Plagued Incels.is (Previously known as /r/incels) - Subreddit's banned, entitled Manchildren whine about why they can't get laid.

[Duke Nukem]

We can be pretty cunty when we "like" someone. We do it to test the reaction of people.

Men are too retarded to pick up subtle cues we give out, and because of that our conception of them tend to lowers and we eventually rejects them.

Incels are that sort of men who were so rejected that lash out to any women. MGTOW are those incels who are way to stupid to understand why women reject them.

MGTOW at least have finally accepted that they are hopeless. Incels are too fucking autistic to give up.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Being an Incel Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Jerk Off To Some Porn Like Nigga Buy a Fleshlight Haha

Honestly some people are truly fucked with no hope.

 

[Blatant hypocrite]

Within this thread I've seen the definition of 'incel' go from "involuntary celibate" to "Can have sex 10 times in Thailand, not even hookers. Doesn't count though." What the hell even is an incel anymore?

Suddenly the whole "UberEats for sex" description makes sense. If they have to travel for sex, it clearly doesn't count. Girl isn't white, doesn't count. Pay for it, clearly doesn't count. If they want sex three times and they only get two, woe is me, clearly an incel.

In short these people are nothing like the original "forever alone" bunch. They're normal, even possibly above average in genetics but their standards are simply ridiculous. We're at the point where putting in any effort means it doesn't count, these people just want to reach out their window and pluck pussy from a tree. They're sex addicts who don't realize that nobody lives like that, except maybe Jeffrey Epstein because he doesn't care about consent. It's like saying they can't get food because they need to go out and pay money.

 

[Meriasek]

I don't knock "oldschool" MGTOWs. It is absolutely understandable to see no point in trying to find meaning in relationships with women anymore, and "going your own way" can be a good and healthy thing. Stop giving a shit about what society expects from you. Live your life, not a bad philosophy (until a sufficient section of men does it and society collapses, lel). MGTOW just got fucked over when it stopped being about mid-40s divorcees burned by experience and became about early-20s shut-ins who never even tried.

How would anyone hate anyone for being a virgin?
@Protistology, pretty sure getting laid wouldn't fix that feeling. People don't look at you and see a "virgin = 1" flag, and then decide to hate you. After getting laid it won't be "virgin = 0" and suddenly you'll be universally beloved. Life doesn't work that way. People don't hate your virginity. They hate you. And that you is also the main reason for your continued virginity.
There's only so much anyone can do for you. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
What do you want? For people to acknowledge your misery and tell you "Yes, you'll forever be a virgin because you're physically repulsive, and that will be the reason your life will suck until you end it"?
Not gonna happen. No pity-party for you.
Your misery isn't anyone's fault but your own. No matter how ugly you are on the outside, your inside is worse, and you refuse to change it.

 

[Montalbane]

remember inkwell if you just b urself and take 10,000 showers you can get a gf.

At this point I am convinced you just love whining.
It's sad but not everyone can be a winner I suppose.
Just go sperg somewhere else, your prolapsed anus is shitting up the thread.

 

[Meriasek]

If @Protistology would spend half the time he spends on whining and negrating on this thread on lifting some weight and learning to become a better person, he might actually get laid some day.
Do you seriously think balding in your late 20 is some sort of serious issue? Bruh.

 

[Meriasek]

Lol it's been like two days. Why are you still so mad?

Says the guy who frequently brings up me having one successful date on Tinder, as if that somehow proves I'm a stud or something.
Says the guy who continues to negrate every single non-doom post in this thread.
I'm mainly amused at this point. There's not really anything to be mad about, even though it's frustrating to see quite a lot of people here trying to give people useful tips on self-improvement, and it so rarely bearing any fruit.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Totally not mad at all. But since he's so ugly he can't afford the extra price prostitutes charge him, he has time to kill so he'll just negrate everyone not going full doomer blackpill in here.
Gives me newfound appreciation for how ridiculously goodlooking I am, though. Confidence boost. Man, I'm close to being able to pull off aviator sunglasses.
Final boarding call Beefcake Airlines.

If you tell him he has a chance, he negrates you.
If you tell him he is correct, and he's a fat manlet with a horrible personality who will never find love, he negrates you.

 

[Blatant hypocrite]

Only normies get matches on Tinder.

Then get the fuck off Tinder and stop caring about it.

 

[Montalbane]

Only normies get matches on Tinder. That proves you have no frame of reference to have an opinion about how to date while ugly.

What a mystery. I wonder why that is. /sneed

Do you think you're not a normie?
With your reddit tier /sneed?
Jesus christ mate, be normal for fuck's sake.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Do you think you're not a normie?
With your reddit tier /sneed?
Jesus christ mate, be normal for fuck's sake.

Are you implying that reddit is filled with scholarly gentlesirs who can't find a m'lady?
Noooo.....!

