Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[JustSomeDong]

It's like a gay, autistic version of the cowboy bebop end cards.

You're gonna carry that gunt those plights.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Pip Squeak]

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That's how we all feel after your photos, Pips.

 

[Drowningman]

How long til she blocks him or one of her friends makes a comment about the ending?

 

[Cilleystring]

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Wow look at Russ here. We know he was still fucked in the head at this time since it is close to the kill list incident, but look at how normal he looks compared to now. Hanging out with friends, cleaner hair, somewhat clean shirt (not sure what that light blue mark is). Many years ago, when he still had a chance of redemption and growing into a somewhat normal adult. So much degradation since then. So many plights.

 

[thismanlies]

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PLEASE YOVANNA, WATCH ME MY VIDEO AND FOLLOW ME BAAAAACK!

PLEEEEASE!

What he's promising: "Here's a fan made video showing the awesome things disabled people can do."
What he's delivering: "Please sit on my face. I may not have any lips but that doesn't mean I won't sue you if you don't."

 

[Carolina Divina]

Okay, first of all, I'm recovering from surgery and can't do anything but sit on my ass with nothing else to do. Secondly, I'm taking Percocet which is probably why this seems like a good idea right now. Lastly, I tried to follow the rhythm of the song but the "Mona Lisa" part really tripped me up so give me a break (see: Percocet).

(@ Andrew Neiman I went back and changed the Taylor/failure part just for you, buddy)

Spoiler

Yo, yo Russell
Do you know that I don’t mean to ruffle
Your, your, your feathers but…
You need to dial back
That thirsty, desperate mindtrip
that you’ll score a 9

I want to thank you, I want to thank you
For giving us the motive to prank you
But when so many people are spoofing you
I don’t know if my words will ever get through

So stop suing
And start woo-hoo-ing
Someone who’s not Taylor
(She was a failure)
Find a 3 or 4, yeah

Yo, yo, Russell!
You, you gotta, you gotta know that you’re not scoring
When you’re just whoring
Yo, yo, Russell!
Man, you gotta stop stalking
These hot Instagram girls ‘cause they’re all still balking
Do you need a clue?
Go dry clean your suit
And wash your hair, too

Yo, yo Russell
You say that if women won’t date you
She hates you
(because your face is stuck)
You’re like a chimichanga
(you’re so full of crap)
It’s correlation versus causation
Then comes civil litigation

I want to thank you, I want to thank you
For giving us the motive to prank you
But when so many people are spoofing you
I don’t know if my words will ever get through

So here’s hoping
That you’ll start coping
It’s just how it is
The “biz”
Is not for you, no

Yo, yo, Russell!
You, you gotta, you gotta know that you’re not scoring
When you’re just whoring
Yo, yo, Russell!
Man, you gotta stop stalking
These hot Instagram girls ‘cause they’re all still balking
Change your attitude
Stop the bullshit, dude
Or you’re really screwed

 

[Blasterisk]

I thought I recognized that font in the intro roll.

 

[Constellationzero]

She probably just did her usual pole dance and got paid more for it than from the drunken slobs at whatever strip club she usually does it at.

I thought she was doing her traditional dance to lure douchey American tourists to Eli Roth's Hostel and got kicked an extra five rubles to dance in the parking lot at Glorious People's Shithole Supermarket Number 32.
I was waiting for a Babushka to photobomb the parking lot as she shuffles her nearly empty shopping cart to her Lada.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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PLEASE YOVANNA, WATCH ME MY VIDEO AND FOLLOW ME BAAAAACK!

PLEEEEASE!

The 'marketing firm' should misname it 'Yo Mama'. People would just click out of curiosity

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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So he got some decent looking Romanian stripper to dance to his song while providing nothing of actual value to it. Granted looking at her shimmy is more entertaining then the song itself but sweet GodBearJesus this is cringe. The fact that she's "acting out" a lot of the lyrics show that no real effort was taken to make a good video.

And of course Pipsqueak needs to make it all about himself and put out how disabled he is. But I do know one thing, that bit where he shows up at the end worked like a cheap jumpscare in a Blumhouse movie. Hey, maybe that's something he should work on next. Go to Hollywood and act as the crazy, unhinged stalker in a movie. He'd be perfect for some cheap Blumhouse cash grab.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

COPYRIGHTED 2021

FTFY.

