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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I love the image of a bunch of muslim clerics sitting around a table trying to decide whether or not allah is cool with you eating a fucking giraffe.
It is funny, but at the same time kind of interesting to look at the logic theologians go through when this stuff comes up.

Space travel is one. For Jews, religious observance is always subordinated to the success of the mission and the safety of the crew. Believe the Muslims have something similar.

Also, Muslims pray facing Earth. "If you don't know where Earth is, just pray."

EDIT to add: I'm not religious at all, but if I were in space and didn't know where Earth was, praying would be an excellent idea.
 
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My rotting leg was fine until the infection reached my blood and then it killed me.

The Tranch did a livestream this morning. I didn't see it, but there was a gem in the thread responses.

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We've been all wrong about them devastating the local fauna. This was actually the first step in their long term plan to become self-sufficient. They needed to clean out the low yield grasses currently growing on the property so they could plant species that would allow them to become self-sufficient. I did not see anything labelled Turn an Arid Desert into a Fertile Grassland on the Green Cover site the idiot who asked the question recommended, but I'm sure the gang has looked into the proper seed mixture to turn the Tranch into an alpaca paradise!
My rotting leg was fine until the infection reached my blood and then it killed me.

The Tranch did a livestream this morning. I didn't see it, but there was a gem in the thread responses.

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We've been all wrong about them devastating the local fauna. This was actually the first step in their long term plan to become self-sufficient. They needed to clean out the low yield grasses currently growing on the property so they could plant species that would allow them to become self-sufficient. I did not see anything labelled Turn an Arid Desert into a Fertile Grassland on the Green Cover site the idiot who asked the question recommended, but I'm sure the gang has looked into the proper seed mixture to turn the Tranch into an alpaca paradise!
So turning the land into their own personal “Burning Ma’am “ desert was intentional? Oh, okay.
 
It would be well deserved for some glowie to have to troon out to infiltrate the tranch compound. Surgery, HRT and all.


Yeah its pretty dystopian. They turned the entire educational system into nothing more than a cult-recruitment center. And if that wasn't bad enough, i dont know a single politician that even mentioned this may be a problem, and most parents also seem to be completely oblivious to this and then wonder why Johnnie turned into Janine and dyed his hair bright green after castrating himself.
I sadly, have to give the commies credit for how well this whole "March through the institutions" works. Nobody gives a fuck and they get free reign over the minds of the impressionable youth, and thus by extent most major institutions in media, arts, politics, banking and whatever else needs some retard with a diploma. I wonder if its even possible to revert at this point. You ban any kind of political influencing in schools and universities and you sack what feels like 80% of all teachers and professors, are going to loose your bank account and will be lit aflame by the media as literally hitler but for real this time. Doomposting aside, i really dont see how a peaceful solution could even be possible at this point.
One of the nearest shaves I ever had to revealing my power level was when I was made to talk about an article on how cortisol from racism made black babies die. We were assigned this shit, to give presentations, and told to "not use alternative sources, and merely discuss the implications.

I learned that day the point of these sessions is to essentially inoculate you into following the idea by making you think a consensus has been reached. The same reason they put Marx in sociology books, but never make you do any serious reading. You are meant to recognize it and smile and nod.

Her mistake was giving someone learning about medicine and chemistry half an hour to talk about how cortisol, a stress hormone easily tested for, is somehow massively present in black people, all black people living in America. which makes the babies smaller and die more. Then telling them they have to focus only on black people.

The problem is, that at high levels, the levels high enough to trigger small babies by the way, you become physical malformed, reek of a foul, sour odor, grow physically violent and paranoid, become unable to make close family connections, and get a literal hunchback. The fucking dance I did to avoid any implications there, because this is literally 1930s racial sciences.

I was told on my grade (which was a B-) that the focus should not have been on cortisol (the only drug mentioned), but other effects of systemic racism. Which I was not allowed to look up.

