The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[stupid frog]

Just FYI, Kevin locked his twitter (not that it matters lol)

 

[Prolego]

There's never a dull moment on the Tranch. Last week it was Wedge and Kev's sex tape. This week the doggy orgies are set to begin. Apparently the one puppy that they managed to rehouse has come into season. In which case any other females in that litter should be doing the same about now. By this time next year the dogs could outnumber the alpacas. I wonder if the troons will realise. Will anyone spot a few more coloured stains on that floor.

Womanhood​

Inspirational song: Sunrise Sunset (Fiddler on the Roof)

Baby girl is a woman now. We showed up at Petsmart for the last advanced dog class, and when I looked at Saoirse from behind, I realized that she has gone into heat. I thought she was heading that way at the end of the last class, but this time the signs are unmistakable. I had to carry a paper towel in my pocket to clean up the floor every time she had to do a sit command. I wonder whether this explains her behavior issues over the last week. (She ate one each of the pairs of shoes the Mr had left piled by the front door.) It definitely explains who dripped blood on the kitchen floor yesterday.

Neither of us have dealt with a dog in heat before. Several of the cats have gone through it over the years, right before their spay surgeries. The other two female dogs we have had came to us already spayed. I told the Mr that Saoirse is to stay in the house until she is in the clear, not hang out in the back yard unsupervised. He looked at me quizzically, and I swore that sneaky dogs would jump our privacy fence to get her. He seemed skeptical, but didn't argue. This evening, while we were sitting in the living room, the first gentleman caller came trotting down the sidewalk. Mr S-P went out to check him out for a collar, but he was a skittish stray who ran off. I hope he believes me now.

The ticking of my puppy's biological clock started at the worst time. She has an appointment to be spayed on Tuesday. I don't know whether they can go through with her surgery until this is over, one to two weeks from now. There is a lot of increased blood flow in that part of her, so it depends on the surgeon and how they approach the procedure. I will call first thing in the morning and get advice. It's possible we will have to entertain her strictly inside the house until her tingly bits settle down. I'm sure that will be a super easy and calm couple of weeks.

Source (X)

And hilariously, while Kevin is willing to go into great details about the anatomical structure of his inverted penis and point out all the scars which he has named after female body parts, the author of this piece, a woman of the old fashioned type, can't bring herself to type anything more explicit than "tingly bits"

 

[Old Fart]

More confirmation Kevin literally never leaves his room.
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This guy! People are climbing, drilling and making other noise on the roof over your head and you don't even peek out to see what's going on. Typically what a lady would do, right?

To his credit, he was of course too busy in the kitchen preparing meals for the hungry farmers and vacuuming the common rooms.

Hahahahaha no.

 

[Actinidia]

The whole premise of the Unicorn Ranch is like something straight out of a Fallout fanfic

Just needs a semi-clumsy pop culture reference. "Alpaca Troon Hunger Farce"?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Just to recap,
-They’ve been begging for money to “expand” the ranch for a while.
-The gofundme stalled.
-There was suddenly a threat to the ranch from ??someone?? And they needed IMMEDIATE help to fortify the place.
-People donated like crazy.
-After purchasing a handful of crappy plates, the threat is completely gone, no where to be seen again, and all of the money is going to the expansions they failed to grift originally.

People didn’t donate so Kevin could have more space for his toys or the ranch could get solar panels, they donated for some unseen threat they claimed to have. How are their supporters this blind?

These donations are more of a "fire and forget" kind of thing. Nobody really cares about the Tranch unless there's a problem, and when there is, they throw money at it to make themselves feel good.

 

[noco]

Associated Press has posted an article on the tranchers. The tranchers expressed interest in franchising their ranches across the US.

https://apnews.com/article/colorado-lifestyle-business-ab536c573b5c176f6619c4f45af9a702 [Archive]

 

[Kanuckski]

Associated Press has posted an article on the tranchers. The tranchers expressed interest in franchising their ranches across the US.

https://apnews.com/article/colorado-lifestyle-business-ab536c573b5c176f6619c4f45af9a702 [Archive]

How the fuck are they gonna franchise? Use their tranny gibs to buy more tranny collectives land to ruin? What the fuck would that even look like?

