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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
AnOminous said:
That's without even getting into the philosophical underpinnings of this ideology in people like Foucault, himself a sadistic pedophile, Simone de Beauvoir, and even Sartre.

This was mainstream philosophy at the time, and the thinking of many of these people is still influential to this day. It wasn't even specifically gay rights activists who held these views.
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The German Kentler Experiment was a particularly horrifying example of progressives making terrible decisions and rationalizing that the way to solve both desperate pedos raping and teen homelessness was to house the teens with the pedos. Intellectuals are more than capable of navel-gazing themselves into irrationality.

More on topic, the stench of the tranch dome after taco/burrito night combined with the general filth and amhole fumes must be nightmare tier.
 
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Coccxys said:
Oh so that's what the suture kit was for. Some DIY veterinary surgery.
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That suture kit is the dumbest larper shit ever. Any emergency medicine course is going to tell you to slap a pressure dressing or a tourniquet on it. If you can't do either of them then you do direct pressure until you get to emergency services.The way to properly larp about combat medicine is to make sure you have a needle for tension pneumothorax aka a collapsed lung. Many kits don't come with them so retards who don't know what they're doing don't go puncturing lungs. If you want to be a take your larping to the max you make sure to get 10ga needles instead of more much more common 14ga because 14ga needles have been shown to bend and pinch closed under the most extreme circumstance; ie taking 2 days to get off a mountain in Afghanistan and going through like 15 needles.

They are worse at this than the milsim airsofts kids.
 
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So, I think we've found the reason for Jarrod's "cops are secretly fucking us tweet"
Seems it's because the local Sheriff has a standard LE take on the current political situation
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Which led me to have a look at Sheriff Shannon, which up turned an interesting little snippet
As you may or may not know, Colorado introduced an Extreme Risk Protection Order (Archive) bill which meant it would be possible to remove guns from a person who is believed to be mentally ill and a risk to themselves and others.
Custer County Commissioners then passed a resolution declaring that Custer County was a 2nd Amendment sanctuary and none of that shit would fly
BUT, Earl's pal Sheriff Shannon Byers, fully cognisant of the dangerous, unstable mentally ill larpers that had just moved into the county (this all happened in '19), reserved the right to grab them guns if needed (Archive)
“I want to be as clear as possible, I think it depends,” Byerly said.

He explained that in some circumstances where a person is a threat to themselves and others, he thinks the bill could be effective.
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And considering tweets like this from Paul, it seems he was very sensible to reserve the right to confiscate guns from insane degenerates stunning and brave tru womxn
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(Is it just me or are the words "famous" and "very armed" doing a lot of heavy lifting here?)

And talking of distorting words and the weight behind their meanings, Paul seems rather dismissive of the fact his father used to fuck kids
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And we have confirmation that, as with everything else in his life, Paul is larping at trooning out
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White Devil said:
Im honestly surprised no ones red flagged them yet. Just a matter of time I guess.
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It would have already happened if there was a malicious conspiracy against them. I'm sure their neighbors hate them and a few people may talk loud enough about them to be heard when they go into town, but someone has a clear avenue to actually fuck them over given their internet histrionics and it hasn't happened.
 
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If we see a gun grabbing arc, it'll probably be from putting rounds into the neighbors house in negligence, or a suicide. Rural area's aren't very much for disarming folks until they're proven threats and not just the neighborhood weirdos. Not like the folks in the area are likely to spend a tenth of the time on the internet that we do, so they probably don't realize how deranged these fucks really are.
 
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Whatsup bud? said:
We all know the tranch is going to end in a dusty abandonded whimper and not a bang. People here will notice the lack of updates first. People in the community will notice when alpacas start running around everywhere since I'm optimistic they'd at least leave the gate open before heading for the hills.
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They're like locusts in that regard.
 
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break these cuffs said:
That suture kit is the dumbest larper shit ever. Any emergency medicine course is going to tell you to slap a pressure dressing or a tourniquet on it. If you can't do either of them then you do direct pressure until you get to emergency services.The way to properly larp about combat medicine is to make sure you have a needle for tension pneumothorax aka a collapsed lung. Many kits don't come with them so retards who don't know what they're doing don't go puncturing lungs. If you want to be a take your larping to the max you make sure to get 10ga needles instead of more much more common 14ga because 14ga needles have been shown to bend and pinch closed under the most extreme circumstance; ie taking 2 days to get off a mountain in Afghanistan and going through like 15 needles.

They are worse at this than the milsim airsofts kids.
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No you see they have to be ready for Trump to win in 2024 and declare himself dictator for life with Putin's backing. Emperor Trump will once again allow hospitals and doctors to refuse to treat trans*pxrsxns, so the tranch has to be fully self sufficient once the race Gender wars start in earnest.
This is also why they are eating 9lbs of ground beef every day. The thighflab protects the femoral artery.


Alternatively, they are going to turn the earth ship into their own neogina factory, and begin profiting from the titty-skittles industrial compex.
Or maybe just a neogina repair facility, the Lumer thread has shown me such sights....
 
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