Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Read the thread. It only gets better.

It is a catchy song. Of course, it's impossible to know to what degree Russell is actually responsible for that. I'd be prepared to believe that the production company he hired punched it up a lot.
What if Russ made some kind of Faustian bargain where he can write really catchy songs that get stuck in peoples heads. But they always suck. Admittedly I've got yo, Yovanna stuck in my head too. When I'm not paying attention I catch myself singing I don't get you Taylor Swift.
 
Is Bulgaria a particularly poor country? I know Eastern Europe isn't the greatest place but it's not like the -stan countries where they kidnap brides and drive donkey carts on the street, is it?
Bulgaria was considered the arm pit of the Soviet Block back in the day and most likely the EU feels that way now. There is no need to kidnap a bride in Bulgaria as you can readily order one by mail. And even the poorest Bulgarian can manage owning or time-sharing a vehicle fated to the scrap heap in the majority of the world, unless you are confusing donkeys with Volkswagens.
I think they have a shitload of gypsies, but the dude with the cyrillic username probably knows better than me.
You’re more likely to encounter gypsies in the UK or France than Bulgaria or even Romania as they prey on tourists and government benefits and local council ineptitude.

As for Svetlana, my best guess is she ended up in Bulgaria after being turned down by Russia and the rest of Eastern Europe in her pursuit of higher education, is diligently saving her €€€ (that explains the tacos verses enchiladas), and will return to Russia in the next five year plan.

Edit: I suck at prepositions, apologies
 
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So I'm watching the video and it looks pretty simple. I see a dancer and a guy with a steady cam filming in zero-cost locations around Romania. There are only three times where the dancers mouth line up with the lyrics. If you watch it with the sound off, it works with literally any pop song. I'm guessing this cost Russ less than $5k all in. The more I watch it (because come on man we gotta drive up the views and encourage more of this) the less I'm impressed.

If you take a look at that russian prostitute's fiverr, you'll see that a dancing video of her costs only couple hundred dollars. With song production and marketing thrown in, I don't think he spent more than $2000. If that.
 
The nice thing about pipsqueak is that he's retarded. The bad thing about pipsqueak is also that he's retarded. He hasn't lost his shit yet because he's just that stupid. He's so stupid he's still hoping for some kinda positive, validating reaction. If he weren't such a fucking half-wit we'd be getting to watch his narc meltdown right now. But noooo, we have to wait for dumb-dumb to catch up with the rest of the class before we're treated to what should be an extremely amusing (but also cringy) spectacle.

Figure it out already, pipsqueak. This isn't going to go the way that you want. What you want will literally never happen.
 
Bulgaria was considered the arm pit of the Soviet Block back in the day and most likely the EU feels that way now. There is no need to kidnap a bride in Bulgaria as you can readily order one by mail. And even the poorest Bulgarian can manage owning or time-sharing a vehicle fated to the scrap heap in the majority of the world, unless you are confusing donkeys with Volkswagens.

You’re more likely to encounter gypsies in the UK or France than Bulgaria or even Romania as they prey on tourists and government benefits and local council ineptitude.

As for Svetlana, my best guess is she ended up in Bulgaria after being turned down by Russia and the rest of Eastern Europe in her pursuit of higher education, is diligently saving her €€€ (that explains the tacos verses enchiladas), and will return to Russia in the next five year plan.

Edit: I suck at prepositions, apologies
Actually sofia is a nice place been there, i also recommend the boliana church and monistary
 
Has Russ even attempted to explain how this song could be interpreted as being about accepting yourself? I've been twisting my brain into knots trying to understand how he could pass it off as anything but a thirst anthem.
I think I broke the code. It doesn't make sense that watching this blonde, anorexic model is supposed to inspire me, somehow, to "accept myself" or be happy with the body God gave me. Lyrics that are all about Russ trying to weasel his way up this girl's skirt doesn't make me feel better about myself. There is nothing about it to which I can relate. Then it hit me. Of course it doesn't inspire me! It's not about me! It's alllllll about the one and only Russell Greer!

