Let's Players originating from Something Awful - ft. VoidBurger, General Ironicus, Bob Kamoc

[The Fatriarchy]

Thornbrain/TheStrawhatNO! boards the Troon Train.
I don't know which is more shameful trooning out or e-begging for fake tits for yourself.
I think the only SA Let's Players I've used to watch that haven't trooned out are Chip and Super Great Friend and those may be ticking time bombs for all I know.

What the hell? He seemed relatively normal.

 

[PLB]

Thornbrain/TheStrawhatNO! boards the Troon Train.

Yeah thats been in the works since 2017 it was mentioned in his lp of breath of the wild at the point where link cross dresses to get into gerudo city i posted some info about it at the time but i dont want to bother to go and look back to find the post so why would anyone else.

 

[Mooger Meng]

Thornbrain/TheStrawhatNO! boards the Troon Train.
I don't know which is more shameful trooning out or e-begging for fake tits for yourself.
I think the only SA Let's Players I've used to watch that haven't trooned out are Chip and Super Great Friend and those may be ticking time bombs for all I know.

Welp, guess anyone who cares ought to mass download those guys' LPs before they get yeeted off of the internet for not knowing that one of their number was going to get a dick-chopping in the far future.

More dead links for the archive, to go with the dead name (and possibly dead body in another 10 years or so).

 

[Tanner Glass]

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I don't know if you guys are still talking about VoidBurger at this point, but I checked out their Twitter and saw this. This sort of shit pisses me off to no end how often students (or ex-students) will pretend that they never learned these basic concepts. I suppose it's theoretically possible that your teacher never told you that you can rearrange a square number of items into a scare shape, but I seriously doubt it because even if they are a bad teacher this is just an easy thing for them to explain and then give you some busywork about arranging items into squares. The problem is that you were probably talking to your friends and ignoring what the teacher was explaining, and on the one hand the teacher should be trying to make lessons exciting and engaging for everyone, on the other hand the student needs to want to learn, and if you are a full-grown adult and you still never realized that square numbers can be rearranged into squares then you clearly didn't give even the most basic shits about math.

The idea that squared numbers can be arranged into a square (what she linked is actually a rectangle) has next to nothing to do with actual squaring or factorial multiplication. Of all of the items in rectangle, only one of them is an actual "Squared" formula (9x9). There's no way teachers would bust out that chart because it's confusing, incorrect, and adds nothing to a lesson.

VoidBurger is allegedly an adult and should understand squaring as a concept - it's not some advanced theoretical math taught in Grade 12 or College, it's like 6th grade shit.

 

[proteus4994]

I mean, a number squared is just a number times itself. It’s a trivially easy concept to understand if you understand the concept of multiplication, which I think they start teaching in 2nd grade.

 

[Ghostse]

The idea that squared numbers can be arranged into a square (what she linked is actually a rectangle) has next to nothing to do with actual squaring or factorial multiplication. Of all of the items in rectangle, only one of them is an actual "Squared" formula (9x9). There's no way teachers would bust out that chart because it's confusing, incorrect, and adds nothing to a lesson.

VoidBurger is allegedly an adult and should understand squaring as a concept - it's not some advanced theoretical math taught in Grade 12 or College, it's like 6th grade shit.

The screen cap is the ol' "If its a multiple of 9, the digits add up to 9" chestnut.

I think VB is saying if you make a square of 9 blocks wide by 9 blocks high, it contains 81 blocks. She never got it visualized for her in class, and was too dumb to have figured it out for herself.

In otherwords, thot-wannabe sponging off her boyfriend and simp-dollars is not overly bright or imaginative, film at 11.

 

[Hot Dog]

I'm just sad at this point. I liked his videos going back to Bomberman Hero. Was chill and talked about the game. That's all I want from an lp.

 

[An Account]

I'm just sad at this point. I liked his videos going back to Bomberman Hero. Was chill and talked about the game. That's all I want from an lp.

"Dumb bitch is stupefied by something everybody else knew by middle school" is almost a cow subgenre at this point. Here's a rambling blogpost from some dumbass who didn't realize narwhals are real. Often times these are also the sorts to call you an 'uneducated bigot/asshole/nazi' when you dare to disagree with them.

 

[BlancoMailo]

"Dumb bitch is stupefied by something everybody else knew by middle school" is almost a cow subgenre at this point. Here's a rambling blogpost from some dumbass who didn't realize narwhals are real. Often times these are also the sorts to call you an 'uneducated bigot/asshole/nazi' when you dare to disagree with them.

This is the I Fucking Love Science crowd personified, "OMG guys did you realize fire travels faster UPhill? Crazy right?!! *insert 10 obnoxious emojis*."

 

[Ghostse]

Here's a rambling blogpost from some dumbass who didn't realize narwhals are real.

Jesus christ. That's exactly what its. Complete with blaming her parents for her own ignorance.

I, for all intents and purposes, am an intelligent young woman.

Wrong.

I spent 12 years in one of the country's best public school systems. I went to a great college. I graduated with honors.

Learning about gender studies and colonism but nothing useful about the outside world.

