Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Hongourable Madisha]

I had a flash of.... brilliance? as I was taking a dump at work. Imagine Jason DeRulo covering Yo Yovanna. Fucking lol!

It's more the sort of thing I could imagine Pitbull remixing. The lazy Caribbean/Hispanic stereotypes (though his would be more accurate I suspect), the sleazy thirsty serenading, the clunky mentions of brand names (Red Bull vs Kodak etc).
Someone mentioned ARK Music Factory and it does sound like one of theirs. He might have a lucrative career with that creepy Pato guy exploiting rich parents, if he didn't have the stalking history that might preclude him from working with teenage girls.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Edit: Besides, Russ is convincing himself that he's going to drop a dollar in a slot machine one day soon and walk away with millions of dollars. In his mind he feels he's owed it for his life not going to plan for so long. He might even get attached to one particular machine that he's convinced himself is THE ONE that WILL pay out for him, and might even get mad at people for DARING to sit at HIS machine. And the more money he loses to the machine, the angrier he will get. He might even think that the casino has purposely rigged the machine so that it won't allow him to win. It would be hilarious to see him try to file a lolsuit against the Bellagio or Mirage or something for cheating him.

How long before he's wandering around the casinos with a notepad trying to figure out which ones pay out the best? I live in a state with Indian gaming, and one of my friends is a game tech. He finds this hilarious because slots are all random. There's no pattern. Please let Russ sue a casino. Please let this happen.

EDIT: If he does win anything over $100, one of the hookers who lurks around casinos will latch onto him and take it all, like someone said above. Then when she vanishes, he'll go complain to casino security that he was "robbed" and expect them to refund his money. He will get laughed at and thrown out when he gets belligerent. Then he sues and gets curb stomped by a defendant that does not fuck around.

 

[RussianParasite]

How long before he's wandering around the casinos with a notepad trying to figure out which ones pay out the best? I live in a state with Indian gaming, and one of my friends is a game tech. He finds this hilarious because slots are all random. There's no pattern. Please let Russ sue a casino. Please let this happen.

Hilariously enough this is his only chance of getting rich period. In much the same way, his only chance of getting “famous” is through his continual accumulation of infamy.

His goals are literally unobtainable for him and it is entirely his fault that this is the case.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Of all the turns Russell's life could have taken, "gambling addict who loses everything and gets his kneecaps busted by loan sharks" is not one I would have guessed.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Of all the turns Russell's life could have taken, "gambling addict who loses everything and gets his kneecaps busted by loan sharks" is not one I would have guessed.

Are loan sharks really a thing? I thought they were more of an invention of entertainment media.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Of all the turns Russell's life could have taken, "gambling addict who loses everything and gets his kneecaps busted by loan sharks" is not one I would have guessed.

Really? I had guessed it as soon as he moved to Vegas. I was infact kinda disappointed it didn't happen sooner.

I thought Russ must be one of the few immune to the lure of the one-armed bandits, little did I know he was just saving every penny for his 'masterpiece' and now that he's spent it, instead of rebuilding the Hooker Fund, he's gonna plow his earnings into his city's #1 earner instead, finally.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Ay Tone, can you unnastan what this jamook is sayin? Sounds disrespectful ta me!

Ay, as an Eye-talian if finds what yous said offensive.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Are loan sharks really a thing? I thought they were more of an invention of entertainment media.

About as real as prison rape but that doesn't stop anyone anytime a cow gets arrested.

Really? I had guessed it as soon as he moved to Vegas. I was infact kinda disappointed it didn't happen sooner.

I thought Russ must be one of the few immune to the lure of the one-armed bandits, little did I know he was just saving every penny for his 'masterpiece' and now that he's spent it, instead of rebuilding the Hooker Fund, he's gonna plow his earnings into his city's #1 earner instead, finally.

I honestly thought he chose Vegas just for the proximity to brothels and because he was sure he was going to be a star with a big Vegas show, but I thought his totally-not-a-Mormon convictions would keep him from any interest in the games themselves.

