Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

>I would love for you to come have dinner with me in Las Vegas
If I didn't know Russ, I would assume that this was a self-deprecatory inside joke just for KF and people like us. He truly has zero self-awareness.

Ms. Ventura's best course of action would be to simply ignore Russ. However, part of me hopes she instead slaps him with a cease and desist order from trying to contact her. The resultant meltdown would be spectacular.

 

[Walking Clock]

I think Russ’ aversion to alcohol might be due to the fact that he can’t handle the effects or doesn’t like how it makes him feel, in addition to him probably not liking the taste given his child like palate.

Drinking is also often quite social, and Russ has had no friends for years, and given how ashamed he is of his condition, I can’t imagine him being comfortable enough to try drinking in a public space, especially if he’d be around other guys successfully picking up women when he can’t.
I’m sure being raised Mormon is also part of it, but these might be factors as well.

Also, I’m seeing a lot of new avatars and usernames. Whether you’re a longtime lurker or new to this thread or forum, I bid you welcome.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I think Russ’ aversion to alcohol might be due to the fact that he can’t handle the effects or doesn’t like how it makes him feel, in addition to him probably not liking the taste given his child like palate.

Drinking is also often quite social, and Russ has had no friends for years, and given how ashamed he is of his condition, I can’t imagine him being comfortable enough to try drinking in a public space, especially if he’d be around other guys successfully picking up women when he can’t.
I’m sure being raised Mormon is also part of it, but these might be factors as well.

Also, I’m seeing a lot of new avatars and usernames. Whether you’re a longtime lurker or new to this thread or forum, I bid you welcome.

Most of the drink would be running down his face onto the front of his shirt.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Why does he always look so greasy in videos? Is he afraid to shower cause he might drown?

 

[Constellationzero]

I love how every song he writes has to include a reference to the fact that he wrote a song to get the attention of someone he finds attractive.

Don't forget the "I'm not trying to sound creepy" line in the Kylie Jenner tard jingle. Which means totally creepy.

https://soundcloud.com/russellgreer25

 

[Pip Squeak]

Why does he always look so greasy in videos? Is he afraid to shower cause he might drown?

That's just all the studly leaking through his pores.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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Can a nigga even blink?

 

[kartana]

Can a nigga even blink?

He's said before that his eyelids don't close all the way because of the Moebius.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

The whole thing is baffling. Like, Yovanna KNOWS she's hot, she's made a career of it. She doesn't need some sped telling her. It's like Russ imagines her as some mousey deeply insecure girl but he can see her inner beauty or some shit.

And even if that were the case, why would you cast another girl in the video??

Autistic lack of theory of mind and narcissistic secret inadequacy. He projects his own unloved status onto these girls. That and/or his conservative religious parents told him at least once something like "that girl doesn't respect herself, dressing like that" upon seeing some sexily-dressed woman.

Or they listened to it and found it offensive enough that they told him to go fuck himself.

Paralysis isn't the only thing preventing Russ from keeping his mouth shut. It'd take a personality transplant to really fix the damage in his head.

I don't expect that post to stay up for very long.
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Or the other way around. If they had the nerve to suggest that using a Mexican dish to symbolize a Dominican girl was in any way a questionable choice, he probably blew up at them.

She’s in Bulgaria. He probably doesn’t even know her (real) name. She can block him and forget he ever existed, if she hasn’t already.

Russ can't even sue people successfully in his home country. An international lawsuit is completely out of his league, and even he knows it. I mean, there's no way that his shitty substandard paralegal training had even a single class on international law.

And let me tell you, the last time that happened, Mighty Cthulhu was rather annoyed Russ woke him up.

Ah, so that's why humanity has been cast screaming into Clown World.

I think Russ’ aversion to alcohol might be due to the fact that he can’t handle the effects or doesn’t like how it makes him feel, in addition to him probably not liking the taste given his child like palate.

Drinking is also often quite social, and Russ has had no friends for years, and given how ashamed he is of his condition, I can’t imagine him being comfortable enough to try drinking in a public space, especially if he’d be around other guys successfully picking up women when he can’t.
I’m sure being raised Mormon is also part of it, but these might be factors as well.

Also, I’m seeing a lot of new avatars and usernames. Whether you’re a longtime lurker or new to this thread or forum, I bid you welcome.

