Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Anonymus Fluhre]

https://www.fiverr.com/aemphis

Did anyone ever teach her how to dance? She's so wooden. Even my girl can shuffle and swing. (Though I don't consider shuffling dancing)

 

[Constellationzero]

You can make it in pop without the first two. The problem with this video in particular is more the third one and failing at basic things like keeping the girl you are singing about vague and relatable rather than throwing an autistic over explanation into your release and making it creepy by laser focusing in on "no I really just want to pressure this one chick I don't even know into dating me."

Piggybacking on that...

Going back to Dora Hall. Let's make some comparisons because she really is the gold standard for Russell Greer types of the distant past.

* She "allegedly" had acting/singing background doing old Vaudeville shows. No one has ever been able to find or produce any receipts on that. It is just alleged. For all we know, she has NO background. Perhaps fell down the stairs and hit her head.
* Her husband, Leo Hulsmann runs the SOLO cup company. He also had some side ventures: Owning recording studios and owning a couple sound stages. He rented these out and likely made his side money that way. But both recording studios and sound stages were also used to pump out the audio/visual abortions his wife shat out.
* Catfishing via "FREE Top Tune record!" Either send in a coupon or they sometimes came with the SOLO package. To this day when I antique shop and go flea marketing, I see the occasional intact SOLO packages with the record still in it--or the coupon intact.
You got a top tune--a contemporary top ten hit (Hulsmann didn't technically lie), but you got catfished hard with some Phyllis Diller looking old woman.

Which leads me to Relateable...

* Dora Hall was not only NOT relateable... she wasn't very good at either singing or acting. Don't take my word for it. Look her up on Youtube. She was an aging GRANDMOTHER by the late 1960's and early 1970's... and she was putting Americans across the continent in TRACTION from the sheer, awe-inspiring cringe. Songs like "I Like it Like That," "Downtown," "These Boots Are Made For Walking" are the 1960's and 1970's equivalent of my high school gym teacher deciding to take up a singing career and cover Black Metal, Drill, Louisiana Bounce, and even RuPaul hits. Like...nah...

* Hulsmann tried using his SOLO Cup money to rocket his wife to fame with free giveaways and by shopping around very shitty variety shows to TV networks. None of them were syndicated and almost nobody has seen or heard them--but you can see them on Youtube. Not even paying (bribing) Hot stars like Rich Little, Rosie Grier, Oliver, and Frank Sinatra Jr. could get people to watch even for five minutes just to point and laugh.

And these are apt comparisons to our resident greasy gourd: Unattractive both physically and spiritually. Unrelateable. Simultaneously 30 years old, yet elderly and ready for the day room at the retirement home. Cringey, unfunny, boring, formulaic, and a complete PEST. Like Dora Hall's little 45's, Russell Greer's music is the 21 century audible SPAM needing filtered out.

Luckily many of these ladies have ignored his life changing DM's.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Does anyone have the link to her Fiver page? I would be interested to see it and maybe how Russ tracked it down. She is a good looking girl and I am sure Russ sent out some DMs about what a nice guy he is and how he wears a suit.

The link's been shared, but the way I found her was just searching "music video" and she pops right up. I'm sure that's probably what Russ did too.

Him leaving a review (as Underestimated2) just confirms it.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I’m more worried about the time suck and emotional investment of being sued and harassed. That absolutely does take a toll and is probably stressful as hell. We know he’ll never win, but when you have to pay for an attorney or the fees to file paperwork it can probably fuck with you. Didn't the girl he harassed that got him trouble actually try to befriend him and feel bad for him? Russ isn’t a danger bc he’s mobile and agile, or some 5d chess master villain, he’s a snake in the grass. He pretends he’s sleeping to lull people into stepping on him so he can lash out and bite like a nasty tempered chihuahua.

