Conrad Aaron Collins / Diginée / Digibro / Digibrony / Otaku Gonzo Journalism & the Pro Crastinators Podcast - Pedophile, Two-Faced Weeaboo Ponyfag Youtube Analyst Who Wants to be a Loli + Drama, Friends & Enemies

[Aegir]

its there any signs of the RV yet?

do you even have to ask?

 

[PurpleFoxx]

Digi displayed more of his goth fashion sense

I honestly thought Digi's figure didn't look too bad until I realized how massive his hands are.

Also this picture made me shudder. Do you really need to be wearing booty shorts and show us a closeup outline of your shriveled troon dick..? Not cool, man.

No matter how many times I see how ridiculous Digi looks these days, I'm always surprised by his astounding lack of self-awareness. All of this reminds me of photos I would have taken and posted when I was 13 years old (prime goth time for many girls).
But I mean we all know at this point that Digi is attempting to look like his favorite TikToker's that he drones on and on about, and considering TikTok's target demographic, I'm sure they're around that age. If an FBI agent happened upon his watch history, he'd definitely be put on a watch list.

 

[Had]

its there any signs of the RV yet?

Here's my question, do they even have a house at this point?
Was their plan to get an RV when driving to this show and be on the road from then onward, but when they realized they couldn't afford and RV they just settled to live in there car and hotels instead. All I've been seeing for almost a week at this point on this thread is trucker stop reviews and unless they are driving coast to coast I don't understand how they could be on the road for that long

The oldest one goes back to the 17th with the newest one being posted only 3 hours ago

Now because I'm currently bored out of my mind I'll do some math
17 to today is 6 days they drove from Apx one state to the other
google gave me an estimate of 21 hours totally driving time
Meaning they where only driving for around 3 to 4 hours per day

Now I'm no long hall trucker, I'd rather fly and get the travel over with but I don't think I've ever heard of anyone taking this long. Point being why would they be taking there time so much, I reckon it could be because Digi's land lord kicked him out. Last I heard Digi had one more month and that was last month so I think this could be the end for the Digi household.

I was honestly hoping for an RV arc rather than a homeless one and unless they somehow are going to get it after the show, I don't know what they are gonna do.

 

[the_watcher]

Here's my question, do they even have a house at this point?
Was their plan to get an RV when driving to this show and be on the road from then onward, but when they realized they couldn't afford and RV they just settled to live in there car and hotels instead. All I've been seeing for almost a week at this point on this thread is trucker stop reviews and unless they are driving coast to coast I don't understand how they could be on the road for that long

The oldest one goes back to the 17th with the newest one being posted only 3 hours ago
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Now because I'm currently bored out of my mind I'll do some math
17 to today is 6 days they drove from Apx one state to the other
google gave me an estimate of 21 hours totally driving time
Meaning they where only driving for around 3 to 4 hours per day
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Now I'm no long hall trucker, I'd rather fly and get the travel over with but I don't think I've ever heard of anyone taking this long. Point being why would they be taking there time so much, I reckon it could be because Digi's land lord kicked him out. Last I heard Digi had one more month and that was last month so I think this could be the end for the Digi household.

I was honestly hoping for an RV arc rather than a homeless one and unless they somehow are going to get it after the show, I don't know what they are gonna do.

Yeah, I would still double down that they somehow find shelter in Elko via a shady drug friend of Billy.

The more funny scenario though would be if they drove all the way to California so Digi could beg his parents to take care of his junkies.

"Hey Dad, this is Riley, he is my best friend and a billboard certified music producer and promoter." *points at 5'0'' fat dwarf zonked out of his mind, breadcrumbs in his beard, eyes barely open*
"Hey Mr. Collins, you got any weed here, wax is ok too..."- slurred and sobbing, almost asleep

Otherwise I don't see them surviving a life on the road or the outdoors.

In general it is baffling that Digi went from making 5k$ + a month to being practically a homeless junkie and pissing away all the opportunities and fortunes life gave him in the span of 2-4 years. Had he just paid his taxes, did less drugs and did his content with a plan and future in mind (iE sticking to anime and rants instead of retarded, abrasive outsider art) he would have easily had 75-100k+ sitting in the bank right now.

 

[BigFatStupidIdiot]

The more funny scenario though would be if they drove all the way to California so Digi could beg his parents to take care of his junkies.

This actually seems like the most probable outcome to me. Digi is, for all intents and purposes, a child. When he doesn't get his way he cries and he hides at the slightest mention of responsibility. He wants everything in his life controlled for him so that all he has to do is smoke weed and talk about himself.

