Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[TerribleIdeas™]

It's not even that hard to define.

But your (entirely logical) definition doesn't kowtow to troons, and give them the validation and asspats they demand, therefore it's transphobia.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

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That's a lot of miles of bullshit to reaffirm the exact gender roles they claim are oppressive to women.

If you were to actually take this definition seriously, the only logical conclusion to be reached is that "woman" is a meaningless, inconsequential label that some people choose to apply to themselves regardless of any preconceived connotations that other people have regarding what it is.

So why would this dude care if someone calls him a woman or not?

 

[poggers]

Women are the sex that evolved to give birth. The end

 

[korean TERF]

i don't even want this video on my computer for fear it will contaminate my other files with its unholy data, but i have to share it

Spoiler: necrotic tranny crotch infested with writhing maggots

Spoiler: seriously

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i cant feel my fucking legs i cant feel my fucking legs i cant feel my fucking legs

 

[GriffithHawkmoth]

probable tranny weightlifter who has never competed at this level before shows up and cleans house at women's Euros beating the best weightlifters in the western world in this weight range. timestamped for when commentator slips up saying "he'll" go up in weight. (1hr 19 if not working)

comments are full of people pointing it out. i cant find anything proving its trans status though. what do u think?

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As shocking as it may be, I'm not sure about this one.... the portrait can pass as butch female. And after using multiple search engines, anything stating this person could be male doesn't seem to exist. All I found were scandals surrounding her doping up. She could just be an extreme butch and drugs enhanced that by a lot.

Maybe someone else can find more information.

 

[NoReturn]

Women are the sex that evolved to give birth. The end

I'll take it even further, since we have things like fish that fertilize externally.
Women are the sex that makes the larger gamete.

 

[poggers]

As shocking as it may be, I'm not sure about this one.... the portrait can pass as butch female. And after using multiple search engines, anything stating this person could be male doesn't seem to exist. All I found were scandals surrounding her doping up. She could just be an extreme butch and drugs enhanced that by a lot.

Maybe someone else can find more information.

I think she's an ugly, doped female. If you watch vids of her in action from 2016 yes, she has broad shoulders and not many curves, but her waist is in the right place for a female (women tend to have longer legs, men have a longer torso). Compared to the guy in this pic here, who has the typical male long torso. Anyway

 

[Shovel Mick]

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That's a lot of miles of bullshit to reaffirm the exact gender roles they claim are oppressive to women.

A lioness is an adult female of the species panthera Leo.

A woman is an adult female of the species Homo sapiens.

logic isn’t trannies best subject

 

[fapwa]

I wonder how many of them have controlling moms or absent moms. They might feel emasculated by their mothers and fantasize about someone who helps them be a woman instead of someone who scolds them for not being enough of a man.

This reminds me of that "/fa/ bum", Cheng Guorong. A long time ago, he made news because he is a homeless Chinese man whose outfits looked surprisingly fashionable.

Sometimes he would wear women's clothing. When the interviewers asked why, he said it was to have some sort of female presence in his life.

Tl;dr a lot of troonacy is basically that, except sexually warped by coomer conditioning. If you can't have a woman, be it a mother or a wife, you become one.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

I'll take it even further, since we have things like fish that fertilize externally.
Women are the sex that makes the larger gamete.

I think it was Brett Weinstein or Colin Wright (who are both evolutionary biologists) that pointed out recently that the differing and specific ways in which other species engage in reproduction, or the specific oddities of their respective sexes, have zero impact on the observed and documented sexes and reproductive behaviours and processes of Homo Sapiens.*

* - I'm paraphrasing slightly, but that was the gist. I didn't save their tweet, because twitter is a cancerous hellsite, as this thread demonstrates.

