Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Maxxicus Callahan]

This is a good place for his “friends” to start.

I need a joint... so powerful right now it will make me say nigga like a blaaack guy. Then he asks all black people for the n word pass because it’s 420? It’s just the Wern’s “comedy” we all simply can’t appreciate the subtle humour to his jokes. Lucas seems to think of certain words as though they have some kind of special power, I like how people have compared it before to passing a speech check in fallout. He literally believes the “n” word if utilized correctly is imbued with the magic to make him seem cool and desirable. It’s odd how his brain makes these associations with certain words like they are literally magic spells.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

I like how people have compared it before to passing a speech check in fallout. He literally believes the “n” word if utilized correctly is imbued with the magic to make him seem cool and desirable. It’s odd how his brain makes these associations with certain words like they are literally magic spells.

Lucas: Hi im Lucas
Bae: what do you want?
Lucas: [Speach](5/25) to say nigga like a black guy
Bae: ...
Lucas: wait just let me just pop some mentats, chug 5 bottles of booze and put on a flatbill of +1 charisma
Bae: What the fuck are you doing?
Lucas: [Speach](26/25) nigga
+25xp
Bae: wanna fuck?

 

[Da Dude123]

This is a good place for his “friends” to start.

This video contains a throw back to when he was wearing a woman's winter hat that he found in a donation bin. It was a plenty good find!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

This video contains a throw back to when he was wearing a woman's winter hat that he found in a donation bin. It was a plenty good find!

I know.

The juxtaposition of the grandma beanie with his lumpy angry face and psycho eyes was pure hilarity.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I’m just going to leave this here, some people is most likely the voices on the wind telling Lucas this lmao

What is he thinking of when he thinks of a mature black voice anyways I have to wonder

Edit: Not much going on during this drought but it’s interesting going over the abundance of past content to see how much his life has changed in just over a year. I found this interesting, his 40th birthday card from his mom and step dad who gave him a $25 gift card for PF Changs. It will probably be the last birthday card he ever receives from anyone.

Just curious as a hypothetical, I’m not a parent nor is my girlfriend but what would you do if your child was Lucas Werner or a lolcow sex pest of this magnitude? I’d say disown them but I can understand if they are your own flesh and blood and you’ve spent years caring for them that this is a lot easier said than done.

For one I would be so disgusted that this vulture is just hoping for you to die soon so he can collect an inheritance. The way he has talked about this so flippantly of his own parents is just awful. I mean to some extent we’ve probably all seen it within families when the parents are ailing and close to death their children start to quietly argue over who gets what. I don’t imagine Lucas is part of the will at this point though, it’s just a desperate hope for him. Maybe he’ll get another gift card for PF Changs as his inheritance but even that is optimistic.

 

[Poop Shoot]

“Some people say” always means “I thought to myself just now”

 

[Josef Mengele]

I’m just going to leave this here, some people is most likely the voices on the wind telling Lucas this lmao

What is he thinking of when he thinks of a mature black voice anyways I have to wonder

Edit: Not much going on during this drought but it’s interesting going over the abundance of past content to see how much his life has changed in just over a year. I found this interesting, his 40th birthday card from his mom and step dad who gave him a $25 gift card for PF Changs. It will probably be the last birthday card he ever receives from anyone.

Just curious as a hypothetical, I’m not a parent nor is my girlfriend but what would you do if your child was Lucas Werner or a lolcow sex pest of this magnitude? I’d say disown them but I can understand if they are your own flesh and blood and you’ve spent years caring for them that this is a lot easier said than done.

