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[The Silent Perjority]

NFSW

That...
Is quite wonderful.


Well clearly I don't have a clue how to quote or spoiler but my point stands.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What is the point of doing things like a pap smear when being a man and having a cervix are mutually exclusive?

I can answer this!

Pap smears were developed in a gynecological context and intended for GYN. The term is shorthand now that also includes the procedure of gathering the cells as well as the diagnostic technique of examining a smear of exfoliated cervical cells for early signs of cancer. Every layperson, even dudes, understands "pap smear" as "that one cervix ouch procedure."

This is why pretty much nobody uses the term for any other type of scrape cytology, although I have seen it in more rigidly technical, layperson-unfriendly papers to refer to scraping/brushing somewhere non-cervical for cancer cells . A lot of times those articles spell out "Papanikolaou" to try to remove the gynecological association.

The obvious answer for Gibsian purposes is that although an amhole is not a cervix or vagina, it can definitely develop cancer, especially if you're having unprotected sex with a clown-themed hooker. "Pap smear" is thus technically appropriate for the process of scrape-checking its embattered epithelium, and of course it has those true and honest lady connotations that make the troons self-lubricate in delight.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

If we're getting into 40k analogy autism again, I think there's been a pretty convincing argument that the tranch is Chaos Undivided.

Slaaneshi, full stop. However they would be the type of worshipers that even She Who Thirsts would sweep under the rug. ...it just clicked how appropriate a eupehmism like "She Who Thirsts" would be for the entire Tranch.

If I wanted to put together a stream on Kevin for this Friday, who would I talk to and how much of his content is not just "looking at this gross picture you can't show on YouTube"? Someone suggested splitting Kevin from the Tranch and doing two streams and I'm leaning on that idea. I like my streams 1 ~ 2 hours long, and videos are the best content (either 3 ~ 5 minute long shorts, or longer videos that you can skim through and show highlights of).

I would say collect pictures. Kev is an obsessive selfie taker. Aside from the hilarious same-face phenomenon, it would still be very possible to display his "transition" through photos.

Imagine spending a decade extra in school only to have mentally ill men force you to pretend everythingisfine.jpg

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Question 1: Does the "vulva" look a lot more like a saggy scrotum?

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

FYI, 'refer elsewhere' is standard medical practice.

It's amazing how often even in very good systems you'll find yourself trying to figure out how the hell this patient ended up here. (In one case, that got figured out in seconds on seeing the patient. Still amazed she survived.)

To save your career from cancellation, especially if you're a woman. The narc rage from being invalidated is worse towards women.

Got it in one. It's a huge part of why I don't think AGP types are truly trans. It's just a really fucking weird form of appropriation.

Right well, at some point the adults of the world have to make real decisions with regard to the ethical and moral nature of their actions. Because troons are basically mental invalids someone has to make an adult decision.

Surgeons are supposedly doctors who swear to do no harm so it only follows that if they make the decision to use their knowledge to perform am hole surgery but decide they can't be fucked to make sure the am hole doesn't turn to a giant pustule that they have not acted with ethical responsibility.

Either do it right or don't do it at all.

Sadly it doesn't seem like malpractice suits stick. Dr. Curtis Crane was sued nine times after creating malfunctioning flesh-sausages for wayward girls with gender sadness, and he still butchers people with impunity.

Fun fact: The malpractice suits don't stick because it's experimental surgery.

You are, in point of fact, supposed to be getting all sorts of shit signed off on before you start doing (planned) experimental surgery on somebody and also painstakingly tracking outcomes. Those ethical responsibilities are also legal ones.

So I'd actually just skip the malpractice and go for the throat: Literal crimes against humanity, in the form of basic violations of human rights. You think any of the butchers playing Dr. Mengele are getting shit past an ERB, never mind tracking outcomes or making sure patients understand in detail what you're doing?

And you'd get a lot of other minorities sharpening the knives for troons if the troons REEE about wanting their amholes anyway, because the tracking and ERBs and all of that? That exists because doctors in the past played Dr. Mengele on minorities...

 

[Sarah Connor]

Spoiler: NSFL, have you found the natal yet?

What the fuck is that green circle trying to highlight? The irreparable waste of surgeons time that axe wound is?

 

[Yamamura]

I haven't been able to check on this thread in a while due to being preoccupied with other things. But damn Kevin is finally getting his own episode of Mad At The Internet. What a time to be alive. I look forward to watching it on Friday.

