Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

Hey that was totally not Russ.

That was a fancy paid PR agent from the fiverr marketing agency.

Two of them, in fact.

 

[Russketeer]

I partially don't blame Russ for his idea of gambling winnings being a "goal". Casinos and the media always prey on locals but the pandemic has made it worse. Pre-pandemic jackpots of $xx million or above would possibly get a small media mention and you'd see these "news stories" maybe once a month or less. Pandemic times have had jackpots as low as $x,xxx treated as "news" about twice a week. I've had to explain to my parents a local casino changing names wasn't newsworthy or important, it's just advertising disguised as "news".

Advertising wins makes some people play and others play more (80/20 rule is alive and well with degenerate gamblers) causing more wins which then get advertised making gourdhead think whatever he thinks.

I'm so glad Wizard of Odds was mentioned on the farms. Great info from an actuary. Only "beatable" games are poker (playing against other people with Casino only taking a rake from each pot) / Sports Betting (with enough sperging one can get intelligently) / Blackjack (basic strategy brings house edge low as possible and other things like counting can turn the tide to player advantage) / Video Poker (some payables are player advantage when played perfectly and taking advantage of promotion). Promotion and weakness hunting can also be player advantage. None of this is anywhere near simple, easy, fun, or common (Casinos love when card counting movies come out).

Basic strategy Blackjack, Baccarat, VP, and Craps are merely "good" games because the average idiot can easily get the house edge down to ~1%.

I rarely gamble now but I love craps. The best and worst bets in the Casino all in one confusing place. The people watching is second to none.


BACK TO RUSS. I think the Wizard of Odds adjacent Easy Vegas speaks of Russ goals better (WOO odds is straight math facts only and EV has some phycology and street smarts mixed in).

https://easy.vegas/gambling/odds-win-million-dollars

How to win a a million dollars at a table game with a $5 bet

 

[The Dude]

I see Russ has the fantasy of walking into a casino with one dollar and walking out rich. That delusion is very common and it's funny to watch it play out again and again. Like I said and others have said, if you walk into a casino knowing you won't win and just feed a dollar or two into the slots and people watch, it can be highly entertaining.


He won't give up completely until a week or so goes by and Yovanna doesn't follow him back or otherwise indulge his fantasy. Then he'll rage about how she hates the disabled and may or may not sue her. I'm sure he'll blame the Farms somehow.

I once drove to Wendover, NV (a tiny little gambling town right on the Nevada/Utah border where the Enola Gay trained to drop the Hiroshima bomb) one night years ago on a whim. I had just under $19 to play with and played Craps for the first time. I came home with just shy of $200. The dealer and everyone at the table were very kind and happy to teach a new player the rules, and we all had a good time. I fully understood that I could have just as easily lost that entire $19 and I would have been fine with that. I was playing to have some fun, not with the expectation that I would win anything, and that's the way I always approach gambling on the rare occasion that I do gamble.

Russ has already set his mind on winning. Every dollar he will put into it will be done with him fully expecting to receive more in return. And the more Dildo Saggins spends on gambling without winning his big fortune that he DESERVES, the angrier he will get. And the more we all get to laugh at him for making yet more bad decisions and wasting more money on something that any sane person would tell him won't ever happen.

But for the sake of argument, if he DID win a lot of money by some twist of fate, it will still be a source of humor for us. We will just get to see him wasting increasingly larger amounts of money on fruitless ventures while Russ flips his shit because he won't understand why it isn't working. Why he keeps failing despite being rich.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Haven't read the thread yet so hopefully this is a novel question, but why the fuck can't he just hire a hooker instead of being a creepy weirdo?

Because it's not just about the sex. It's about having beautiful and famous arm candy. It's about massaging that narcissistic ego of his. But above all else, it's about getting back at the world for having been born a rat-mouthed freak who was abandoned by his biological parents.

Before you reply, read the thread (or at least the highlights.) It's a hell of a ride and you won't regret it.