Scary that I'm learning to speak "Russ."

 

[Easy Peasy]

There's a whole lot to unpack over the last 24 hours of russ lore, so forgive me please, this will probably seem a little disjointed.

1. I made myself laugh hoping that The Law Offices of Based Skordas slid their business card in to Yovannas dm's and just politely said hey girl just in case

2. Thinking about the comments on that Facebook post about the teacher assaulting her student. First of all, bullet to the head. No mercy when it comes to messing with kids. I dont care that it's a woman. Secondly, that first guy saying "hur dur without her glasses, shes hot", is a huge fucking problem. I have a feeling hes the same type of guy to be like nobody takes men seriously. Well when you quantify the situation based on the hotness of the teacher, guess what?
A child was assaulted, he wasnt lucky, he was fucking assaulted.

Sorry.

Anyway, get the restraining order paperwork started now yovanna, dont even give russ any positive attention what so ever

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Secondly, that first guy saying "hur dur without her glasses, shes hot", is a huge fucking problem. I have a feeling hes the same type of guy to be like nobody takes men seriously. Well when you quantify the situation based on the hotness of the teacher, guess what?
A child was assaulted, he wasnt lucky, he was fucking assaulted.

Russ and him are the same, the first thing that comes to mind when they see a woman, regardless of the circumstances, is "would I bang her?"
And then they feel the need to tell everyone publically how they would settle for a child molester.

Pretty sure Russ has commented on articles like these and Russell feels the need to say "why do these attractive women need to molest students when I am a full grown stud right here"
This isn't his first rodeo.

 

[AnOminous]

FTFY.

Scary that I'm learning to speak "Russ."

The dumb fucker is too lazy to use the © symbol. Also, "COPYRIGHTED" is just wrong. A copyright notice should include the word "Copyright," the ©, or the abbreviation Copr. It doesn't legally matter but it makes him look like a gourd-headed retard.

 

[Constellationzero]

(She's not going to fucking date you, Russ. Never gonna happen. You're not a cute kid with leukemia nor a war veteran in a wheelchair. Even if you were, all the good PR in the world wouldn't make her follow you on Instagram, go on a date with you, or even tolerate your presence for any amount of time, never mind suck you your penis)

Do they even call it a date when it's a fan winning a contest or if the celeb goes to visit a kid/elderly person?
Reminder that butternut moves in the brothel circles and "date" most assuredly has a sinister tone when he says it. I can't ever unhear it whenever this mong utters the word. It's just so...wrong and rapey.
And I always worry (like with Erika for example) for girls who are NOT dancers and prostitutes and would have NO IDEA what connotation the word date really has--especially when butternut says it.

Wonder if the Greers have ever told their SPED to quit using that word?

 

[Iron Hamster]

The dumb fucker is too lazy to use the © symbol. Also, "COPYRIGHTED" is just wrong. A copyright notice should include the word "Copyright," the ©, or the abbreviation Copr. It doesn't legally matter but it makes him look like a gourd-headed retard.

It was just a shoutout to Null anyway.

 

[Constellationzero]

I suck at this, but Russell is about as subtle as a fart in an elevator, so I thought I'd help with his representations...

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The dumb fucker is too lazy to use the © symbol. Also, "COPYRIGHTED" is just wrong. A copyright notice should include the word "Copyright," the ©, or the abbreviation Copr. It doesn't legally matter but it makes him look like a gourd-headed retard.

I seriously doubt he paid to have that song copyrighted in the first place. It's more about putting his stamp on it and using that in the event that somebody tries to steal it.

Like anybody would want to steal that song. The melody is simplistic, the lyrics are terrible and sure the Romanian stripper is hotter than anything Pipsqueak would ever have a chance with in a brothel or for real but she's hardly a draw for the video. It's just a flex on his part to make himself seem more successful than he really is.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I seriously doubt he paid to have that song copyrighted in the first place. It's more about putting his stamp on it and using that in the event that somebody tries to steal it.

Like anybody would want to steal that song. The melody is simplistic, the lyrics are terrible and sure the Romanian stripper is hotter than anything Pipsqueak would ever have a chance with in a brothel or for real but she's hardly a draw for the video. It's just a flex on his part to make himself seem more successful than he really is.

He copyrighted it


Edit: This must have costed him at least 45$