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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
S.C.U.D. said:
The handmade, designed-by-13-year-olds patch my Boy Scouts patrol had looked better than that.
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Was Boy Scout too. Can confirm.
Coccxys said:
You cut the funniest bit out of that tweet...
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It's a tranch guard duty service/campaign medal. They've gone full military larp.
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Guess kev doesn’t get a patch :story: Are they already dividing the tranch up into the useful and useless?
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
The handmade, designed-by-13-year-olds patch my Boy Scouts patrol had looked better than that.
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It's obvious they didn't have anyone with any art experience take a look at it. You wouldn't even need a graphic artist who does' logos or anything to look at it and tell them it's shit. They need a simplified design and bolder colors. You want less detail, not more detail on patches. All the shapes should be clearly defined with outlines or contrasting colors. This just looks like a tiny. confusing mess. The patch should be just the unicorn head with the name arched above or below it. This isn't rocket surgery.
 
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Coccxys said:
They're just slowly arranging their commune into a strict caste system. We all know who will be the first to starve if there is sudden food shortages on the tranch.
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But most importantly are they making the lives of their neighbours easier to spot and avoid them.
The jews didn't wear their stars voluntarily, but the troons do it with pride.
 
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Kurze Katze said:
ahahahahaha lord those patches suck balls. Looks like they picked the cheapest embroidery contractor possible, the overall concept design is cluttered, and color scheme is bland as fuck. There aint a single artist on that farm is there?
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There's Kevin Gibes/RageTreb, but that's anti-art.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Don't worry, when the US collapses, I'll become a warlord and take all you dispossessed Kiwis in. Then we'll roam the wastes to each and every troon enclave and use loudspeakers to inform the inhabitants that they will never in a million years be women.
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WITNESS ME, AMHOLE!!
 
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Coccxys said:
You cut the funniest bit out of that tweet...
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It's a tranch guard duty service/campaign medal. They've gone full military larp.
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It will be pretty funny seeing these people wear it as if it were their isignia on their uniform when they try to establish the democratic commune of troonistan
 
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Coccxys said:
You cut the funniest bit out of that tweet...
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It's a tranch guard duty service/campaign medal. They've gone full military larp.
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How are you supposed to sew that thing on? Most patches have a border specifically for sewing. Fishing line is too weak for larping and ironing on never works, even with a press. Sure the embroidery shop will make whatever you want but if you ask for something stupid that's on you.
 
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Aaa0aaa0 said:
After their "Punch a Terf" incident & their plans to crash the 4th of July parade like a bunch of killjoys, I don't think it's that far off.
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I thought it was funny that they are planning to go to the 4th of July parade seeing as last year's was the inciting incident that "put them on the militia's radar" and eventually lead to the tranch being seen as a "soft target" (lol) and being under siege.

These guys were crying and shaking in their mom jeans and Kevin had to be shipped off to a safe house and they were super duper scared and please send them gibs...but, you guys are going back to the parade that started it all? Lol, they must be running out of money.
 
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
How are you supposed to sew that thing on? Most patches have a border specifically for sewing. Fishing line is too weak for larping and ironing on never works, even with a press. Sure the embroidery shop will make whatever you want but if you ask for something stupid that's on you.
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That's why non-reatards get velcro backed patches. All decent larp gear has loop on it somewhere.
 
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