Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%

  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%

  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%

  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%
  • Total voters
    1,393
“Ha ha I’m trad I fail to make even a basic breakfast”

Try focusing on cooking rather than taking pictures. This is reminiscent of a child looking for mommy and daddy’s approval after doing something. You’re a grown woman (alledgedly), making eggs and bacon is something an ape could do. Says a lot you failed to toast a slice of bread as well.

Ethan will eat literal garbage so I’m not surprised he might consider this a tasty meal.
 
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4str4staleatherbelt said:
Ethan Ralph is being fed homecooked meals like a king by his woman and is still on Spotify, at least The Court Retort is, and will soon have a child where as Null has been booted of Spotify, cooks his own meals, and is childless in some foreign land. Ethan Ralph has truly won.
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"JUST DAB ON 'EM, GATOR."
 
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Should we start a Cooking with Pantsu bingo? A couple things I spot:

> Iodized salt canister with the spout ripped off (aka hypertension in a can)
> Using the stovetop as counter space
> Using fucking forks as spatulas on teflon coated cookware

As others have mentioned I'll give her credit for cooking with olive oil instead of engine lubricant, and it looks like she cooked the bacon over medium heat instead of high heat like retards do.
 
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cistendered said:
Should we start a Cooking with Pantsu bingo? A couple things I spot:

> Iodized salt canister with the spout ripped off (aka hypertension in a can)
> Using the stovetop as counter space
> Using fucking forks as spatulas on teflon coated cookware

As others have mentioned I'll give her credit for cooking with olive oil instead of engine lubricant, and it looks like she cooked the bacon over medium heat instead of high heat like retards do.
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I would like to note various elements of potential kitchen disasters including:

1. Leaving various objects near the heating element while the stove is turned on
2. Splatters of bacon grease all over the place because May doesn't have a grease splatter screen and refuses to cook the bacon with a cover
3. Cracking the eggs in the pan and mixing the other ingredients with the eggs as it cooks in the pan instead of being a normal person who cracks the eggs and mixes the eggs in a separate container, then cooks
4. The location of the pan handle is facing towards the stove, which requires you to place your hand over the bacon which is spitting grease as established in point #2
5. Solid cheddar cheese with no cheese grater in sight
6. Seemingly useless fork placed out of reach, again having to grab past the spitting bacon grease to get it
7. No place nearby to transfer the cooked items to
8. No spatula
9. Seemingly no pan spray to prevent the bacon from sticking to the pan

Overall, I rate a it greasefire waiting to happen out of 10.
 
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4str4staleatherbelt said:
Ethan Ralph is being fed homecooked meals like a king by his woman and is still on Spotify, at least The Court Retort is, and will soon have a child where as Null has been booted off Spotify, cooks his own meals, and remains childless in some foreign land. Ethan Ralph has truly won.
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Ethan will have to get rid of the one terabyte of belly fat that he has on top of the remaining baby belly fat that is on there, for to truly win in the game of Gunt.
 
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