🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[TriggerMeElmo]

Don't know the specifics, and he dropped out before getting his diploma. He was going to university for journalism, iirc.

It was Political Science as he's said but Journalism was basically the end game. Not that it's important, he accomplished neither (and the easiest part would have been a Communications degree which is easy mode bullshit).

I've had plenty of flunky friends, The "I d-did graduate! I just couldn't get my diploma because of X or Y technicality...." is a pretty common lie. The story also changes. Sometimes it's the fact he needed to pay a small fee, the other time it's that he needs to do 1-2 more classes before his diploma is complete.

He spent his time in college getting drunk, smoking weed and banging drugged out 2/10 black girls and flunked out.

He could swing getting a degree regardless but I think he just gave up when he thought that a YouTube career would carry him but look how that panned out.

Ade's nude leaks and breakup with Aediot is the most bloodsportish event to happen in a year and Ralph probably won't have any exclusive interviews or insight to capitalize on it, which is especially sad considering that he dated Ade. This is why you shouldn't drop exclusives and hot goss in blog posts nobody reads.

We all know why, though. He doesn't want any of this gossip turning back around on himself. That's why he won't mention it whatsoever. It's a bad optic for him no matter which way he spins it so he simply won't.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Gunt said he has the degree just wasn't allowed to walk or get his diploma because he didn't pay some small fee.

Too cheap to pay his parking tickets. Lol what a wigger

 

[MeltyTW]

can ralph hide his ralph retort income by using pantsu as a middleman, as a way of minimizing child support?
if his wigger ass didn't try to show off and kept that shit discrete, he could probably pull all kinds of tricks.
i guess the idea is that if its a company, he can pay himself a low income and pantsu a high one.

it wouldnt matter hes listed his income at 70k a year which is bound to be far more than his nickel retorts added up anyway.

A deal was reached. Uhhh what kind of deal? A case of maker's mark? A months supply of Xanax?

odysee allows him his desperation extra time slot that he desperately needs to get at least the lowest american daily minimum wage, well might allow him seems they only actually gave him a trial run rn.

We all know why, though. He doesn't want any of this gossip turning back around on himself. That's why he won't mention it whatsoever. It's a bad optic for him no matter which way he spins it so he simply won't.

really owning us aylawgs by depriving himself of minimum wage. also he might actually bring it up but itll just be him yelling that hes wynnin gayta! to his 30 little people and getting 5 cents

 

[PhoBingas]

Live on Odysee, powered by Bitwave™ and Live on Bitwave in like 20 minutes! I have little hopes for Odysee's performance, but if I could get a mix of people who would usually try the Bitwave link to give the Odysee one a test?

 

[Section 230]

Live on Odysee, powered by Bitwave™ and Live on Bitwave in like 20 minutes! I have little hopes for Odysee's performance, but if I could get a mix of people who would usually try the Bitwave link to give the Odysee one a test?

Not making a faggot account on that faggot site just to talk about what a faggot Ralph is. Faggot btw.

 

[PhoBingas]

Not making a faggot account on that faggot site just to talk about what a faggot Ralph is. Faggot btw.

I don't blame you. I'd miss it if I could but I'm the one person that has to be there.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Don't bother watching tonight's show. Nothing of interest is happening tonight and now Gunt is spending A LOT of time showing shitty toilet paper and describing it in great detail, cause the podcast people really want to hear that. He really wants to drag his viewers into his shit fetish.

 

[Sam Losco]

See that shit? See how the video player looks? He's playing the archive I uploaded to the site, he just has it opened in a new tab so you can't see the KF layout and the joke I made at his expense right below it.

 

[Pomniman]

Really boring show. They drove the ass napkin thing into the ground over the course of an hour without even saying much of anything, now they're bitching about donga dodging child support payments and working at burger king or some shit.

 

[RabbitSpark]

A faggot host with retarded fans that go ape shit, not surprised. Anyone want the link to the chill stream server?

 

[Cow Poly]

you can have the W today Ralph.... fair is fair.

