Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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It's not a treat, he's counting a whole bag of theater butter popcorn as a "treat" even though gorging on it goes against Type II diabetic diets.
That's what I thought, if it was a "popcorn treat" (there's a reason why he's extremely vague about this) it would be something small like a popcorn ball (I've only personally seen these sold closer to Holloween and are even worse than regular popcorn at lou's normal eating sizes) or those chip-bags of popcorn that are sold practically everywhere.
 
Lou has set his sights on a new shiny. This time, it's a pair of AirPods.
I never understood the appeal of AirPods. There are so many headphones that are built to last, have great sound quality, and are also CHEAPER than AirPods. I have had my current pair of headphones (not earbuds) for almost two years and it is still in great condition, and I expect them to last for a while. Plus, they were cheaper than AirPods. Sure, headphones aren't really as portable as earbuds, but that shouldn't be an issue for a NEET like Lou.
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Lou has set his sights on a new shiny. This time, it's a pair of AirPods.
I never understood the appeal of AirPods. There are so many headphones that are built to last, have great sound quality, and are also CHEAPER than AirPods. I have had my current pair of headphones (not earbuds) for almost two years and it is still in great condition, and I expect them to last for a while. Plus, they were cheaper than AirPods. Sure, headphones aren't really as portable as earbuds, but that shouldn't be an issue for a NEET like Lou.
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Doesn't he already have a pair of airpods, or is this not him?
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It’s not even like there aren’t cheaper wireless earbuds, can’t he just buy a pair of Raycons or whatever?
I'm just gonna throw this out there (again)...
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He is obsessed with Apple products even though he constantly back-and-forths between platforms because he's an OCD shopping addict who is fat and with whom I would not have sex.
 
Lou has set his sights on a new shiny. This time, it's a pair of AirPods.
I never understood the appeal of AirPods. There are so many headphones that are built to last, have great sound quality, and are also CHEAPER than AirPods. I have had my current pair of headphones (not earbuds) for almost two years and it is still in great condition, and I expect them to last for a while. Plus, they were cheaper than AirPods. Sure, headphones aren't really as portable as earbuds, but that shouldn't be an issue for a NEET like Lou.
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edit: excuse me I am literally blind and am late. disregard; i suck cocks.
 
He states his intended use of the airpods is to "help" with phone calls and siri reading out text messages - which I'm sure is totally not a once in a blue moon occurrence (it's a lot easier to complain on twitter and through tech support chat than to actually call up *gasp* and talk to someone!) and "general listening" (too much of an uncultured slob for even music). So he has absolutely no purpose for them whatsoever. Go it.

Also, what the actual fuck Lou.
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Doesn't he already have a pair of airpods, or is this not him?
Worse - someone else a few pages ago pointed out he had both Gen 1 and Gen 2 airpods. But these are Gen 3, so he has to have them. Do the other ones work? Most likely, and while he might have made noises about selling them, again, he always puts so many restrictions on a purchaser and lists items too high to actually get to sell them. If he ever does get money for any of his tech, it's likely through him lying to Amazon/Apple/whomever to abuse their return policy. But I suspect instead he generally just throws them in a corner and forgets about them.

He only ever wants the newest shiny, and because he doesn't work for a cent he has he doesn't give a shit about all the things he buys once he has them. I'm certain he has a genuine shopping addiction, which is even funnier because his brother's also an addict, to hard drugs even, but at least has tried to get help for it and is easily a more productive member of society than Lou is. I'm also certain he has easily double-figures worth of electronics that overlap in purposes - pads, laptops, PCs, consoles, at least one Switch, etc. - just lying about. We know from his own words that he has bought that many in the last year alone, and I completely doubt that he's sold even one, and that he regards any that he's allegedly 'gifted' the rest of the family as still his and they're just borrowing it.

I mean, he's addicted to more than shopping. But it's clear he has problems with self-control, and I think he genuinely lives for the constant arrival of new goodies for that hit of dopamine. He certainly chases the dragon hard on Twitter, but it's really the temporary acquisition of shinies and filling his fat gob with shit that will kill him that comes anywhere near filling the gaping void that lives where his personality should be.
 
I never understood the appeal of AirPods.
Status symbol / group signalling. It's why you'll see people who can't afford better or otherwise pick them up even when they obviously shouldn't - like the guy who lives in a rotting mobile home but has a kickin' car.

The thing that fascinates me about this, though, is who Lou is trying to signal to with this shit. It can't look good for the grift that he's buying shitty, built-to-break luxury items. He has no-one in his life that could possibly be impressed by it: his immediate family realize it's not a reflection of success, and he doesn't actually meet or socialize with anyone around him. There are no opportunities for him to flex these items.

So he has to either genuinely think that more money = more better... or he's getting a sense of 'success' purely from himself in buying these things. I know he buys the shit because 'ooh shiny,' but that he picks the most needlessly expensive of the shinies to lust after speaks to something.
 
Lost in the shuffle of him buying his third set of AirPods, he's selling his apple pencil (again) that he begged for a month ago. I guess learning drawing and those art commissions, so he can "earn his own money," are no longer his plan. Until next month, when he begs for another apple pencil for him to learn art and doing commissions. This is the 4th pencil stylus he is on?

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That's what I thought, if it was a "popcorn treat" (there's a reason why he's extremely vague about this) it would be something small like a popcorn ball (I've only personally seen these sold closer to Holloween and are even worse than regular popcorn at lou's normal eating sizes) or those chip-bags of popcorn that are sold practically everywhere.
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https://twitter.com/troothqueen/status/1387064941123940359 | https://archive.md/Yx3ml (archived 3 hours ago but not posted here, which always makes me wonder)

Your interpretations welcome. Mine: Lou said he needs people to give him money to buy Airpods, figuring that this group of people engaged in a fun activity would be easy marks because they hadn't kicked him out yet. Attempting to be helpful, someone mentioned that Raycon makes great wireless earbuds for half the price of Apple's, so he'd have to raise less money if he went in that direction. Cue chimpout.
 
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