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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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Nothing says grassroots anti-capitalism like turning a business that preys on the goodwill of unwitting donors into a full blown Ponzi scheme.
 
Very misleading headline on that AP story:

Ranch becomes haven for queer people in rural Colorado​

Colorado is a very gay-friendly state in general (not just a few urban neighborhoods). http://www.gaycolorado.com/

The whole state is a queer haven really.

More likely to get beat up (or worse) for being queer in such traditional (and high crime) gay venues as San Francisco or New York City.
 
They’re on a tweeting rampage rn holy shit. Here's what they have so far. They also finished it off with plugging etsy and Patreon
Trying to take advantage of the AP article.
 
They upgraded the panels themselves but did they fix all the issues with the system like the fact that the batteries are invented and in the basement. Or do they think just putting in new panels with magically fix everything.
Knowing them, probably not at all. If anything this is worse for them as their batteries can't handle it
 
It's the same article that the denver post used. The AP licensed it from the Post, but weirdly decided not to include the insane pictures of them looking like retards holding guns the incorrect way
Oh, no; nobody has followed up with that local TV news lady and made sure she's safe after she got powder in the mail, per the Tranch, the same as the Tranch did.

I wonder if they're waiting to release the forensics on that powder and the envelope/stamp cancellation until they get the results of the alpaca necropsy.
 
Why do we all know that before they move they'll be stripping copper wire out of the walls for fast cash?

I'm just looking forward to the posts accusing Earl of bobbytrapping the lines when they try and shock themselves.

They'll definitely blame Earl when they suffer copper toxicity because they improperly store the copper wire
 
Those poor, confused ducks, aimlessly wandering around the barren wasteland that is the tranch in search of a body of water to swim around in.
They don't even have the common decency to give em some kiddie pools to just chill in. That's what normal people without a farm pond, marsh, or stream do.
 
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