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I thought you were a pro-player, Dark Souls master dood!

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I like that he says "implement Better TTV" like he's gotta hack together some fucking source code. You literally just choose what emotes you want on your channel and can upload a certain number of your own. That's it.
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No no you don't understand, he's hosted LAN parties before and built computers in the past. He's really advanced with this type of stuff!
 
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LDoncic4MVP said:
There has been an outbreak of swine flu at the pig pen. Now all that’s left are a pair of whales, one horse, one cat, and a half finished bottle of gin. Let’s see how pigroach responds
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Planettenon said:
Thank u. Damn I can't wait for tomorrow.
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Ya Bro i just did my "1st run" which is like your 1st after the tutorial it kinda has like a Souls tutorial with a boss you can't beat kills you in a few hits. ANyway the boss (the 1st real boss after the tutorial) was pretty fucking hard i ain't gonna lie it's got like a system where you gotta dodge like Souls mixed with a bullet hell kinda thing i guess closest thing i can think of is like Automata kinda projectiles coming at you and the boss can teleport and melee you so you really gotta be on point with dodging everything, which we all know piggy HATES when a game makes him exert effort.

I can't wait for the stream get ready for some ultra salt "i KNEW this game was gonna be "trash" JUST KILL ME" kinda gameplay tomorrow cuz this game is gonna tear his ass UP!

Edit: Oh ya the whole save thing get ready for some intense bitching bout that too, cuz a run can easily take over an hour and with the way Phil loves to stall i can see his runs being long and he's gonna be so mad he can't save if he's close to the end of stream and just started a run or is in the middle...lmao this is gonna be a good one boys!
 
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KD6-3.7 said:
Just tuned into DarkDave’s restream for a bit and watched Phil finish this boss on Nier Replicant. (Forgive me I’m not familiar with the Nier series) The game obviously went into an emotional cutscene after the fight, and it just made it more obvious to me that Phil feels just as awkward towards emotional scenes as he does with sexy scenes. He starts his “UHHHH...... UHHHH... OKAY” Beavis and Butthead routine and just makes awkward looks to the camera and chat. He’s dead inside, and the rot is seeping through the skin on his head.

I’m trying to think about what he gets emotionally invested in, and it’s honestly only his income, and “fooooood”. Just the things in life that bring him the most pleasure. He pretends that his “family” makes him happy too. But all he does is get excited about Kat’s Tuna Helper Meatball Bake Italian Turkey Grinder Salad, and all he does with “Jathper Kitty” is admonish him.
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He's barely even invested in food and the interest in his income only reaches as far as it allows him chase his dopamine rush and ego stroke from being such an amazing WWE Champions player. It's pretty obvious that his interest in food is so shallow that it'd be an exaggeration to label it deep as a puddle. I can tell you from personal experience that people who really enjoy food don't just enjoy shoveling it into their gullet. They love the way it's cooked. They love who's cooking it and why. They love how their ingredients reached their kitchen in the first place. Just look at any quick recipe video from Gordon Ramsay. The man will talk about how he's just picked up the 'most amazing cut of filet and a bunch of fresh asparagus that's just come into season'. Every time you hear Dave talk about food, you realize he'd be okay with a frozen patty on bread with crisco spread.
Absolutely disgusting.
 
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50 bit bitch said:
Impressive tweet by Phil here, managed to condense his entire schtick into a paragraph
  • "It's current year!"
  • Makes it about himself
  • Strawman any opposing opinion
  • Game dev larping
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The only thing missing is him shitting on people that like roguelikes or difficult games in general(like making them out to be masochists "shoving a cactus up their ass" or pro players "stroking their e-penis").
 
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Random question, does anyone have that clip of DSP where he forgot to turn his camera off at the end of a stream and draped his head over his arm like a fucking weirdo while watching chat? I distinctly remember it happening but it's like the clip was scrubbed from the internet or something. I searched for 20 minutes and couldn't find it.
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kobainkhad said:
Ya Bro i just did my "1st run" which is like your 1st after the tutorial it kinda has like a Souls tutorial with a boss you can't beat kills you in a few hits. ANyway the boss (the 1st real boss after the tutorial) was pretty fucking hard i ain't gonna lie it's got like a system where you gotta dodge like Souls mixed with a bullet hell kinda thing i guess closest thing i can think of is like Automata kinda projectiles coming at you and the boss can teleport and melee you so you really gotta be on point with dodging everything, which we all know piggy HATES when a game makes him exert effort.

I can't wait for the stream get ready for some ultra salt "i KNEW this game was gonna be "trash" JUST KILL ME" kinda gameplay tomorrow cuz this game is gonna tear his ass UP!

Edit: Oh ya the whole save thing get ready for some intense bitching bout that too, cuz a run can easily take over an hour and with the way Phil loves to stall i can see his runs being long and he's gonna be so mad he can't save if he's close to the end of stream and just started a run or is in the middle...lmao this is gonna be a good one boys!
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TRIED TO DODGE, DIDN'T WORK
 
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A BEGINNER'S TRAP. THEY WANT YOU TO BUY THE STRATEGY GUIDE.

Outsyder uploaded the TIHYDP for Asscreed Valhalla yesterday and so far it's pretty good. DSP "sings" over music and dialogue, gets super cringey any time he has to talk to or do quests for the love interest, and doing what he does in every asscreed and calling the character an idiot for doing what he tells them to and fucking up the parkour.

EDIT: Also still doesn't realize that games have physics in games now and bitches constantly about getting hit by enemy backswing, acting like it's a bug that he could possibly take damage from behind an enemy and cried that his audience was daring to talk and joke with each other rather than watching him complain.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Why does he says 77dollars when he writes down the tax as business expense? O yea... he is a victim.

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POORLY MADE. He fukin hates it, didnt even play it. He bought it tho.

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Only Phil would shit on a game's design solely because it doesn't adhere to his autistic schedule. And what makes his complaint even more retarded is that he doesn't seem to realize it gives him an out for doing more than one stage. You would think he would be ecstatic about that, but no. I suppose maybe the real reason is that he doesn't get to save, he has to do it or repeat the same five minutes for however long he can stand to before clocking out. For someone who so needs routine in their life, Phil sure hates repeating segments of a game. It's almost as if it's not the routine he needs, but specific stuff he likes doing every day...
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cried that his audience was daring to talk and joke with each other rather than watching him complain.
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He's such a contradiction with that shit, because we all know he keeps games around as a means of avoiding interacting with chat more than he wants to, yet when chat acknowledges this obvious fact, he gets pissy. Like "have my cake and eat it too" little bitch that he is.
 
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QwahlityKahntent said:
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Oh fuck, I just had a flashback to his playthrough of Castlevania Bloodlines. Not only does he do his usual save-scumming and bitches about the "stupid" AI (when in reality he can't fucking play the game and dodge projectiles worth a shit), he whined that he hated Castlevania: Symphony of The Night because it was too long. "Like no lie, I loved Symphony of the Night. As soon as the fuggin' castle upside down I hated the game I never played it again."

And yes, that's transcribed verbatim.
 
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