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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
They upgraded the panels themselves but did they fix all the issues with the system like the fact that the batteries are invented and in the basement. Or do they think just putting in new panels with magically fix everything.
I'm sure that was done by contractors. It looks to neat and professional to have been trooned
That sort of work needs pretty accurate setting out and the like, which may look simple but really isn't
I mean look at the state of everything else they touch and the half assed job they make around the tranch


Knowing them, probably not at all. If anything this is worse for them as their batteries can't handle it

Well Kevin tweeted they upgraded the batteries and we know they've got the plenty of scambux to throw around atm so maybe they got it all done together

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Big news guys, the solar panels are in. They didn't do the installation so hopefully an actual professional handled it.
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More confirmation Kevin literally never leaves his room.
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I also felt the need to cap this exchange.
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Those panels look too steeply mounted. They're what about 45° (and hopefully on a south facing roof).

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So it looks like they will be close to optimal around Feb and Oct but not very good during the summer or winter.

Most modern systems have 4 position racks that you change for the seasons but those look very fixed.
 
Those panels look too steeply mounted. They're what about 45° (and hopefully on a south facing roof).

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So it looks like they will be close to optimal around Feb and Oct but not very good during the summer or winter.

Most modern systems have 4 position racks that you change for the seasons but those look very fixed.
A bit of a PL but having worked with solar it is not uncommon to fix-mount the panels on the "winter" position as to maximise energy efficiency during the months where less light is available. This is particularly important on thermal solar panels, which will be used for heating a home on Winter, not as critical with PV thou.
 
So are they a ranch or are they a queer ancom commune? They can't seem to make up their minds
Because they want the best of both worlds. They want an ancom commune with free sex, and they also want a ranch with a lot of cute fluffy animals to fuck because, to the Tranchers, liking cute fluffy animals is a stereotypical trait of women- and we all know how desperately the eunuchs want to be seen as women.
 
I was about to be charitable and say they have a "dude ranch", but it might be offensive to call them dudes. 8)
They are dudes in every sense of the word but the good ones, though. They are dudes in that they are city slickers indulging themselves with redneck shit they don't understand, and they are dudes in the sense of being males with XY chromosomes and penises. They are not dudes who abide, though.
I for one cannot wait to see the new battery setup. I'm certain that everything is up to code and 100% safe.
That would depend on whether they hired someone competent to do it or trooned it up themselves.
 
Those panels look too steeply mounted. They're what about 45° (and hopefully on a south facing roof).

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So it looks like they will be close to optimal around Feb and Oct but not very good during the summer or winter.

Most modern systems have 4 position racks that you change for the seasons but those look very fixed.
Why not mount them to the roofs? like a fucking normal person? or is that more expensive than the racks?

I for one cannot wait to see the new battery setup. I'm certain that everything is up to code and 100% safe.
It is indeed the best of transgender queer BIPOC technology around, setup by disabled queer drag queen child sex offender
technicians who are indeed the best in the US
 
Are they going to sheer the alpacas or will they just let them roast and turn into crispy critters when summer comes

No, you fool! This is how they deal with the annual overpopulation issues! Last year, the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch demonstrated their superior ranching knowledge by sheering them right before the winter frost so that some alpaca froze to death.

Unbelievable that you would ever doubt these women.
 
Why not mount them to the roofs? like a fucking normal person? or is that more expensive than the racks?
Mounting to a roof is not ideal even if the roof is southern facing. The point of mounts is to get the panels near an optimum angle and some mounts let you change the angle to account for seasonal change. Most of the the Tranch's southern facing roof area is a stupid dome, so they had limited options.
 
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