US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Gehenna]

This is not based in reality whatsoever. Just like you guys thought Hunter Biden’s penis meant Trump was going to win in a blowout.

It's based in literally every metric we have to go off of, please shut up. And I'd note, I held great skepticism about the Hunter Biden bullshit doing anything.

 

[AnotherPleb]

It's based in literally every metric we have to go off of, please shut up. And I'd note, I held great skepticism about the Hunter Biden bullshit doing anything.

Counting on anything as guaranteed in politics breeds complacency.

 

[Gehenna]

Counting on anything as guaranteed in politics breeds complacency.

Correct, which is why in the much longer post they were responding to I said "Never underestimate the ability of Republicans to pull defeat from the jaws of victory".

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

This is not based in reality whatsoever. Just like you guys thought Hunter Biden’s penis meant Trump was going to win in a blowout.

Even Obama lost Congress in the midterms. How will Joe Biden keep them?

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Even Obama lost Congress in the midterms. How will Joe Biden keep them?

Ballot doooooooooooomping.
"Let's take a break, another break, a week long break, oh, we're done counting. This is a free and fair election."

 

[Mr Cuddles]

>take your guns away
because that totally happened when right wingers lost their shit and claimed Obama was going to do it

>indoctrinate your kids
do you mean the whole "universal preschool" thing? Oh no, Biden's going to teach kids how to read and count, hide in your bunkers!

>"get rid of the police"
Where'd you hear this one from? Facebook? It's fucking incredible to me how you people genuinely think this middle-of-the-aisle boomer who won by being a middle-of-the-aisle boomer is going to make any kind of sweeping hyper-leftist changes.

Half this thread is bemoaning how much of an old supposedly senile Prince Phillip-tier walking corpse on the verge of collapsing into dust he is, the other half is doomposting about how much of a crazy nefarious evil hyper-liberal hippie communist he supposedly is. Pick one version of Biden and stick to it.

Biden isn't AOC, nor is he Bernie. He's never been anything even remotely close to far left in his career.

You realise that your earlier claim of not following what biden does because you only voted for him to get rid of trump kind of invalidates you as a source of authority regarding what bidens admin is up to. But hey, who needs logical consistency amirite?

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

While people ITT were performing deep analysis on Tim Scott's use of capital letters to try and prove "yes all niggers", he got President Kamala to state on national tv "America is not a racist country".

BTFO. She'll get crucified for that by the progressive wing of her party. Should they actually allow her to be primaried, she will absolutely get called out for that by AOC or somebody in a debate. Should be pretty lol.

A big win in my book.

 

[Gehenna]

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Ballot doooooooooooomping.
"Let's take a break, another break, a week long break, oh, we're done counting. This is a free and fair election."

Only worked then because the Republican Establishment had a hate boner for Trump. Why do you think congress tried to pass laws to allow them to keep it all open and to try to pack the court? Why do you think removing the filibuster is so god damned important to them right now?
Now that Trump is gone, they cannot use the same methods twice.

 

[AnotherPleb]

While people ITT were performing deep analysis on Tim Scott's use of capital letters to try and prove "yes all niggers", he got President Kamala to state on national tv "America is not a racist country".

BTFO. She'll get crucified for that by the progressive wing of her party. Should they actually allow her to be primaried, she will absolutely get called out for that by AOC or somebody in a debate. Should be pretty lol.

A big win in my book.

You mean the same way Tulsi Gabbard crucified her in the first primary debate about her history as a DA? Tell me, how did that turn out for Tulsi?

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

While people ITT were performing deep analysis on Tim Scott's use of capital letters to try and prove "yes all niggers", he got President Kamala to state on national tv "America is not a racist country".

BTFO. She'll get crucified for that by the progressive wing of her party. Should they actually allow her to be primaried, she will absolutely get called out for that by AOC or somebody in a debate. Should be pretty lol.

A big win in my book.

Nothing will happen. It will be memory-holed and you WILL forget. You WILL be a good citizen.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

>take your guns away
because that totally happened when right wingers lost their shit and claimed Obama was going to do it

>indoctrinate your kids
do you mean the whole "universal preschool" thing? Oh no, Biden's going to teach kids how to read and count, hide in your bunkers!

>"get rid of the police"
Where'd you hear this one from? Facebook? It's fucking incredible to me how you people genuinely think this middle-of-the-aisle boomer who won by being a middle-of-the-aisle boomer is going to make any kind of sweeping hyper-leftist changes.

Half this thread is bemoaning how much of an old supposedly senile Prince Phillip-tier walking corpse on the verge of collapsing into dust he is, the other half is doomposting about how much of a crazy nefarious evil hyper-liberal hippie communist he supposedly is. Pick one version of Biden and stick to it.