Since this isn't going at all the way he planned, I bet he's going to post that all the negative feedback is the fault of the Farms. Then I suspect a lawsuit is in the works, either another one against Null, or against Yovanna for not doing....something.

the threat he poses to Yovanna is substantially less, because she lives in a country which a) is not part of the USA or its territories, and b) conducts legal and other official business entirely in Spanish, which pipsqueak here doesn't speak; even if he could find a Dominican solicitor willing to take on idiotic cases from non-Hispanophone foreign clients, he would get absolutely rinsed
and given his fear of flying, and that there are no ferries between the USA and Caribbean islands, there is zero chance of him posing any physical threat - unless he somehow works out how to charter a private boat, which is unlikely in the extreme

She’s in Bulgaria. He probably doesn’t even know her (real) name. She can block him and forget he ever existed, if she hasn’t already.

plus, Bulgaria uses Cyrillic script, meaning that even if he somehow worked out how to contact the courts, he couldn't even read their responses, never mind understand the language

 

[Windex]

(Her - or her social media manager - reply above, for whomever requested it up thread)
I’m anxiously awaiting the inevitable Facebook post from Russ.

“I relied upon Yovanna’s cheering me on and openly supporting my song about her. Which cost me all my stimulus money, but since I was relying upon her actions like encouraging me about it - she even went out of her way to say it on my birthday!!! - and then she can’t even follow me back!! She has a duty to her fans, she can’t just basically tell me to make an expensive video and then disappear on me.

All I wanted was for her to like, subscribe, and share my video before our Vegas date, which of course is the natural conclusion to that chain of events. I just want to be known by the fruits of my labor, and showcase my many talents that I can’t show because of my paralyzed face. I don’t think have any choice but to file suit for eleventy million dollars.”

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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(Her - or her social media manager - reply above, for whomever requested it up thread)
I’m anxiously awaiting the inevitable Facebook post from Russ.

“I relied upon Yovanna’s cheering me on and openly supporting my song about her. Which cost me all my stimulus money, but since I was relying upon her actions like encouraging me about it - she even went out of her way to say it on my birthday!!! - and then she can’t even follow me back!! She has a duty to her fans, she can’t just basically tell me to make an expensive video and then disappear on me.

All I wanted was for her to like, subscribe, and share my video before our Vegas date, which of course is the natural conclusion to that chain of events. I just want to be known by the fruits of my labor, and showcase my many talents that I can’t show because of my paralyzed face. I don’t think have any choice but to file suit for eleventy million dollars.”

Most guys can get away with a $50 date, then there's Russ. Coercion and pity. When all else fails (and it will) lawsuit!

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

Did anyone ever teach her how to dance? She's so wooden. Even my girl can shuffle and swing. (Though I don't consider shuffling dancing)

She might not be the best dancer, but at least she's doing something other than insurance fraud and Facebook/email scams, which is more than you can say for most Bulgarians.

Regardless I don't think the guy who made the video or the girl dancing should factor into the discussion at all. They were paid to do a job and they did it, albeit for one of the most cringe people to have ever lived, but I wouldn't really expect the average Eastern European to have any clue who Russell is. I'm also not sure they would have even been privy to his real name to do a basic cursory search when making the video for him to begin with as I'm not sure how much info gets shared between customer and creator on Fiver beyond the username as I would assume Fiver itself handles the actual monetary transaction.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

She might not be the best dancer, but at least she's doing something other than insurance fraud and Facebook/email scams, which is more than you can say for most Bulgarians.

Regardless I don't think the guy who made the video or the girl dancing should factor into the discussion at all. They were paid to do a job and they did it, albeit for one of the most cringe people to have ever lived, but I wouldn't really expect the average Eastern European to have any clue who Russell is. I'm also not sure they would have even been privy to his real name to do a basic cursory search when making the video for him to begin with, as I don't know how much info actually gets shared between customer and creator on Fiver beyond the username as I would assume Fiver itself handles the actual monetary transaction.

Apparently that's one way to pay, but apparently there's others. I've never used the site personally. There's other independent contract sites/ freelancers I trust more. At least they don't take too much from sellers, just 20%.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Based on some of the commenters using phrases like suck me my penis, keep cleaning toilets, dingus and pipsqueak, it's pretty obvious there's a few kiwis thrown in the mix. But even regular redditors are piling on him for his misleading description of the video.

