Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Spoonomancer]

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https://twitter.com/troothqueen/status/1387064941123940359 | https://archive.md/Yx3ml (archived 3 hours ago but not posted here, which always makes me wonder)

Your interpretations welcome. Mine: Lou said he needs people to give him money to buy Airpods, figuring that this group of people engaged in a fun activity would be easy marks because they hadn't kicked him out yet. Attempting to be helpful, someone mentioned that Raycon makes great wireless earbuds for half the price of Apple's, so he'd have to raise less money if he went in that direction. Cue chimpout.

Lol he confirmed that he basically attempts to grift in chat groups

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Your interpretations welcome. Mine: Lou said he needs people to give him money to buy Airpods, figuring that this group of people engaged in a fun activity would be easy marks because they hadn't kicked him out yet. Attempting to be helpful, someone mentioned that Raycon makes great wireless earbuds for half the price of Apple's, so he'd have to raise less money if he went in that direction. Cue chimpout.

LOL, there's no way this isn't about the stupid Airpods. Lou you are so god damn predictable, I don't know why you do this vaguepoosting bullshit. Anyone who is familiar with you can see right through it.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Lol he confirmed that he basically attempts to grift in chat groups

We have kinda known that since the Ark saga tbh. He used to ask for help constantly in a popular furry discord and take the steam keys he won and try to spin them for money. he chimped out hard when people mentioned other sites that had the game for much much cheaper!

 

[unidentified code]

Archive.

 

[retard strength]

The stepdad he leaves to do all the home repairs and ignores/hides from, and the nephew he has exclaimed wanting to punch?

You sure, Lou?

 

[Immortal Technique]

This is one of the rare times he has actually called him a "stepfather" instead of his "father's brother" (or something like that)..... I've never really understood the incestuous nature he explains him. It's always been kinda weird.

 

[Dusk]

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https://twitter.com/troothqueen/status/1387064941123940359 | https://archive.md/Yx3ml (archived 3 hours ago but not posted here, which always makes me wonder)

Your interpretations welcome. Mine: Lou said he needs people to give him money to buy Airpods, figuring that this group of people engaged in a fun activity would be easy marks because they hadn't kicked him out yet. Attempting to be helpful, someone mentioned that Raycon makes great wireless earbuds for half the price of Apple's, so he'd have to raise less money if he went in that direction. Cue chimpout.

Lmao I am unable. He's so fragile that someone offering an alternative makes him sperg out. The carefully balanced psychosis he constructs of "this next consoomer good will fix me" must not be challenged. I know it hasn't worked yet, Lou, but that's just because you haven't found the right tablet! Eventually you'll order something online that'll make your life worth living! I mean, you could get a job and try to better yourself, but waiting for a miracle is way more practical.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

This is one of the rare times he has actually called him a "stepfather" instead of his "father's brother" (or something like that)..... I've never really understood the incestuous nature he explains him. It's always been kinda weird.

He usually wants a strong degree of separation between them - thus uses "my brother's father" with all of its unpleasant implications - and uses stepfather whenever Coach Zas' health is convenient or necessary for grifting.
I don't think there's anything deep or confusing about this, and it's extremely juvenile. It's the same as a toddler sucking up to his or her mother to buy something and going "I HATE YOU POOPYHEAD" when denied.

 

[Immortal Technique]

He usually wants a strong degree of separation between them - thus uses "my brother's father" with all of its unpleasant implications - and uses stepfather whenever Coach Zas' health is convenient or necessary for grifting.
I don't think there's anything deep or confusing about this, and it's extremely juvenile. It's the same as a toddler sucking up to his or her mother to buy something and going "I HATE YOU POOPYHEAD" when denied.

Ah. That makes more sense of the Gags household. Louie's father died, Mama Gags remarried, and had his step brother with another man. That's why Mama Gags cares more about that new husband, son, nephew bloodline. It explains the "stepfather" and "brother's father" shit more. Or, amI tracking this wrong?

 

[Theophilus Thistler]

Post we missed from yesterday. Lou's tunnel vision in glorious action. He's now offering shipping (EDIT: I can't read, the website is suggesting he offers shipping, he's still not offering shipping) and selling two of his tablets for much lower than their market value just to get his current new consoomer fixation. He is being particularly incoherent here, but sounds like he wants someone to lend him money NOW so he can have his airpods NOW - it simply cannot wait!

Spoiler: Screenshot from tweet

https://archive.md/CF0Ol

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Archive.

LOUMAN SHIELD 2 ACTIVATED!

Post we missed from yesterday. Lou's tunnel vision in glorious action. He's now offering shipping (EDIT: I can't read, the website is suggesting he offers shipping, he's still not offering shipping) and selling two of his tablets for much lower than their market value just to get his current new consoomer fixation. He is being particularly incoherent here, but sounds like he wants someone to lend him money NOW so he can have his airpods NOW - it simply cannot wait!

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Spoiler: Screenshot from tweet

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https://archive.md/CF0Ol

He's tried this grift before and got btfo. Also, thought you sold all this shit fatty.

 

[YumeNoHero]

Everything about this shit.

Can't wait for the Electronic Yard Sale arc. When the grift bucks ceases to come in, he will be even more desperate when it come to obtaining new shinies.

 

[Loona]

What? I think Lou's trying to be funny? It doesn't really make any sense though.

hwo3Y

• Yet another typo, this time it's "that'll of". You know the drill: "Lou the Writer, everyone."
• Notice how Lou never actually specifies what he wants. All he says is "What it will do is help me as I'm walking to try to keep my diabetes under control." This of course leaves a lot of open interpretations if you aren't following Lou closely. If someone is not acquainted with Lou, they would probably think the $100 is for some kind of exercise equipment.

Rvsct

Spoiler: full image

 

[YumeNoHero]

Spoiler: full image

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"Absolutely nothing is mandatory"
And Apple earbuds is not mandatory to your survival either. Keep walking, fatty! Walk like your life's depending on it!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Wasn't he crying not 2 or 3 days ago that he had to walk once to the store and was trying to scam inflated bus fare?

 

[SIGSEGV]

What? I think Lou's trying to be funny? It doesn't really make any sense though.

"Does Lou have a balanced diet?"
No. Vegetables are plant-based

 

[Umgee]

My bet is that the Doctor told him that he needs to do something to lose weight and not become bed ridden, so he or she recommended walking. Lou sees a grifting opportunity to buy a new shiny.

It’s a win-win scenario for him. Because if he doesn’t get the donations and can’t buy the AirPods, then he’ll just refuse to walk anyways and see it as a perfectly valid reason that he can’t do the bare minimum of exercise.

If he does get the donations and manages to buy the AirPods, then he has a new shiny to make him feel better about his life for an hour….but he still probably won’t go for a walk, that’s way too .

 

[Umgee]

Also, this airpods charade is proof that Lou lied about having money saved from his stimmy to make himself look better. If he did, he would have used it for the airpods rather than waiting and hoping for donations.

I don’t believe he is above begging before using his own money or anything like that, I’m just calling it like I see it. He probably spent that whole check the second it entered his bank account.

 

[absolutely not]

Do y’all think he uses a scooty-puff when he goes to wal-mart? The thought tickles me.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

What? I think Lou's trying to be funny? It doesn't really make any sense though.

hwo3Y

Trump administration dipshit Larry Kudlow was ridiculed a couple of days ago for saying that Joe Biden wants Americans to drink "plant-based beer," as if there were any other kind. Chuck Schumer successfully scored off of him. Lou tried to do the same and failed.

This is apparently some furry shit that I can't be arsed to research:

https://twitter.com/troothqueen/status/1387408625950470145