Biden isn't AOC, nor is he Bernie. He's never been anything even remotely close to far left in his career.

shut the fuck up, nigger.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

I know you are joking but considering the messed up stuff the U.S. did (slavery, Native American genocide etc) it could be argued that the British Empire was more ethical than the American Colonies. That's not to say they were saints but I don't think they were ever as bad as the early U.S. was.

Bruh who cares, up until the 18th century no one outside of a few autists gave a fuck about ethics on a societal scale. Stop moral fagging nations and REMEMBER that it was totally cool to crucify people, break them on the wheel, and mercifully behead them(among a list of other things) at one point for such petty crimes its not even funny. Not to mention that our moral compass as a society is shifting so quickly today that people who would've been considered hyper PC a decade ago are barely normies now.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

@Neil EAT THE HAT, BITCH.

 

[Corpun]

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2021/apr/28/biden-racial-equity-agenda-targets-exclusionary-si/

https://archive.fo/wTZzc

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>The Biden administration sees remnants of America’s segregationist past in what it calls “exclusionary” zoning laws, which allow only single-family homes in large swaths of cities and suburbs.
>President Biden wants to transform the character of many American cities and suburbs by building more apartment buildings in quiet and frequently disproportionately White neighborhoods of single-family homes.

White flight will just move to rural areas then they will get shit up as well with construction.

never thought i'd see neil breen acting like such a fed

At least HHH is entertaining.

Biden isn't AOC, nor is he Bernie. He's never been anything even remotely close to far left in his career.

Do you really think Biden is competent enough to lead and isn't a sockpuppet for his handellers and interest groups?

Who did David Duke endorse for the 2016 and 2020 elections?

Who someone endorses means jack shit. A Stalinist could endorse Joe and that doesn't mean he will be killing kulaks. Besides let's check who Richard Spencer endorsed last election.

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Ballot doooooooooooomping.
"Let's take a break, another break, a week long break, oh, we're done counting. This is a free and fair election."

The more they cheat the more angry people will get. HR1 seems to be dead in the water and that is cutting out their easy access to cheating.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Just a reminder that smallpox blankets didn't exist and anybody that claims they did is a retard.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Who did David Duke endorse for the 2016 and 2020 elections?

Joe Biden would never surround himself with klansmen and act superior towards another race, he’s a good boy.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hulk Hogan, we coming for you

 

[The handsome tard]

But hey, at least the mean tweets are gone, isnt that right, guys?

You know how difficult is to defend and stand by Biden's actions? The Biden Derangement Thread (very original title btw, whoever came up with it, you get a golden star of david for originality) is dead quiet and the usual suspects are nowhere to be seen. They can only point at the ocasional loud idiot online so much until they realise that the right just isnt as mentally immature as the left to throw temper tantrums, we are more disappointed that this shit is happening.
I guess they know that the more they defend Biden, the worse they will look.

 

[Dark Edea]

Amazing how this story turned up, huh?(0:59 if the embed doesn't work)

Actual fake news, pushed to put conservatives in their usual hysterics. This story was pushed for several days, with Tucker Carlson and Hannity and a shitload of conservo grifters on twitter funnel feeding it to their viewers, and then only quietly, quickly retracted in a 30 second segment of a several hours long news broadcast, where there's a high likelihood the majority of the idiots who heard and believed it still think it's true (and want to doompost about bugs and pods or whatever again).

Incredible.

Again, I never saw anything on the ballot saying that I had to subscribe and watch every single one of whoever I voted for's videos.

It's as true as "we aren't going to tear down statues of George Washington lol", just give it time.

 

[Mr Cuddles]

But hey, at least the mean tweets are gone, isnt that right, guys?

You know how difficult is to defend and stand by Biden's actions? The Biden Derangement Thread (very original title btw, whoever came up with it, you get a golden star of david for originality) is dead quiet and the usual suspects are nowhere to be seen. They can only point at the ocasional loud idiot online so much until they realise that the right just isnt as mentally immature as the left to throw temper tantrums, we are more disappointed that this shit is happening.
I guess they know that the more they defend Biden, the worse they will look.

Your post actually inspired me to read a 100 pages or so of the TES thread. Glad I did, about 80% of it's total aids but there are gems in there worth reading if you are ever wondering about future dem/rep marginals.

Biggest takeaway is that @Dark Edea talks to both sides. So who out of the threads is the bigger retard?

 

[Dark Edea]

Biggest takeaway is that @Dark Edea talks to both sides. So who out of the threads is the bigger retard?

Oh me, easily.