Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[StraightShooter2]

And when he does so, it's entertaining, so I suppose you could say he's good at entertaining people, just not how he wants to.

I also think laziness has a role in it - I don't think he's willing to put more than the absolute bare minimum into anything he does (while at the same time expecting maximum return on his "investments").

 

[super thug]

I also think laziness has a role in it - I don't think he's willing to put more than the absolute bare minimum into anything he does (while at the same time expecting maximum return on his "investments").

Yes, this is quite right. He doesn't bother spell checking anything or making sure his sentences and little sayings are coherent because, you can tell, he believes he's about to have "people" to take care of all those little details for him. Shit, that money's all lined up and ready to drop right into his accounts! Where's it coming from? Hell if I know.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I would not be at all surprised to hear this on the radio. It honestly doesn't sound any worse than pop music. I would rather listen to this song than Cardi B.

That's not saying a whole lot about mass market pop music in general.

This is like someone on American Idol saying they can't sing but should still get a contract because other pop stars like Lindsay Lohan who arguably aren't particularly talented do.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Yeah, only Russell Greer could take a brunette Easter European dancer and try to squeeze her into being a discount TayTay for his amusement... in a video ostensibly about "body positivity" and a Dominican lady.

She is not completely unattractive, and she did get money out of rabbit-face without having to touch him or him touching her, so there is that.

Don't misunderstand me now, but, she managed to get 250+$ from him and it was 20 minutes work and it did not involve any physical contact with rabbit-man, I say more power to her.

That took a lot longer than 20 minutes of work, particularly as it required two people, multiple locations, etc. I'm sure she's clever and does a bunch of shooting for different projects at the same time but I'd say the product he got far exceeded the stimmy bucks he sent her way. Especially given the cringe of having to be associated and deal with Russ Greer in any way.

"Woo hoo" for impoverished former soviet states and the power of the US dollar, I guess.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Yes, this is quite right. He doesn't bother spell checking anything or making sure his sentences and little sayings are coherent because, you can tell, he believes he's about to have "people" to take care of all those little details for him. Shit, that money's all lined up and ready to drop right into his accounts! Where's it coming from? Hell if I know.

Probably thinks he'll have Yovanna's entire fanbase and resources once they hear the song.

During the Taylor saga he firmly believed that once they read his book, Taylor's entire fanbase would dump her and become rabid Greer stans literally overnight.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I would not be at all surprised to hear this on the radio. It honestly doesn't sound any worse than pop music. I would rather listen to this song than Cardi B.

What finally makes it unmarketable is the lyrics and subject matter, not the sound.

Also, have you seen her lately? Hochi mochi, she got hot.

Like a sauna/enchilada?

 

[Constellationzero]

This happens when you're an idiot and you think you're a genius.

That is always the "Take Away" here: Butternut doesn't think he needs to improve and he has no incentive to do so (like when you disable comments and likes).

And we all get that: It is ROUGH anytime you paint a picture, write a short story, create a music video or documentary, and you get feedback. Especially if that feedback is direct, blunt, or "mean spirited." And yes, sometimes feedback can be mean spirited, but a lot of people don't stop to consider that one person's perception of bullying is often another person's blunt, honest feedback. Just look at any American Idol show with Simon Cowell.
He ain't there to waste HIS time, but conversely, he doesn't want to waste YOUR time either. So what does he do? He delivers reality in the form of blunt feedback. He's even been known to tell a person they have potential, but should start smaller and appeal to audiences of bars, small venues or as a cover band/cover artist.
It can be humiliating and quite a shock to the system to hear raw honesty, but dammit, it's necessary. If for nothing else, it's to help people who DO eventually make it be better prepared to handle feedback in a productive way without destroying your productivity and creativity in the process.

 

[The Un-Clit]

What finally makes it unmarketable is the lyrics and subject matter, not the sound.

Like a sauna/enchilada?

Considering Svetlana here is Russian though living in Bulgaria, shouldn't it be "Hot like a banya" instead of sauna?

 

[Constellationzero]

Those tacos though...

I thought the shell looked like Blini left out on the porch to dry out. And there was almost nothing in it (the meat looks almost like fajita meat) and no cheese--no cotija or... Quark. That's what Eastern Block countries would like, huh?

Not trying to sound like an ass, but I've been to England and several countries in Europe (none of the eastern ones), and while I ate at local small restaurants and did not have fast food (even though McDicks and BK were everywhere), I had a bit of cultural shock because I never saw a single Messican restaurant--and my Ameicunt dumb ass LOVES Tex Mex (It's our junk food).

 

[Hedwig]

Those tacos though...

I thought the shell looked like Blini left out on the porch to dry out. And there was almost nothing in it (the meat looks almost like fajita meat) and no cheese--no cotija or... Quark. That's what Eastern Block countries would like, huh?

Not trying to sound like an ass, but I've been to England and several countries in Europe (none of the eastern ones), and while I ate at local small restaurants and did not have fast food (even though McDicks and BK were everywhere), I had a bit of cultural shock because I never saw a single Messican restaurant--and my Ameicunt dumb ass LOVES Tex Mex (It's our junk food).