For one I would be so disgusted that this vulture is just hoping for you to die soon so he can collect an inheritance. The way he has talked about this so flippantly of his own parents is just awful. I mean to some extent we’ve probably all seen it within families when the parents are ailing and close to death their children start to quietly argue over who gets what. I don’t imagine Lucas is part of the will at this point, it’s just a desperate hope for him. Maybe he’ll get another gift card for PF Changs though.
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I really like this question you pose: What would you do if Lucas was your child? If I was going from a King Roy standpoint, I would most likely follow his current gameplay to a T, not give Lucas any attention and not send him anything, it seems like it is a really effective strategy. All Lucas can do is sperg out about an inheritance he will never receive, King Roy played his cards perfectly. As for the prospective of Mynra, once he started going crazy and stopped taking his medications I would have cut him off. Really there is no benefit in engaging him, unless it is to call for an involuntary commitment or some mental health checkup, engaging Lucas in his current state would only damage the mother-son dynamic. While it must be tough for Mynra to see her son deteriorate before her eyes, she must also be aware that she contributed to his poor behavior and allowed him to use his diagnosis as a crutch. In reality the best thing to do would be to try to gain control of his personal rights and have him committed or to outright shun him, because sending him gifts and bailing him out at this stage of life is not helping him. IMO Roy is a real trooper, he knows he has other sons who are more worthy of attention and second chances, he also is valiantly fending off all of Lucas' advances (something the U.S. government isn't doing Stimulus packages and E.B.T.), and finally he isn't taking the bait when Lucas shouts him out in videos. Roy really does have Lucas' number and is doing a terrific job at ignoring him.

 

[Big Redman Incorporated]

I really like this question you pose: What would you do if Lucas was your child? If I was going from a King Roy standpoint, I would most likely follow his current gameplay to a T, not give Lucas any attention and not send him anything, it seems like it is a really effective strategy. All Lucas can do is sperg out about an inheritance he will never receive, King Roy played his cards perfectly. As for the prospective of Mynra, once he started going crazy and stopped taking his medications I would have cut him off. Really there is no benefit in engaging him, unless it is to call for an involuntary commitment or some mental health checkup, engaging Lucas in his current state would only damage the mother-son dynamic. While it must be tough for Mynra to see her son deteriorate before her eyes, she must also be aware that she contributed to his poor behavior and allowed him to use his diagnosis as a crutch. In reality the best thing to do would be to try to gain control of his personal rights and have him committed or to outright shun him, because sending him gifts and bailing him out at this stage of life is not helping him. IMO Roy is a real trooper, he knows he has other sons who are more worthy of attention and second chances, he also is valiantly fending off all of Lucas' advances (something the U.S. government isn't doing Stimulus packages and E.B.T.), and finally he isn't taking the bait when Lucas shouts him out in videos. Roy really does have Lucas' number and is doing a terrific job at ignoring him.

You mention Roy ignoring him when Lucas shouts him out in videos, but what I wonder is how much, if at all, do his parent keep up to date with his videos and general online presence?

If he was my kid, I like to think I wouldn't be able to bring myself to watch at all, especially if I was the one that shared a family name with him, hearing the stuff that comes out of his mouth, but I also imagine there is a certain level of wanting to see how he's doing/pure morbid curiosity.

I know when he was catfished to LA, one of his parents (his mum I think, but I'm not certain) paid for him to stay in the motel for a few nights, but do we know if that's because she saw his videos about it or he/someone got in contact with them privately?

 

[cuddle striker]

there's one of those places (street kid crackhouse) at 2627 market St. crappy apartment complex, dealers/flop houses, one of them is a place I recognize from the background of a few of his videos (outdoors). if anyone wants to try to find indoor photos to compare, that might be a place to start.

the place is notorious in town and I've seen it listed as an address on patient files for OD deaths that have come in.

 

[Josef Mengele]

You mention Roy ignoring him when Lucas shouts him out in videos, but what I wonder is how much, if at all, do his parent keep up to date with his videos and general online presence?

If he was my kid, I like to think I wouldn't be able to bring myself to watch at all, especially if I was the one that shared a family name with him, hearing the stuff that comes out of his mouth, but I also imagine there is a certain level of wanting to see how he's doing/pure morbid curiosity.

I know when he was catfished to LA, one of his parents (his mum I think, but I'm not certain) paid for him to stay in the motel for a few nights, but do we know if that's because she saw his videos about it or he/someone got in contact with them privately?

