Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[TurdFondler]

The whole thing is baffling. Like, Yovanna KNOWS she's hot, she's made a career of it. She doesn't need some sped telling her. It's like Russ imagines her as some mousey deeply insecure girl but he can see her inner beauty or some shit.

And even if that were the case, why would you cast another girl in the video??

 

[Pee Cola]

I thought I'd try ripping and reuploading "Yo, Yovanna!" to YouTube. I was expecting a copyright strike, but it looks like it's just a content match.

 

[CWCissey]

The music video part makes way more sense if "Yovanna" is replaced with "Svetlana" and "Dominican" is replaced with "Ukranian". It's still fucking ridiculous, but I wouldn't expect any less from Russhole.

Yo, Svetlana!
I'm gonna invade ya like the Russians!
Yo, Svetlana!
With a small force that no-one will notice!
Yo, Svetlana!
NATO ain't gonna sanction my love!

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Can Russ avoid cancel culture?

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So he admits it, he knows a Latina would fit better, he didn't bother to get someone else because it would take more time and cost more money.

And here's a valuable lesson Russ and it applies to the rest of what you say; just because YOU don't mean any disrespect and insensitivity doesn't make what you say not disrespectful and insensitive. You've done it frequently when you make snide comments to girls like "guess I am not a nice guy to you, but I am" or "I guess you hate the disabled", you've always brushed people off as being to sensitive to those comments when in reality they were always disrespectful, you just deny it.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Ahem



Yo Yo Yovanna
Do you know I'm short like a hobbit?
You make me feel tall...
Your smile's my precious,
What's taters, precious?
You make me feel like a brace of coneys, a dead rabbit, dag nabbit

I wanna thank you when I spank "Russell 2"
When your skin's grey every colored person outranks you...
But with 5 million hairs inside my nose
And my fingers that look and smell like toes,
Here's hoping...
That your legs start opening...
When you hear this very public persuasion,
(And I get off probation)

Yo yovanna you gotta you gotta
Steady my slurping, Martinellis gets me burpin',
Yo yovanna do you wanna stop ignoring?
Cause 5iverr and Dennis Hoff's girls taught me ladies never stop that whoring...
"You keep being you", Have you heard of a platitude? I have a shitty attitude, tried to escape my past by changing my latitude

Un hijo de puta Yovanna
You you you're like the corn syrup goodness of Colossal Crunch,
You have that Malt-O-Meal vibe...
You're like an Echidna
I want my red knuckles inside ya,
Slowly climb your walls...
Your smile's like an enchilada,
I wanna add my extra sauce to ya,
Do you come with pico de gallo?
Watch me eat like a gringo,
Well really more like a hagfish, I absorb mocha through my skin,
Wanna feel my osmosis?
Im the grossest,
A choking baby bird...
Picasso would reject my face...

I wanna thank me, I wanna thank me,
For saving all these nickels by wanking...
But with 5 million thirst-tards that spank to you,
My HH Holmes face might never get through,
So here's hoping...
...that you've got a fairly small opening,
And you wear a lobster bib...

Yo yovanna, You you gotta You gotta
Buy some mace, cuz I got a scary face...
Yo yovanna, Do you Do you wanna
Return my follow?
Cuz I'm an underestimated fellow...
You keep being vain,
I'll stay scared of air-o-planes...

Yo yovanna I just wanna say thank you,
For being hot, you got me caught, abusing "Lil' Russ"...(by my landlord)

Yo yovanna you gotta you gotta
Get a restraining order
Make a run for the border,
I wanna ring your Taco Bell...

You keep being you, I'll keep being a hobbit.

This song's a gift.
I didn't even mention Taylor...whoops.

 

[Hamsteroid]

If I was Russel Greer, I would go to Yovannas house, stand in her garden shout her and play this song on a boombox with it lifted over my head.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

I think most of us have been in bad situations before. Living in places you didn't like, having a job you didn't like, not having enough money, etc. I will never get over the fact that this is Russell's way of trying to solve those problems and that he still hasn't figured out that it won't work.

When it comes to Russ getting a girlfriend, he makes me think of "The Monkey's Paw." He wished for a prestigious career. What woman wouldn't drop to their knees for a high powered attorney paralegal? He wanted an adoring fanbase. We're here, my friend. When he finally gets a girlfriend, some woman who actually responds to his "wooing" attempts... I can only imagine it will be some kind of cross between Nurse Ratched and a Lovecraftian abomination. All I can say is that if it ever happens I truly hope that they deserve each other.

 

[Anstiv]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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Every woman on this planet should be entitled to a restraining order against Russel Greer before he starts stalking them.

How the fuck does Russel think this will fly, pitching a song to studios where he openly states it's about a woman he's obsessed with? They'll take 30 seconds to google his name and realize he's an obsessive stalker and then throw him out.

Maybe he knows this, and his victim complex is so huge that he seeks this out so he can go jerk off his pipsqueak dick afterwards.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Russ's DIY marketing continues to go as well as expected.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Johanna > Yovanna

 

[Pip Squeak]

All but one of his link posts have been deleted on Reddit. The one remaining has zero karma and two comments about how bad it is. Most deletions are simple rule breaks, account too new etc.