That article is still being used in her class last I heard too. You'd think she'd have replaced it with a better article by now.

Also, the tranch yarn review will be happening shortly. I'll be ordering it with a prepaid visa sometime in the next few weeks and dead dropping it at an asshole neighbor's house who will be on vacation when it arrives. Sorry Dave, you shouldn't be leafblowing your lawn every day at fucking 10 AM.
 
I learned that day the point of these sessions is to essentially inoculate you into following the idea by making you think a consensus has been reached
Perfectly put.

When I read headlines posted by @CatParty that state, "Why do police kill Black people?"

It is delivered finalized, complete and without debate. And repeated over and over and over...
 
It looks like their goal of turning an arid desert land into a lush, fertile farmland is just that. A goal. I dunno how they're gonna plant forage grass for the alpacas when they can't even spend the money to make a decent enclosure for 200+ them. On top of making an earthship that's only meant for deserts. They're more likely to turn it into a wasteland more toxic than their self-made lady holes.
I think the order should go grass followed by grazing animals instead of trying to seed the ground after you've got them there. I'm not a brave beautiful lady farmer tho so what do I know
 
It looks like their goal of turning an arid desert land into a lush, fertile farmland is just that. A goal. I dunno how they're gonna plant forage grass for the alpacas when they can't even spend the money to make a decent enclosure for 200+ them. On top of making an earthship that's only meant for deserts. They're more likely to turn it into a wasteland more toxic than their self-made lady holes.
I'm hoping they turn the grift dial up to 11 to pay for full on regular cloud seeding to attempt to induce enough rain to sustain a thicker groundcover - Only to have the rains wash away the dead soil and flood the electrical basement, burning out all the stuff. It'd be the perfect example of going full stupid and seeing ancillary consequences.
 
One of the nearest shaves I ever had to revealing my power level was when I was made to talk about an article on how cortisol from racism made black babies die. We were assigned this shit, to give presentations, and told to "not use alternative sources, and merely discuss the implications.

I learned that day the point of these sessions is to essentially inoculate you into following the idea by making you think a consensus has been reached. The same reason they put Marx in sociology books, but never make you do any serious reading. You are meant to recognize it and smile and nod.

Her mistake was giving someone learning about medicine and chemistry half an hour to talk about how cortisol, a stress hormone easily tested for, is somehow massively present in black people, all black people living in America. which makes the babies smaller and die more. Then telling them they have to focus only on black people.

The problem is, that at high levels, the levels high enough to trigger small babies by the way, you become physical malformed, reek of a foul, sour odor, grow physically violent and paranoid, become unable to make close family connections, and get a literal hunchback. The fucking dance I did to avoid any implications there, because this is literally 1930s racial sciences.

I was told on my grade (which was a B-) that the focus should not have been on cortisol (the only drug mentioned), but other effects of systemic racism. Which I was not allowed to look up.

That article is still being used in her class last I heard too. You'd think she'd have replaced it with a better article by now.

Also, the tranch yarn review will be happening shortly. I'll be ordering it with a prepaid visa sometime in the next few weeks and dead dropping it at an asshole neighbor's house who will be on vacation when it arrives. Sorry Dave, you shouldn't be leafblowing your lawn every day at fucking 10 AM.
I used to set the opposite paper, I basically posed the question "what would be the implications of...(changing some scientific constant)". It was designed to get students thinking what impact that constant has on the field they were studying and their lives.

That worked until I got one idiot who just answered with "but it isn't it's (actual value of the constant)". When they got 0 they went crying to the department head and told them that I was a sciene denyalist and tried to make them disbelieve what is scientific fact. Science is just a religion to these people and trying to get them to consider other possibilities is apparently haram.
 
Earl and the boys going strong on the troll side of the game

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As everyone knows, cops hate projects. At my middle school science fair the city PD came through and just wrecked every solar system, volcano, and potato battery with their batons.