Let's not pretend at least a tenth of the internet doesn't lurk here at some time or another, probably while shitting all over it. I've seen plenty of comments saying go look at the farms about this guy and tut-tut the site at the same time, and I'm damn sure most of them don't have accounts

 

[DrJonesHat]

the threat he poses to Yovanna is substantially less, because she lives in a country which a) is not part of the USA or its territories, and b) conducts legal and other official business entirely in Spanish, which pipsqueak here doesn't speak; even if he could find a Dominican solicitor willing to take on idiotic cases from non-Hispanophone foreign clients, he would get absolutely rinsed
and given his fear of flying, and that there are no ferries between the USA and Caribbean islands, there is zero chance of him posing any physical threat - unless he somehow works out how to charter a private boat, which is unlikely in the extreme

She doesn't live in the Dominican Republic. She was born in Florida, she's American. She seems to live some of the time in LA and some in London. Souce: Her IMDB page. He could sue her if he wanted to, but he has even weaker grounds than when he sued Taylor. Her profile says she's bilingual in English and Spanish, but if Russ somehow manages to directly contact her, I hope she pretends she doesn't speak English just to fuck with him. He could conceivably get her phone number, he's paid for info before.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Why even go to the About page? Let's see what's on the front page...
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Not only is his website a mess of formatting, but his ad about his new song is completely illegible.

It's like a metaphor for Russell's life: it's vaguely okay, but it's fucked up in ways that can only be the fault of the little gremlin himself.

It's just incredible. There is not a single thing he can do correctly. Writing lyrics, web design, dressing fancy, legal arguments, every single thing he tries he's bad at, and not just bad, but so bad that even someone who had never tried doing that thing before could do better. He's so incompetent that he has, like, negative skill at everything. How do you fuck up something as simple as a website formatting?

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's just incredible. There is not a single thing he can do correctly. Writing lyrics, web design, dressing fancy, legal arguments, every single thing he tries he's bad at, and not just bad, but so bad that even someone who had never tried doing that thing before could do better. He's so incompetent that he has, like, negative skill at everything. How do you fuck up something as simple as a website formatting?

This happens when you're an idiot and you think you're a genius.

 

[The Great Citracett]

About the only thing he seems to have figured out is how to post his videos to YouTube by himself. Unless he's just paying someone else to do it for him now.

For a few of his videos he paid Distrokid to upload them and they left the comments and likes open so he can't just shut them off and pretend everybody loves him.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Yo Yovanna is about body positivity because Yovanna's body makes Russ' pee-pee hard, which is a positive emotion, duh. Stupid Kiwi Farmers.

 

[StinkySnack]

He's so incompetent that he has, like, negative skill at everything.

Love this sentence. "Negative skill" perfectly describes the pipsqueak.

 

[The Nostril Whisperer]

I would not be at all surprised to hear this on the radio. It honestly doesn't sound any worse than pop music. I would rather listen to this song than Cardi B.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

I would not be at all surprised to hear this on the radio. It honestly doesn't sound any worse than pop music. I would rather listen to this song than Cardi B.

That's like saying you'd rather eat shit with ketchup vs bbq sauce. You're sill eating shit.

 

[StraightShooter2]

It's just incredible. There is not a single thing he can do correctly. Writing lyrics, web design, dressing fancy, legal arguments, every single thing he tries he's bad at, and not just bad, but so bad that even someone who had never tried doing that thing before could do better. He's so incompetent that he has, like, negative skill at everything. How do you fuck up something as simple as a website formatting?

The only thing he's an expert at is fucking up in ways that seem impossible for normal people.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The only thing he's an expert at is fucking up in ways that seem impossible for normal people.

And when he does so, it's entertaining, so I suppose you could say he's good at entertaining people, just not how he wants to.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Let’s be clear here: Catchy ≠ Good.

Yo Yovanna is a terrible song that I would never play for my GF/family/friends, or listen to at all outside of when I read this thread.

Its easy to write a catchy piece of music, and I agree that the production company is likely responsible for giving it that commercial feel. It sounds like a million other cheap pop songs, or background music played over advertisements.

Remember, Rebecca Black’s “Friday” was catchy too.

She may be a bad songwriter, but her "Friday" sounds like Bob Dylan's "Like A Rolling Stone" compared to anything Russ could ever dream of writing.

Also, have you seen her lately? Hochi mochi, she got hot.