This song (for lack of a better word) is nothing more than an elaborate demonstration of how Russell accepts himself. It proves that he has the courage to not only hit on a woman who wouldn't notice him if he set himself on fire in front of her, but to put it to music (still lacking a better word), pay to have a professional video produced, and release it into the world. It's an anthem to how heroically he overcame his plights, fought his way through the gauntlet of the naysayers, and defied all odds to accept himself, love himself, and embrace the courage of his convictions! It's about Russell. Because of course it is. Since when has anything in his world not been about him and only him?

Unfortunately for Russell, he has failed. Because the next part? The part where the world listens with astonishment at this thing of beauty? The part where it immediately shoots to #1? The part where Yovanna can't believe it is she who is the benefactress of this musical masterpiece, his magnum opus, and rushes to him to meet his embrace in a long, passionate (albeit messy) kiss? Yeah, that didn't happen. Too bad, Russ. Better luck next time.
 
Leave it to Rusty to not even scratch the surface as to why people aren't watching the Oscars. Protip: dollars to donuts, I'd bet that it's because average Americans are sick and tired of being preached to by limousine liberals who depend on those average Americans to fund their lavish lifestyles. But no, make it about your fucking disability once again, like everything else in life. THIS behavior is why people take a shit on you, Rusty.

Here, Rusty.



Having autism and Moebius must be a special type of hell. Imagine wanting to avoid eye contact, but you can't move your eyes.
Read that in Ralph's voice lmao
 
When I'm not paying attention I catch myself singing I don't get you Taylor Swift.
Both "I Get You" and "I Don't Get You" are fascinating for how strange they are, sort of like "So Need a Cute Girl." It's different, I think, than "Yo, Yovanna!" "Yo, Yovanna!" is bad, but it's not bizarre enough to stick with you on the basis of that quality alone.
 
You all didn't believe me when I said this has the makings of a Billboard 100 song. It really does, and that isn't a huge compliment. It just means its the kind of generic shit you hear on the radio and people will sing along to. If he wasn't such a sped and put all this dumb shit in the video it may have even gotten him laid.
 
So I'm watching the video and it looks pretty simple. I see a dancer and a guy with a steady cam filming in zero-cost locations around Romania. There are only three times where the dancers mouth line up with the lyrics. If you watch it with the sound off, it works with literally any pop song. I'm guessing this cost Russ less than $5k all in. The more I watch it (because come on man we gotta drive up the views and encourage more of this) the less I'm impressed.
I would say less than $5k. You can do a lot more with $5k. Probably $500-$1200 total. Youtube singers with close to a million subs tend to spend $5k to $7k on videos and you can see the difference in quality.

Oddly enough but I recently learned that these music video producers use multiple brand new hard drives per video which can boost the cost the video by hundreds of dollars.
 
Let’s be clear here: Catchy ≠ Good.

Yo Yovanna is a terrible song that I would never play for my GF/family/friends, or listen to at all outside of when I read this thread.

Its easy to write a catchy piece of music, and I agree that the production company is likely responsible for giving it that commercial feel. It sounds like a million other cheap pop songs, or background music played over advertisements.

Remember, Rebecca Black’s “Friday” was catchy too.
 
She's flailing her arms around like something out of a deodorant ad too. Hands up if you use Right Guard? Not sure how waving your arms about and bending over is classed as dancing, but at least she's more attractive than Russ and his keytar.
Svetlana looks like she's attempting interpretive dance while having zero experience or knowledge on it. It's like the kid from Sia's videos grew up but forgot all her damn training

I got real freaked out thinking that I had written this and completely forgotten. May your tacos always be salty, my friend.

And holy shit, these reddit comments are killing me. I had no idea Russ was so known outside of the farms.
Based on some of the commenters using phrases like suck me my penis, keep cleaning toilets, dingus and pipsqueak, it's pretty obvious there's a few kiwis thrown in the mix. But even regular redditors are piling on him for his misleading description of the video.


