Plagued Incels.is (Previously known as /r/incels) - Subreddit's banned, entitled Manchildren whine about why they can't get laid.

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

But I thought looks didn't matter and it was all about your personality.

Both matter.

But you are clearly a fat manlet with a small dick AND a rancid personality that nobody wants to be around. On top of that you're probably boring, too.

 

[JaneThough]

Then why do I feel so weak, pathetic, and hopeless?

Don’t listen to the doomsayers in this thread. You 100% have a chance. You just need to stop obsessing over it. Go out, join a club, get a hobby you can do with others. You will meet someone. And if you don’t? Who cares, fill your life with stuff you love and you won’t miss it. The be all end all of life is not to get fucked. And if you adjust your attitude so it’s not your be all end all, women will be more comfortable around you.

Dude, this is coming from a woman. You have a chance. Don’t let these doomers ruin you.

 

[In the Sick of It]

I wonder if Not A Rat ever met up with that hooker. This new season of incels is pretty boring.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Helpful reminder for the tards in here; you're meant to be posting incel material not creating it. Inceltears at plebbit is doing a better job than this sorry thread.

Also, Mr MacManus, stop hugbox baiting and come to terms with the fact that you're self aware and reasonable enough to land yourself a girl as you age and become more confident/ learn more social skills and THEY age and become more realistic/ sensible. With or without The Big Sperg.

Which is more than I can say for some of you wet fags.

 

[EthanDude]

You people have way too much confidence in me. I've been in this same position for years now.

 

[Blatant hypocrite]

You people have way too much confidence in me. I've been in this same position for years now.

You're 19. You're literally just talking about "not being popular in high school". You're barely an adult, you're less than a quarter through your lifespan, you aren't even old enough to buy beer yet. It's not even an exaggeration to say your body, brain and bones are still growing somewhat. If it takes you ten whole years to learn social skills, you won't even be 30 when you're done. Good news, you're a man, so you don't start going downhill until late 30s. Why are you calling it quits now?

 

[EthanDude]

Why are you calling it quits now?

Because if feels like the odds are stacked against me to an overwhelming and all encompassing level where having any hope whatsoever is basically delusional.

 

[Blatant hypocrite]

Because if feels like the odds are stacked against me to an overwhelming and all encompassing level where having any hope whatsoever is basically delusional.

Overwhelming? All-encompassing? That sounds pretty bad. I assume you were born with some incurable facial deformity then?

 

[Vi0l3t]

Yes, from personal experience you're the weird freak that doesn't have a girlfriend/wife.


Yes, they are suspicious. In the run away sense of suspicious.

The way you meet women is:

1. Be hot like Meriasek
2. Use Tinder once
3. That's it

Lol yes only "hot" people have relationships

 

[Overcast]

Because if feels like the odds are stacked against me to an overwhelming and all encompassing level where having any hope whatsoever is basically delusional.

You are what you think.

I used to feel the same way as you at your age. Hell, most guys at that age do.

Probably a bit powerlevel-y but fuck it.

Recently, I went out with a woman for the first time in a while. We enjoyed each other’s company, had frozen yogurt, and I even got to show her my place, something I’ve never really done before with anybody. I even played a song for her on my keyboard.

At the end of it all, she simply wanted to be friends. I still got to tell her how I felt and even got to hug her before she left.

Would I have liked to have had something more and have sex with her? Of course I would. But I guess the fact that I took as large a step as I did and gave it my best shot left me feeling amazing regardless.

There’s still hope for you. If someone like me can pull off that shit, then so can you. You need to adjust your thinking patterns first though. Learn to love and appreciate yourself. Seek some therapy. Do anything you can to make yourself happy and engage with people.

 

[JaneThough]

Because if feels like the odds are stacked against me to an overwhelming and all encompassing level where having any hope whatsoever is basically delusional.

Dude, Kiwi Farms is not here to help you in any way or fashion. You've gotten some pretty good advice in here and you are starting to turn a corner and no longer get the sympathy you have so far. If you want to keep sulking, keep blaming everyone else, and keep saying your life is over at 19, you will become the cow, rather the one that laughs at cows. I've used up my allotment of good will for any one poster, so I'm not going to rehash what I've said. Now I'm going to just let you know: keep this up and you're threatening to get halal'd.

Go find something else that interests you on this site, there are a ton of people who you can laugh at. If you joined just to get support for being an incel/whine and moan about how hopeless you are, boy oh boy did you come to the wrong place.

Lol yes only "hot" people have relationships

MF Hotwheels managed to find a woman. These guys have zero excuses.

