DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Hot Dog]

From what I remember, wasn't Kaine originally a woman when she was human but the replication program glitched and turned her replicant form into a dickgirl?

I genuinely don't remember at this point, it's been years since I played or thought about this game. From what I remember she was intersex and was driven out of her village, reflected by her distance she maintains with civilization whenever you try to go to town. She has both sets but identifies as female, which is why she dresses so feminine. And she swears a lot, which I found endearing.

Regardless, I can only stand Dave in chunks with commentary over him. No way I'll sit through him shitting up a genuinely good game.

 

[tzgnilki]

There's been speculation on when Phil learned about the de-partnering, so, I have to ask are you a functional retard did he get word from from "moderation" or "legal"?

I know destiny has an early/prehistoric contract with twitch, so it's probably a lot different to dave's

 

[DSPGouting]

Seriously. When the fuck do they say 'Ok, that's enough fucking videos from you.'? Are there any other channels with as many useless videos as Phil's? At this point it's a great archive of his stupidity, his 'x year legacy' if you will, but I'd still love to see YouTube delete a bunch of his old vidya vids just to piss him off.

https://www.youtube.com/c/RoelVandePaar/videos

Uploads a video every ten seconds and each one seems to have a unique video intro - how the F

 

[hundredthousand]

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Paymetons revival sub-arc incoming? Will he have to start taking streams off again to do Patreon goals again?

He purposely left off the "Never joining" option for his patreon poll because he knew that would get almost every vote.

And 11 comments, 0 likes. Nice ratio.

 

[grump]

How long do you think he can keep bleeding his whales like he is right now? I mean we are already seeing the fatigue set in. I give it until this time next year before he calls it and actually goes to find a real job/sell the house.

I'll take things Phil will never do voluntarily for 100 Alex....

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

Correct

However, he openly shat on Twitch about bits and about the entire partner program essentially immediately after he got that email, he's not getting let back again, If he stays it's because he doesn't want to lose his top paypigs and whales and is afraid about them not following him to his YouTube crowd (which is kinda up for debate, some of the twitch whales tip him do so because of the emotes, badges and feedback they get from pledging, rather then where the money actually goes itself, but it's not that hard to have a google/youtube account anyway, most people have one, he can still have a superchat leaderboard, he can have special icons for youtube members in a chat, he could use the bot to do some stream related engagement as well, moderators have decent enough tools to use on the platform as well, he can come to a compromise if he wants to, but for now he won't because of those few people essentially funding his entire livelihood.

Also people have been saying that they're seeing ads when they click on to his stream right? So that means that twitch is leaching off Phil's viewership on stream now, not the other way around.

How the tables have turned.

Late 2019 MitchJones was banned for 30 days, departnered, and has just recently quit streaming altogether.

However, you can still sub, prime-sub, and cheer. The only information I cannot find is when he earned back his affiliate. I think, unfortunately, Dave is gonna be back to normal *relatively* soon because the differences between being a partner/affiliate are not very different when it comes to $$$.

It's stupid easy to become an affiliate. I think he can apply as early as late May and I think that it's all but automatic as long as you meet the requirements of

-500 minutes streamed over 30 days
-average concurrent viewers >3
-7 unique streaming dates over 30 days

I hope I'm wrong but, for at least the immediate future, we will be blessed with some gold dust.

PS - Why is Dave, in his pinned tweet, saying Thursday is his "final" day of his streaming week? He also claimed "he's not Mike Pence" in a tweet 31 minutes ago. My device won't let me screenshot incognito tabs I'm using because I'm blocked from Phil.

 

[tomstone]

bring me my fuckin' money

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is he only playing the game when he is batting?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I find it rather curious, now that I think about it, that Phil's punishment has stripped him of income but also allowed his reaction to this to be observable on Twitch. The pigroach irritates everywhere he goes, we know this, is it ludicrous to think that someone on the platform is intent on watching him squirm rather than just be rid of him? Perhaps he finally pissed off somebody as much of an asshole as he is.

Just a thought. Either way, I think we can all agree the fun is just getting started. Even with a whale tip, Phil couldn't hit the goal yesterday, and without it, wouldn't have gotten near his long-standing $100 goal, let alone the $200 he now demands. In time, that's going to really grind his gears.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

www.twitch.tv

Wonder who the gent from the North of England in this clip is. Is it @Nigel of Ukip? If not I'd like to know.

