Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 200 8.3%

  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.0%

  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 778 32.3%

  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 453 18.8%

  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 500 20.8%

  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 260 10.8%
  • Total voters
    2,408
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This has got to be the worst done tattoo I've seen by a professional... The dagger guard is in front of the blade!? Not to mention the god awful proportions on the legs...yikes
 
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Mr. Bung said:
Why does she always dance like this? It's like she's having epileptic convulsions and it just looks stupid. Is this something popular with the little shits these days?
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She does it so that people can't criticize her for potentially being a bad dancer. And if people do criticize it, she can just call them out for not getting that it's intentional. And if she was a good dancer and did a serious dance in the video she'd still get shit on since in the end the entire premise of the video is dumb.
 
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Mr. Bung said:
Why does she always dance like this? It's like she's having epileptic convulsions and it just looks stupid. Is this something popular with the little shits these days?
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Along this same line of inquiry: is it remotely common for Tiktok people to just go off on "My life was a torrent of abuse" rants in dance form, or is that an Anisa Original?
 
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More horrendous tattoos. Also surprised she didn't get his name since that's one of the most common american traditional tattoos is the heart with your lovers name in it.
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Spider web on the elbow. Could she get any more boring than something everyone gets. I'm still thinking looking at that crap what a good sleeve would have looked like on her. I know some people piece together the sleeve over time but even they get things that fit together, as opposed to this off the wall shit.
 
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Natsuki said:
My fucking God. SHE'S 22! Talk about hitting the wall. God if she's liek this in her early 20's I can't belive how she will be when she's on her thirties. Imagine her mid-life crisis
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Bro, you are lying right? I haven't checked the OP for a long time, but I thought she was late 20s coming to early 30s. How do you hit the wall this quickly?

Edit: She 27, which is what I thought. Idk where you got that number from.
 
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janedoe said:
he will go the way of ethan klein, filtering out the audience who realize how much of a cancerous unfunny faggot they are now and replacing them with mouth gaping soyjacks that "grew" with them and populate their subreddits. ethan will probably put in a good word for ian with mommy susan and he will keep being in the algorithm, the same way ethan's shitty podcasts keep showing up in my recommended despite my constant clicking of "dont reccomend this channel" or "not interested" options.
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I had never connected the two but now that you mention it the transformation that h3h3 went through moving away from doing skits and actual funny content to PC work safe churned out garbage is exactly what Ian is doing. His banal streams and squirrel videos are boring, sanitized content that won't upset the higher ups at Youtube and will keep some money flowing in. h3h3's podcast is literally just him showing shit off the front page of reddit and talking about trivial Youtuber drama. People liked Idubbbz because he was shocking, he did stuff other people didn't do and would go up to a Youtuber and ask them to say nigger. That's all gone. The only interesting things he did are now verboten. It's depressing.
 
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Mountain Dew said:
This may count as being a bit nitpicky, but it looks like some of the linework on these tattoos is pretty shoddy... The spiderweb itself is okay but...
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What the hell is that webbing on the rightmost toes?

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The mouth on the butterfly is sad.

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The face on this frog is all fucked up.

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The line isn't even straight as it hits the arrowhead.

If any actual tattoo artist here can weigh in, I'd be very grateful. I understand that American traditional means that the designs are much more simplified, but I'm guessing "simplified" doesn't mean "linework that a 70 year old with Parkinsons does on an actual human body."
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These are obviously shoddy work. What impresses me is that she had the good sense not to point it out, try to hide it, or go on a twitter sympathy crywank session about how fucked up they are; instead she will pretend they're good and within a month she will silently get them reworked at another shop more than likely, probably with color this time to help distract from the shitty linework.
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This has got to be the worst done tattoo I've seen by a professional... The dagger guard is in front of the blade!? Not to mention the god awful proportions on the legs...yikes
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why are the frog's feet pointy? what frog has pointy little dagger toes?

What I wanna know is- for our favorite former artist-turned-camwhore, why has she not attempted to draw her own tattoo? Even if she couldn't get a tattoo artist to use it, you would think she would at least be doodling a few concepts and posting them on tiktok so she can pretend she's a quirky art hoe and shill more for her onlyfans.
 
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Getting well-recognized prison tattoos when you haven't done a day in the clink in your life isn't gonna look good to the gang and junkie slime that infests Seattle, Anisa. She is really desperate to get ganged by a bunch of black men, huh?

Next she'll start tying red bandanas to her sneakers before she goes out on evening thot walks.
 
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You have married the girl who became an only-fans whore while you were dating.
You have brought much shame on your ancestors and family.
Your remaining years will be filled with divorce proceedings and alimony payments.
Mercifully, your impotent cuck seed will spare you from child support and the agony of denied visitation.

Glory to Arstotzka.
 
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