Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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This is it. This is peak Russell. It's got literally everything: His cringy boomer slide show. "Russell Greer ft. (Actual singers name)". Him rambling about his disability and plights. Ideas that are only connected in Russell's mind and him poorly attempting to explain them. Him thirsting after women he cooms to. "Copyrighted 2021". Asking a celebrity way out of his league out through a song. A declaration of victory before anything even happens. This encompasses all of of what Russell is and does and how he views the world and it's a glorious trashfire.

 

[Picklechu]

I desperately hope that someone gets on Fiverr and hires the same post-Soviet shithole "model" and "production company," to make something lulzy to piss off Russ-hole. Maybe a music video for a song called "Pipsqueak" or something.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Russ gives no fucks about other people with Moebius. He never joined a support group, he has never shared or even mentioned reading anything from any kind of network or infomative sites, he's never shared a news article about someone else with it, and he has no connections to and has never reached out to anyone else with it. He only wants to use it as a weapon to try to beat others into submission, gain asspats and sympathy, and blame for his failures. Shit, half the time he can't even spell it correctly.

In fact, I think the only time he's ever mentioned other disabled people is to say "he/she got on AGT or got noticed by a famous woman, why not me?" I think he's extremely bitter about having a disability, thinking it's the only thing holding him back from stardom because he thinks he's perfect everywhere else and there's no other reason to think less of him, and is so full of resentment that it manifests himself in bitterness towards disabled people who succeed.

There is something about Russ, something feral that causes that visceral response. Every cell in your body knows to get far, far away. It's not the moebius. I know some people are put off by disability, I'm not one of those. This is something entirely different.

We've all seen other people with moebius and they all look great, it's not the same. They have light in their eyes, they look approachable, like people I'd say hi to.

Russ looks like he's missing more than a facial nerve, he's missing whatever it is that makes us human.

That was the really long answer. The short answer is that I'd be totally skeeved out before he so much as opened his mouth. He is literally repulsive.

Very true. When Russell talks or posts, people who don't know him realize he's the kind of disabled person they hope they never meet: the kind who thinks having a disability means they get to take advantage of people. The kind who feel entitled to special treatment rather than thankful for any help they get, the kind who think everyone has to constantly accommodate them. All he ever talks about is himself and what he wants, and why he should be given what he wants all the time, and how unfair it is that people don't bend over backwards to give him everything he wants. He's someone who only ever thinks of himself because he doesn't think anyone else deserves a thought. He shows no sympathy for anyone, even when someone's the victim of something horrible he can only ever insert himself into the matter because he thinks he's the only person who matters.

 

[Constellationzero]

This is it. This is peak Russell. It's got literally everything: His cringy boomer slide show. "Russell Greer ft. (Actual singers name)". Him rambling about his disability and plights. Ideas that are only connected in Russell's mind and him poorly attempting to explain them. Him thirsting after women he cooms to. "Copyrighted 2021". Asking a celebrity way out of his league out through a song. A declaration of victory before anything even happens. This encompasses all of of what Russell is and does and how he views the world and it's a glorious trashfire.

The Butternut Pipsqueak School of Tard Jingles:

1. Pay for random Slovakian model on Fiverr for a song about YOU PEOPLE you Dominican Girls
2. Refer to her as a sauna, show tacos but say enchalada
3. I wanna thank you, I wanna thank you (now suck me muh peeenish)
4. Body Positivity aimed at conventionally attractive Insta model thousands of light years out of his league
5. Blumhouse Productions jumpscare starring a deformed, sweaty, greasy, unhygienic gourdhead straight out of Ebb Software's SCORN
6. Hashtag NotADate
7. I'd like to take you, model, who is used to wearing Jimmy Choos and partying with wealthy people and celebs to Wahlburgers
8. COPYRIGHT 2021

Not sure. Might not be quite peak Russell yet, but let's keep going and see what happens.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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For Sweet Tay-Tay's sake, you don't need to wait till the end for the 'special message', Russhole's hanging himself on the disability cross even before the fucking thing starts!

Way to "rise above and kick your disability's ass", Bamboon. You still define yourself by it and will never learn to rise above it, you show it every cringy 'suck me my penis out of guilt for my disability that I make such effort to overcome, or else i'll sue you for hating the disabled' message like this that you spew out there.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I desperately hope that someone gets on Fiverr and hires the same post-Soviet shithole "model" and "production company," to make something lulzy to piss off Russ-hole. Maybe a music video for a song called "Pipsqueak" or something.

Well she's right here, but unlike Russ, I'm not going to be a chart-topping superstar celebrity millionaire stud tomorrow so I can't just throw $250+ away like he did.

And just for posterity:

My video is only sitting right around 500 views right now. Maybe I should have paid a "marketing firm".

 

[Walking Clock]

My favorite part is at 4:47 where Russ says “some days are a battle with a mirror” and the footage is of a confident, studious, seemingly non-disabled rabbi type looking himself over.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

Well she's right here, but unlike Russ, I'm not going to be a chart-topping superstar celebrity millionaire stud tomorrow so I can't just throw $250+ away like he did.