Good Kitty
edit: would have been nice to give the forum some credit though

 

[Spectre_06]

you can have the W today Ralph.... fair is fair.
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Good Kitty

Goddammit, why the fuck is being wholesome?

That being said that cat needs the collar loosened, it looks like. Ralph if you're reading this make sure you can fit a finger through it so something doesn't happen. Also, make sure it's a breakaway collar if the cat goes outside. Don't need a cat hanging itself accidentally.

 

[PhoBingas]

Official Killstream TL;DW Recap

• Moose-related obligations kept my attention away from the stream for the first half but my chats tells me...
• Only 72 people waiting at 9:25... Either this is his unbotted numbers or his fas know he could be an hour before he drags himself off the toilet.
• Ralph is late!
• Ralph is in chat saying he's here but going to be late.
• 10:05 we get the choppy slide show. His stream actually goes down for like 5 minutes while the itnro is music .
• The gunted hobbit himself shows up in a pink shirt, looking pale and swollen at 10:18.
• The frame rate was so bad on Trovo I had to switch to the youtube restream. Youtube restream is smooth as hell and working fine.
• Gator's there...
• Ralph is talking about Ass napkins.
• Gator chimes in. He seems dumb struck. Ralph talks about how the ass napkin guy has to use ass napkins because he got raped a bunch.
• Ralph says it might be because the person solicited gay sex.
• Gator has to clear it up to chat that it isn't Donga. Ralph talks about how its the leader of ED... He talks about Dame pesos telling him about the ED article... Ralph confirms Dame is dead.
• Gator says if you don't like ED wait five minutes for a new owner.
• Ralph confirms he's more afraid of erectile disfunction than ED
• Gator says if anyone asks you to be a janny or admin of ED to run far, far away. He tells us it hasn't went well for anyone.
• Ralph goes on to read some super berries.
• Ralph says he'll cover some news before he gets onto ass-napkin man.
• Ralph moves to talk about the Catboy cum catcher landing on the no fly list.
• Ralph goes on to say that Patrick Gaysee first mentioned that ol' nickgger had his wings clipped.
• Ralph talks about how Nick was trying to go to some event but couldn't fly there because found out he was on the no fly list...
• Gator bitches that the Mexican child savior of the white race has been de-personed.
• Ralph starts slurring his words a little. Xannyberries hitting him hard.
• Ralph is on his twitter now talking about dog killing chungus. Gator makes sure to say he's never seen Ian Miles Cheong on American soil.
• Ralph jokes that two pieces of shit that crossed him ended up in the gutter.
• Gator says the only thing worse than the Trump curse is the Ralph curse...
• Gator says that someone he won't name should keep their nose clean and stay out of trouble.
• Gator goes on to say something about someone and their girlfriend getting into an argument and pulling pictures in front of their coworkers... He's trying to make a point but he's just meandering around trying to ape metokur.
• Rand staggers in. Rand asks what Ass napkins are.
• Ralph goes on to play the clip of Fuentes getting BTFO by a Shaniqua TSA employee.
• Rand sounds very, very drunk
• Ralph asks Rand for his take on the whole situation. Rand says he'll keep his mouth shut about his opinion of the little fed, but he suspects Nick knew about it before he even showed up.
• Ralph goes onto play a Fuentes clip of him coping and dilating about getting put on the no-fly list...
• Ralph coughs as he answers a chat about the No fly list being a private list... Ralph doesn't know if it's a private company or the government that runs it.
• Gator chimes in... He's sure its a government body. Ralph says there's no point trying to figure out where a corporation ends and the government starts...
• Ralph lets us know that all the US prisons can only get books from Amazon.
• Ralph says he'll play a tucker clip before moving to ass napkins.
• Ralph hits the tucker clip. He looks like he's fighting to stay awake.
• Tucker clip talks about the no-fly list and how it sucks.
• Gator starts bitching about the ((((media)))) being vultures.
• Ralph says the poop napkin government name... Ralph goes over his brief fling with Ade after his divorce with Nora. Ralph says that Ade had told him about the ass-napkin story.