The inability to handle the taste of alcohol is common in autistic people and is just one more piece of evidence that Russ is actually autistic. Besides the already-mentioned Mormon upbringing, and the fact that he's hard enough to understand sober let alone drunk, his posture is so awkward that drinking would probably make him even clumsier than most drunks. I bet his diseased malformed body can't handle alcohol very well either. He's probably a total lightweight. If he ever tried drinking past the first drink it was probably a memorable disaster he never wants to repeat.

Why does he always look so greasy in videos? Is he afraid to shower cause he might drown?

I've heard it said that domestic turkeys are so stupid that they will literally drown when it rains as they stare up into the sky with their beaks open. Now I can't help but wonder if Russ's parents have heard this too and accidentally managed to inspire Russ with a fear of showering as a result.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

I got real freaked out thinking that I had written this and completely forgotten. May your tacos always be salty, my friend.


And holy shit, these reddit comments are killing me. I had no idea Russ was so known outside of the farms.

Yes, Russell is very well known on reddit by this point, you post anything of his in r/niceguys, r/sadcringe, etc, and say it was posted by "the guy who sued Taylor Swift" and most people will know who he is.

 

[Gone Ham]

Not sure if this was overlooked but he has a website now i guess? https://www.russellgreer.com/ its bad. Like make sonichu.com look like the wallstreet journal bad

The only image you need to see for its quality

 

[Witthel]

Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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You know you officially suck ass at making songs when Mark Gormley is better at it than you.

 

[VelcroPocket]

Not sure if this was overlooked but he has a website now i guess? https://www.russellgreer.com/ its bad. Like make sonichu.com look like the wallstreet journal bad

He's learning how to code, lmao

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I have a sense of pride that we're Russ' PVCC. We're his villains without even trying.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Well she's right here, but unlike Russ, I'm not going to be a chart-topping superstar celebrity millionaire stud tomorrow so I can't just throw $250+ away like he did.

And just for posterity:
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My video is only sitting right around 500 views right now. Maybe I should have paid a "marketing firm".

I wonder if he's realized most of those 500 views come from us? Imagine the horror of realizing we're his biggest (and only) fans. Figure the other 10% of views not us are Law Enforcement, Litigants, and investigators in the employ of his wooing victims.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

Not sure if this was overlooked but he has a website now i guess? https://www.russellgreer.com/ its bad. Like make sonichu.com look like the wallstreet journal bad

Holy hell... the slide show at the bottom. The third image is just poorly formatted. There's text over lines of sheet music and I was wondering what "lyrically smooth" means. Then... WHAM close up of Russell's face. It draws you in then hits you with a shock image. Forget the "Friends" .gif, Russ unintentionally created a jump scare on his own site.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Holy shit that video was amazing. Changed my life. Thank you Russ very cool!

If you're delusionally trying to pick up some instathot 10,000 leagues out of your league, definitely use a line that sounds like you're calling all her people hamplanets (lol seriously "nooooo its an earthquake! The Dominifats are shaking their asses again!") and since Dominicans are also hispanic, be sure to throw in some tired Mexican food references. She'll be crema-ing your taquito in no time Russ!

If you want a Dominican to hate-fuck you, you need to confuse them with a Puerto Rican

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

The video was everything I had hoped for. Thank you for this gift, Russell.

 

[RodgerDodger]

She’s in Bulgaria. He probably doesn’t even know her (real) name. She can block him and forget he ever existed, if she hasn’t already.

I'm pretty sure it takes unhealthy levels of alcohol to forget something like Russel. Granted Bulgaria is the place to drink to forget.

 

[Russtard]

>I would love for you to come have dinner with me in Las Vegas
If I didn't know Russ, I would assume that this was a self-deprecatory inside joke just for KF and people like us. He truly has zero self-awareness.

This song is the total encapsulation of Russell's hyper-retarded dating strategy. It's the same exact shit over and over again and it's transparent as glass.
"Oh this model has thousands of comments telling her she's hot? I'm gonna be super cool and unique and thank her for being herself."
Then proceeds to write a generic song that could apply to any Dominican woman and asks for a date at the end. Motherfucker really thinks grown-ass women have the brain power of toddlers.