 

[EthanDude]

Dude, Kiwi Farms is not here to help you in any way or fashion. You've gotten some pretty good advice in here and you are starting to turn a corner and no longer get the sympathy you have so far. If you want to keep sulking, keep blaming everyone else, and keep saying your life is over at 19, you will become the cow, rather the one that laughs at cows. I've used up my allotment of good will for any one poster, so I'm not going to rehash what I've said. Now I'm going to just let you know: keep this up and you're threatening to get halal'd.

Go find something else that interests you on this site, there are a ton of people who you can laugh at. If you joined just to get support for being an incel/whine and moan about how hopeless you are, boy oh boy did you come to the wrong place.


MF Hotwheels managed to find a woman. These guys have zero excuses.

I haven't blamed anyone but myself.

 

[Duke Nukem]

What turns women on is different for each woman, just like men.

I'm sure being a jobless fat autistic no life with no friends turns on a lot of women. You never see a drooling obese retard with dubious hygiene hooking up with anyone halfway decent. That just doesn't happen in real life.

I try to fucking explain this to people, but they just keep telling me "Hey bro you need to stop making EXCUSES FOR YOURSELF" "nah bro you're just being lazy and you need to go PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE AND be more confident"

Like I'm tired of hearing it. Some people (Like myself) don't understand those concepts because we're neurologically different from you, weather it's autism or anxiety. And some other annoying dude kept telling me that I'm being "EDGY" for being an introvert who doesn't like social situations. He fails to understand that SOME PEOPLE LIKE ME simply have mental issues or Aspergers and cannot interact properly with people. THAT DOESN'T MAKE US BAD PEOPLE OR EDGY, WE'RE JUST INTROVERTS. Ugh.

I hate how people try to put that label on you and try to force us to be "normal people" and act like were somehow selfish. Fuck the actual fuck off.

You know, you could just hang up all this bullshit and stick to video games and internet porn. Buy a Fleshlight or something man. Get it out of your system and then decide whether you actually want a relationship or not or are just interested in the sex part of it.

 

[Meriasek]

Actual depiction of Meriasek and other slightly higher functioning Kiwifarmers giving life advice to @Ethan MacManus and incels:

 

[Duke Nukem]

Actual depiction of Meriasek and other slightly higher functioning Kiwifarmers giving life advice to @Ethan MacManus and incels:
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He's only 19 right? Well I know that gen z is super fucked but I never knew it was this bad. The only thing his generation has to look forward to is Twitch thots and internet porn.

Really though I'm thinking they don't want to have to wait until their 30s to get laid, after all, going into a relationship with little to no experience against a woman who's probably been with hundreds of guys before him is probably not a nice prospect. Even if they could get one of these women the thought of being with someone far more experienced is at the very least intimidating and makes the guy feel like he won't be any good.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

I haven't blamed anyone but myself.

Quit with that whilst you're at it too, you're young and at the very bottom of your social experience totem pole, it might be your own fault for not trying hard enough that you aren't any further up, but you've got the next seventy odd years to do that. How much have you changed as a person in the last three or four years? If you listened to your old self would you cringe?

Well that shit keeps happening. It never fucking stops. When I was twenty I creased up looking back at my teenage self and now I'm creasing up looking back at my twenties and I suspect I'll be doing the same when I hit fourty. Everybody does.

And it's not unusual to be a gold standard virgin at 19. My childhood best mate didn't until she was 24, she'd ask lads out and get no interest. Even online. She was on the spectrum too. We autie fuckers don't naturally socially bloom with everyone else, we need to work at it and earn that shit. When we get the hang of that skill we up our chances significantly.

That's enough pity power leveling though, trust us kid, we're not plebbiters, we're not going to coddle you and blow cope up your arse. You can trust that we're not gonna lie to you to make you feel better, we're just calling it like it is; you're too young and melodramatic to expect to have gotten a true lovequest yet, your brain is literally not developed yet, but you've got more time than any of us old bastards to work on that.

The most retarded thing you could do is write it off as hopeless and never work on yourself; that's how arrested development happens and, let me tell you from the bottom of my heart; nothing dries out a vagina like a bad case of arrested development.

Then again nothing warms my heart like the birth of a new lolcow, carry on as you are or figure your shit out, either way is a winner.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Quit with that whilst you're at it too, you're young and at the very bottom of your social experience totem pole, it might be your own fault for not trying hard enough that you aren't any further up, but you've got the next seventy odd years to do that. How much have you changed as a person in the last three or four years? If you listened to your old self would you cringe?

Well that shit keeps happening. It never fucking stops. When I was twenty I creased up looking back at my teenage self and now I'm creasing up looking back at my twenties and I suspect I'll be doing the same when I hit fourty. Everybody does.