And just for posterity:
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My video is only sitting right around 500 views right now. Maybe I should have paid a "marketing firm".

“I want my message to go viral of self-acceptance”. Random.txt of the year.

 

[Easy Peasy]

My 1 year-a-versarry is approaching on the farms, and I thought I had one hard limit of things I would never click.

1. Anything graphic related to Kevin's amhole
We can now add
2. Russell Greer music videos

A woo hoo hoo fuck you

 

[Nix-Hound]

>Writes a song about ""body positivity""
>Uses a slim, conventionally attractive woman in his music video
Kudos to that fiverr lady for at least trying to choreograph something to a song that's both generic and rhythm-less at the same time. She did the best she could.

Who made the second part of the video? Did russ download a folder of stock clips and slap it together himself? It seems somewhat competent in comparison to his earlier attempts. Out of context though, this still made me laugh:

 

[AnOminous]

Kudos to that fiverr lady for at least trying to choreograph something to a song that's both generic and rhythm-less at the same time. She did the best she could.

She probably just did her usual pole dance and got paid more for it than from the drunken slobs at whatever strip club she usually does it at.

 

[super thug]

“I want my message to go viral of self-acceptance”. Random.txt of the year.

He's in such a hurry to get famous and get his dick sucked that he can't even spell check his work or make sure his sentences are coherent.

"some days are a battle with the mirror"
“I want my message to go viral of self-acceptance”

lmao what a doofus.

 

[The Dude]

Weeping, creeping Jeebus...did Pipsqueak stick his head in a vat of peanut oil before filming himself at the end of that video? His face is literally glistening from either sweat or oily skin, his flesh tone looks like he's got some terminal disease, and his hair looks like you could lube a couple of 1950s Buicks with all the grease in it. Definitely not a good first impression, considering he's doing this all to try to get into some thot's panties.

 

[The Great Citracett]

The typos, because hey why not?




And the girl getting ready to salt her some crunchy tacos. Because nobody in Bulgaria has ever encountered an enchilada.

 

[Covfefe]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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LMAO.

Not only is this super-cringe, the fact that he put in all of his pathetic disability sperging has completely and utterly torpedoed this song's ability to be taken seriously. Does he think literally anyone is going to put this shit in a playlist or share it with their friends? If he wants to be taken seriously as a songwriter, maybe he should, you know, make enjoyable songs? Even if this track were a banger, bookending it with piteous, unhinged slurping would kill it dead. Well done Russ, money well spent!

 

[Pip Squeak]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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Jesus fucking Christ! I don't know which I'm doing harder, cringing or laughing.

Only our Pipsqueak could write a love song, and still make it about himself. "Yo Yovanna, here's some words that mean nothing and barely rhyme. Anyway, me. I've popped me at the beginning of the video so you don't think this is just a song. Then I'm going to talk about me and my plights over some misspelt subtitles. As we were saying, me. I'm inspirational and cute and funny and also a genius. Feel bad for me. Date me, I'm going to pretend that you personally have my number because I sent a DM of this video with my number on Twitter. Of course, you'll have to come to me, because me."

COPYRIGHT 2021 GUYS

 

[The Dude]

LMAO.

Not only is this super-cringe, the fact that he put in all of his pathetic disability sperging has completely and utterly torpedoed this song's ability to be taken seriously. Does he think literally anyone is going to put this shit in a playlist or share it with their friends? If he wants to be taken seriously as a songwriter, maybe he should, you know, make enjoyable songs? Even if this track were a banger, bookending it with piteous, unhinged slurping would kill it dead. Well done Russ, money well spent!

Not to mention his crying about "bullies and trolls", and the fact that he's crediting HIMSELF as the artist of the song and not as just the songwriter. When referencing music, the artist is the singer or band. Not the schmuck nobody who wrote the stupid song, unless they also happen to be the performer. Russ didn't sing the song and he didn't play any instruments in the song. He's not the artist, but since it's all about him, his plights, and his dry Hobbit dick, then of course he's going to take all the credit. The Pipsqueak's massive ego and out-of-control narcissism won't allow for anything else.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

He said he spent 2 weeks writing the song? I thought he bragged about spending MONTHS making it? It does sound like he threw it together in a short time between jerk-off sessions instead of the "labor of love" he tries to sell his stalking ego trip as.

In his face reveal, did anybody notice his jaw sagging abnormally far to his right/our left? Just kind of odd (love his haircut too, lol).

 

[The Great Citracett]

He needs to post it to instagram quick. He's already lost more than 50 of his paid followers overnight.

And Yovanna still won't follow him back.

 

[Spawn]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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So this is what the goverment is using to torture people at gitmo now? No but seriously this is an abomination. I never thought id see something worse than chris chans captains log from tard trek but here we fucking are. *edit* just heard him speak good lord it sounds like his mouth is full of peanut butter and molasses. Even with the subtitles i could barely comprehend what he said something about liking chocolate looking into mirrors and being a huge faggy bitch?