Steven Joel Akins / Penelope "Penny" Verity Oaken / u/Bardfinn / Penny Witchette / Finning Widget / MutabileSemper - "Incest is not unethical" - Troon Reddit powermod who orchestrates the posting of CP to subs they hate, pathological liar with a massive ego, domestic abuser and multiple felon

Ooh, we soliciting crimes, now? Neat! I would like to hire someone to blow up a single family residence in a small backwoods town for me. With creepers, of course! Maybe ogres, if that patch still exists...
 
Keep in mind a pink slappy mark is technically a 'bruise', and considering they were talking about a spank on the buttocks being the catalyst of the argument with his spouse, I don't think it's likely that he did anything worse than slap the kid's ass and leave a red mark, which is still considered normal parenting to the majority of people. The people I've seen trying to frame it like he beat his kid black and blue are being willfully disingenuous.

If we're talking medical records, this is likely/generally untrue. A red hand imprint from a spanking would be listed as 'lividity' and if they were honest-to-God bruises they'd be listed as bruises.

But in light of the very important service you offer by playing the part of the average r-slurred Redditor to show people the holes in their arguments, I'll help you out;

It's not a medical record, it's just the police report, which means it's the police noting that BardFinn's wife claimed the fight started because he bruised her son by hitting him. Edit: For the uninitiated I'll just add this is the 'drug-addled, evil liar' of a wife (according to BardFinn), so I'm sure the average BardFinn fan will just say she made it all up and he never touched the kid.

I'll also point out if someone of Dyn's intelligence didn't see THAT hole upfront, the average r-slurred Redditor wouldn't either. They'll just see 'five year old' and 'hit so hard there were bruises' and then the soy-induced emotions take over.
 
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It's not a medical record, it's just the police report, which means it's the police noting that BardFinn's wife claimed the fight started because he bruised her son by hitting him. Edit: For the uninitiated I'll just add this is the 'drug-addled, evil liar' of a wife (according to BardFinn), so I'm sure the average BardFinn fan will just say she made it all up and he never touched the kid.

I'll also point out if someone of Dyn's intelligence didn't see THAT hole upfront, the average r-slurred Redditor wouldn't either. They'll just see 'five year old' and 'hit so hard there were bruises' and then the soy-induced emotions take over.
My bad, I mixed up the complainant and the child in the police report. Rereading it, there's no police confirmation on the child's bruising and the most important part I missed was Steven called the police and reported himself for child abuse as some kind of a bluff call.

I believe he probably spanked the kid and wife objected, both parents overreacted and blew it up like spastic monkeys, but I think it's pretty clear that he didn't beat a child and leave bruises.
 
I may be a bit late to the party but there's something immensely disturbing about how he described the CP.

"Juvenile human female, Tanner Stage 1".

Tanner stages are a paediatric assessment tool to measure stages of puberty. It's literally just looking at things like changes in pigmentation, breast development and pubic hair growth. It's entirely irrelevant to a toddler and has nothing to do with the photo.

And in context of accusations of CP, it's pretty obvious we're talking about a human child, nobody is going to be upset about a picture of a puppy. But it's such a dehumanising way of taking. It's like he's a field biologist describing a sample - that's the only time I've really heard "juvenile" being used as an adjective in this way (normally it's just used to describe childish behaviour). I know he likes to LARP as a scientist but it's so removed from how people would normally talk - you'd say "It's a photo of a toddler", which he relegates to parenthesis. In light of the fact he physically abused his stepson it suggests some inability to think of children as real people.

I find his comments very unsettling in general. Someone like Aimee or Sophie is obviously a deeply disturbed individual but - outside of LARPing as a babyfur - would make completely coherent posts (it's just those posts would be serving a purpose of downplaying abuse or suggesting things are nonsexual). Steven comes across as actually unhinged and disconnected from reality.
 
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What are you, some kind of /r/drama faggot? Are you retards still so gimped by reddit that you can't even say retarded nowadays?
Nobody has brought a worse lexicon to this site than reddit faggots. I love that our incels brought us femoid and roasty, I love that the lolcow thots brought us hops and scrotes, I love pol's contribution of joggers and amerimutts, I even love woke tumblr's old cisscum and pissbaby, all slurs with some actual bite to them.

But nothing is worse than the mewling of reddit cucks gargling their r-slurs and f-slurs and TiMs and TiFs around a mouthful of big black powermod bull jizz, as they desperately try not to push the limits of what they've been permitted to say by their superior tranny overlords.
 

Don't SWAT, obviously SWATing is bad.
That being said, are there any known instances of someone being SWAT'd, the crisis dismantled, but then the target of said SWAT also has warrants out so they get picked up anyways? Curiosity from a case law/legal precedent perspective.

But nothing is worse than the mewling of reddit cucks gargling their r-slurs and f-slurs and TiMs and TiFs around a mouthful of big black powermod bull jizz, as they desperately try not to push the limits of what they've been permitted to say by their superior tranny overlords.
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