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[Hell yeah dude]

5 star general Penny when

The hat pin is a star wars military insignia or something like that.

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[White Devil]

The hat pin is a star wars military insignia or something like that.
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It's the Rebel Alliance insignia for General from Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Hilda Goddesswinsdaughter
Earl, Duke of Normalcy

 

[break these cuffs]

The hat pin is a star wars military insignia or something like that.
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Nigga looks like he has a die on his head. Nice eye pro too. Couldn't take $3-400 of the gofraudme to buy some prescription Oakleys?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Nigga looks like he has a die on his head. Nice eye pro too. Couldn't take $3-400 of the gofraudme to buy some prescription Oakleys?

Nobody never taught him anything about proper eyewear and eye protection, so he can't appreciate it on his own.
Besides I don't think "UwU vaLiDaTIOn" is a factor with Oakleys, and Pennywise can't wear anything not showing off his awesome womanship.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

>threepers mean business

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You laugh but who do you think was shooting and taking out power substations in California a few years back? Before the III'ers you had a similar group derailing an Amtrak train back in the 90s. There's a fair amount of far-right attacks that get memory-holed wicked quick by the media so we won't be inspired.

Is the Tranch in danger? lol fuck no. No one gives a fuck about them.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The hat pin is a star wars military insignia or something like that.
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5 stars? That was just this morning.

5 star general Penny when

They really do read this thread.

 

[break these cuffs]

You laugh but who do you think was shooting and taking out power substations in California a few years back?

Chinese. Wouldn't be the first time the fucked with the power grid and it certainly won't be the last.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Chinese. Wouldn't be the first time the fucked with the power grid and it certainly won't be the last.

TBF even I, a proud Eurocuck know how shitty PG&E is, and based on what I know about them they don't really need anyone or anything else to fuck the California power grid.

 

[stupid frog]

5 stars? That was just this morning.

They really do read this thread.

Kevin bought him that stupid pin off Etsy months ago. I wanna say it was 25 bux but I don't know.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevin bought him that stupid pin off Etsy months ago. I wanna say it was 25 bux but I don't know.

Yeah, @the khat quaffer found it:

No you don't understand, the nerves re-program themselves and giving your mauled paw space jam levels of skill.


You can't even roll anything with that. Regular dice have more utility and infinitely less suck factor. Twenty six dollars american for that... that thing. That's the gayest piece of shit movie toy I've ever seen. Does Pennywise even do Star Wars cosplay? Is tranny cosplay an oxymoron?

https://www.etsy.com/listing/270885327/star-wars-rebel-general-rank-insignia

I like how it says CAUTION: MAGNETIC on the back, should say CAUTION: RETARDED. Fucking thing measures 2x2". Can't throw it at a tranch burglar. Can't even use it as a paperweight. Can't use it to destroy your hard drive when the Feds come knockin' demanding to see Kevin's computer. It'll probably just get lost somewhere, like up Kevin's sad rot pocket. Maybe his ever-shrinking man cave will heal with that thing stuck inside. Now you're one with the Force, Kevin! You stupid motherfucker

Also check out neckbeard M. Bison in one of the photo reviews, lol. The 'M' is for 'M'dear.'

It's "US$26.00+" now.

 

[Ghjkl63]

You laugh but who do you think was shooting and taking out power substations in California a few years back? Before the III'ers you had a similar group derailing an Amtrak train back in the 90s. There's a fair amount of far-right attacks that get memory-holed wicked quick by the media so we won't be inspired.

Is the Tranch in danger? lol fuck no. No one gives a fuck about them.

Modern threepers are 99% fat larpers

 

[Ghostse]

Georgina S. Pattroon
Dyke D. Eisenhower

Hairy S. Troonman

 

[Status-6.]

how will this story end?

 

[AStupidMonkey]

Napolackin' Bonerparts.

There, I said it.

 

[Surfin Terf]

For Penny: Ismale Denver Ismail Enver was the architect of the Armenian Genocide

 

[Old Fart]

Reinhard Hydeprick.

 

[Gone Ham]

Back to the troonches, but today I learned they have ducks. Why do they have ducks with no fresh water around them?

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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Why do they have ducks with no fresh water around them?

Because

1. They don't have enough water
2. They might not even be aware duck are waterfowl

I remember a tweet from long ago where they were all "aww, look at them ducks loving that puddle of water"

 

[Gone Ham]

Because

1. They don't have enough water
2. They might not even be aware duck are waterfowl

I remember a tweet from long ago where they were all "aww, look at them ducks loving that puddle of water"

If they were smart, they’d create an artificial pond with an artificial aquatic environment in it with their grift money. I’m sure the fire department wouldn’t be opposed to them trying to at least fix their mess. But oh well, tis a pipe dream.

Spoiler: Kev learning the ducks actually like water