But for real, the fuck is anarchobean here trying to say? I'm guessing "projects" as in the ranch is a utopian social project? Or is this some term weirdos on far-left Twitter use? Whatever the fuck it is, gotta love the passive-aggressive tone, and the way it unintentionally admits the local cops have likely been nothing but friendly and professional (sorry, "benign and neutral") to the Tranch and that this is entirely an extension of the general paranoid fantasy they have of, "the locals hate us because they fashy transphobes and hicks".
 
The LGB movement was fine until 10 years ago.
The LGB movement was fucked up and full of pedos until at some point, they decided if they were actually going to accomplish anything, they had to get rid of the pedos and act like normal people, at least some of the time. Keep the freaky shit to Pride parades in big cities. Nobody really gives a shit about kinks if you keep them to appropriate venues and leave kids the fuck out of it.

This is the period where gays won rights that actually help everyone. Any two adults who want to and are not close relatives can marry. Great. Everyone has basic human rights now. Couples are not discriminated against because of sex, gender identity, or any other thing. This should have made trannies happy too but of course not.

And then, having no real other issues to conquer, other than the occasional gay bashing incident even mainstream society absolutely despises, the T barged in and turned the entirety of "LGBT activism" into troon shit, bringing along a bunch of pedophiles with them.
 
The lesbian flag I'm seeing online is different from the one in the picture, but close enough.
So there's two lesbian flags. They both look very similar. The one you saw was probably the first, but because a TERF made it, someone made a new one and people don't use old one anymore. I'm better the designer of the old one said "no I don't like dick, I'm a lesbian" and that was enough to get her written off and to be a free pass for some libfem or troon to plagiarize her flag, thus spawning the "new" lesbian flag.

Let me tell you, ALL of LGBTIA flags are absolute trash. It's always four to seven horizontal stripes. The troon one is the worst because it has baby blue and light pink and it's clearly reinforcing gender roles. The gender queer flag is the same as the suffragette flag, and they have the audacity to say that the suffragettes stole it from them, as seen on the irrational rationalwiki. They're all so boring and lifeless and the stripes are clearly a trend, just like their movement.
 
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The LGB movement was fucked up and full of pedos until at some point, they decided if they were actually going to accomplish anything, they had to get rid of the pedos and act like normal people, at least some of the time. Keep the freaky shit to Pride parades in big cities. Nobody really gives a shit about kinks if you keep them to appropriate venues and leave kids the fuck out of it.
'Full of pedos' is perhaps a bit of an exaggeration, but it is true that homosexuals in the late seventies and early eighties still found themselves included in the late remnants of the sixties' Free Sex Happy Club, which unavoidably attracted "child lovers". But acceptance of unbound love in general, and pedophilia in particular, declined steeply in the early eighties. When homosexuals finally caught up and shook off this faction, their acceptance in society quickly increased and before the 80s were over, many West-European countries at least had scrapped sodomy laws from the books.

I guess that especially gays who've been through all that must be more than a little bit annoyed about history repeating itself.
 
It looks like they've found a use for all the recycling they've been collecting - They're going to fill the earthship with it

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Meanwhile the shantytown looks to keep growing

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This guy could be their first 41%er. I'll spoiler it to not clog up the thread
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Is he bringing them valuable skills - surely some basic electronics ability would be useful?

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Nah, he's just another stoner

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With a great sense of fashion and who looks to already live in an RV

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Meanwhile the shantytown looks to keep growing

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This guy could be their first 41%er. I'll spoiler it to not clog up the thread
Finally, granny tranny representation on the tranch.
 
It looks like they've found a use for all the recycling they've been collecting - They're going to fill the earthship with it

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Meanwhile the shantytown looks to keep growing

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This guy could be their first 41%er. I'll spoiler it to not clog up the thread
That is almost exactly what my grandma looked like before she passed and it makes me sad. Props for him for actually presenting semi-appropriately for a "woman" his age.
 
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