See, Mynra bailed him out with the L.A. catfish and gave him a week of Motel 6, I think since she did that, he got hooked on being in the Motel 6, and now we see him constantly getting Motel 6 stays. I have always thought this was his way of maintaining a semblance of a relationship with his mother. When Lucas feels down or alone he remembers his mother gifting him a Motel 6 stay and now he wants to feel he still has a relationship with his mother, the most recent memory of his mother being the purchase of a Motel 6 stay, so he blows money on a Motel 6 stay for a week, every month. I think his mother genuinely is watching and is trying to only intervene when he is on the brink of no return, his father most definitely has sworn him off. @klickitat got messages from Mynra's husband in late 2020, when she bought him the Motel 6 , but other than that Mynra's FB and IG have not mentioned Lucas. I think Mynra is a "guardian angel parent" for Lucas, only when he is in life or death trouble will she intervene.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

See, Mynra bailed him out with the L.A. catfish and gave him a week of Motel 6, I think since she did that, he got hooked on being in the Motel 6, and now we see him constantly getting Motel 6 stays. I have always thought this was his way of maintaining a semblance of a relationship with his mother. When Lucas feels down or alone he remembers his mother gifting him a Motel 6 stay and now he wants to feel he still has a relationship with his mother, the most recent memory of his mother being the purchase of a Motel 6 stay, so he blows money on a Motel 6 stay for a week, every month. I think his mother genuinely is watching and is trying to only intervene when he is on the brink of no return, his father most definitely has sworn him off. @klickitat got messages from Mynra's husband in late 2020, when she bought him the Motel 6 , but other than that Mynra's FB and IG have not mentioned Lucas. I think Mynra is a "guardian angel parent" for Lucas, only when he is in life or death trouble will she intervene.

He was getting Motel 6s before that fairly often if iirc.

 

[Da Dude123]

See, Mynra bailed him out with the L.A. catfish and gave him a week of Motel 6, I think since she did that, he got hooked on being in the Motel 6, and now we see him constantly getting Motel 6 stays. I have always thought this was his way of maintaining a semblance of a relationship with his mother. When Lucas feels down or alone he remembers his mother gifting him a Motel 6 stay and now he wants to feel he still has a relationship with his mother, the most recent memory of his mother being the purchase of a Motel 6 stay, so he blows money on a Motel 6 stay for a week, every month. I think his mother genuinely is watching and is trying to only intervene when he is on the brink of no return, his father most definitely has sworn him off. @klickitat got messages from Mynra's husband in late 2020, when she bought him the Motel 6 , but other than that Mynra's FB and IG have not mentioned Lucas. I think Mynra is a "guardian angel parent" for Lucas, only when he is in life or death trouble will she intervene.

I think she only did that because he was in such a bad place. I remember klick had posted the DMs Lucas's step dad had posted being very concerned. So, maybe his step dad convinced her they needed to help their degenerate son.

The dumb cow flew to Los Angeles with no money with only the clothes on his back and also admitted he hadn't showered in 3 weeks. All because he believed some baby zoom was gonna have him live with her.

That whole incident really showed that Lucas needs to be put in a supervised living situation and if he waunders away there needs to be an endangered person advisory. The advisory would be for an exceptional individual who waundered away from the sped home.

We got another week before the tugboat arrives in port and Lucas can do whatever he does with tax payer money. Hopefully he will return online to moo about how he is plenty good and where the women at?

 

[mothman96]

See, Mynra bailed him out with the L.A. catfish and gave him a week of Motel 6, I think since she did that, he got hooked on being in the Motel 6, and now we see him constantly getting Motel 6 stays. I have always thought this was his way of maintaining a semblance of a relationship with his mother. When Lucas feels down or alone he remembers his mother gifting him a Motel 6 stay and now he wants to feel he still has a relationship with his mother, the most recent memory of his mother being the purchase of a Motel 6 stay, so he blows money on a Motel 6 stay for a week, every month. I think his mother genuinely is watching and is trying to only intervene when he is on the brink of no return, his father most definitely has sworn him off. @klickitat got messages from Mynra's husband in late 2020, when she bought him the Motel 6 , but other than that Mynra's FB and IG have not mentioned Lucas. I think Mynra is a "guardian angel parent" for Lucas, only when he is in life or death trouble will she intervene.

