Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Constellationzero]

You know you officially suck ass at making songs when Mark Gormley is better at it than you.

Or when these people are "better" than the Greasy Gourd.

 

[ShortBusDriver]

I know i've said this before but why is he always so sweaty looking?

 

[Constellationzero]

I know i've said this before but why is he always so sweaty looking?

Because he never says "Hi" to some guy named "Gene."
Because he doesn't want Mister Soap and Mr. Scalding Hot Water to meet each other for a sooper awesome three way with his malformed body.

 

[Witthel]

I know i've said this before but why is he always so sweaty looking?

Because basic hygiene cuts into his time spent stalking instathots and making shitty songs to get into the pants of women way out of his league.

 

[CWCissey]

I know i've said this before but why is he always so sweaty looking?

Because he's a dirty bastard.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Because he never says "Hi" to some guy named "Gene."
Because he doesn't want Mister Soap and Mr. Scalding Hot Water to meet each other for a sooper awesome three way with his malformed body.

Washing would imply that he's dirty, which means he's less than perfect.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

One of the "Likes" on his insta post comes from a LiveJasmin camgirl named CrystalQuinn. It's not quite taking a prostitute to Olive Garden, but Russ paying camgirls to listen to and talk about his shit music amuses me.

I don't think he paid her. Instawhores follow random accounts to try to get thirsty men to follow them back. But knowing Russ, he's probably thinking "I see you are interested in me. I shall add you to my harem once I get Yovanna."

But wait! There's more!
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I'll bet they change their tune once they learn he's suing the Kiwi Farms Orchards.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

I know i've said this before but why is he always so sweaty looking?

Probably because Vegas is hot as fuck and his apartment has shitty A/C.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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The only image you need to see for its quality

Why even go to the About page? Let's see what's on the front page...

Not only is his website a mess of formatting, but his ad about his new song is completely illegible.

It's like a metaphor for Russell's life: it's vaguely okay, but it's fucked up in ways that can only be the fault of the little gremlin himself.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It’s like The Nightman Cometh, down to the ending being a pathetic marriage proposal.

 

[nemesisAF]

I hope she hires Hitler's ghost to deal with Russ

I hope Skordas hires Svetlana to be his paralegal for Russell’s trial. IF any of Russell plights fail to be NULLified by the mighty Skordas pre trial

 

[DrJonesHat]

Why even go to the About page? Let's see what's on the front page...
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Not only is his website a mess of formatting, but his ad about his new song is completely illegible.

It's like a metaphor for Russell's life: it's vaguely okay, but it's fucked up in ways that can only be the fault of the little gremlin himself.

It's half-assed like everything he does, but he expects maximum reward.

 

[HumanHive]

Hmm... Mobius syndrome is linked to autism, and so is the "Sonic Hedgehog protein"

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Relationship between Sonic hedgehog protein, brain-derived neurotrophic factor and oxidative stress in autism spectrum disorders - PubMed

The etiology of autism spectrum disorders (ASD) is not well known but oxidative stress has been suggested to play a pathological role. We report here that the serum levels of Sonic hedgehog (SHH) protein and brain-derived neurotrophic factor (BDNF) might be linked to oxidative stress in ASD. By...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

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I think I'm seeing a pattern here...

We’re not just living in a simulation, we’re living in a simulation created and perpetuated by an autistic manchild. Scream all you want, it’s all recorded.

 

[Cow Poly]

Creepiest shit I've seen all day .... and today I found out that one of the ED admins uses ass napkins to prevent leakage and i also saw said ass napkins.

 

[SamTheEagle]

Given his previous assertions that no one in Utah knew how to read music, I'm curious if his next book ("Why I Sued Yovanna") will include, "No Latinas know how to dance."

Something random I noticed...

Every time Russ does a voiceover for one of his cheesy videos, it sounds like a church sermon. He started it way back with his first attempt at wooing Taylor in the videos on his FB account. Playing "enlightening" music and talking in a soft and matter-of-factually fashion. It's exactly the tone many preachers use. I'm assuming this is probably something he picked up as a Mormon during church services.