 

[Kosher Salt]

About as real as prison rape but that doesn't stop anyone anytime a cow gets arrested.


I honestly thought he chose Vegas just for the proximity to brothels and because he was sure he was going to be a star with a big Vegas show, but I thought his totally-not-a-Mormon convictions would keep him from any interest in the games themselves.

I'd have thought the same, so, being curious, I looked up the LDS church's position on gambling. It is officially opposed to it, but I did find this paragraph that I think could lend insight into why Russ might be tempted:

In Mormon theology, gambling is not strictly forbidden, like smoking tobacco or drinking alcohol or beverages with caffeine; it is viewed as a lesser transgression, an evil "based on the morally wrong philosophy of getting something for nothing, of taking money without giving fair value in return."​

https://archive.ph/raOQw

Apparently, Russ learned that "you're disabled, though, so you've done enough already" made him the exception to "it's morally wrong to get something for nothing." Russell's whole existence seems to be based on the idea that he's owed something for (basically) nothing; he's disabled, therefore, fate should just hand him everything he wants if he so much as demands it.

 

[DumbDude42]

Are loan sharks really a thing? I thought they were more of an invention of entertainment media.

loan sharks that will actually threaten/attack you physically are rare and generally connected to organized crime
like if some low level drug dealer comes up short, he might take a loan from such a person in order to pay his boss on time

but generally you wont come in contact or do business with them if youre not connected in the criminal scene of your town, and a spergy autist cripple like russ sure as fuck doesnt have connections to career criminals like that, so its out of the question.
as far as gambling money goes, the best we'll realistically see is russ trying to hand in his shitty suit to a pawn shop for cash and getting mad when they dont give him more than 20 dollars for it.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Are loan sharks really a thing? I thought they were more of an invention of entertainment media.

You do get a lot of very dodgy groups like payday loans companies lending money at ridiculous interest rates (like 5000% pa) that will repossess all your stuff or sell your debt to a bank if you default and they will ruin you. Governments that bother to regulate this for the consumer's sake have a sort of game of whack-a-mole with them, they restrict or ban a particular scam or lending structure, and then another way to get around it pops up and they deal with that one.
Technically a loan shark is any unregistered moneylender, they probably won't break your legs, but they will charge ridiculously high interest, and steal your things or threaten you. They're not like huge organised shadowy syndicates or anything AFAIK, it's more like the local drug dealer or scammer's side gig.

 

[The Dude]

How long before he's wandering around the casinos with a notepad trying to figure out which ones pay out the best? I live in a state with Indian gaming, and one of my friends is a game tech. He finds this hilarious because slots are all random. There's no pattern. Please let Russ sue a casino. Please let this happen.

EDIT: If he does win anything over $100, one of the hookers who lurks around casinos will latch onto him and take it all, like someone said above. Then when she vanishes, he'll go complain to casino security that he was "robbed" and expect them to refund his money. He will get laughed at and thrown out when he gets belligerent. Then he sues and gets curb stomped by a defendant that does not fuck around.

Exactly. Gaming boards will often set regulations for casinos to set a minimum "looseness" for slot machines, but it's still all on a random numbers generator for modern computerized machines. The older mechanical machines were more complicated to set their payouts and jackpots because it was all clockwork, gears, springs, and cogs (before electronic machines started to arrive in the 60s and 70s), but they're no longer legal to use in professional casinos and gaming halls. Modern machines are built to stringent specifications to ensure they're compliant to gaming regulations, and the gaming board will often do inspections to make sure they are meeting those regulations.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

How long before he's wandering around the casinos with a notepad trying to figure out which ones pay out the best? I live in a state with Indian gaming, and one of my friends is a game tech. He finds this hilarious because slots are all random. There's no pattern. Please let Russ sue a casino. Please let this happen.

The casinos in my area put paper and pencils out on the baccarat tables. The Asians who play it use them to record the history of the cards. Seeing that destroyed the stereotype for me of Asians being good at math.