There is just no way that Digi keeps up any sort of homeless lifestyle for more than a few weeks. Billy brags about having been homeless which means to me he was never really homeless despite his stories of sleeping in a van in the dead of winter. If they sold everything in the house and possibly even the car, they will have no money after this trip to Nevada except the few bills Billy makes which will inevitably be spent on drugs. They won't be able to put down a security deposit let alone first and last months rent on any new place in even a remotely acceptable neighborhood.

Something tells me they do go to CA from here and beg Daddy or Daddy Dax for some pocket change/help on getting a new place. Either that or the Manson family ends up on Skidrow in a grift to get one of these new houses that were just ordered to be built for the 40k homeless there, but I doubt they're that smart. Although I guess they are reading this thread so..uh....there you go Billy. Free house. Just go be homeless on Skidrow. I believe in you. We believe in you.

 

[Wodanaz]

Digi displayed more of his goth fashion sense, which I will now critique since I've got nothing better to do:

1. This outfit wouldn't look good even on a real woman. The black coat is way too shabby and the beanie just makes him look all the more deranged (Also, notice his tongue sticking out.)
2. Saturated denim shorts and a designer t-shirt? Really, Digi?
3. Looks like he's trying to rip off Kujo Jotaro if he was designed by the creator of Soul Eater. Not exactly a feminine outfit, even with the cat satchel.
4. Probably the most normal ensemble, were it not for the studded pants and bracelet.

I'm pretty fashionable myself, and one important principle of fashion isn't just knowing how the individual items look, but also how they look together and the kind of aura the ensemble emits. Unfortunately, when you've become as ugly as Digi, any outfit you wear will be negated by your disgusting body. At that point you should stop trying to be fashionable and fix your body's looks first. All that aside, is it really a good idea to be spending all this money on designer clothes to whore about your sense of fashion online when you're income is dwindling and you can't even afford to pay rent?

My god, those horrible stick arms and thighs. Regulate your brain chemicals properly by getting exercise folks.

 

[the_watcher]

This actually seems like the most probable outcome to me. Digi is, for all intents and purposes, a child. When he doesn't get his way he cries and he hides at the slightest mention of responsibility. He wants everything in his life controlled for him so that all he has to do is smoke weed and talk about himself.

There is just no way that Digi keeps up any sort of homeless lifestyle for more than a few weeks. Billy brags about having been homeless which means to me he was never really homeless despite his stories of sleeping in a van in the dead of winter. If they sold everything in the house and possibly even the car, they will have no money after this trip to Nevada except the few bills Billy makes which will inevitably be spent on drugs. They won't be able to put down a security deposit let alone first and last months rent on any new place in even a remotely acceptable neighborhood.

Something tells me they do go to CA from here and beg Daddy or Daddy Dax for some pocket change/help on getting a new place. Either that or the Manson family ends up on Skidrow in a grift to get one of these new houses that were just ordered to be built for the 40k homeless there, but I doubt they're that smart. Although I guess they are reading this thread so..uh....there you go Billy. Free house. Just go be homeless on Skidrow. I believe in you. We believe in you.

They could also drive toward a black neighbourhood and occupy a bando. As Billy identifies as black, he could easily negotiate a deal with the local black businessmen, like he can take a hold of a brick for them and live rent free in a trap house and they can have a go at mint or digi to relieve some stress from work. Maybe Twistello and Bird can run protection, so no one can infiltrate their compound. The opportunities for success are endless!

 

[gertrudewilson]

Psycho Juggalo, Hentai Samurai, Digi’s Turntable, I Am Games, probably some other nonsense I don’t remember right now, niggas done a lot of shit.

Digibro is NOT the Hentai Samurai, he is his roommate.

How the fuck did Digi get skinny so fast? He was like, pretty overweight before there isn’t any excess skin or fat either.

Oh yeah, Methamphetamine.

 

[PurpleFoxx]

Now I'm no long hall trucker, I'd rather fly and get the travel over with but I don't think I've ever heard of anyone taking this long.

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they supposed to be in Elko, Nevada by tomorrow....? How on earth are they going to make it there at the rate they are going?
I did some math of my own (thankfully the internet helped me out on this one)

The last location Digi uploaded from was Grand Island, Nebraska. They're heading to Elko, Nevada.

Meaning they still have approximately 14 hours left on this drive. I don't know how they're going to make it there on time at the rate they're going.
I suppose if they trade off and take turns driving its possible, but just consider how slow they've gone thus far. I can't see these junkies actually pushing themselves here. Especially when they need to be high day in and day out. Good luck driving while high off dabs.
I guess if Billy bullies them into driving for hours without rest but even then. They're addicts, and driving 3/4 hours a day...? Are you serious? They couldn't have gone at a slower pace if they tried.

I guess we'll see what happens.

 

[Had]

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they supposed to be in Elko, Nevada by tomorrow....? How on earth are they going to make it there at the rate they are going?

