and are more degenerate than we give them credit for
  • Wedge intends to post his “porn” on Telegram in addition to other platforms
  • Wedge claims that using a strap-on in lieu of his mangled and atrophied penis provides him with gender euphoria, fulfills his small penis humiliation fetish, and lets him live out his werewolf genital fetish
  • He then admits to forcefeeding other troons HRT as one of his fetishes
  • KF user @Chapstick4Lyfe pieces together the fact that Wedge posted that comment about using a strap-on immediately after KF user @Spunt posed the same question
  • Kevin admits to joining a troon discord: cesspools that are rife with grooming and assorted degeneracy
  • Perhaps Kevin entering a Discord will alleviate his Twitter addiction? Lol just kidding
  • Wedge, Kevin, and some other troon claim that troons are better at makeup than cis girls (COPE)
  • Haileyadamsxxx is Wedge’s Telegram username
  • The saga regarding the Korps RCG Discord begins
  • Apparently, this Discord is a troon cult (despite vehemently denying this claim) wherein users, which largely consists of MtF AGPs, are free to practice whatever fetish they choose illicit or not
So, what are your predictions for the next 100 pages? Will Kevin cut back on his tweeting due to his obsession with the Korps Discord? Will the sex tape be released? Will Wedge start another pandemic after licking whatever yeastbacterialfungivirus that resides in Kevin's cock casket?

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I was compiling some information about the Korps into a text document of my own on my PC... So far my digging is just going off searching through their accounts on Twitter, archiving anything that happens to be of interest. In addition to that, searching this site itself shows a few instances where they've popped up or were mentioned in the context of another lolcow. Should we just take this talk into private messages or someone start a thread?

Being something of a newfag and the information I found so far needing to be organized so it isn't just unreadable, I was hesitant to make a thread on my own. But this conversation is definitely getting out of the scope of Kevin.
 
I was compiling some information about the Korps into a text document of my own on my PC... So far my digging is just going off searching through their accounts on Twitter, archiving anything that happens to be of interest. In addition to that, searching this site itself shows a few instances where they've popped up or were mentioned in the context of another lolcow. Should we just take this talk into private messages or someone start a thread?

Being something of a newfag and the information I found so far needing to be organized so it isn't just unreadable, I was hesitant to make a thread on my own. But this conversation is definitely getting out of the scope of Kevin.
I’d say pms for the moment. It is better that way to prevent DFE, and I’d wish to join to help dig shit up.
 
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