• Ralph said they were both schizos and the ED guy encouraged Ade to stop taking her meds and convinced Ade he was god.
• Ralph is reading from the farms with nothing on screen. Ralph talks about the ED guy going to drop some spergout video of Ade's. Ralph says he's never seen Ade punch herself but he did witness her stomp her feet during arguments.
• Ralph mentions that Ade was suicidal about having to get a job...
• Ralph biotches that Ade tried to cancel him and get him thrown in jail... He talks about ade giving him pills. He took her Klonopin.
• Ralph calls Klonopin baby xanax.
• Ralph goes on to assert that Ade parachutes meth all the time, and that's why she's so crazy.
• Ralph has a video of something. Gator gags at the ass napkin that was on screen for a second.
• Ralph pulls up the picture of the ass napkin guy. Jacob Sthalmall? It's hard to understand Ralph, he sounds a little fucked.
• Ralph plays Ass-napkin's "love message". Ralph brings up he got kicked out of ED early on trying to solicit gay sex.
• Rand has an ED story. He used to edit pages. Long gone. Rand left when Weev was encouraging people to commit credit card fraud. He's glad to see things have improved. Gator says he called one of the ED singers fat in the IRC ages ago and got banned.
• Gator steals a joke from his chat about the Ass napkin guy. Harry Poofter.
• Ralph pauses the video then goes on to read AN's farms post.
• Ralph also mentions Teaclips is involved... Gator is shocked she is somehow involved. Ralph goes onto say that the ass napkin guy was teaclip's romeo somehow, even though they never actually spoke. Ralph goes onto say that Ade hated Tea since they started talking.
• Gator goes onto explain that the original reason that Ade and Ralph and Tea had a falling out was over trying to slip into mister poopy butthole's DM's.
• Ralph says Tea tried to warn him that Ade was either a catfish, controlled by AN himself, or a gay op. Ralph said he used that as an excuse to start fucking with her.
• Gator says that everyone has severe, crippling mental issues and Teaclips is obsessive.
• Ralph goes on to read the post of AN's. He's so drunk he's having trouble reading the post...
• Ralph has the shit napkin. He chastises Ade for getting close enough to catch him in 4k.
• Gator calls KF a fan forum. He goes onto say you should never make an account or post there...
• Ralph chastises a chatter asking who cares about the ED drama. Ralph yells at them and says its probably and Ade sock.
• Ralph goes onto read the post about the reason for the ass leakage was rape. Ralph goes on to read a few more posts from the farms.
• Rand goes onto talk about gay incontinence. Rand asks Ralph about his sexuality. Ralph said he doesn't know for sure. He plays the rest of the clip and let's it speak for itself.
• More super chats. Ralph mumbles about someone that got banned.
• Rand goes onto talk about ED. It had a great community and was fun... He said SA had the same issue too... Rand goes onto imply that after a while all the good mods on websites eventually get replaced with crazies, trannies and coomers.
• Gator bitches about how these communities only bring in the dregs.
• Rand goes onto say there's a cabal of internet weirdos before Ralph has to leave. Ralph leaves Gator and Rand with the show to maybe take callers.
• Gator kvetches that crazies and trannies get in power and start banning regulars and chase off the normal people until it's just troons and weirdos.
• Rand goes on to suck Jim's necrotic cock about how he used to be on SA and ED... Gator goes on to say the same shit happened to the Metokur forums. He complains about Habeeberman...
• Gunt's back as Warski sneaks in through the screen door.
• Warski is babbling about something... perhaps bridging his stream into Ralph's Odysee stream. Warski says he feels special that he gets to beta test Odysee.
• Ralph talks about his bonus episode plans for Rand then moves onto donga news.
• Andy explains the background lore on the fight... Andy says he sent his bloodwork in... He talks about Donga changing his name... He thought he was right but it turns out... Andy says he has evidence that Donga paid a homeless guy for blood and ID stuff and ID. Donga also has 2 bastard kids.