Kevin won't be locked for very long. He can't live without the constant dopamine hits from new people seeing his tweets.

I think that Kevin will be back to full time twitter pretty soon, as twitter was designed for Kevin and people like himself. He doesn't look like he wouldn't do very well in a group chat or in an actual forum (as evidenced by the users of the Transformer forum actively despising him). Because in order to have an actual conversation with a close knit group of people, you need to have a certain understanding of basic etiquette. Kevin looks like the kind of user that would awkwardly inject himself into a conversation where he has nothing to add, but just wants to say something.

Twitter is a good match for Kevin because he can spout off his opinions to no one in particular, like a lunatic shouting on top of a milk crate. And people can just chose to ignore his replies to their tweets without it seeming too awkward. Plus his interactions with other users are usually confined to brief one time exchanges where they could never get familiar enough with Kevin to notice the fact that he's vapid and annoying.

 

[0 0]

If I wanted to put together a stream on Kevin for this Friday, who would I talk to and how much of his content is not just "looking at this gross picture you can't show on YouTube"? Someone suggested splitting Kevin from the Tranch and doing two streams and I'm leaning on that idea. I like my streams 1 ~ 2 hours long, and videos are the best content (either 3 ~ 5 minute long shorts, or longer videos that you can skim through and show highlights of).

I'm fine with helping, although I won't speak over the mic for a stream. If you'd like quick highlights of Kevin-related content, I've a list of notes which starts here.

 

[Honeycrispsky]

If I wanted to put together a stream on Kevin for this Friday, who would I talk to and how much of his content is not just "looking at this gross picture you can't show on YouTube"? Someone suggested splitting Kevin from the Tranch and doing two streams and I'm leaning on that idea. I like my streams 1 ~ 2 hours long, and videos are the best content (either 3 ~ 5 minute long shorts, or longer videos that you can skim through and show highlights of).

I very much recommend the gifsets of Kevvie's selfies, showing the disconcerting way his angle is EXACTLY the same for every single one. Also highlights his auogynesmile and horrific hairline/side shave/combover. I don't have them saved but im sure someone will see this and link/embed them somewhere (pretty please)

Also make sure to mention when he bought a ticket for Wedge (one of his "girlfriends," as well as a clown prostitute with a busted asshole) to fly out to CO to see him, picked him up from the airport, and promptly drove him to another "girlfriends" house where Wedge stayed and fucked them for at least half the trip. He then went back to the tranch and made awful porn with Kevryn for the second part of the trip.

 

[Say What Now?]

[SPOILER

Spoiler: Examine at your own peril, im serious

I hate that I know who that belongs to.

 

[5574]

Spoiler: NSFL, have you found the natal yet?

why did this have to be so fucking bloody. troons are just trying to gross us out on purpose at this point

 

[White Devil]

why did this have to be so fucking bloody. troons are just trying to gross us out on purpose at this point

Nice attempt to fit in.

 

[AMHOLIO]

So, in conclusion, I should state that I am not an pussy doctor (although if you are a woman I will gladly inspect your vagina, just don't expect relevant medical information).

If you're a slimeball, you could open up a psychic reading shop next to a college that tells people their fortune based on the way their vagina looks. Just make up something and crazy new age chicks would love spreading their legs for you! Don't be surprised when your main clientel are post kids middle age and old ladies though. And you'll probably get all the troons too!

what

85% of all troons on twitter are white. There's been documented conflicts between troons and black women where troons say, "if you count THAT (black women) as a woman, then why not meeeee", and black women go straight for their balls for saying it. There are a lot who are either hard feminist (who are usually on the black power wave too) or christians who think a man is a man no matter how he dresses. Troons talk about shitting on whytee, but never ever contribute to anything but their own causes and shit on all women of all races at once out of vagina envy & fetishism. I understand your extreme vitriol at black people after the summer of the broken windows even if I don't agree on it, but you've seen the troon thread. In 20 pages only 2 people posted will be any other color than pasty wonderbread white. Face it, they may say "black trans lives matter more than everyone else!"n but the trans lives are in 72pt font, bolded, underlined, and italicized for the self absorbed's pleasure.

So let the brave and stunning transladies just suffer and die? And we're supposedly the ones murdering them by saying mean things online.