Some guy by the name of Nathan Haskins payed the Motel 6 for his 1st night back. Someone else payed for another night in exchange for doing the Geek Room podcast. His mother payed for 2 nights.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

now he wants to feel he still has a relationship with his mother, the most recent memory of his mother being the purchase of a Motel 6 stay, so he blows money on a Motel 6 stay for a week, every month. I think his mother genuinely is watching and is trying to only intervene when he is on the brink of no return,

As mom only paid a couple of nights, he was using M6 before that, and he doesn’t give a shit about family, I have to disagree entirely. Lucas uses his family as props. He mentions dad and mom only as a means to get a girlfriend. Or sympathy.

I do think he has subconscious thoughts of his mom. But they are gross and Oedipal. He himself mentions being attracted to women who look like her, wanting to be treated by a girlfriend in a way like mama, and has multiple references to her “blushing like a schoolgirl” which is basically his wet dream.

He hates Larry because Larry has his mom and sticks up for Myrna. He wants to control her.

But no. He doesn’t stay at motel 6 to recapitulate a better time with mom. It’s because he’s homeless and terrible with money, life decisions, and everything else.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

As mom only paid a couple of nights, he was using M6 before that, and he doesn’t give a shit about family, I have to disagree entirely. Lucas uses his family as props. He mentions dad and mom only as a means to get a girlfriend. Or sympathy.

I do think he has subconscious thoughts of his mom. But they are gross and Oedipal. He himself mentions being attracted to women who look like her, wanting to be treated by a girlfriend in a way like mama, and has multiple references to her “blushing like a schoolgirl” which is basically his wet dream.

He hates Larry because Larry has his mom and sticks up for Myrna. He wants to control her.

But no. He doesn’t stay at motel 6 to recapitulate a better time with mom. It’s because he’s homeless and terrible with money, life decisions, and everything else.

He REALLY DOES hate his mom. Or he hates the reality that he's not the guy hanging off her tits forever.

He's called her, let's see:

A bitch
A drunk
A pill-popper
A "ditz"
A "dumb blonde"
A liar
"Woman" (He was very proud of that one; he loved the suggestion that he could talk down to his Mom. I have no doubt he used his patronizing favorite, "sweetheart" on her at least a few times.)

Am I missing any?

 

[Da Dude123]

Like everyone else Lucas only cares about his family in the regards of what they can do for him. He hates his Mom because she has kicked him out of the house and doesn't support him.
Why he is more discrete about the feelings towards his dad King Roy, I am not sure. Maybe because he is a man?

Lucas hasn't mentioned becoming a millionaire in a while when they die, so I wonder if maybe they told him an inheritance is not in the cards for him? He would have been moooing and reeeing and autistically screeching if that happened. But, he would most likely not share that with the world because it would make him look bad and expose him as a big liar, considering how much he hyped up what would be left for him.

 

[Trainwreck]

He REALLY DOES hate his mom. Or he hates the reality that he's not the guy hanging off her tits forever.

He's called her, let's see:

A bitch
A drunk
A pill-popper
A "ditz"
A "dumb blonde"
A liar
"Woman" (He was very proud of that one; he loved the suggestion that he could talk down to his Mom. I have no doubt he used his patronizing favorite, "sweetheart" on her at least a few times.)

Am I missing any?

Cunt. What all loving sons call their mothers.

 

[Krathnami]

Why he is more discrete about the feelings towards his dad King Roy, I am not sure. Maybe because he is a man?

Yes. Lucas hates men too, but he fears them and is intimidated by them more.

 

[mothman96]

Like everyone else Lucas only cares about his family in the regards of what they can do for him. He hates his Mom because she has kicked him out of the house and doesn't support him.
Why he is more discrete about the feelings towards his dad King Roy, I am not sure. Maybe because he is a man?

Lucas hasn't mentioned becoming a millionaire in a while when they die, so I wonder if maybe they told him an inheritance is not in the cards for him? He would have been moooing and reeeing and autistically screeching if that happened. But, he would most likely not share that with the world because it would make him look bad and expose him as a big liar, considering how much he hyped up what would be left for him.

Some months back in an IG comment he admitted he didn't know if he was included in his parents wills.

Yes. Lucas hates men too, but he fears them and is intimidated by them more.

Yup, but I'd say he holds back from flinging mud at his dad because he wants to end up with his dad's money/property.

 

[hey F R I E N D ;)]

I dont think Lucas knows what a meme is.