• Andy explains that if you don't pay child support, you can't get documents from the government or ID...
• Ralph thinks ducking child support is based and he thinks different of Donga now.
• Andy lets an f-slur slip out. He goes onto sperg about donga now how everything adds up. Andy says he found evidence of Donga's nationality. Donga claims he's a native but Andy says he 100% white. He's tanned because he walks to and from work.
• Andy says he's going to have the guy who exposed Tonka on later on in the week. Andy implys there's way more to the story he doesn't even know.
• Andy said he wasn't going to get back in drama. He won't answer any videos from donka because he's bitchmade. Andy says he's just going to point and laugh at Tonka.
• Ralph says he'll be right back again. People on bitwave think he's ducking off to snort pills.
• Andy is talking about watching donga's stream. Andy makes fun of Donga for not being able to talk right. Ralph compares him to Boomhaur from king of the hill. Gator says its worse.
• On closer listening, Rand sounds way more articulate. I said he sounded drunk earlier but I was listening to the audio with a headset around my neck.
• Andy explains that Tonky Time is a 4 hour stream for 1 sentence.
• Ralph is so fucked up he doesn't know what day it is. Ralph is looking for a file. Andy is asking about Tonka's mom's nickname. Big Red?
• Ralph is still hunting for a clip. Andy asks if it is what he thinks it is. Gator prays it is.
• Ralph pulls up an SPCC clip of him calling Donga's mom.
• Ralph brags he's got 1100 live with only 736 on chomo and 242 on his youtube.
• Gator starts talking and shit starts melting down. Ralph's background clips in and out and Ralph's camera drops. Audio drops but everything sorts itself out. Ralph says there was an OBS error.
• Ralph has to fix his camera live on air. Ralph's audio is double and super loud and doubles. He quickly fixes it. Ralph said there was a hard drive error. Recording malfunction that made his camera stop. He sorted his shit out in less than 2 minutes. That's got to be some sort of record.
• Ralph bithces that if his Samsung SSD is fucking up he's going to be mad.
• Ralph begs for callers then bangs out some super chats.
• Ralph says he'll get the hats mailed out this weekend and people will soon have their hats they ordered last month.
• Ralph says the Killstream network is coming. Early June he says.
• Ralph reads a fake cash.app donation.
• Gator kvetches about some clowns that tried to get Ralph's Google ads taken off his site.
• Ralph kvetches that people have being trying to cancel him since gamer gate...
• Andy kvetches about Donga being a fugitive from the law not paying his child support.
• Ralph says he'll never bow to the gatekeepers. He couldn't bow with a gun to the back of his head over that gunt. Gator chimes in just like Failure to give a sidekick response about fuck those SJW gatekeepers trying to cancel him.
• Ralph complains about the people in chat who tuned out when Corrine was there. Gator sings a song from the Simpsons.
• Ralph goes onto play some "Dark Side of Porn" video. The thot only shot porn for 8 nonconsecutive months. Andy explains that Lana Rhodes did grimy shit like drinking bowls of piss.
• Ralph is talking about ass-napkins again. Ralph wonders why he didn't use tampons.
• Rand has a theory on no tampons... Gator thinks he's butthurt. Rand thinks he's not using diapers out of either laziness or out of the fact he can't afford them.
• Ralph reads off a single $2 sub of which he gets a whopping dollar.
• Ralph thinks that Rhodes is still hot. He asks smash or pass. It seems to be a resounding yes.
• Andy explains in one video the porn thot was drinking the piss of 5 black guys out of a wine glass and gargled with it. Andy insists its true and he's serious.
• Back to the Dark side of Porn video. Ralph bitches that Trovo is shitting the bed. Youtube is fine. There was no issue on the Chillstream clips.
• Ralph says he'll finish the porn clip, speedrun some stories and call it a night.
• Gator says you can't look a woman in the eyes who drank a bowl of piss.
• Gator says he knows the answer to the porn question though.
• Ralph implies Lana Rhodes has Clint Eastwood. Andy makes fun of how she says escape. Andy says she stole it from Redbar.
