Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[AnOminous]

At this point I suspect this is all designed to be a sick burn on the Karen Farms. Karen Farms doesn’t like pedophiles and makes fun of mr girl so therefore they have to be in favor of pedophilia to deny us a “win.”

Imagine permanently branding yourself the most disgusting and hated of all sex predators and thinking that's a win.

 

[Berrakh]

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He's still constantly arguing with people about the mr girl shit, not sure if anyone has seen this yet.

He will always be the unpopular kid. Never able to let a friend go. Never able to disregard his image if it's more trouble than it's worth.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He will always be the unpopular kid. Never able to let a friend go. Never able to disregard his image if it's more trouble than it's worth.

And never able to STFU or stop digging. Because if he does that, he’s afraid his detractors will think they’ve “won.” (Which they have, just by virtue of not being Dax Herrera.)

 

[Never Scored]

I think a lot of what has happened to guys like Dick, Reilly, Gator and Ralph is the internet is basically like a schoolyard where everyone makes fun of the retarded kids. Maybe they were always a little retarded, but they made fun of the kids that are much more retarded than they are like Mundane Matt, Maddox and Chris the Kiwi and everyone laughed with them. Well, those kids that are more retarded than Dick and Ralph have been run off, plus more shit about their personal lives has surfaced and they're more retarded than we thought, so Dick & Ralph & Co are the retarded kids now.

 

[soy_king]

The last time I laughed my ass off was Chris the Kiwi’s beat down of Stove, which I think was summer of 2019. At the time, Dax was rapidly becoming unfunny but his wack pack had potential to carry his water. Instead he squandered its potential. Shortly after that was his fallout with Asterios and then the MintSalad debacle. The rest is history.

The last time I laughed my ass off was when Chris the Kiwi got catfished by "Yuki." It's been pretty much downhill from there.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

The last time I laughed my ass off was when Chris the Kiwi got catfished by "Yuki." It's been pretty much downhill from there.

Kiwi Chris is a beautiful creature, and I wish him the best in his future endeavors.
Last episode's call in with the Aussie was pretty fun too, though mainly because of the chill, stoned Australian voice describing complete insanity without changing tone cracked me up.

 

[Pissmaster]

Well.

At this point, I'm expecting a two hour long discussion about how Gary Glitter did nothing wrong by the end of the year.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

New Episode Today.
Drugs are good for creatively, for like 5 minutes. Sean says if you need drugs to be creative, you aren’t creative. The McMuffin with sausage is the best breakfast sandwich ever made by fast food, all stores are out to fuck you, roll the intro music.
The dog has a cough, the vet really wants an X-ray for no reason. The Raiders are doing stupid shit again, I am sneed and so can you. Dick doesn’t blame the Left for things, he blames the ‘Wierd Left’ who all they want is control. It’s just zealots who take things over like they always have. The police will be run like colleges are, because of the zealots. A lot of talking about police, we all know this.
Some news about the English “People”, misogyny may now be a crime. Some more talk about fat people, lol fat not have sex with sneed. You can’t out-argue the sociopaths who write laws, it will never work. Some stats for you on guns, no one knows what is actually happening out in the world. Sean would kill himself by stepping in front of a train, pour one out in memory of a great man who did the same thing.
V A C C I N E T A L K
A guy sent Dick a recording of Ontario’s kid’s gender studies. Holy. Shit. The kids are 12, and the sub knows them from the QUEER STRAIGHT ALLIANCE. But remember, nothing’s being pushed on your kids. There’s no audio, but the email relates the story very well. It’s a like reading a Tumblr blog. Then a video plays of an old guy being corrected on pronouns and being called silly.
More police talk, news chick calls in, she is literally just a pair of tits on screen to boil down the news experience to its purest form. News you can find on AnH, blah blah blah. Side note, Sean played golf with Bruce Jenner and some baseball player named Garvey. Some advice, an erotic story from a real man about a botched threesome, not worth recounting but Sean thinks half Asian women are some of the most beautiful on earth. Based, he’s old school.
Some more letters, some rages, and Mr. Girl calls in.