You realize you're not a mod right? I only ask because you treat this thread like your own little fiefdom, and constantly backseat moderate. Yeah interacting with a cow is retarded, but it's not your place to call people out on it.
Gonna have to agree, his hate boner for StraightShooter2 is getting annoying too.


Has Russ even attempted to explain how this song could be interpreted as being about accepting yourself? I've been twisting my brain into knots trying to understand how he could pass it off as anything but a thirst anthem.
He has not attempted to explain because he can't, the song has nothing inspirational and nothing to do with positivity. It's just a thot thirts song, plain and simple. How does one say it's about positivity when the first seconds he says she's hot like a sauna, later says she has millions of followers but he hopes to get through and just to trainwreck himself all the way, slurps at the end about wanting to take her to dinner in Vegas.

Hell he can't even claim she's the inspiration because she overcame something or had a disability, because the moron includes an actual image and full name of Yovanna so clearly it's about someone specific and that someone is hot and he want to date her.

It is with great dismay and shame that I have to tell you this: I had "yo yovanna" stuck in my head for the past day or so.
It's literally just the "Yo, Yovanna" part stuck for me, no other lyrics. 2 nights ago I mumbled "Yo, Monana" to my dog (word play on her name) and my SO looked at me with both disdain and amusement since they now know the song too. I shrugged and felt much shame lol
 
Svetlana looks like she's attempting interpretive dance while having zero experience or knowledge on it. It's like the kid from Sia's videos grew up but forgot all her damn training
lets not be mean to her
she managed to do a dance video to this song without dying of cringe when she heard the lyrics, that's admirable and deserves respect
 
If you take a look at that russian prostitute's fiverr, you'll see that a dancing video of her costs only couple hundred dollars. With song production and marketing thrown in, I don't think he spent more than $2000. If that.
Does anyone have the link to her Fiver page? I would be interested to see it and maybe how Russ tracked it down. She is a good looking girl and I am sure Russ sent out some DMs about what a nice guy he is and how he wears a suit.
 
So I tried my hand at making a music video, and I did a parody of Russell Greer's Yo Yovanna. Here's the end result:


(Lyrics are in the description - here's a repost):

Yo, Yo Russell!
Do you know, you've got no muscles
Is that gym routine a lie?
You're smile is like Bundy
Or Dennis Rader
You make the girls wanna cry

I wanna slap ya, I wanna slap ya
Cause you should know your music is crap, yeah?
But with all the frivolous lawsuits that follow you
I don't know if my words will ever get through
So here's hoping
We find an opening
And you hear this diss we wrote for you

Yo, Russell! You, you gotta You gotta
Know you should quit creeping
Because the girls don't like it
Yo, Russell Do you, Do you wanna quit stalking?
Because you celebrity stalkers make the trolls start talking.
You quit being you. You quit being you. You quit being you.

Que pasa, Russell!
You, you You're possessive
Like john Hinckley and Jodie Foster
You, you have that rapist vibe
You're like an enema
You add pain to life
Your smile is like Jack Nicholson (Here's Johnny!)
The Shining was inspired by you

I wanna slap ya, I wanna slap ya
Cause you should know your music is crap, yeah?
But with all the frivolous lawsuits that follow you
I don't know if my words Will ever get through
So here's hoping
We find an opening
And you hear this diss track we wrote for you

Yo, Russell! You, you gotta You gotta
Know you should quit creeping
Because the girls don't like it
Yo, Russell Do you, Do you wanna quit stalking?
Because you celebrity stalkers make the trolls start talking
You quit being you. You quit being you. You quit being you.

Yo Russell! I just wanna say f*** you!

Yo, Russell! You, you gotta You gotta
Know you should quit creeping
Because the girls don't like it
Yo, Russell Do you, Do you wanna quit stalking?
Because you celebrity stalkers make the trolls start talking.
You quit being you. You quit being you. You quit being you.
 
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