 

[CausticMinory]

You'd think going to an art school would teach you about math and shapes extensively. But I guess VB just went for the woke points.

 

[CHARizard]

It has been about a decade since I was last on SA, but does anyone know what happened to Pipes! and the rest of the Freelance Astronauts crew? I saw in the OP that Maxwell was retired but I was hoping there was some more content from those guys.

 

[ProfDongs]

It has been about a decade since I was last on SA, but does anyone know what happened to Pipes! and the rest of the Freelance Astronauts crew? I saw in the OP that Maxwell was retired but I was hoping there was some more content from those guys.

They've all moved on from content creation at this point, Maxwell came back a few years ago and did a handful of streams I think on his own. When they played through Cargo that basically seemed like a sendoff to the channel because prior to that it would be rare for more than one of the original gang to all be together. Before that when he still did stream it was mostly Evek and the british guy that would show up on stream, and occasionally Ferr. This is the twitter for Maxwell Adams but he doesn't seem to use it much.

 

[Giga Brainlet]

It has been about a decade since I was last on SA, but does anyone know what happened to Pipes! and the rest of the Freelance Astronauts crew? I saw in the OP that Maxwell was retired but I was hoping there was some more content from those guys.

Maxwell gave an interview a few years ago, the interviewer isn't that great, but if you want to hear some interesting stories from their LP days and from the forum it's worth it.

 

[A Random]

So I admit I don't know how 'necessary' this is, given the change in opinions regarding Retsupurae's quality, and Chip and Ironicus turning out to be way more pathetic than anyone expected, but as I was looking for the archives of their Retsupuraes, I saw that the Elemental Goddess mock episodes weren't there.

As I looked around, I saw that they were reuploaded to their website, which is great, but there's no way to ensure they are going to stay there [especially if the site goes down].

While I could download them on a mobile phone, I can't do the same on a browser. Does anyone know how to archive these videos directly? These are the pages:

http://chipandironicus.com/videos/other/6.html

http://chipandironicus.com/videos/other/7.html

http://chipandironicus.com/videos/other/8.html

 

[Aquinas]

So I admit I don't know how 'necessary' this is, given the change in opinions regarding Retsupurae's quality, and Chip and Ironicus turning out to be way more pathetic than anyone expected, but as I was looking for the archives of their Retsupuraes, I saw that the Elemental Goddess mock episodes weren't there.

As I looked around, I saw that they were reuploaded to their website, which is great, but there's no way to ensure they are going to stay there [especially if the site goes down].

While I could download them on a mobile phone, I can't do the same on a browser. Does anyone know how to archive these videos directly? These are the pages:

http://chipandironicus.com/videos/other/6.html

http://chipandironicus.com/videos/other/7.html

http://chipandironicus.com/videos/other/8.html

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQfJ_bD5HlYSfbEspr25dE_YFSdyCd6M2

Ditch the losers, watch it with your friends yourself

 

[BlancoMailo]

So I admit I don't know how 'necessary' this is, given the change in opinions regarding Retsupurae's quality, and Chip and Ironicus turning out to be way more pathetic than anyone expected, but as I was looking for the archives of their Retsupuraes, I saw that the Elemental Goddess mock episodes weren't there.

As I looked around, I saw that they were reuploaded to their website, which is great, but there's no way to ensure they are going to stay there [especially if the site goes down].

While I could download them on a mobile phone, I can't do the same on a browser. Does anyone know how to archive these videos directly? These are the pages:

http://chipandironicus.com/videos/other/6.html

http://chipandironicus.com/videos/other/7.html

http://chipandironicus.com/videos/other/8.html

Uses plain urls, was able to rip the links from the page source manually:

http://chipandironicus.com/videos/vid/Elemental%20Goddess%20Episode%201.mp4

http://chipandironicus.com/videos/vid/Elemental%20Goddess%20Episode%202.mp4

http://chipandironicus.com/videos/vid/Elemental%20Goddess%20Episode%203.mp4

Unfortunately the first two are just over the 100mb lmiit, so they needed to be split (only the first halves kept the original thumbnails)

Spoiler: Episode 1

Spoiler: Episode 2

Spoiler: Episode 3

 

[Toolbox]

Not sure if anyone ever posted this here, but wow.

And the rest of the thread. Apparently this was a fetish mod. Voidburger did not care.

 

[Tonberry]

I love that this woman is an ardent defender of putting trigger warnings on goofy FMV games from 30 years ago but people feeling uncomfortable about a guy fetishizing vidya characters getting extremely overweight basically gets a "grow thicker skin lol" from her. I also love that she tells everyone she's muting the thread but then comes back a day later just to let everyone know she doesn't care about the obese Spyro hate.

Sperger is legit my favorite cow from this thread, I hope she continues to pick internet fights with strangers over the most autistic things. In a way it's like she really was made for Twitter, no wonder she has such a crippling addiction to it.

 

[Livecorpse]

Not sure if anyone ever posted this here, but wow.
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And the rest of the thread. Apparently this was a fetish mod. Voidburger did not care.
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The mental image of this giant woman kicking her feet and squealing like a toddler is the saddest thing.