The best way to deal with mentally ill patients is to decide they're someone else's problem now, apparently. And the best way to deal with an infected piercing someone insist on having is to let them keep it, probably.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Imagine spending a decade extra in school only to have mentally ill men force you to pretend everythingisfine.jpg

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Hahnestly people, only a certified FUCKHOLEMEATSLEEVE-doctor can tell, with the proper tools. Probably not even they can tell though, just being real here tbh.

To demonstrate I will post below only ONE natal breeder CUMDEPOSITORY hngfsngn and TWO True and Honest, New and Improved NeoFUCKHOLES ( courtesy neovaginadisasters.com )

See if you can tell the difference

Spoiler

you can't

Spoiler: NFSW

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Spoiler: Examine at your own peril, im serious

Spoiler: NSFL, have you found the natal yet?

These assholes are seriously out here trying to compare prime rib to a rotten hamburger you found in a dumpster trying to say they're the same thing.

 

[Fareal]

If you're a slimeball, you could open up a psychic reading shop next to a college that tells people their fortune based on the way their vagina looks. Just make up something and crazy new age chicks would love spreading their legs for you! Don't be surprised when your main clientel are post kids middle age and old ladies though. And you'll probably get all the troons too!

85% of all troons on twitter are white. There's been documented conflicts between troons and black women where troons say, "if you count THAT (black women) as a woman, then why not meeeee", and black women go straight for their balls for saying it. There are a lot who are either hard feminist (who are usually on the black power wave too) or christians who think a man is a man no matter how he dresses. Troons talk about shitting on whytee, but never ever contribute to anything but their own causes and shit on all women of all races at once out of vagina envy & fetishism. I understand your extreme vitriol at black people after the summer of the broken windows even if I don't agree on it, but you've seen the troon thread. In 20 pages only 2 people posted will be any other color than pasty wonderbread white. Face it, they may say "black trans lives matter more than everyone else!"n but the trans lives are in 72pt font, bolded, underlined, and italicized for the self absorbed's pleasure.

The best way to deal with mentally ill patients is to decide they're someone else's problem now, apparently. And the best way to deal with an infected piercing someone insist on having is to let them keep it, probably.

“The spirits of the yoni are telling me that there‘s a 41% chance of you committing suicide, pilgrim”

 

[Seven Costanza]

Kev-Kev projecting like an IMAX Theatre:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1387045450113454087

Yes, a man who's blocked over 10,000 people (October 2020) is a snowflake. Also, LOL at Kevin calling someone else pathetic.

It's been surreal to watch virtually every single American "leftist", "anarchist", and "antifascist" uncritically support any and all of the corporate/governmental corona mandates with zero hesitation, introspection, or analysis.

Modern American leftism is just secular sharia. A religious devotion to a "woke" authoritarian state.

The mask bullshit is, of course, an extra security blanket for troons. If you were trying to "look like a woman" (and failing) then surely covering half your face would help.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I'm fine with helping, although I won't speak over the mic for a stream. If you'd like quick highlights of Kevin-related content, I've a list of notes which starts here.

@Null I’m quite the Gibesologist and would be happy to mother fuck Kevin and da ranch on stream if you need mic work.

as far as research. Start with Kevin being a literal B tard after his dad died at 13 and basically became a computer obsessed neet. Made shit deviant art he tried to sell at cons and met his fiancé. with his fiancé at some point he bumps into Jen and later Penny.
he eventually troons out and his finance dumped him but they cohabitate with her boyfriend and he was in a literal cuckshed ala-Todd in the shadows.

not much between then and the founding of the first ranch. That’s when the farms get interested in Kevin (he was discovered on Tranny side shows).

Penny “owns” Jen and Kevin, they both wear steel collars that they never takeoff because Penny holds the key. Jen was also a fucking NEET but was also molested. Penny was molested so bad as a child that he needed his asshole to be rebuilt.

Kevin has a shit load of “GFS” but only Penny, Jen and Hailey (wedge) are irl.

Troons who get booted from ram ranch have tried to cancel Penny for rape. Never sticks.

That’s my highlights that arnt commonly talked about. Feel free to ask for more info. I am AFK so can’t provide links atm but can help find them if need be.