And it's not unusual to be a gold standard virgin at 19. My childhood best mate didn't until she was 24, she'd ask lads out and get no interest. Even online. She was on the spectrum too. We autie fuckers don't naturally socially bloom with everyone else, we need to work at it and earn that shit. When we get the hang of that skill we up our chances significantly.

That's enough pity power leveling though, trust us kid, we're not plebbiters, we're not going to coddle you and blow cope up your arse. You can trust that we're not gonna lie to you to make you feel better, we're just calling it like it is; you're too young and melodramatic to expect to have gotten a true lovequest yet, your brain is literally not developed yet, but you've got more time than any of us old bastards to work on that.

The most retarded thing you could do is write it off as hopeless and never work on yourself; that's how arrested development happens and, let me tell you from the bottom of my heart; nothing dries out a vagina like a bad case of arrested development.

Then again nothing warms my heart like the birth of a new lolcow, carry on as you are or figure your shit out, either way is a winner.

It's probably a good thing most of the incel websites didn't exist or else I'd be in even worse shape than this guy. I was never popular in school but didn't have any outlets for it. But this guy has one of the worst ones imaginable.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

It's probably a good thing most of the incel websites didn't exist or else I'd be in even worse shape than this guy. I was never popular in school but didn't have any outlets for it. But this guy has one of the worst ones imaginable.

I feel for you lads, I really do. There's not enough empathy for you lot out there and there's a reason why tribal humanity had coming of age trials by fire for young men; you need a sense of guidance and pride from somewhere because being at the bottom of the hierarchy hurts. Ancient evolutionary systems make it so to drive you on to bettering yourself and that traditional trial by fire was your first guided attempt at that.

We lost a great thing when we forgot to train our boys in the art of being men. You're different to us women and you need your own paths forged and you're being forgotten. We all start out lost, but we're ripping the map out of young lads hands or misguiding their natural ability to orient yourself correctly in the world via a flood of misinformation and numerous villainization campaigns.

And then we have the nerve to wonder why so many young blokes are riddled with anxiety and frustration, or worse still, scold them for it.

I always loved watching incels because on one hand it's utterly understandable, there's certain nuggets of truth in their theories, I felt very similarly as a kid myself, it's weirdly comforting to know others went through similar mindsets but, being a woman, I also know when it crosses the line into schizo bullshit territory so I'm rendered immune to it's cult quality.

It's like watching troon grooming at work, you feel for the youngster and hate the dirty oldfag crab trying to drag them back into the bucket. If the kid hadn't found the internet and was left alone by the fucking groomers you know they'll grow out of it on their own.

I'll sooner saw my own legs off than see one of the boys in my life get sucked into that cycle, it breaks my heart that you're all already primed for it in recent generations.

I hope you live in a better headspace these days though, mate. I might disagree with some of your stances here and there but you're still one of our boys here and it's hard out there.

 

[msd]

Explain to me how personality affects a woman's opinion when she's just looking at Tinder photos.

I mean women tend to pick someone who doesn't say "all women are whores"

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

Are we talking hamburger happy meal, or six piece mcnugget happy meal?

She's really trying to set up a transaction in this blessed thread Go long, cheeseburg or nothing

Look at us fools arguing over the incel while he, unpertubed by our silly concepts of virtue, completeness and self-realization, ignores them and rates all our posts Dumb. It's so fitting, so ironic it's almost beautiful. Why are they angry? Why are they miserable? Why are they sad? This is why, this is exactly why.

Well, He rated my first post autistic which possibly means he relates

To continue my philosophizing, the incel is essentially an grossly exaggerated form of untermensch (meant in it's original context), as they are essentially driven by their resentment of the living. While other forms —such as communists— are able to lure broad portions of the population towards their jealous cults of death, the incel has relatively weak sway, only able to recruit a meager handful of deeply pathetic people. We should be thankful that —unlike china, for example— our gender proportions are relatively even, the biological imperative prevents any large number of incels from being created, as most people simply can't relate.

Helpful reminder for the tards in here; you're meant to be posting incel material not creating it. Inceltears at plebbit is doing a better job than this sorry thread.

Also, Mr MacManus, stop hugbox baiting and come to terms with the fact that you're self aware and reasonable enough to land yourself a girl as you age and become more confident/ learn more social skills and THEY age and become more realistic/ sensible. With or without The Big Sperg.

Which is more than I can say for some of you wet fags.

Strong disagree, Grotesque was a thread highlight in his time.

MF Hotwheels managed to find a woman. These guys have zero excuses.

TBF that chick literally had a fetish for pathetic cripples ...Wait maybe he does have a chance, where's she at these days?

Because if feels like the odds are stacked against me to an overwhelming and all encompassing level where having any hope whatsoever is basically delusional.

Shut the fuck up and do something that isn't whining about what you aren't, retard. There's more to life than getting your dick wet

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