Not gonna lie, I had surprisingly good Mexican food in the Czech Republic.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

the threat he poses to Yovanna is substantially less, because she lives in a country which a) is not part of the USA or its territories, and b) conducts legal and other official business entirely in Spanish, which pipsqueak here doesn't speak; even if he could find a Dominican solicitor willing to take on idiotic cases from non-Hispanophone foreign clients, he would get absolutely rinsed
and given his fear of flying, and that there are no ferries between the USA and Caribbean islands, there is zero chance of him posing any physical threat - unless he somehow works out how to charter a private boat, which is unlikely in the extreme

plus, Bulgaria uses Cyrillic script, meaning that even if he somehow worked out how to contact the courts, he couldn't even read their responses, never mind understand the language

This is comforting. I thought she was a foreign lady in America, I didn’t realize she was overseas. Hopefully he doesn’t butcher the legal process with google translate lmaooo. As amazing as that’s be it’s still be stressful as hell.

 

[DumbDude42]

Those tacos though...

I thought the shell looked like Blini left out on the porch to dry out. And there was almost nothing in it (the meat looks almost like fajita meat) and no cheese--no cotija or... Quark. That's what Eastern Block countries would like, huh?

Not trying to sound like an ass, but I've been to England and several countries in Europe (none of the eastern ones), and while I ate at local small restaurants and did not have fast food (even though McDicks and BK were everywhere), I had a bit of cultural shock because I never saw a single Messican restaurant--and my Ameicunt dumb ass LOVES Tex Mex (It's our junk food).

mexican restaurants in europe are much more rare than in america, and they're usually not fastfood or takeout like in the states but actual restaurants.
its considered a very exotic cuisine here, on a similar level as thai or japanese or indian.

 

[The Un-Clit]

trying to sound like an ass, but I've been to England and several countries in Europe (none of the eastern ones), and while I ate at local small restaurants and did not have fast food (even though McDicks and BK were everywhere), I had a bit of cultural shock because I never saw a single Messican restaurant--and my Americunt dumb ass LOVES Tex Mex (It's our junk food).

It's frustrating as hell how even just across the border into British Columbia and Vancouver being considered a major food culture melting pot there are almost ZERO "Mexican"/tex-mex restaurants here, not counting Taco Hell which is even further from real Mexican cuisine then tex-mex is.

I have to cross the border into Washington State (and with Covid, that's a no-go for the last year+) to find a traditional "chips and salsa on the table, menu you know before even sitting down will be plates of rice, refritos and whatever tacos or enchiladas etc. that you order which will be covered with cheddar cheese and sour cream everywhere" kind of restaurant. It's kind of amazing really. At least there IS a good one in the border town of Blaine (Paso Del Norte, give it a check next time you can, Vancouverites!) and a few more in Bellingham down the I5 but it's bizarre how it just...STOPS when so much other things American pass right on through.

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

Granted it's not as common as stateside, but you can find decent Mexican takeaway in England. If you ever happen to be in Bristol or Oxford, tell the Mission Burrito guys Niall says hi. Plus, there's quite a few Chipotles in London, if that's more your speed.

I've never found a pambazo anywhere in Europe though.

 

[Da Dude123]

This another example of what happens when you give a lolcow stimulus money. They spend it on stupid stuff. Russ Greer spends it to make a low rent music video for his crappy song. Lucas Werner spends it on weed, prime rib and a stay at the Motel 6. A fool and their money are soon parted.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I had a flash of.... brilliance? as I was taking a dump at work. Imagine Jason DeRulo covering Yo Yovanna. Fucking lol!

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Love this sentence. "Negative skill" perfectly describes the pipsqueak.

There's no other way to describe it, whether it's the law, trying to hit on women or music, you name it, he's been trying for years and is somehow worse at it than someone who's never attempted it before.

 

[SteveGoatman]

I'd respect Crusty Rusty a lot more if he were honest about his songs. Seriously, if he dropped the whole "it's a gift" and "you inspired me" thing and was brutally upfront that it was about wanting to nail hot girls it would still be creepy and gross, but at least it wouldn't be a lie. Millions of horny songs have been written, are being written right now, and will be written in the future. Own that shit. Like this timeless ditty that feels about on Rusty's level of creativity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwIWdIH_PBw

 

[Constellationzero]

There's no other way to describe it, whether it's the law, trying to hit on women or music, you name it, he's been trying for years and is somehow worse at it than someone who's never attempted it before.

That's where sheer hubris and arrogance gets you. Butternut is a walking, talking, pipping and squeaking cautionary tale.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

There's no other way to describe it, whether it's the law, trying to hit on women or music, you name it, he's been trying for years and is somehow worse at it than someone who's never attempted it before.

He's basically the opposite of a Renaissance Man.

So what would the historical inverse of the Renaissance be? Is Russ a Regression Man? A Collapse Man? Dark Ages Dude? There has to be a term for this phenomenon.