 

[Meriasek]

So I'm going back to my earlier final solution for the incel question: Incels to biofuel. It's like power-2-gas, but has the added bonus of getting rid of incels.

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

Because if feels like the odds are stacked against me to an overwhelming and all encompassing level where having any hope whatsoever is basically delusional.

Buddy, here's some advice. Confidence is a lot of what it takes to get laid. If you don't feel confident fake it until you make it. The more you do it the more you'll find yourself taking on those characteristics and using them when you communicate. Wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. Tell yourself what your plan for the day is and do that. Be assertive when you talk to women. At first since you're an admitted autist you'll come off like a creep, but there are plenty of women out there and plenty of chances to get it right. You only lose if you give up and stop trying. Every chick also has a different line between creep and assertiveness that they're okay with so you'll have to learn from experience and pick up on those socials ques.

Once you start becoming more confident it's time to work on self-improvement. Start with three sets of ten push-ups a day. Add a push-up to your sets every day, and then rest on Sunday. Every Monday add five and once you hit the end of a month take a weekend to rest. Each month from then on add a new exercise to mix things up. Start mixing techniques and working your arms in other ways while still increasing your stamina. After about six months of this routine and an average half-hour to an hour workout every six days you can start hitting the gym and lifting weights/doing more extreme exercises. This is assuming you're skinny—if your fat add a 1km run everyday to that workout routine and add .5km to that run every week. If you're skinny you can still benefit from that as well.

Your diet can even remain relatively unchanged with one minor change: Protein. Eat lots and lots of protein. Eggs, meat, etc. If you're able to eat organic than do it—if you can bear protein shakes and vitamins then do those too. At the same time you'll focus on hygiene. Brush your teeth in the morning, take a 3 minute cold shower, and comb your hear. Take a hot bath/shower later in the day after your workout, brush your teeth, and you're good. Hopefully you already do most of this. The reason for a cold shower in the morning is it will help wake you up and kickstart the energy in your body. It can also help with testosterone production—speaking of which. If you can get your hand on testosterone hormone pills then go for it. The only risk is that they can shrink your dick and testies if you stop taking them, but I'm going to assume you're already unimpressive in that area. Shave when necessary and manscape as needed—it's okay to have a little bush as long as it's aesthetic. Some chicks like hairy dudes, but what they don't like is if it looks like you have crabs.

After six months of this you'll look better, feel better, and be confident enough to perhaps get laid. All you necessarily need to do from here is keep the workout and ethic up and you'll be okay—you are the average male now. If you want to keep improving yourself in a noticeable way you'll need to either invest in a gym membership or start doing more advanced home exercises. If you're broke or don't want to shill for a gym membership, I still recommend getting some weights for home use. By this point you should be able to lift at least 110lbs or 50 kg. You should start there and do 5 sets of 5 reps everyday until Sunday and take the day off. Every week add ten pounds on top of that and add a rep to your sets. Continue to do your regular exercises in tandem with these. You should also start doing more advanced and precise forms—go from general workouts like push-ups, planks, squats, etc to precise ones where you can choose a specific set of muscles you want to train. Switch things up and try not to do the same muscle each day unless you want to quickly see gains in that area—though I will warn you this will mean you're neglecting other areas and you could begin to regress.

If you do this for a year without bullshit. You will become Chad.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

<so many words>

If you do this for a year without bullshit. You will become Chad.

Do you do this? I have trouble believing that someone who'd shill and practice such a disciplined routine would be making effortposts to the incels on a cyberbowling site.

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

Do you do this? I have trouble believing that someone who'd shill and practice such a disciplined routine would be making effortposts to the incels on a cyberbowling site.

I'm older now but every lad in my highschool did that routine. Lmao

Do you do this? I have trouble believing that someone who'd shill and practice such a disciplined routine would be making effortposts to the incels on a cyberbowling site.

Also, sorry for double-posting but that's a low-effort/bare minimum workout that a twelve year old kid could do. It's a disciplined routine only if you've never worked a day in your entire life or never done anything that requires even a molecule of effort.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

It's a disciplined routine only if you've never worked a day in your entire life or never done anything that requires even a molecule of effort.

Neither group of people in this thread is your target audience, chief.

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

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Neither group of people in this thread is your target audience, chief.

Surely if you've got a stable adult life then you've worked. Unless you're a neet. In which case the only thing that's stopping you from doing the workout is your own placidity. This is a really easy workout that pretty much anyone can do. The key to self-improvement is wanting to self-improve.

Nothing I say can help an incel. They're like addicts, but instead of drugs it's self-loathing they're addicted to. It's an easy way to go through life and pretend nothing is your fault. For some people though, that life is unsatisfying and they do want a normal life and they do want to change and they DO want to improve. My posts are for those people. If they follow that plan that I laid out—in fact I promise this—if any of you try this workout for a year without slacking off you'll see gains.

