Queen of Moderation
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- Jun 2, 2018
Welp. We have the latest chapter in "My Egyptian" lover and it has it all:
Features a strange woman or ex who is a cunt.
Chinny staring blankly into the distance intermingling with shifty eyes and avoiding eye contact with the camera while she thinks of what bullshit to to say next.
Now it features a swingers orgy with a 13 inch cock...cuz it's a fantasy of hers (think I just made a post on that).
"Egypt" is a former fatty (tryin to keep it real).
Now we've gone from tit slapping dom to a tender dude who wants to cuddle while eating ful middames and watching Netflix.
He's not really a boyfriend (plausible deniability)
More incredulous sex talk
No coke though (that story makes people hassle her. Too edgy for the 400 lbs Christian housewives in Ohio that tune in)
Forgets what she's talking about. (Lying does that)
Non sequitur into gangbangs and eating. Then bathing together. In a bath. ( Water displacement never given consideration?).
More darty eyes and camera avoidance as she thinks of what to say.
Eta- Spent two whole nights with him, guize!!! (But probably not in the same room...or country).
2nd ETA- Chat is going ape shit crazy. They do not like this new kind of beezin'. They're schooling her and she's getting pissed. They are getting a taste of the REAL CHANTAL. Joe is about to stroke out. It's fabulous


3rd edit- He has a floor mattress and no TV . To cuddle and watch Netflix (and not tit slap), she's going to shlep her TV to his apartment.
Another edit- They just really like to kiss, ya know. For hours! So we went from rawdogging, tit smacking, feral sex that made her bleed to kissing. Makes total sense


Also, he's a singing chef, licensed massage therapist, but is doing construction now cuz Covid. (Sure, Jan
).
-- If people don't like her life, that she has every right to live how she wants, they can leave. People come and go. They can fuck right off!! (#gratitude)
Reveals that she's never had a real friend. People are judgemental. (Pot meet kettle and I'm sure being judgemental is why she never keeps friends ).
Calls out Joe- "You're not my dad". Needs to chill 'cuz he's been a slut shaming asshole. In a surprising twist, Joe quits. (Cheers heard from around the Farms with an open invite to spill the poutine).
People are going to report her. Cuntal on full display. (I can hear the sub count going down).
Getting ready to go on her totally real booty call with Mohammed Glass.
So much bullshit. But her subs are eaiting out of her trotters.
Never change Chinny. Never Change.
Features a strange woman or ex who is a cunt.
Chinny staring blankly into the distance intermingling with shifty eyes and avoiding eye contact with the camera while she thinks of what bullshit to to say next.
Now it features a swingers orgy with a 13 inch cock...cuz it's a fantasy of hers (think I just made a post on that).
"Egypt" is a former fatty (tryin to keep it real).
Now we've gone from tit slapping dom to a tender dude who wants to cuddle while eating ful middames and watching Netflix.
He's not really a boyfriend (plausible deniability)
More incredulous sex talk
No coke though (that story makes people hassle her. Too edgy for the 400 lbs Christian housewives in Ohio that tune in)
Forgets what she's talking about. (Lying does that)
Non sequitur into gangbangs and eating. Then bathing together. In a bath. ( Water displacement never given consideration?).
More darty eyes and camera avoidance as she thinks of what to say.
Eta- Spent two whole nights with him, guize!!! (But probably not in the same room...or country).
2nd ETA- Chat is going ape shit crazy. They do not like this new kind of beezin'. They're schooling her and she's getting pissed. They are getting a taste of the REAL CHANTAL. Joe is about to stroke out. It's fabulous



3rd edit- He has a floor mattress and no TV . To cuddle and watch Netflix (and not tit slap), she's going to shlep her TV to his apartment.
Another edit- They just really like to kiss, ya know. For hours! So we went from rawdogging, tit smacking, feral sex that made her bleed to kissing. Makes total sense



Also, he's a singing chef, licensed massage therapist, but is doing construction now cuz Covid. (Sure, Jan

-- If people don't like her life, that she has every right to live how she wants, they can leave. People come and go. They can fuck right off!! (#gratitude)
Reveals that she's never had a real friend. People are judgemental. (Pot meet kettle and I'm sure being judgemental is why she never keeps friends ).
Calls out Joe- "You're not my dad". Needs to chill 'cuz he's been a slut shaming asshole. In a surprising twist, Joe quits. (Cheers heard from around the Farms with an open invite to spill the poutine).
People are going to report her. Cuntal on full display. (I can hear the sub count going down).
Getting ready to go on her totally real booty call with Mohammed Glass.
So much bullshit. But her subs are eaiting out of her trotters.
Never change Chinny. Never Change.
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