Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 88 3.6%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 205 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 684 28.3%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,413
Mulberry’s server roles disappeared for some reason. Did she leave?
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Is the new arc 'the yandere sim slaves rebellion' starting?
The Marauder said:
Whatever happened to Cleveland Rock? Didn't he get fed up with Alex's bullshit and stop donating, while still claiming Alex is not a bad person?
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I mean he as far as I'm aware only payed not put anything like models, art, music, etc without getting paid
 
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Whatever happened to Cleveland Rock? Didn't he get fed up with Alex's bullshit and stop donating, while still claiming Alex is not a bad person?
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Oh, boy, if only it was that simple. From what I recall, after Alex handled DID (actually, I doubt that, but the guy is clearly disturbed) situation, he FINALLY realized, that Alex is an asshole. He then left every place where he had moderation powers, stopped giving Alex 100 DOLLARS A MONTH, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, leaked their messages from discord and when Alex tried to fight with him in DMs, leaked them too. It could be worse, only if he deleted all the mods, unbanned all banned accounts and came here to spill the beans, for real that time. Since then he disassociated himself from Alex and YS, I think, his Tumblr blog clevelandrocklovesick is still up, but private.

Nymphella said:
Interesting that the username is cannotgoogleme or the exact same username as this guy on the sex doll forum
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If that's new account, I think, it's obviously a joke. I mean, my name at the contest was cannotgoogleme too. I doubt, I've secretly been Alex this whole time.

But on the topic of Alex living with his parents. I think, they've sold their big fucking house in 2016, doesn't mean that they couldn't move out earlier. Alex was clearly living with his parents during his early streaming days, I'll elaborate on that later and believe me, you're gonna laugh. Also, as mentioned in the screenshots, Alex bought a sex torso "few years ago" and was afraid his mother gonna find out. Message is from 2015, Alex began streaming in 2009. Also, in YS threads from early 2014 Alex mentioned that he "helped his parents to move out" and by the end of the year he would create account on his favorite forum, so maybe he was living with his parents in early 2014, but then they moved out (lol). He also mentions "family visit", so yeah, maybe his mother checked on him from time to time.

Catgirls are Love said:
Maybe? Every time I've looked at the Discord, she's been obviously present and online, but she doesn't seem to be there now (admittedly, I've been ignoring the Discord for quite a long time so maybe her habits changed?). She's definitely still got moderation powers on reddit as of right now.
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Interesting. Mulberry, if you're reading this, you can come here and spill the beans if you're done with Alex. We're not gonna call you a tool. Only fat, but this is just how this place works
 
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Ok, guys, I have a question.

Do you know when exactly Alex has opened his Patreon? Graphtreon says it was Nov 11, 2014, however, the first post he has there is from Aug 1, 2014. And if it wasn't confusing enough, on Nov 14, 2014 Alex only asks if he should start a Patreon or not. I've always thought it was on Aug 1, 2014, but now I'm confused.

In other news, it seems, that the madman is going to start charging money for that shit.
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
In other news, it seems, that the madman is going to start charging money for that shit.
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That'll go down well. I foresee a lot of "Mom, I need to borrow your credit card so I can buy a High School Murder Simulator!" and your traditional sailing of the high seas.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
In other news, it seems, that the madman is going to start charging money for that shit.
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What is with his obsession to comparing himself with Minecraft. Minecraft was a fun, enjoyable, complete *feeling* experience even when it just started charging. There was already an enjoyable, repeatable foundation, and in the early years content updates were both fast, and fleshed out.

I don't think he's so stupid as to charge for a license, but I do think he'll go the "only via Patreon" approach if he throws a paywall nuke in. And if he thinks he's gonna guilt trip people into feeling bad for him because its been free the entire time, I'm just gonna point at his Patreon and laugh. Dudes been making good cash for nearly a decade, and the games development was held hostage to that the entire time.

You don't hear a catering service whining to the folks getting the food when the whole things being paid for by someone else.

As for the launch date question, anything from before 2015 is suspect, as Graphtreon wasn't launched at the time.
 
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Kuritan Deplorable said:
What is with his obsession to comparing himself with Minecraft.
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Well, he can't compare himself to Mike Z, since he got BTFO by him. He can't compare his shit to Hitman, since there were three games already and his is still a steaming pile of bugs and bad design choices. So now he pretends that his plan has always been to create a platform for mods, despite him having no idea how to implement the support back in the day, sperging at modders "PEOPLE SEND ME BUG REPORTS FROM YOUR MODS, STICK YOUR DICKS INTO BEEHIVE" and calling his trash pile "as complex as Hitman and Persona games", not "the platform for mods" for years. Also, good luck with charging money for a game, that other people will create content for.

Catgirls are Love said:
That'll go down well. I foresee a lot of "Mom, I need to borrow your credit card so I can buy a High School Murder Simulator!" and your traditional sailing of the high seas.
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Not even this - when you charge money for something, you become fully accountable. There will be no "I don't give him money on Patreon" excuse and people who will find ways to play it for free will pirate this crap, just like Alex back in his steaming days.

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I wonder how Michaela’s rap is doing? It’s been ten days, and there’s four days left in the month.
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Awwww, that’s a shame.
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I'm surprised it has that many. After that passive-aggressive tone I wouldn't touch this channel with a 10 feet pole.
 
Anyone can design a terrible V-Tuber model in seconds using shitty software made specifically for those hellspawns.

"VRoid Studio", an application funded by "pixiv" is the leading powerhouse allowing incels to hide behind loli faces. It allows for anyone to create these V-Tuber models as easily as possible, and has a license agreement so that anyone can use, sell and do whatever they want with the models created from the software. (Link to their website: )

We will begin to see a line of awfully made Unity games using these models trying to scam anyone out of money. Surprised Alex has not taken advantage of the software yet.
 
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Anyone can design a terrible V-Tuber model in seconds using shitty software made specifically for those hellspawns.

"VRoid Studio", an application funded by "pixiv" is the leading powerhouse allowing incels to hide behind loli faces. It allows for anyone to create these V-Tuber models as easily as possible, and has a license agreement so that anyone can use, sell and do whatever they want with the models created from the software. (Link to their website: )

We will begin to see a line of awfully made Unity games using these models trying to scam anyone out of money. Surprised Alex has not taken advantage of the software yet.
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I’m pretty sure Alex is working with someone on making new character models, so I’m gonna bet he’ll inevitably ruin that partnership by just being his usual self, then stumble upon this program and use that instead. He already has experience with other animu freeware like MMD.
 
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