Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

“Ha ha I’m trad I fail to make even a basic breakfast”

Try focusing on cooking rather than taking pictures. This is reminiscent of a child looking for mommy and daddy’s approval after doing something. You’re a grown woman (alledgedly), making eggs and bacon is something an ape could do. Says a lot you failed to toast a slice of bread as well.

Ethan will eat literal garbage so I’m not surprised he might consider this a tasty meal.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Ethan Ralph is being fed homecooked meals like a king by his woman and is still on Spotify, at least The Court Retort is, and will soon have a child where as Null has been booted off Spotify, cooks his own meals, and remains childless in some foreign land. Ethan Ralph has truly won.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Ethan Ralph is being fed homecooked meals like a king by his woman and is still on Spotify, at least The Court Retort is, and will soon have a child where as Null has been booted of Spotify, cooks his own meals, and is childless in some foreign land. Ethan Ralph has truly won.

"JUST DAB ON 'EM, GATOR."

 

[Michael Janke]

hold up? may said that digibro didn't brush his teeth before trooning out. presumably he railed her a couple times. then she got together with the gunt of her own free will. she's a nasty bitch.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

One of the pieces of bacon is in the shape of a gun.

 

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Should we start a Cooking with Pantsu bingo? A couple things I spot:

> Iodized salt canister with the spout ripped off (aka hypertension in a can)
> Using the stovetop as counter space
> Using fucking forks as spatulas on teflon coated cookware

As others have mentioned I'll give her credit for cooking with olive oil instead of engine lubricant, and it looks like she cooked the bacon over medium heat instead of high heat like retards do.

 

[AltisticRight]

instead of high heat like retards do.

But I like my crispy burnt bacon.

 

[TherapyMan]

Should we start a Cooking with Pantsu bingo? A couple things I spot:

> Iodized salt canister with the spout ripped off (aka hypertension in a can)
> Using the stovetop as counter space
> Using fucking forks as spatulas on teflon coated cookware

As others have mentioned I'll give her credit for cooking with olive oil instead of engine lubricant, and it looks like she cooked the bacon over medium heat instead of high heat like retards do.

I would like to note various elements of potential kitchen disasters including:

1. Leaving various objects near the heating element while the stove is turned on
2. Splatters of bacon grease all over the place because May doesn't have a grease splatter screen and refuses to cook the bacon with a cover
3. Cracking the eggs in the pan and mixing the other ingredients with the eggs as it cooks in the pan instead of being a normal person who cracks the eggs and mixes the eggs in a separate container, then cooks
4. The location of the pan handle is facing towards the stove, which requires you to place your hand over the bacon which is spitting grease as established in point #2
5. Solid cheddar cheese with no cheese grater in sight
6. Seemingly useless fork placed out of reach, again having to grab past the spitting bacon grease to get it
7. No place nearby to transfer the cooked items to
8. No spatula
9. Seemingly no pan spray to prevent the bacon from sticking to the pan

Overall, I rate a it greasefire waiting to happen out of 10.

 

[MeltyTW]

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So ethan ralph doesn't know how to scramble eggs or fry bacon? Pathetic.

 

[White Girl]

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Looks like continental breakfast from the holiday inn.

There's no fruit or veggies and the eggs aren't Sunnyside up with a bacon smile.
.15/10

 

[I Ripped Me Strides]

This is performance art.

 

[BlackShitPancakes]

Looks like continental breakfast from the holiday inn.

There's no fruit or veggies and the eggs aren't Sunnyside up with a bacon smile.
.15/10

Literally who posts something like this and expects anything but shit talk from everyone who sees it?

 

[DonDaLemon]

More Food Network: Gunt talk here. What the fuck is up with that toast? Where's the rest of the bread? Is that even toasted?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Ethan Ralph is being fed homecooked meals like a king by his woman and is still on Spotify, at least The Court Retort is, and will soon have a child where as Null has been booted off Spotify, cooks his own meals, and remains childless in some foreign land. Ethan Ralph has truly won.

Ethan will have to get rid of the one terabyte of belly fat that he has on top of the remaining baby belly fat that is on there, for to truly win in the game of Gunt.

 

[StraightShooter2]

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Wow, it looks like she was taking cooking lessons from Jack Scalfani.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Wow, it looks like she was taking cooking lessons from Jack Scalfani.

I bet gunt could crush an entire tray of party cheese salad in one sitting.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

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When I imagine May cooking for Ralph, I immediately think of this clip:

This is the future she has to look forward to.

 

[Michael Janke]

When I imagine May cooking for Ralph, I immediately think of this clip:

This is the future she has to look forward to.

the gunt isn't that picky. she just has to be barely competent at cooking and that's good enough for ralph.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I bet gunt could crush an entire tray of party cheese salad in one sitting.

I think that Ralph just shat into a bowl and Jack decided to call it "Party Cheese Salad".

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

the gunt isn't that picky. she just has to be barely competent at cooking and that's good enough for ralph.

It's not about the food. It's about feeding his ego by asserting dominance over his bitch.