@BigFatStupidIdiot said they might be posting the locations after they leave them in fear of getting doxxed but I don't know how true that is or how long they would be waiting. I mean if you wanted to fuck with Digi wouldn't you do it at the show you know they are going to rather than at some rest stop they'd only be at for 5 mins.

 

[Bunny1970]

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they supposed to be in Elko, Nevada by tomorrow....? How on earth are they going to make it there at the rate they are going?
I did some math of my own (thankfully the internet helped me out on this one)
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The last location Digi uploaded from was Grand Island, Nebraska. They're heading to Elko, Nevada.

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Meaning they still have approximately 14 hours left on this drive. I don't know how they're going to make it there on time at the rate they're going.
I suppose if they trade off and take turns driving its possible, but just consider how slow they've gone thus far. I can't see these junkies actually pushing themselves here. Especially when they need to be high day in and day out. Good luck driving while high off dabs.
I guess if Billy bullies them into driving for hours without rest but even then. They're addicts, and driving 3/4 hours a day...? Are you serious? They couldn't have gone at a slower pace if they tried.

I guess we'll see what happens.

Aren't they already in Elko? This says he's at a place called Smokey Vibes.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Aren't they already in Elko? This says he's at a place called Smokey Vibes.
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Headline next week:
"Aggressive new breed of head lice sweeping the country."

 

[Pipi420]

new peesypee, who's gonna take the bullet

I only skimmed through the first hour but I think the PCP goss arc is over already. (around 44:00) Hippo says he feels bad about not being more emotionally invested in whats going on, Ben says he's done talking about it and cooling off now because theres not much left to talk about

 

[Guile of the Bolden Ditch]

new peesypee, who's gonna take the bullet
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I only skimmed through the first hour but I think the PCP goss arc is over already. (around 44:00) Hippo says he feels bad about not being more emotionally invested in whats going on, Ben says he's done talking about it and cooling off now because theres not much left to talk about

IMO the only other interesting things that can happen with regards to the PCP is either Mumkey or Nate returning and discussing Digi's new arc.
Unfortunately, both seem unlikely at this point.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

new peesypee, who's gonna take the bullet
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I only skimmed through the first hour but I think the PCP goss arc is over already. (around 44:00) Hippo says he feels bad about not being more emotionally invested in whats going on, Ben says he's done talking about it and cooling off now because theres not much left to talk about

Here are the time stamps provided by the video's description; see attached to this post.

Ygg/PCP goss is still throughout the near four hours of this podcast. One voicemail (at least half of this podcast are voicemails) asks Ben Saint what does he think the Ygg Studio's true intentions are (i.e., who was the most or truly responsible for the Digibro channel's rebrand, Riley or Conrad?) and more important how long it will last (3:07:50). Saint thinks Riley got Conrad to unprivate all those videos on that channel, arguing that Riley is a pragmatist at least when money is concerned.

Ben vehemently disagrees with Gibb and GamersTavernShow that Conrad is somewhere on the autistic spectrum (2:45:37-2:51:56), that one "cannot self-diagnose that", as no doctor has diagnosed Conrad with autism and therefore he cannot be considered not neurotypical; which is hilarious, considering Conrad has self-diagnosed himself with Gender Dysphoria (i.e. never seen a GP to recommend him to a psychiatrist) and now self-medicates with dodgy HRT from the net, with Ben being only too happy to play along with that.

 

[Had]

Aren't they already in Elko? This says he's at a place called Smokey Vibes.

Yeah they are there now, Riley just posted this pic of the stage

(tweet)

I tried going to the site on the poster but it's a 404
also their soundcloud has only 110 followers and hasn't posted anything in a year, even Digi has 2k.

 

[PurpleFoxx]

I guess they did make it then. Honestly I'm glad, its more entertaining when these spergs interact with people outside of their isolated friend group.
Hopefully we get some content we can laugh at out of this concert... if anyone shows up for it, I mean.

 

[I Digivolved Into A Loli?]

Two images presented without comment. I'm drunk but these both bring me great joy and I hope you all share in the same.

 

[Omnium Ultimatus]

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Digi should've just admitted he was gay or bisexual and saved himself all this trouble he's created for himself. Instead he takes advice from e-thots with pfps as awful as hers.

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He looks like he's going to work at a family chain pizza restaurant with a cartoon mouse as the mascot. Seriously, The goofy black-and-white shirt with black-and-gold buttons is silly enough, but how can one not glance at that polkadot handkerchief and not think of a pizza slice?

Two images presented without comment. I'm drunk but these both bring me great joy and I hope you all share in the same.

Well, I hope you still have enough alcohol for tonight cause I'll be busting out the armagnac to enjoy fully the shit show Elko's gonna be.

 

[Nonokay]

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Looks like Riley is about to make it big at the local homeless shelter.