Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[CharlesBarkley]

Ironheart... more like Ironfart.

nonstop comic shit

Reading these really shows that marvel plots are straight up retarded.

 

[Uncle June]

anthony hopkins is a generational talent and the other dude was the star of a capshit movie and then he died
hell sir tony should have more oscars imo

keep seething retardo and wash your windows you swine

Came see fatty's take on Hopkins' win, the fact he thinks he "ruined the oscars" only further shows how shit his takes on film are.

 

[Bolo]

The only thing I actually recall about the avengers comics is that they were boring

I'm suspicous to talk, because I never liked the avengers, and I've read few of their big storylines, like The Nights of Wundagore, when The Scarlet Witch and Quick silver learen about Magneto being their father... also I think it's the first time Wanda goes nuts, or possessed or something? I don't remember much, I was reading more for the John Byrne art.

And that's the thing about the Avengers, I might be wrong, but I don't think they have any quintessential storylines, you know, stuff that defines and represents the apex of what these characters are, like the Phoenix Saga, Death of Gwen Stacy, Born Again.

The avengers are just, you know, there.

But i do have a personal favorite for the Avengers, and that is Bendis (yeah I know) and Frank Cho quick run on Mighty Avengers, where a pre-butch Ms. Marvel leads a dysfunctional team of Avengers to stop Ultron, who is walking around as a naked copy of the Wasp, from taking over the world.

And yes, 80% of the reason why I like this book is because Frank Cho delivers some of the best cheesecake in Marvel history:

Not even joking, the thing is back to back just Ass shots. The last hurrah for what it seems to be a lost art in comics these days.

 

[Positron]

Like every single woke idiot on the planet, Bobby took the Oscar bait-and-switch...



... and set himself up for a butthurt:



These
People
Are
Fucking
Ghouls

At least he got the consolation prize: crazy rich azn won best picture and director:






What is Amanda Seyfried's politics and is this why Bobby insults her?


Categories nobody cared about:


Mortal Kombat:



MC fucking U:


Godzilla is an "activist icon" because it is rage incarnate (clickbait)


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Unlike Robert Lewis Chipman, Tucker Carlson has no talent or job skills:


Elon Musk is a bad person because he is a douchebag. In other words, he reminds Bobby of his middle-school bullies.

 

[The Valeyard]

Which character does Bob think is supposed to have known Cole’s lineage to be withholding that from him? If he says Raiden, he’s always been a dick in the various adaptations.

Also, Mike Bruno skipped Mortal Kombat X where Johnny Cage was able to hold his own against the fallen Elder God Shinnok.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Elon Musk is a bad person because he is a douchebag. In other words, he reminds Bobby of his middle-school bullies.

MovieBob dragging Elon Musk for being a jerky underachiever is really...something.

 

[King Dead]

I'm gonna skip the Oscars bullshit because who fucking cares, it's the Oscars. Nobody wants to sit around watching Hollywood snort its own farts for four hours while lecturing all of us little people about how we're responsible for everything awful and we need to change (but don't ask them to change their ways, nooooo). I mean that quite literally, as this NYT article discusses:

One recent producer of the Oscars, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss confidential metrics, said minute-by-minute post-show ratings analysis indicated that “vast swaths” of people turned off their televisions when celebrities started to opine on politics.

Ratings are probably going to be an all-time low again, and even lower through the night as the few people who bother to tune in switch to something less lecturing.

However, I would like to laugh at the hilarity of all these fucking Black Panther stans that thought Boseman had it in the bag for Best Actor. Don't get me wrong, he was a good actor and it's a shame he died so young, but let's be real, these people only know who he was because he starred in their favorite woke capeshit movie (and the wokest until Captain Marvel landed like a wet fart). I've heard zero about the movie he was nominated for, but all the buzz I heard about The Father praised Anthony Hopkins for his performance, and it sounded pretty obvious to me he was going to win. The other nominees were probably fine too, but I'm sure Hopkins more than deserved the win. These morons getting mad at him for "ruining" the Oscars (like that's even possible) are just the worst sort of people that are probably still butthurt that their precious Wakanda didn't win Best Picture a couple years ago.

This is only Bob-adjacent, but:

Godzilla is an "activist icon" because it is rage incarnate (clickbait)
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I tortured myself by reading this piece, and boy howdy do I just want to slap this retard. It's basically "grr I'm such a mad person so I identify with a 400-foot radioactive lizard" and a bunch of purple prose about how Godzilla is the "voice of the marginalized" or some shit. It's a lot of metaphorical wankery that serves no purpose other than for the author to wax pretentious and read deeper meaning into a series of big dumb monster movies. They even admitted to being scared during Godzilla vs. Kong and compared it to a religious experience, which is about the dumbest and saddest thing I have ever read. About the only thing I can agree with is the sentiment that pushing against something often results in a backlash, but they seem to only think in terms of conservatives being destroyed by the inevitable leftist juggernaut, not once implying that said forces can easily go the other way. Classic "rules for thee, not for me" thinking if I ever saw it.