He says he’s not a pedo, that people for some red think he’s a pedo, so he’ll joke about it. They talk about Cuties, Dick never saw it, and Dick says it’s a “woman’s thing” and that men are actually the problem there. Also, how it’s probably not made for pedos because it wouldn’t make much money, disregarding the audition tape angle. Mr. Girl says the girls were hot, and in fairness Dick says that’s why people are after him. Some talk about MJ, about how pedos are a special kind of crazy,
Dick says that a lot of this pedohate on Twitter and such is mainly performance to virtue signal, which I understand to a point, but the issue with it is that they weren’t drawn this time and you are blind if you can’t see how there’s a lot of weird shit being pushed by the powers that be.
Back to Mr. Girl, he says children are safer than they’ve ever been which is true, but this dude is just hitting my alarm buttons. He sounds moist.
His mother was a lesbian, grew up being taught gender shit, but he can’t grasp the TQ of ‘if gender isn’t real why are you the other one’ and goes off in the weeds on that. Some jerking of about Free Speech that we have all heard, some more talk about police, they say it was nice to talk to each other and Mr. Girl leaves.
Voicemails, see you next Tuesday.

 

[quickthrowaway]

Vito calling in from last week got uploaded to youtube.

And he is all over the comments. What a fucking loser.

Dick says that a lot of this pedohate on Twitter and such is mainly performance to virtue signal, which I understand to a point, but the issue with it is that they weren’t drawn this time and you are blind if you can’t see how there’s a lot of weird shit being pushed by the powers that be.

What's funny is that Dick brings up this theory almost immediately as soon as MrGirl brought up Michael Jackson. So I think Dick's theory is correct to a degree, he's just too much of a retard to see when it happens literally right in front of him. As you said this MrGirl guy sounds off all kinds of alarms.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Vito calling in from last week got uploaded to youtube.

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And he is all over the comments. What a fucking loser.

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What's funny is that Dick brings up this theory almost immediately as soon as MrGirl brought up Michael Jackson. So I think Dick's theory is correct to a degree, he's just too much of a retard to see when it happens literally right in front of him. As you said this MrGirl guy sounds off all kinds of alarms.

I get Dick's point on the basic level. Saying how much you hate pedophiles and how they all deserve death and blah blah blah blah doesn't actually do anything to stop pedophilia, but there's a big difference between spamming the chat with 'wall' comments and actually having a discussion about how there is an uncomfortable amount of pedos in a bunch of different places.
I kind of blame Metokur for this, he did the whole 'wall' gags but he also did his fucking research and laid bare how much weird stuff was going on, but people just took the former and ran with it.
Back to the show, I don't know much about Mr. Girl but I don't like him, he sounds like a TTS pretending to be human.

 

[Pissmaster]

I get Dick's point on the basic level. Saying how much you hate pedophiles and how they all deserve death and blah blah blah blah doesn't actually do anything to stop pedophilia, but there's a big difference between spamming the chat with 'wall' comments and actually having a discussion about how there is an uncomfortable amount of pedos in a bunch of different places.

You just can't stop it because it's a severe mental illness, and in this day and age where every other mental illness is worn like a badge of honor, it's an especially uncomfortable situation.

Of all the hills Dick could die on, why the fuck this one? Oh yeah, because he just can't handle his audience revolting against any of his opinions. He was already getting crap for Digibro's thing about lolicon, and then Cuties happened within a month, and now he's in a spiral of doubling down.

Shit, if this were all going on during the lolsuit, Metal Jess probably would have been able to get Marie fired and barred from ever working with children by just pointing to a few recent podcast clips.

 

[Chris Mclean]

Also, how it’s probably not made for pedos because it wouldn’t make much money,

What a fucking cope. Do mrgirl/dick think the people pushing this pedo sexual identiy shit gives a fuck if it makes money? Same with the sjw starwars and other media. Money is not a goal for these people, its an aftertought first and foremost its about messaging and propaganda.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

What a fucking cope. Do mrgirl/dick think the people pushing this pedo sexual identiy shit gives a fuck if it makes money? Same with the sjw starwars and other media. Money is not a goal for these people, its an aftertought first and foremost its about messaging and propaganda.

Once you look at media through the view of ‘propaganda’ rather than ‘product’, some things start to make more sense.
There is still stuff being made to sell, but not everything.