Replies to his one comment link is about the awfulness of the song, the racism, the thinly veiled reason for making it and how it's not about body positivity. He's also been outed. Pertinent to his court case, there is no information about what a cunt he is said to come from kiwi farms. It's a general 'google' thing. Even so, no fucker said, "This was the best thing I ever heard until I googled you and now it's crap."

I think it's also interesting that he didn't want to post on any of his previously outed accounts, almost like his past comes to haunt him with or without the farms.

I so wish we could see him losing it right now, now is about the time he'd be expecting Yovanna to be banging his door down begging him to take her there on the doorstep.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

IIRC there really hasn't been any changes to how doctors try to treat Moebius since Russ had his surgery. They take a nerve from elsewhere in the patient's body and try to use it to replace the cranial nerve that doesn't work. Sometimes it's successful, sometimes it isn't, and if it didn't work the first time then they don't try again because it's likely not going to work ever. Russ also went through speech therapy growing up and learned American Sign Language, but he has since refused to use ASL ever again.

It was also mentioned that one of the key components to ASL is facial gestures. Factor in how his hands are misshapen, his ASL looks exactly how he talks. Many people mentioned that even with signing, his message still sounds sped-y.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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No. Just no. This is honestly the first time I've actually listened to crusty Rusty's "music". This is some AI randomly generated sounding shit. Fuck this creepy sex pest. Fuck this video. I pray to any deity that will listen that a scorpion crawls into his cum drenched apartment and stings the fucker to death because I just can't even anymore.

 

[Pip Squeak]

No. Just no. This is honestly the first time I've actually listened to crusty Rusty's "music". This is some AI randomly generated sounding shit. Fuck this creepy sex pest. Fuck this video. I pray to any deity that will listen that a scorpion crawls into his cum drenched apartment and stings the fucker to death because I just can't even anymore.

No word of a lie, this is leaps ahead of his usual shite. It's the best he's managed by a long, long way. This because Russ wrote the hilarious lyrics and browsed for desperate people to do the rest on Fiver.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

No word of a lie, this is leaps ahead of his usual shite. It's the best he's managed by a long, long way. This because Russ wrote the hilarious lyrics and browsed for desperate people to do the rest on Fiver.

Personally, I'm a fan of "I Don't Get You Taylor Swift," but that might just be because of @The Great Citracett 's phenomenal video for it.

All but one of his link posts have been deleted on Reddit. The one remaining has zero karma and two comments about how bad it is. Most deletions are simple rule breaks, account too new etc.

Replies to his one comment link is about the awfulness of the song, the racism, the thinly veiled reason for making it and how it's not about body positivity. He's also been outed. Pertinent to his court case, there is no information about what a cunt he is said to come from kiwi farms. It's a general 'google' thing. Even so, no fucker said, "This was the best thing I ever heard until I googled you and now it's crap."

I think it's also interesting that he didn't want to post on any of his previously outed accounts, almost like his past comes to haunt him with or without the farms.

I so wish we could see him losing it right now, now is about the time he'd be expecting Yovanna to be banging his door down begging him to take her there on the doorstep.

It's funny that he keeps making these new accounts, because he can't help but post his real name all over everything. Heaven forfend he not get the credit he's due, after all.

 

[Anstiv]

making a song like this isn't very expensive
a couple hundred bucks to a production company and singer to make the song, another couple hundred (i think her price if 250) to the fiverr girl to do a little dance video

Yeah there are a considerable number of super egotistical people who hire studios to produce songs becuase they think they have the next big thing. Particularly white teenage girls with upper middle class parents. There are music studios whose sole purpose is basically just to make money off these people.

The thing is, when you have an actually trained composer and performer and recording engineer, they can produce something of Russel Greer's "quality" and up to his standards in a half hour to an hour. They take a look at the lead sheet and perform, one take, maybe two at most. Do some basic mixing and balancing. Then they charge $500 to the idiot who thinks their music will be the next "hot thing".

Do this for 8 hours a day and you rack in a nice chunk of change off these retards. And because they're so egotistical, you have a near guarantee that they'll return to do business with you further in the future. Like Russel said, he wants to do "50 songs".

 

[Pip Squeak]

Personally, I'm a fan of "I Don't Get You Taylor Swift," but that might just be because of @The Great Citracett 's phenomenal video for it.

It's funny that he keeps making these new accounts, because he can't help but post his real name all over everything. Heaven forfend he not get the credit he's due, after all.

Has the Looks of Heidi Klum is my favourite, it actually, proper hurts way before he starts a"singing".

The anon account thing is a weird thought process. Like, he's shocked when people click the link and see, "HEY IT'S ME RUSSELL GREER. RUSSELL GREER IS WHO I AM. IT'S MEEEEE." Then people see the fucked up shit he's done because he told everyone every minute, embarrassing detail of his every last failure.

 

[Umaibae]

"i have immense resoect for chocolate" is my favorite greer quote now

“I have more respect for chocolate than I do for women”

 

[Consider Lizärds]

Russ's DIY marketing continues to go as well as expected.

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If only he had the help of a social media influender.

 

[CWCissey]

To be honest, I'm having more fun trying to work out where this was filmed...

I'm going to guess somewhere in the Czech Republic.