So yeah, it doesn't surprise me in the slightest that this is something Blobbo would love. It's words that could easily have come out of his fat jowls, trying to make himself look smarter by reading deeper meaning into pop culture pablum. I don't recommend reading it because I feel like I'm dumber for doing so, but if you do decide to, it's barely a light essay at best.

On a side note, anyone more familiar with the Godzilla canon: the fuck is this idiot on about with Godzilla being trans? I mean, I know Son of Godzilla had to come from somewhere, but I could feel my brain cells dying as I tried to wrap my mind around it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

the fuck is this idiot on about with Godzilla being trans?

As if it could ever make sense. These people have as many screws loose as they do imaginary genders.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I could, again, be wrong but didn't Quebec have an independence referendum a few years ago?

yeah, back in 1995. Holy shit that was nearly 30 years ago. The results had to be "50% Plus One" to pass, and it didn't pass (it was like, max 50%). Lucien Bouchard, the leader of the federal Bloc Quebecois, soon faded from the picture after that embarassment. Nobody's really made a big deal about Quebec separation since then, though it's thought that the only reason it goes into more popularity and attention is to squeeze more money out of Ottawa (and the rest of the provinces), not to mention more special treatment.

People talk about Texas separating, sometimes, but Bob likely knows about as much about that as he does about Quebec Separatism anything. Which is, nothing.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Which is why I now hate Goku. I use to love Goku but after Super, he has become a, as you said, a selfish cunt who only cares about fighting and increasing his power. And people worship this guy. I like the old Goku better.

This is why I now unironically consider DBZ Abridged Goku to be the canon Goku, because he makes so much more sense when he's written as the completely oblivious manchild he obviously is.

They’re called delusions of relevance, caused by emotional immaturity, self-centeredness, and absence of humility. He needs to believe this dynamic is in play. After all, if Bob doesn’t matter to his enemies, who does he matter to? No one, that’s who.

Not only that, but if jocks are capable of being handsome, successful and good people, then that destroys Bob's entire ubermensch delusions where the fat, ugly, mush-mouthed borderline alcoholics like him shall inherit the Earth.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I'm gonna skip the Oscars bullshit because who fucking cares, it's the Oscars. Nobody wants to sit around watching Hollywood snort its own farts for four hours while lecturing all of us little people about how we're responsible for everything awful and we need to change (but don't ask them to change their ways, nooooo). I mean that quite literally, as this NYT article discusses:

Ratings are probably going to be an all-time low again, and even lower through the night as the few people who bother to tune in switch to something less lecturing.

However, I would like to laugh at the hilarity of all these fucking Black Panther stans that thought Boseman had it in the bag for Best Actor. Don't get me wrong, he was a good actor and it's a shame he died so young, but let's be real, these people only know who he was because he starred in their favorite woke capeshit movie (and the wokest until Captain Marvel landed like a wet fart). I've heard zero about the movie he was nominated for, but all the buzz I heard about The Father praised Anthony Hopkins for his performance, and it sounded pretty obvious to me he was going to win. The other nominees were probably fine too, but I'm sure Hopkins more than deserved the win. These morons getting mad at him for "ruining" the Oscars (like that's even possible) are just the worst sort of people that are probably still butthurt that their precious Wakanda didn't win Best Picture a couple years ago.

This is only Bob-adjacent, but:

I tortured myself by reading this piece, and boy howdy do I just want to slap this retard. It's basically "grr I'm such a mad person so I identify with a 400-foot radioactive lizard" and a bunch of purple prose about how Godzilla is the "voice of the marginalized" or some shit. It's a lot of metaphorical wankery that serves no purpose other than for the author to wax pretentious and read deeper meaning into a series of big dumb monster movies. They even admitted to being scared during Godzilla vs. Kong and compared it to a religious experience, which is about the dumbest and saddest thing I have ever read. About the only thing I can agree with is the sentiment that pushing against something often results in a backlash, but they seem to only think in terms of conservatives being destroyed by the inevitable leftist juggernaut, not once implying that said forces can easily go the other way. Classic "rules for thee, not for me" thinking if I ever saw it.

So yeah, it doesn't surprise me in the slightest that this is something Blobbo would love. It's words that could easily have come out of his fat jowls, trying to make himself look smarter by reading deeper meaning into pop culture pablum. I don't recommend reading it because I feel like I'm dumber for doing so, but if you do decide to, it's barely a light essay at best.

On a side note, anyone more familiar with the Godzilla canon: the fuck is this idiot on about with Godzilla being trans? I mean, I know Son of Godzilla had to come from somewhere, but I could feel my brain cells dying as I tried to wrap my mind around it.

The original Godzilla, which was male, could apparently "reproduce asexually" therefore, boom, that sperg goes, "There you have it, genderfluid Godzilla!"