 

[Kosher Salt]

The casinos in my area put paper and pencils out on the baccarat tables. The Asians who play it use them to record the history of the cards. Seeing that destroyed the stereotype for me of Asians being good at math.

The ones trying to gain an edge to win big at the casinos are already preselected to be bad at math, though. The people who were good at math were probably just casually playing for fun because they knew their budget and knew that the odds weren't in their favor anyway.

 

[The Un-Clit]

loan sharks that will actually threaten/attack you physically are rare and generally connected to organized crime
like if some low level drug dealer comes up short, he might take a loan from such a person in order to pay his boss on time

but generally you wont come in contact or do business with them if youre not connected in the criminal scene of your town, and a spergy autist cripple like russ sure as fuck doesnt have connections to career criminals like that, so its out of the question.

I tell you what though, should Russ ever do time (unlikely but possible if he snaps) he better NEVER gamble in prison with money he dosen't have. Because one way or another, you WILL pay your debt. People inside do NOT fuck around. This guy has a series that touches on prison debts, be it cards or drugs or just plain borrowing and promising to pay back, then going back on it. It never ends well.

 

[Cliff Booth]

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Wow so Threatening to stalk people and using his sock to get my account banned for things he actually said and did. I know we said not to mess with the cows but if there is ever a time i wanted to inflict bluespike cwc levels of mind fuckery it was now. Shitlips if you read this the internet is not your safe space the more you try to manipulate it to your gordheaded worldview the more pathetic you look. Also if you needed another reason why internet censorship is bad i give you exhibit a. If this guy had his way everyone who ever said anything bad about him true or not would be hauled off to small claims court be forced to pay for his plights *and possibly give their daughter or gf to him* and go to jail for years. But on the brightside this troll will die alone unloved homeless and pathetic a pipsqueek from cradle to grave.

Idk what's up with the "violent content" rationale, but I'm fairly certain Reddit frowns upon direct links here as we are a "doxing" website. Other comments have mentioned everything you said without a direct link here and they're still up.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Idk what's up with the "violent content" rationale, but I'm fairly certain Reddit frowns upon direct links here as we are a "doxing" website. Other comments have mentioned everything you said without a direct link here and they're still up.

Yeah we say ouchy hurtful things about troons and words are literal violence. It's the KF link that did it.

Also, Russ has already lost 90+ of his paid followers, and his thirst is so strong he's somehow busted right through his 7500 thot follow limit.

 

[Cilleystring]

Yeah since we are a forum with mean words and peddit considers words violence then we are categorized as violent content. It's silly but that's what happens when pedo troons make the rules.

"Kiwi Farms is the last bastion of free speech!"

 

[I can't imagine]

Idk what's up with the "violent content" rationale, but I'm fairly certain Reddit frowns upon direct links here as we are a "doxing" website. Other comments have mentioned everything you said without a direct link here and they're still up.

I know that directly linking to KF on Reddit was disallowed sitewide as far back as 4 or 5 years ago, if not longer. I honestly don't remember the specific inciting incident, since that was well before Christchurch, but yeah, that's probably what got @Spawn.

Edit: Looking into it, I think I might have overestimated how long ago it happened. It might actually have been Christchurch that led to it.

 

[Windex]

About as real as prison rape but that doesn't stop anyone anytime a cow gets arrested.


I honestly thought he chose Vegas just for the proximity to brothels and because he was sure he was going to be a star with a big Vegas show, but I thought his totally-not-a-Mormon convictions would keep him from any interest in the games themselves.

I agree about the prison rape, but - at least here in Chicago - loan sharks are very real alternatives to the payday loan pit of death. Cheaper APR, too, although not by much.

Remember last week cheapskate Russ was bullied into giving his casino money ($1) to a car-driving beggar and still bitching about it almost a week later. He is an injustice collector, so I shouldn’t be surprised.

If he genuinely thinks he’s going to be able to finance his bullshit this way, you’d think he’d be willing to at least drop a $20.