Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,600
Phil Ken Sebben said:
They look like slip ons. Those are just one step down from tennis shoes with the velcro or "idiot straps" as we used to call them in school.
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It's been speculated that he has limited manual dexterity because his hands appear to be missing joints, but we can't tell for sure.
badboy2000 said:
Just regular trainers, but you can see the contours of his feet in them, and those are at least four EU sizes too big.
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He seems to buy clothing that is too large for him. His pant legs appear to be rolled up. Is he buying pants that are too long because he's actually delusional about how tall he is?
 
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Drowningman said:
His lyrics are a 5th grade level. The red bull reference is so 2013 and he should write one called "Bitch suck my dick" he might get some attention and still screw it up.
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Red Bull could probably sue him over his use of their slogan, but it would be like using a nuke to take out a racoon infestation. He's broke and I seriously doubt anyone's going to equate his video with the beverage.

EDIT: I'm getting awfully mixed signals from Russ. Either we've ruined his life and condemned him to a life not fitting a genius such as he, or we're entirely inconsequential and fame and fortune will be his any day now. Which is it Russ? I only have to ruin one more person's life before I get a free toaster oven under Null's rewards program.
 
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badboy2000 said:
Just regular trainers, but you can see the contours of his feet in them, and those are at least four EU sizes too big.
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I can't decide which is more likely: Russ went to the clearance area of Payless and the only men's shoes were way too big, he purposefully wears them that big to make his feet look bigger to impress women somehow, or he's just a retard and somehow fucked up wearing shoes.
 
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Pip Squeak said:
I've only just realised that he did actually wear the stank-suit trousers with his Wish magician jacket. Grey suit trousers with a brown belt and trainers. He has to be doing this on purpose.
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I bet his tard trainers aren't even anything like Nike or New Balance. Probably some K-Mart blue light specials (the kind lashed together with the price tag). Notice his belt and the way the buckle is shoved way over to (his left side)? Classic self-contained SPED classroom fashion. There's probably a million different stains on the jacket and worn out thirty year old Dockers. Good thing they didn't plunge the stage under black light.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
I can't decide which is more likely: Russ went to the clearance area of Payless and the only men's shoes were way too big, he purposefully wears them that big to make his feet look bigger to impress women somehow, or he's just a retard and somehow fucked up wearing shoes.
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Yes.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
I can't decide which is more likely: Russ went to the clearance area of Payless and the only men's shoes were way too big, he purposefully wears them that big to make his feet look bigger to impress women somehow, or he's just a retard and somehow fucked up wearing shoes.
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I think now that he purposely buys clothing and shoes that are too large for him because he thinks it makes him look bigger than he is. I'm pretty sure based on what we know he's not over 5'6". According to the one Kiwi who's seen him in person, he's shorter than average but she didn't exactly take out a measuring tape to find out.
 
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badboy2000 said:
Just regular trainers, but you can see the contours of his feet in them, and those are at least four EU sizes too big.
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Look at the unraveled hem. This mong is probably getting his clothes from Saverz or Goodwill or Salvation Army. Maybe getting a trash bag or two of old clothes from someone just to save them the trip of dumping it in a donation box.

He might be wearing shoes too large because his feet are just... fucked up. Looked like he has overlapping and/or hammer toes, malformed toenails, and in the poolside photo, looked like he had nasty bunions. Probably cheaper to buy bigger shoes than to get medical attention or purchase orthopedic shoes.
 
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Constellationzero said:
I bet his tard trainers aren't even anything like Nike or New Balance. Probably some K-Mart blue light specials (the kind lashed together with the price tag). Notice his belt and the way the buckle is shoved way over to (his left side)? Classic self-contained SPED classroom fashion. There's probably a million different stains on the jacket and worn out thirty year old Dockers. Good thing they didn't plunge the stage under black light.
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They're low end nylon New Balance Ventr. You can get them on Amazon for like $35.
 
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Unless you buy them at Target, men's suits need to be tailored. They are sold in a size that is a rough fit and then you get measured and the suit is tailored to fit you. Pants especially are sold much longer than most men need and need to be hemmed.

It looks like Russ went to Men's Wearhouse and bought a $149 special and didn't bother to get it tailored to fit.
 
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so wait, he can't get a gun because of the background checks- he has a stalking charge


he can have the taser but only in Nevada; if he goes back to Utah for any reason he can't bring it. (stalking charges there are more serious).

I don't like the idea of a convicted stalker being out around women with any weapon, personally. I love my guns but damn if I don't think they need to make a clear federal law keeping stalkers from owning any carry weapons at all.
especially pipsqueak

edit to add to the clothing sperg

he doesn't seem to realize that a badly-fit suit, especially anything over sized, makes him look like a 3rd grader in Dad's clothes. clothes that are too big make you look smaller.

if he had anything tailored he wouldn't look like such a schlump. but he's only got the one suit, yes?
 
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DrJonesHat said:
And the best part is that he can't comprehend why being perpetually horny would drive away women and why his post is inappropriate.
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The fact that "sex" came to his mind immediately after reading a post about a murder might be a Freudian slip revealing that he's a closet necrophile.

And $10 bucks says that woman blocked him right away.
 
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