 

[Pissmaster]

Once you look at media through the view of ‘propaganda’ rather than ‘product’, some things start to make more sense.
There is still stuff being made to sell, but not everything.

I'd guess not much, at this point. Remember a couple of years ago when Gillette put out that one ad about toxic masculinity and so many people swore to never buy Gillette again? If you want to keep your money out of their parent company's hands, here are all the brands you have to avoid:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Procter_%26_Gamble_brands

A giant like Netflix could probably put out anything they want at this point, and not suffer for it.

Back to the show, I don't know much about Mr. Girl but I don't like him, he sounds like a TTS pretending to be human.

Here you go: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/max-karson-mrgirl.76422

Before Cuties, he had a number of weird sexual things he had done, and I guess he likes to beat up his girlfriends. I think he might be a legitimate, actual sociopath.

 

[Clark_Ashton]

Once you look at media through the view of ‘propaganda’ rather than ‘product’, some things start to make more sense.
There is still stuff being made to sell, but not everything.

With the transition from capitalism to financiarism, selling a product is no longer the goal, because selling a product is not what's bringing real money anymore. Selling shares of your company is the goal. And in order to do that you have to comply to the ideologies of the possessing class. Amazon doesn't make any profit, Google doesn't make any profit... but because they have a virtual monopoly, people are buying shares of their companies. The fact that the masses like or not their product is no longer relevant.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I'd guess not much, at this point. Remember a couple of years ago when Gillette put out that one ad about toxic masculinity and so many people swore to never buy Gillette again? If you want to keep your money out of their parent company's hands, here are all the brands you have to avoid:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Procter_%26_Gamble_brands

A giant like Netflix could probably put out anything they want at this point, and not suffer for it.


Here you go: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/max-karson-mrgirl.76422

Before Cuties, he had a number of weird sexual things he had done, and I guess he likes to beat up his girlfriends. I think he might be a legitimate, actual sociopath.

I meant that I knew about him, but didn’t really follow his thread. He did say some stuff about his girlfriends that was a bit odd, but that’s kind of overshadowed by everything else.
But yeah, for my first time hearing him after the Cuties review, that boy ain’t right.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

He says he’s not a pedo, that people for some red think he’s a pedo, so he’ll joke about it. They talk about Cuties, Dick never saw it, and Dick says it’s a “woman’s thing” and that men are actually the problem there. Also, how it’s probably not made for pedos because it wouldn’t make much money, disregarding the audition tape angle. Mr. Girl says the girls were hot, and in fairness Dick says that’s why people are after him

So Basically Mr. Girl says he isn't a pedophile but he was unironically sexually attracted to underage girls in a movie most likely made for pedos.
Where is the satire here? His cuties review wasn't a joke, He is sexually attracted to underage girls.
Dax can't claim to not know any better either. I get the whole getting tired of everyone trying to smear everyone they don't like as a pedo and that the constant think of the kids fear of pedophiles targeting YOUR children is annoying... but what else do you call an adult who is sexually attracted to kids by his own admission and not as a joke?

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[Neko GF]

Diddler Dax X Max Karson (mrgirl):

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[Berrakh]

So Basically Mr. Girl says he isn't a pedophile but he was unironically sexually attracted to underage girls in a movie most likely made for pedos.
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I like how the guy asking why he has pictures of underaged girl feet was downvoted.

 

[Pissmaster]

You know, a while ago, Dax mentioned something about how in L.A., so many jokes were just totally off-limits now, but pedophile jokes somehow weren't. I really wish I had timestamped that, because it explains his weird turn towards pedophilia as his new MABTW. He's still too cowardly to piss off the retards in L.A., despite being banned for life from UCB thanks to Maddox, but he still wants to be edgy, so he takes the safest possible route for where he lives. I guess it's that important to him to be accepted there, despite how even associating with an open pedophile is career suicide in the rest of the world, and how his live-in girlfriend is an elementary school teacher.

But like, shit, man, you just can't be an edgi edgi boi when you still go "WOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHH!" and have Sean censor your callers whenever they say "faggot". Even Cum Town and YMS freely say that on their podcasts.