 

[Gone Ham]

Associated Press has posted an article on the tranchers. The tranchers expressed interest in franchising their ranches across the US.

https://apnews.com/article/colorado-lifestyle-business-ab536c573b5c176f6619c4f45af9a702 [Archive]

It's the same article that the denver post used. The AP licensed it from the Post, but weirdly decided not to include the insane pictures of them looking like retards holding guns the incorrect way

 

[Meriasek]

Associated Press has posted an article on the tranchers. The tranchers expressed interest in franchising their ranches across the US.

https://apnews.com/article/colorado-lifestyle-business-ab536c573b5c176f6619c4f45af9a702 [Archive]

The plague will spread. This pleases Nurgle.

 

[BOONES]

You know typically something productive is done at a ranch, but i see the opposite.

 

[No Exit]

Associated Press has posted an article on the tranchers. The tranchers expressed interest in franchising their ranches across the US.

https://apnews.com/article/colorado-lifestyle-business-ab536c573b5c176f6619c4f45af9a702 [Archive]

Franchise? How? Pretty sure patreon donations don't count as actual business earnings.
Also, I can't see any even mildly business savvy person wanting to use their "brand".

 

[Meriasek]

They probably want to franchise the whole "Dude Ranch for troons on the run" thing. Taking care of animals or not causing ecological collapse is secondary to providing a safe space for troons.

 

[White Devil]

The group plans to soon fly three flags on the property: one representing the transgender community, one red-and-black flag representing anti-fascism and one pirate flag. They’re not interested in trying to hide who they are.

“We’re not leaving,” Nelson said. “We’re building our foundation stronger.”


Ahahaha. Ok.

 

[Gone Ham]

The group plans to soon fly three flags on the property: one representing the transgender community, one red-and-black flag representing anti-fascism and one pirate flag. They’re not interested in trying to hide who they are.

“We’re not leaving,” Nelson said. “We’re building our foundation stronger.”


Ahahaha. Ok.

Why do we all know that before they move they'll be stripping copper wire out of the walls for fast cash?

 

[White Devil]

Why do we all know that before they move they'll be stripping copper wire out of the walls for fast cash?

Think they're that smart?

 

[Gone Ham]

Think they're that smart?

I just think that they'd be so desperate for cash they'd look up ways to get money out of a house and voila

 

[Meriasek]

Why do we all know that before they move they'll be stripping copper wire out of the walls for fast cash?

Given the rickety electrics there, I don't think there's much money to be made with that...

 

[Rabid Northman]

Why do we all know that before they move they'll be stripping copper wire out of the walls for fast cash?

I'm just looking forward to the posts accusing Earl of bobbytrapping the lines when they try and shock themselves.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Just to recap,
-They’ve been begging for money to “expand” the ranch for a while.
-The gofundme stalled.
-There was suddenly a threat to the ranch from ??someone?? And they needed IMMEDIATE help to fortify the place.
-People donated like crazy.
-After purchasing a handful of crappy plates, the threat is completely gone, no where to be seen again, and all of the money is going to the expansions they failed to grift originally.

People didn’t donate so Kevin could have more space for his toys or the ranch could get solar panels, they donated for some unseen threat they claimed to have. How are their supporters this blind?

I just hope they remembered to thank Earl for this bounty they have received.

edit: I wrote this as a joke, but now that I think about it, that's probably exactly what they did. The Trancheros assembled outside, admiring the newly installed solar panels. "Looks good," says Bonnie. "Yep," replies Penny. "Thanks, Earl!" Then they all share a hearty laugh, all except Kevin who won't leave the house and doesn't know anything about any of this until one of the others tweets about it.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Think they're that smart?

Look, if a meth head can figure out that copper sells well, than anyone can.Then again, were talking about a cult of tranny retards here...