 

[Positron]

The original Godzilla, which was male, could apparently "reproduce asexually" therefore, boom, that sperg goes, "There you have it, genderfluid Godzilla!"

I quote the clickbait so you won't be tempted to give her more clicks:

Godzilla is trans. I’m being literal — to the extent that an imaginary radioactive sea dragon can be transgender, Godzilla is. He has a vagina; he’s been pregnant; he’s extruded other, smaller Godzillas from his body, albeit in egg form. Whole movies have revolved around these processes. Top-notch special effects teams have sculpted his vag onto their models. Godzilla’s pronouns are gender-neutral, in the original Japanese, or male in American translations; the King of the Monsters is a they/he, and what are you going to do? Give him shit? Send Abigail Shrier (Positron's note: a "terf" journalist who wrote a book about girls being rendered sterile and worse by the trans cult) to write a thinkpiece? The last person who got between Godzilla and what he wanted is a stain on the bottom of his foot, and that stain will wash off.​

The nutter who wrote this is a he-they "non-binary" woman. For info about her and her ilk, Wikipedia is the best source.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

What is Amanda Seyfried's politics and is this why Bobby insults her?
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She probably reminds him of a "mean girl" who wouldn't be his Princess Peach in highschool

(sorry for shitty image quality)

 

[Mola Ram]

[cut unbearable sperging regarding Godzillas "sculpted vag"]

IT'S CALLED A CLOACA, YOU REPULSIVE DEGENERATES.

 

[Positron]

What is Amanda Seyfried's politics and is this why Bobby insults her?
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It is bad form to quote myself but I just looked up what Seyfried wore to the Oscars. It's an Armani.



Apparently Bobby thinks this is too risque for the general audience, in the year 2021.

 

[The Valeyard]

So basically, Bob forgot (or doesn't know) that fashion tape is a thing that exists.

 

[Flexo]

Not even being edgy but I never found Amanda Seyfried that attractive. Definitely at the bottom of the list of mean girls stars.

I quote the clickbait so you won't be tempted to give her more clicks:

Godzilla is trans. I’m being literal — to the extent that an imaginary radioactive sea dragon can be transgender, Godzilla is. He has a vagina; he’s been pregnant; he’s extruded other, smaller Godzillas from his body, albeit in egg form. Whole movies have revolved around these processes. Top-notch special effects teams have sculpted his vag onto their models. Godzilla’s pronouns are gender-neutral, in the original Japanese, or male in American translations; the King of the Monsters is a they/he, and what are you going to do? Give him shit? Send Abigail Shrier (Positron's note: a "terf" journalist who wrote a book about girls being rendered sterile and worse by the trans cult) to write a thinkpiece? The last person who got between Godzilla and what he wanted is a stain on the bottom of his foot, and that stain will wash off.​

The nutter who wrote this is a he-they "non-binary" woman. For info about her and her ilk, Wikipedia is the best source.
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Abigail didn't just write a book, she wrote a book that set off a firestorm getting banned from stores and Amazon.

Ironically by all appearances and interviews, she seems to have been pretty neutral or left on the issue in general but the sheer gestapo manner she has been treated has probably made her more based.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Not even being edgy but I never found Amanda Seyfried that attractive. Definitely at the bottom of the list of mean girls stars.

Oh yeah, don't get me wrong, I see nothing wrong with not finding celebs attractive. I generally have a distaste for blondes myself and don't find Amanda attractive.

However, the subject Movie Blob acting like she is some kind of hideous grimlin attacking her appearance. I don't know if it was at her or some other famous blonde, but this isn't the first time El Ogre de Boston has made it a point to call famous women ugly.

 

[Flexo]

Oh yeah, don't get me wrong, I see nothing wrong with not finding celebs attractive. I generally have a distaste for blondes myself and don't find Amanda attractive.

However, the subject Movie Blob acting like she is some kind of hideous grimlin attacking her appearance. I don't know if it was at her or some other famous blonde, but this isn't the first time El Ogre de Boston has made it a point to call famous women ugly.

Actually I thought he was saying she was super hot that night and he was having trouble controlling himself. The he-man toy he posted a picture of had the gimmick of its eyes popping out - like the classic wolf from tex Avery.

I don't blame anyone here from the misunderstanding, it is a sign of how bad Bob is at communicating that his attempted flirting and wolf whistles come off as insults.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Actually I thought he was saying she was super hot that night and he was having trouble controlling himself. The he-man toy he posted a picture of had the gimmick of its eyes popping out - like the classic wolf from tex Avery.

I don't blame anyone here from the misunderstanding, it is a sign of how bad Bob is at communicating that his attempted flirting and wolf whistles come off as insults.

Yeah see I read it as Bob insinuating that Amanda in red looked like the googley-eyed monster thingy.

Either way, Robert Chipman is fat and creepy and Amanda Seyfried is infinitely out of his league.