 

[DoTheDrew]

Don't ever think I've seen a Buzzfeed article trying to "tone it down".
This one's from 2018, so they might have backtracked since then. Whatever.
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“Front Hole” Is Not A New Word For “Vagina,” Despite What The Internet Says

A safe-sex guide specifically created for queer, trans, intersex, and asexual people was picked up by conservative sites and all hell broke loose.

www.buzzfeednews.com

Yeah, I'm pretty sure we all got MATI at them calling a woman's vag a "front hole," then turning around and calling stinkditches "vaginas." Jeebus, talk about burying the lede. It comes from this document: Trans_Safer_Sex_Guide_FINAL.pdf. No, they did not even bother to sanitize the file name. What fucking clowns.

Spoiler: Abandon all holes, ye who enter

FRONT HOLE: We use this word to talk about internal genitals, sometimes referred to as a vagina. A front hole may self-lubricate, depending on age and hormones."

VAGINA: We use this word to talk about the genitals of trans women who have had bottom surgery.

Whoever wrote this doesn't know women have a pisshole upfront.

Being a lesbo is too mainstream. Fetch me my binder.
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Honey, what is <gesticluates wildly> _that_? To really nail that late 90's Cali-skate-surf-punk-look, you should definitely get some dreadlocks and a lot more colorful shirts - that off-red is not doing you any favors.

If they feel so great then why does she look so miserable? Now she is young, only binding her breasts but 30 years from now she will be a broken woman. Years and years of t will mutilate her, early menopause, higher blood pressure and a fucked heart are waiting her. And that's the best, if she gets a corndog dick then she will be truly fucked up.

It's just chasing the dragon. I think this is comparable with straight-up heroin addiction. Also, five years of T will likely atrophy her entire reproductive system, which is (apparently) just as painful as it sounds.

I don't think men have the same issues - like dogs, just cut off the balls.

There's going to be a wave of miserable T-addled Aidens upon us soon, and I don't know how we will catch them, in the offline real-life society-wide way.

"My dad asking weirdass questions that are impossible to answer." More like asking simple questions that challenge recursive trans logic.

Blackpilled may imply any of them would change, but how many will keep pushing forward with the fantasy even after admitting its nature?


They get their concept of manhood from Reddit memes. I bet being "allowed" to say boysssssssss really soothes her dysphoria. That outfit is bro-y, but in a in a comically stereotypical way. It's the secret to being a drunk male college freshman of a certain type from the 2000s, she needs to upgrade that stone necklace to a crab claw necklace and maybe get a tribal tattoo. Maybe have a cross necklace too. Gotta have some khaki cargo pants too. None of this would barely be worth laughing or MATI-ing at if it weren't part of a larger pipeline that will give her heart attack drugs so she can be the guy so many guys regret being and support mtF troons waving their cocks around in women's shelters.

Yup, I used to be that guy. Get a few Slipknow CD's, tons of bracelets, too, and she'll be partying like it's 1999.

Edit: spelling

 

[Surfin Terf]

This reminds me of that "/fa/ bum", Cheng Guorong. A long time ago, he made news because he is a homeless Chinese man whose outfits looked surprisingly fashionable.

Sometimes he would wear women's clothing. When the interviewers asked why, he said it was to have some sort of female presence in his life.

Tl;dr a lot of troonacy is basically that, except sexually warped by coomer conditioning. If you can't have a woman, be it a mother or a wife, you become one.

Oh, and let's not forget that "Sharp Brother" was crazy. Not in a "you're loco [TL note: loco means crazy" way. Not in an undiagnosed BPD way. In a ranting on the street corner and eating out of the trash way. Of course, believing that your body is the wrong sex is a common symptom of schizophrenia, or at least it was. Nowadays it's just a totally unrelated case of gender dysphoria.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

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That's a lot of miles of bullshit to reaffirm the exact gender roles they claim are oppressive to women.