I am hyped.

edit: oh and there’s lots of comparisons to south park. Kevin is literally Cartman and Mr Garrison. Cartman because he literally can’t stop blerting out shit, so much so that I am convinced he got the Alec Bauldwin “tweet your thoughts” device.

mr Garrison is easy as he looks like a man but got the SRS and also is a “lesbian” but talks like a college bro who wants to “slay some vag”.

kevin really is every AGP troon stereotype. So much so that’s it’s honestly offensive in how lazy of a stereotype it is. I can’t think of a single stereotype Kevin doesn’t fall into. That’s why we love him.

I am hyped.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

85% of all troons on twitter are white. There's been documented conflicts between troons and black women where troons say, "if you count THAT (black women) as a woman, then why not meeeee", and black women go straight for their balls for saying it. There are a lot who are either hard feminist (who are usually on the black power wave too) or christians who think a man is a man no matter how he dresses. Troons talk about shitting on whytee, but never ever contribute to anything but their own causes and shit on all women of all races at once out of vagina envy & fetishism. I understand your extreme vitriol at black people after the summer of the broken windows even if I don't agree on it, but you've seen the troon thread. In 20 pages only 2 people posted will be any other color than pasty wonderbread white. Face it, they may say "black trans lives matter more than everyone else!"n but the trans lives are in 72pt font, bolded, underlined, and italicized for the self absorbed's pleasure.

This is also probably why they fit in so very well on the American Left, particularly among the Wokeandians--the entire fucking Progressive movement is self-absorbed people, mostly White, and during the summer of broken windows...

Turns out if you want to go fucking shit up in the Black neighborhoods, but don't want the established media calling you the racists you are? You just gotta accessorize with BLM merch.

On a certain level, though, it is hilarious to see how much troons are a pet minority for the Wokeandians given troons are as good at hiding their bigotry as they are at...well...being women--with the same zero or near-zero attempts to hide it, too.

 

[mickey339]

And just like Nigger lives matter, troons not only want to STEAL and APPROPRIATE our spaces and shout over our voices, both groups want:

* To Push out all white people and natal women
* To ENSLAVE all white people and natal women (to BUILD and MAINTAIN--as neither group will do this)
* To create a permanent class of "Untouchables" (Whites and women) while yoinking Brahmin class and wearing it as a costume (Because they are subhuman)
* To humiliate and demoralize whites and women for perpetuity without considering that the pendulum swings both ways.

Personally, I am hopeful that the pendulum swings back in my lifetime. Because hooooo, boy, will a couple groups be blubbering HARD for the return of the kinder Antebellum days.

White supremacist feminism was bound to happen (for good and bad)

edit: meant true and honest feminazism

 

[absolutely not]

@Null I’m quite the Gibesologist and would be happy to mother fuck Kevin and da ranch on stream if you need mic work.

as far as research. Start with Kevin being a literal B tard after his dad died at 13 and basically became a computer obsessed neet. Made shit deviant art he tried to sell at cons and met his fiancé. with his fiancé at some point he bumps into Jen and later Penny.
he eventually troons out and his finance dumped him but they cohabitate with her boyfriend and he was in a literal cuckshed ala-Todd in the shadows.

not much between then and the founding of the first ranch. That’s when the farms get interested in Kevin (he was discovered on Tranny side shows).

Penny “owns” Jen and Kevin, they both wear steel collars that they never takeoff because Penny holds the key. Jen was also a fucking NEET but was also molested. Penny was molested so bad as a child that he needed his asshole to be rebuilt.

Kevin has a shit load of “GFS” but only Penny, Jen and Hailey (wedge) are irl.

Troons who get booted from ram ranch have tried to cancel Penny for rape. Never sticks.

That’s my highlights that arnt commonly talked about. Feel free to ask for more info. I am AFK so can’t provide links atm but can help find them if need be.

I am hyped.

edit: oh and there’s lots of comparisons to south park. Kevin is literally Cartman and Mr Garrison. Cartman because he literally can’t stop blerting out shit, so much so that I am convinced he got the Alec Bauldwin “tweet your thoughts” device.

mr Garrison is easy as he looks like a man but got the SRS and also is a “lesbian” but talks like a college bro who wants to “slay some vag”.

kevin really is every AGP troon stereotype. So much so that’s it’s honestly offensive in how lazy of a stereotype it is. I can’t think of a single stereotype Kevin doesn’t fall into. That’s why we love him.

I am hyped.

And don’t forget that Jen also ate feces and posted about it on something awful. @Null

 

[s0mbra]

Don't forget we found kevin bc he said he enjoyed dialating, and now he refuses to do it and his rotpocket is sealing up