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Phil's insistence on trying to be seen as the realest motherfucker in the gaming community when he can't even be honest about falling asleep on camera is one of the most insane things ever.

Piggy, you're known for not being able to handle Mario Kart. Your dream isn't happening.
 
This is why Phil will never play multiplayer games with fans or anyone he can't personally vet before they join his party.


Childish, dumb but fucking glorious. The guy at the 7:15 mark who says Hi DSP in a high pitched voice gets me every fucking time.
He won't play with his fans because in every instance, the viewers like the guests more than Phil. Hell, people liked his stuffed animal Potion better than Phil. That's why Phil sent Potion to ban world.
 
I'm curious if his whales think they are just temporarily propping him up until others start to tip him also or do they actually understand they will be giving him hundreds/thousands of dollars a month indefinitely.

I really don't understand the 5 or so dudes who give dsp so much money. I'm not mad or jealous or anything like that, I'm really just genuinely confused about why a grown man would give another grown man from the internet thousands of dollars to play video games. Its really just weird more than anything.
It's really not just a Phil thing it's pretty much Twitch's business statement. As far as I know no other streamer's money is tracked as closely as Phil's but if you were to follow a Ninja or any streamer deemed a success odds are good they have whales spending as much if not more then Phil's. Some argue others earn the money unlike Phil but like yourself people being able to make any money, much less a full time living, just from playing a videogame baffles me.
 
Do you know the 3K lemon lore? Essentially his PC is $3k, but the DSP thinks that expensive == better. He bought a server PC, not a gaming PC.
Here's a video that shows his CPU alone capping out in the task manager. Back then the GPU didn't show, so I don't know if his GPU was maxing out as well but I don't think so for that particular game. Anyways, you can always find his current parts online.

So basically, actual new releases wouldn't be able to run on his PC at all when streaming.
im not aware of that part of lore, i came into the dsp vortex around the leanna breakup arc thingy.
That said, if it is $3k in value in by that time period, you would think he could run everything up to that point and a little beyond. So either hes a moron or he got trolled hard
 
I've been playing a little bit of Returnal and goddamn DSP is going to hate this game. He hasn't played a roguelite game since The Binding of Isaac and that was only because it was a viewer picked marathon game. He's not a fan of the genre and this one is pretty difficult for being a $70 AAA release from Sony. There's no hand holding to be done and it requires pretty decent reflexes to progress. I can see this going into his "10 worst" games of 2021.

I was actually gonna post this last night, but left it in my drafts. It's now even funnier with the tweets 15 minutes ago. What the fuck is a hand crafted roguelite? I guess not only is he not a fan of the genre, he doesn't understand how it fucking works.

He just wants a roguelike, but with savescumming. Problem trolls?
 
ShirtlessHomo just gave Phil $100 less than 5 minutes after he turned on the stream. He will sit on this without acknowledgement for over an hour. The whales must have gotten a stern talking to last night after not hitting the tips goal all day...View attachment 2128862
lol @ that gay color and font. Definitely not a childrens entertainer.
 
lol @ that gay color and font. Definitely not a childrens entertainer.

So we have all done the math and we know he needs to hit between $150-$175 to make up for the bits and subscriptions. I wonder if this is a ploy from him to aim higher to milk his paypigs. He knows they can't hit it every day (or rationally he should know this) but they will damn well try. That way he squeezes the most out of them. Just my thought.
 
Wasn't SNowKarl the one he ripped into for daring to suggest DSP might just suck instead of Sekiro being terrible? He's truly pathetic to have come crawling back.
Wasn't that Swagginz?

He rage quit the streams after Phil mocked him being a fanboy and a little bitch over Sekiro and Resident Evil or something.

Snowkarl was the one who asked him to cancel the break during Nioh 2 (? iirc) and in general gets him riled up on a daily basis but he wasn't around for ages iirc, just recently came back and started giving Phil money again.

I think he just likes getting Phil riled up and getting a rise out of him tbh.
 
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