I had chances to be on streams with people I like, and I always declined.
So you have to be exceptional to think I would be on a stream with Anonymouse, who I think is utter cancer and as bad as Phil.
I am yet to go on any stream, and that won't change.

 

[Who Can Say]

 

[TheTractor]

I had chances to be on streams with people I like, and I always declined.
So you have to be exceptional to think I would be on a stream with Anonymouse, who I think is utter cancer and as bad as Phil.
I am yet to go on any stream, and that won't change.

For karma purposes I'd outright ban anonymouse from every platform he uses now for the years he spent being a pigstappo insta banning piece of shit for so many years.

Good for him breaking the pignosis and having his lukewarm revenge: giving him further attention is autism IMO.

 

[Pargon]

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"Please clap tip."
-Phil "Jeb!" Burnell

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

is he only playing the game when he is batting?

He's playing career mode as his created player. When he's not on the field the game simulates those parts of the match.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

He's playing career mode as his created player. When he's not on the field the game simulates those parts of the match.

Better than the chat playing the game for him, because they pay him for it.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

For karma purposes I'd outright ban anonymouse from every platform he uses now for the years he spent being a pigstappo insta banning piece of shit for so many years.

Good for him breaking the pignosis and having his lukewarm revenge: giving him further attention is autism IMO.

Can't agree more. However this will never happen because people like AnimeNat1337 took him in like a refugee and shower him with praise and attention.
I used to enjoy AnimeNat1337's streams but after he showed his Discord on stream and I saw his DMs, and knowing he is buddy with Anonymouse I can't watch much anymore.
He is surrounded by people that do weird year long ops, extort for information and run ops on other detractors.

Shame we can't get another Tevin or LSB.

 

[Guenther Steiner]

Odd how Phil will go through hell and high water to avoid any type of interaction with fictional females in videogames if possible, but will go out of his way to reply only to this female in his twitter poll thread at 1:30am Renton time while his wife is asleep... and then pretend he isn't a prude in regard to other females when called out. Careful there Philly boy...

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Odd how Phil will go through hell and high water to avoid any type of interaction with fictional females in videogames if possible, but will go out of his way to reply only to this female in his twitter poll thread at 1:30am Renton time while his wife is asleep... and then pretend he isn't a prude in regard to other females when called out. Careful there Philly boy...

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Bullshit Phil, you even call your wife "mom," faggot.

 

[Great President of McHell]

Odd how Phil will go through hell and high water to avoid any type of interaction with fictional females in videogames if possible, but will go out of his way to reply only to this female in his twitter poll thread at 1:30am Renton time while his wife is asleep... and then pretend he isn't a prude in regard to other females when called out. Careful there Philly boy...

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Well the Divorce saga is long overdue.

Notice the manipulative wording here where he refers to pledging as an obligation rather than a choice, Phil treats his career like a gacha game and has nothing but contempt for fans who don't pay up. They only reason he doesn't tell non-paypigs to fuck off is because they have the potential to shill out for him in the future if he begs hard enough.

 

[Satoi]

Phil treats his career like a gacha game and has nothing but contempt for fans who don't pay up.

Frankly he has plenty of contempt for people who do pay up, too, but I know what you mean

 

[Pargon]

Well the Divorce saga is long overdue.

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Notice the manipulative wording here where he refers to pledging as an obligation rather than a choice, Phil treats his career like a gacha game and has nothing but contempt for fans who don't pay up. They only reason he doesn't tell non-paypigs to fuck off is because they have the potential to shill out for him in the future if he begs hard enough.

Also, what kind of fucking immediate gratification is he going for, offering one option which essentially amounts to "charge me now and then again in 48 hours"? When he hasn't even updated his perks from fucking years ago despite them having been a daily discussion for the past week. He's got what, four, five tiers? Is it that difficult that he needs his pigs to complete every step of the process for him, and then proceed to pledge a tithe on top of it all?

Don't bother responding. I know the answers to all of this.

Get a job, Phil. Get a life. Get pancreatic cancer. And get a new webcam so we can all watch you waste away in glorious HD. You fucking parasite.