• Andy says the porn star said she originally signed up to do lesbian stuff then she found out she was going to be sucking off a bunch of "N's". Andy backs it up to not sound too blue pilled and says that the blame is still on Lana
• Ralph says she took a big, black pill.
• Onto some British news. Tony blair has a mullet... He didn't want to hear him talk he wanted to see the mullet.
• Onto some Bezos V Musk news...
• Back to Ralph's Twitter... Quickly onto another Jeff Bezos news about Amazon wanting to make a moon lander and space colonies.
• Andy thinks Elon Musk is great. The world's richest troll. Gator says he's a weeb too. Andy wants him on the killstream. Ralph wants to smoke blunts with Elon.
• Onto the Killstream celebrity news segment. Caitlyn Jenner has a chance at republican Governor of California.
• Andy says its pointless to appease BLM and trannies.
• Gator spits a fallout quote and something about destroying systemic racism not joining it.
• Onto some young people news from Virginia. 100$ for anyone 16-35 getting the covid shot...
• There are some callers... OneStep has news...
• Ralph plays the same covid news where the news caster slipped and said euthanize not immunize.
• Gator says whenever the government tries to pay him to do something he runs the other way.
• Onto some news of a shooting somewhere. Online argument between kids online that turned into a gunfight.
• Onto Australian news. Nerf guns might be registers as firearms in some places because its similar to gel blasters...
• Rand explains gel blasters are like shitty paintball guns that shoot little rubber pellets.
• Ralph says he loves paint ball guns... He goes on to tell a story about his paintball mayhem because it's passed the statute of limitations. Him and friends went around shooting cars, people, buildings and whatever else with paintballs.
• Andy and Ralph are talking about professional paintball. Andy's friend's gun could put a dent in a stop sign at 40 meters.
• One more story before Ralph hits the road. Chewbacca street performer?!
• Ralph brings it up. A street performer is wanted for a New Orleans stabbing.
• Ralph and Gator make a joke about 13% of the wookies comiting 50% of the galactic crimes.
• Ralph talks about Total war remastered coming up and he might have to pick it up.
• Warski takes his leave. Randbot shills his shit. Ralph says he was linked more stuff...
• Gator makes another ass napkins joke before he shills the shit nobody watches.
• Gator says he has to look at Lana Rhodes in a different light now he knows she's drank piss.
• Ralph pokes through his twitter looking for one last Tucker clip, fucking his setup up trying to resize Tucker.
• Onestep gets in as a caller. Ralph isn't sure who is muted, but quickly sorts it out. Onestep says he has exclusive audio. Ralph says he doesn't want to hear it. One step says he'll leave then Ralph lets him play the audio. Fuentes is crying and screaming about being a terrorist...
• Ku-ku-kuh-kyler calls in. He has a Tonka clip for Ralph to decypher.
• Kyler shills his shit and even stutters like Warski. It's funny when couples start taking after each other.
• Butters! Last caller. He said it was a great show... Butters thinks the Tonkasaw stuff is. Butters thinks he's more tanned than Tonka. Butters implies Donga is more native than Elizabeth Warren.
• Ralph asks butters about Total war remastered. Butters said he gave up on video games years ago.
• Butters starts talking about ED. He explains that the OG owner tried to turn it into oh internet... Ralph says he knew a bit about it. Butters goes into explain the second admin... 2nd admin goes to jail because he was involved in the PSN hack.
• Gator tells Butters the first ED mod's name was Sharon DeGrippo.
• Ralph tries to shoo butters off... Butters has a joke on the way out... it fell flat.
• Back to the tucker clip... Ralph is bent over off screen and comes back exhaling smoke. Weed? Meth?
• Tucker is unhinged talking about how the megacorps and politicians are all saying there's so much to be done to fight racism. How does Target and Starbucks fight racism?
• Smoke jumps up before the end. Ralph says he has a squeaky meow. Ralph almost looks wholesome rubbing his cat's head.
• Ralph calls it a night as his cat is licking his face.
• Ralph is having a wholesome moment with his cat who has flopped on his mouse.
• He hits the original version of the outro song and calls it a night.