So... just as meaningless as if someone made up complete gibberish and demanded their identity be validated, yet when asked what a “gonkalonk” is, be utterly unable to give a concrete definition. “Anyone can be a gonkalonk if they wish, you just need to identify as one!” Exact same shit except they’re using a real concept. Some of these so called “women” keep their beards and have zero feminine traits whatsoever yet still expect people to play along.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Don't ever think I've seen a Buzzfeed article trying to "tone it down".
This one's from 2018, so they might have backtracked since then. Whatever.
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“Front Hole” Is Not A New Word For “Vagina,” Despite What The Internet Says

A safe-sex guide specifically created for queer, trans, intersex, and asexual people was picked up by conservative sites and all hell broke loose.

www.buzzfeednews.com

We call it a front bum round these parts, as a joke, and speaking of jokes I find it funny the group who spend all day coming up with an infinite amount of genders and pronouns want to police what you can call a vagina.

 

[ash9990]

you should probably stop reading Jezebel or The Cut or where ever you got this nonsense from.

Your pfp wtfffff is that

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

Oh my god! If Tiffani had a slightly masculinised name appropriate for a woman born in the 70s (eg ‘Nic’ or ‘Sam’) he might fleetingly pass as an extremely butch woman who gives zero shits about her appearance and instead spends her time building sheds and drinking beer from cans.
Sadly, the porny-stripper name gives him away as a man who only decided he was a woman about 30 mins before downloading the app.

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Holy shit it’s Mac’s mom.

 

[ChaChaHeels:BlackOnes]

This came up on ‘lesbian fashion advice’ and I could tell purely by the terrible outfit that the poster was a man.

Spoiler: Face to match the outfit

TFW you look more manly in your ‘after’ than in your ‘before’ and even lilac polyester satin can’t help you:




Dude, you know full well your face doesn’t ‘pass’, otherwise you wouldn’t have covered half of it with your hair before asking...




This one’s filter use is proper uncanny valley stuff...




Look how fuzzy his face is compared to his hand! I don’t know which app this filter is from but it seems to consistently create a head too small for the body?




Dirty fingernails. Very ‘cute’.

This one’s post history (reverse chronological order)








Safe to say I have doubts about this being a long standing history of gender Dysphoria.

Whatever it is that happens when a castrated male stops taking wrong sex hormones...

... I guarantee it isn’t cessation of menstruation.

Breaking news! A new entry on the ever growing list of transphobic verboten phrases -‘some women have penises too’



Excellent. Let’s stop doing all of these immediately! Wouldn’t want to be branded transphobic for (checks notes) being supportive of transgender people’s choices and using language inclusive of transgender people!

 

[YumeNoHero]

i don't even want this video on my computer for fear it will contaminate my other files with its unholy data, but i have to share it

Spoiler: necrotic tranny crotch infested with writhing maggots

Spoiler: seriously

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How did that even get to the point where fucking fly larvae are festering in that axe wound?

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>Coombes
You can't make this shit up. This is not a parody, this is not a joke, this is the shit that practically writes itself.

 

[Oliver Onions]

This came up on ‘lesbian fashion advice’ and I could tell purely by the terrible outfit that the poster was a man.
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Spoiler: Face to match the outfit

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TFW you look more manly in your ‘after’ than in your ‘before’ and even lilac polyester satin can’t help you:

It's weird how many troons look like Mr Repzion in a bad wig.

This one’s filter use is proper uncanny valley stuff...
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This is about as convincing as when people use Faceapp to plaster a celebrity's face over their own.

Breaking news! A new entry on the ever growing list of transphobic verboten phrases -‘some women have penises too’
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Excellent. Let’s stop doing all of these immediately! Wouldn’t want to be branded transphobic for (checks notes) being supportive of transgender people’s choices and using language inclusive of transgender people!

I'm delighted to see we're now getting to the circular firing squad stage, where whether your position is woke or cancel-worthy hinges entirely on the particular nutty troon you're dealing with.

Godspeed to all the proud cis allies navigating that minefield; enjoy the future you chose, dipshits.

 

[lamp shade]

If you showed me these and told me Penny from the Tranch has a son I would believe you.