Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

Jim is such an amateur wrestler he almost fucked up this woman's spine.
see how she's landed on her upper back and goes limp. If you saw the clips I posted before she was used to waving her arms around and calling it wrestling. Jim is such a sperg he forgot that wrestlers aren't meant to try to cripple their opponents.
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Jesus fucking Christ, I don't think that woman was ready for that chokeslam.

Female wrestlers usually just throw the opponent backwards (while the opponent jumps), maybe point them down, and let gravity to the work. She definitely jumped there, but Jim wasn't supposed to push her like that. A professional might have dealt with the extra force a little better, but still... that's a man's chokeslam.

If anyone wants to see what True and Honest Women can do to Actual Women, just show them that gif.
 
Jim is such an amateur wrestler he almost fucked up this woman's spine.
see how she's landed on her upper back and goes limp. If you saw the clips I posted before she was used to waving her arms around and calling it wrestling. Jim is such a sperg he forgot that wrestlers aren't meant to try to cripple their opponents.
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When he lifted her that was rehearsed, but then you can see he's legit slamming her into the ground holy fuck. Inb4 Jim trooning out is just an elaborate ploy to get away with smacking shit out of women
 
The height and weight difference between them alone makes that unsafe. Would even the shittiest wrestling promo let that match fly when it's a man vs. a woman?


If you had 2 experienced workers then they could keep eachother safe despite the differences. But what you have here is an untrained fat man who has no idea how to actually do moves that protect your opponent, so is just throwing her into the mat.
 
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This video is literally fucking bitching for 20 minutes about the fact Lego is making a luigi edition for the fucking Mario board game sets they've got out there. Jim's spinning it as "evil capitalist brainwashing of children" when it's literally just a fucking electronic figure that you put on the pipe and then hop across a fucking board made of lego with optional expansion sets. You don't even need the fucking mario unless you want to use the board game functions, but that's the whole gimmick here. It's literally the same shit as other board games that have additional expansion packs but it's LEGO this time so it has more of a reason to be 20 dollars. There was an easter egg in the game where mario would occasionally call out for his brother but mario does this shit even in things luigi doesn't show up in. People theorized for a while it was because they were going to eventually announce a Luigi, and maybe that was the intent, but if it was, what the fuck is the problem with adding a cheeky teaser? Can easter eggs or secret arg-ish teasers for shit no longer be a thing because "CAPITALISM IS COMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN"? God damn he keeps stooping lower and lower lmao.

Also, fuck you Jim He-man is fucking great.
 
I will now attempt to divine the content of the latest JQ without watching; going by the title and thumbnail alone....

2-3 minute wrestling pre-amble literally no one cares about, followed by a bunch of whinging about capitalism and Helen Lovejoy-esque pearl clutching about the poor impressionable children??
Are you sure you aren't psychic?
 
But somehow being a tranny as a kid is fine according to Jim
"Getting kids addicted to titty skittles, turning them into lifelong dependents of Big Pharma is absolutely fine because they're 'living their truth'. Capitalism still bad though." - Jim Sterling, owner of several hundred dollars-worth of Boglins
 
I don't know why Jim is having such a pearl-clutching reaction over LEGO Mario calling out for Luigi, like this shit isn't new with electric toys back in the 2000s lol

Tamagotchi? Cube World? Skylanders? (I know he briefly mentioned amiibos) Why the fuck is he suddenly saying "hmm this is kinda fucked up" and getting worked up over this

He doesn't even talk about the toy all that much, just uses it as a springing off point as to why the game industry is shit, which he is not wrong, but as always, he got the wrong ideals out of it

Also, fuck you Jim He-man is fucking great.
He said he liked it as a kid, but imho he's not wrong on that either, it's shit

And the whole She-Ra reboot backlash on here, made me realize that lol

But to be fair, I'm a zoomer
 
Jim is such an amateur wrestler he almost fucked up this woman's spine.
see how she's landed on her upper back and goes limp. If you saw the clips I posted before she was used to waving her arms around and calling it wrestling. Jim is such a sperg he forgot that wrestlers aren't meant to try to cripple their opponents.
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All i see is two brave and stunning female wrestlers having an egalitarian match. Carry on.
 
All i see is two brave and stunning female wrestlers having an egalitarian match. Carry on.
By my count it's 3-and-a-half wrestlers, comparing Jim's height and weight against hers. Thank god wrestling is fake because if Jim was actually trying to strike or hold her into submission he'd kill her by accident. He almost does anyways lmao
 
Jim's match was broadcast by GoProWrestling on April 25 (archive.ph). They start entering the ring around 3:46:09. Here's a clip of the fight.

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A complete archive of the whole stream is available here.
Honestly this trailer park ambience gives me the sense that they are all gonna go on a crack smoking binge and start 'bug chasing' after the show.
 
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