Wow, he somehow managed to make the events that inspired today boring, and their repeated use of ass napkin just confirms the lot of them were on the farms all day. I really hope this "network" means he'll be a little more, I don't know - Entertaining isn't the right word, but he is just so boring now. He's right wing Bolder Talk radio with half the viewers and only slightly less furries.

 

[Motherf*cker]

Two things about tonight:

I know that they're not too young to remember Ass Napkin Ed from the Howard Stern Show.

Ralph really should watch how many child support jokes he makes, since we're very close to the blessed fetus that we know he'll be dodging paying for.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Can we just do Pho disco night every Friday and play music through the killstream?

 

[DrFaggot]

Thank you for your recap once again @PhoBingas. Normally I read it before I go to sleep but after a 10 lines into it tonight I can't be assed to continue. If I could promote you I would. Ralph is just one fatal DUI away from freeing us all. Stay strong, goblin.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Really boring show. They drove the ass napkin thing into the ground over the course of an hour without even saying much of anything, now they're bitching about donga dodging child support payments and working at burger king or some shit.

Has Ralph even held down a job at a fast food place or would they keep firing him for eating trash burgers?

 

[Big Fat Frog]

• Gator says if anyone asks you to be a janny or admin of ED to run far, far away. He tells us it hasn't went well for anyone.

Of course Gator would be the one to listen to when lecturing on the do’s and don’ts of being a janny.

 

[CohenManischewitz]

Has Ralph even held down a job at a fast food place or would they keep firing him for eating trash burgers?

Ralph has bragged before that he has never had any type of job. Ever. Just what he does now.

 

[MeltyTW]

Spoiler: rants at dumb shit ralph said during the show

now they're bitching about donga dodging child support payments

pay what YOU owe in child support ralph.

Two things about tonight:

I know that they're not too young to remember Ass Napkin Ed from the Howard Stern Show.

Ralph really should watch how many child support jokes he makes, since we're very close to the blessed fetus that we know he'll be dodging paying for.

now tbf its possible he'll instead commit suicide or burn all his assets or impoverish himself to avoid being called out by the vickers on the kiwiforums and giving us a chuckle.

Ralph says he doesn't want to hear it. One step says he'll leave then Ralph lets him play the audio.

having to fucking beg one of your two non paid non forced callers to help you pad out time.

• Ralph says he loves paint ball guns... He goes on to tell a story about his paintball mayhem because it's passed the statute of limitations. Him and friends went around shooting cars, people, buildings and whatever else with paintballs.

ofc hes one of those fucking wiggers who shoot everything with paintballs like some punk.

• Ralph brags he's got 1100 live with only 736 on chomo and 242 on his youtube.

lmfao i love that hes just blatantly lying hoping you wouldnt add the numbers , 978 bots pig,

• Ralph has to fix his camera live on air. Ralph's audio is double and super loud and doubles. He quickly fixes it. Ralph said there was a hard drive error. Recording malfunction that made his camera stop. He sorted his shit out in less than 2 minutes. That's got to be some sort of record.
• Ralph bithces that if his Samsung SSD is fucking up he's going to be mad.

gotta buy a new expensive camera pig

• Andy says the porn star said she originally signed up to do lesbian stuff then she found out she was going to be sucking off a bunch of "N's". Andy backs it up to not sound too blue pilled and says that the blame is still on Lana

probably backed up so as to not offend his grimy jewish porn producing friend/ revenge pornographer ethan oliver ralph

See that shit? See how the video player looks? He's playing the archive I uploaded to the site, he just has it opened in a new tab so you can't see the KF layout and the joke I made at his expense right below it.

if its any consolation it confirms he reads your every word religiously, i think we really do need to start bringing back the jceaser watermarks though

you can have the W today Ralph.... fair is fair.
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edit: would have been nice to give the forum some credit though

he looks like a greasy child molester mixed with the slow kid who pet the animals too hard.