Now, you're not going to be a bodybuilder or anything but you'll be attractive young men that I would hire to work the field or for some construction work. You'll be strong, fit, and athletic which is the key to being in that mythical chad-tier you guys harp on about. If you can get a decent looking athletic body, then you'll be better than fine. You'll be what you've always envied. That's the truth. The best part is that all in all at most—you will only spend about ten hours a week on exercising. You'll still have time for your vidya and other idle shit. You can be king of the nerds. You can flex on all the incels and brag about how you've transcended. We've already established incels are narcissists right, so surely you'd get a kick out of that?

 

[Cope or Rope]

Buddy, here's some advice. Confidence is a lot of what it takes to get laid. If you don't feel confident fake it until you make it. The more you do it the more you'll find yourself taking on those characteristics and using them when you communicate. Wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. Tell yourself what your plan for the day is and do that. Be assertive when you talk to women. At first since you're an admitted autist you'll come off like a creep, but there are plenty of women out there and plenty of chances to get it right. You only lose if you give up and stop trying. Every chick also has a different line between creep and assertiveness that they're okay with so you'll have to learn from experience and pick up on those socials ques.

Once you start becoming more confident it's time to work on self-improvement. Start with three sets of ten push-ups a day. Add a push-up to your sets every day, and then rest on Sunday. Every Monday add five and once you hit the end of a month take a weekend to rest. Each month from then on add a new exercise to mix things up. Start mixing techniques and working your arms in other ways while still increasing your stamina. After about six months of this routine and an average half-hour to an hour workout every six days you can start hitting the gym and lifting weights/doing more extreme exercises. This is assuming you're skinny—if your fat add a 1km run everyday to that workout routine and add .5km to that run every week. If you're skinny you can still benefit from that as well.

Your diet can even remain relatively unchanged with one minor change: Protein. Eat lots and lots of protein. Eggs, meat, etc. If you're able to eat organic than do it—if you can bear protein shakes and vitamins then do those too. At the same time you'll focus on hygiene. Brush your teeth in the morning, take a 3 minute cold shower, and comb your hear. Take a hot bath/shower later in the day after your workout, brush your teeth, and you're good. Hopefully you already do most of this. The reason for a cold shower in the morning is it will help wake you up and kickstart the energy in your body. It can also help with testosterone production—speaking of which. If you can get your hand on testosterone hormone pills then go for it. The only risk is that they can shrink your dick and testies if you stop taking them, but I'm going to assume you're already unimpressive in that area. Shave when necessary and manscape as needed—it's okay to have a little bush as long as it's aesthetic. Some chicks like hairy dudes, but what they don't like is if it looks like you have crabs.

After six months of this you'll look better, feel better, and be confident enough to perhaps get laid. All you necessarily need to do from here is keep the workout and ethic up and you'll be okay—you are the average male now. If you want to keep improving yourself in a noticeable way you'll need to either invest in a gym membership or start doing more advanced home exercises. If you're broke or don't want to shill for a gym membership, I still recommend getting some weights for home use. By this point you should be able to lift at least 110lbs or 50 kg. You should start there and do 5 sets of 5 reps everyday until Sunday and take the day off. Every week add ten pounds on top of that and add a rep to your sets. Continue to do your regular exercises in tandem with these. You should also start doing more advanced and precise forms—go from general workouts like push-ups, planks, squats, etc to precise ones where you can choose a specific set of muscles you want to train. Switch things up and try not to do the same muscle each day unless you want to quickly see gains in that area—though I will warn you this will mean you're neglecting other areas and you could begin to regress.

If you do this for a year without bullshit. You will become Chad.

Too long didn't read. Being confident only works if you're 6'4 and white, If Confidence mattered than indian men would be drowing in white stacies. Indian men are the most confident men out there but they still get rejected.

 

[Meriasek]

"Just lift bro!!!!"
Theres no lifting for your face unless you go under the knife for surgery

Just how deformed is your face? What are we talking, cleft lip? Russell-Greer-style facial paralysis? Acne that makes you look like Freddy Krueger?

Too long didn't read. Being confident only works if you're 6'4 and white

From personal experience I can tell you that it also works if you're 6'3 and white.

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

Just how deformed is your face? What are we talking, cleft lip? Russell-Greer-style facial paralysis? Acne that makes you look like Freddy Krueger?

From personal experience I can tell you that it also works if you're 6'3 and white.

I'm wondering just how bad these guys look. They have to look like the elephant man or some shit.

 

[Cope or Rope]

Just how deformed is your face? What are we talking, cleft lip? Russell-Greer-style facial paralysis? Acne that makes you look like Freddy Krueger?

From personal experience I can tell you that it also works if you're 6'3 and white.

my face is very ugly i have fat lips, recessed maxilla, recessed jaw, overall just recessed. Chad isn't recessed his jawline is prominent. mind you this is before you factor in Race pill being ethnic is 2 strikes and any other imperfection and you're out.
6'2 is the minimum in 2021