Maybe some of the Kiwis more familiar with Mormon sermons can chime in? Do they feature the same type of cheesy dialogue and music as Baptist/Non-denominational religions?

I noticed that too. He has a certain style he adopts when he's trying to persuade someone of something. Do Mormon missionaries get training in persuasion? And just like a church sermon, he comes across as indirectly stating that if you don't heed his words, you're a bad person.

Generally, your typical LDS sermon will be given by one of the members of the congregation as opposed to a professional pastor, and it's a crapshoot on whether they'll be good at public speaking or not. Music isn't played during the sermon itself, either. For missionaries, I've never heard of training regarding cadence, tone, or anything of that sort. Teaching methods, thought-provoking questions, etc., yeah, but that's about it. Like the regular congregational members, some know how to talk to people, others don't.
I have, however, seen some LDS videos that do uplifting music with video clips and a speaker (especially one of the Church's general/top-level authorities). It's possible Russ got it from there.

 

[TractorGirl]

Here's my attempt at parody lyrics:

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Yo, Yo Russell
Do you know, you've got no muscles
Is that gym routine a lie?
You're smile's like Bundy
Or Dennis Rader
You make the girls wanna cry

I wanna slap ya, I wanna slap ya
Cause you should know your music is crap, yeah?
But with all the frivolous lawsuits that follow you
I don't know if my words Will ever get through.
So here's hoping
We find an opening
And you hear this diss track we wrote for you.

Yo, Russell! You, you gotta You gotta
Know you should quit creeping
Because the girls don't like it
Yo, Russell Do you, Do you wanna quit stalking?
Because You Celebrity Stalkers Make the trolls start talking.
You quit being you. You quit being you. You quit being you.

Que pasa, Russell
You, you You're possessive
Like john Hinckly and Jodie Foster
You, you have that rapist vibe.
You're like an enema
You add pain to life.
Your smile is like Jack Nicholson (Here's Johnny!),
The Shining was inspired by you.

I wanna slap ya, I wanna slap ya
Cause you should know your music is crap, yeah?
But with all the frivolous lawsuits that follow you
I don't know if my words Will ever get through.
So here's hoping
We find an opening
And you hear this diss track we wrote for you.

Yo, Russell! You, you gotta You gotta
Know you should quit creeping
Because the girls don't like it
Yo, Russell Do you, Do you wanna quit stalking?
Because You Celebrity Stalkers Make the trolls start talking.
You quit being you. You quit being you. You quit being you.

Yo Russell I just wanna Say fuck you For you being you. Being you Oh. Woah.

Yo, Russell! You, you gotta You gotta
Know you should quit creeping
Because the girls don't like it
Yo, Russell Do you, Do you wanna quit stalking?
Because You Celebrity Stalkers Make the trolls start talking.
You quit being you. You quit being you. You quit being you.

Yo, Yovanna
It’s me, your number one stalker,
You can run but you can’t hide.
I saw you on Insta, ah, I’m slightly unhinged,
But you won’t find a nicer guy.

I wanna take you, I wanna take you,
To Olive Garden in my filthy suit.
Here in the darkness I follow you, I don’t know if your security I’ll ever get through,
So here’s hoping, I find an opening, in the security fence that surrounds you.

Yo, yovanna, you gotta know, I only sue because I care for you!
Yo, yovanna, do you wanna stop shaking, the chloroform will wear off soon.
Please don’t make me sue.
Please don’t make me sue.

 

[Captain Hair]

 

[Cliff Booth]

Having autism and Moebius must be a special type of hell. Imagine wanting to avoid eye contact, but you can't move your eyes.

 

[they_live]

He complains about the Oscars being a popularity contest that only cares about looks, while being a celebrity stalker/creep who only cares about the looks of his victims. Hypocrite.

 

[Amewsed]

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Imagine the ratings if good ole Russ came out to accept the cringiest music video of the year award and left a giant trail of maw slobber all over the place.