 

[DarkAlien]

I mean his odds of making money in a casino are still better than his odds of wooing and bagging an instathot.
I can see him being the type to start slow with a dollar in penny slots and then move up to $20 here and there, until he has graduated to spending his whole paycheck after food and bills are paid, to increase his odds.

I wonder how he's gonna deal with the drinks, he won't want the drinks but he'll want the pretty girls serving the drinks attention. Maybe he'll take one here or there and develope a taste for that too.

On a side note, i find it fascinating that he doesn't like cigarettes, booze, weed or any mood altering substances. You would think it must suck living in his head and a little escape or release now and then would be a good thing. Maybe he's just the all or nothing type.

 

[CWCissey]

I wonder how he's gonna deal with the drinks,

Shirley Temples

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

He's tried carpetbombing Reddit with his own bullshit songs before under the username u/TipOfTheIcePack252, with the "I Don't Get You" song and one random jab at Biden.

When he realized it wouldn't work this time he packed up his Malto Meal and went home, same as usual.

Another pointless casino story - Mr Polexio and I visited MGM a few weeks ago and just for fun blew $160 on slots. It took about 15 minutes playing on the cheapest level, just choosing random machines. Neither of us had played slots before. We decided to keep the rest of the cash we'd pulled since the whole thing was utterly unsatisfying. The much more interesting part of the casino rooms was watching the people at the machines - saw a complete smokeshow sit down next to an overweight slobby dude and he was so engrossed in his slot machine that he didn't even glance over at her. Lots of dead soulless eyes staring into the screen.

Russell's already got dead soulless eyes, so he's halfway there.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Haven't read the thread yet so hopefully this is a novel question, but why the fuck can't he just hire a hooker instead of being a creepy weirdo?

Russel's adventures with and litigation against hookers are rather legendary. He's sued hookers for not fucking him.

 

[Foltest]

Russell sound just as I think he would do....

 

[Easy Peasy]

That Kenny Rogers gambler song isnt a lie

Know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run.

Sometimes you can get a good run at the table or slots, but then have the forethought to walk away.

Your average Vegas tourist wont do that.

Russ is even dumber.

Looking forward to this new hotshot high roller arc. I'm already a Vegas nerd. I promise to keep my actuary and statistics spergery about casinos to a minimum or behind a cut, but god damn it's a love language and any chance I get to be a complete autist about it, I take. Sorry in advance :/

 

[moocow]

I rarely gamble now but I love craps. The best and worst bets in the Casino all in one confusing place. The people watching is second to none.

It's my favorite game to play on the rare occasion I visit Vegas. There's a little casino in Henderson that's still got a $0.50 table (used to be $0.25 minimum) that takes bets in quarter denominations and I can make a $20 bill stretch out a couple of hours there. That table is always packed.

Despite the fact that it literally costs $0.50 to play and you can lay maximum odds on that bet for $3, practically nobody is betting minimums and there's usually two or three guys there each time who hand over $500 to the dealers every hour or so, proceed to lose it on tard bets, walk back over to the ATM and come back with another bundle of $100's a few minutes later. The crazy thing is they're usually perfectly happy, even excited, as they do this.

I don't know how they do it. It feels bad enough when I lose $3.50 on a round and that's the richest bet I'll make on that table. I can't imagine being so casual and carefree about losing $10-$20 on every roll of the dice. It really hits home on a busy craps table when the shooter rolls a 7-out and the dealers go to work scooping up all the chips from all over the damned table from everyone who just lost. It's easily hundreds of dollars. Occasionally thousands. On a table denominated in $0.25 chips!

But like you said, watching that whole thing happen over and over again is an experience you'll never find anywhere else besides a craps table.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Even though it would be glorious seeing Russell develop a crippling gambling addiction and proceed to tard rage and threaten to sue casinos, I think we are jumping the gun, he just mentioned going to a slot machine with $1.

He's too much of a degenerate to immediately cut into his sex fund, that's precious money that can be spent on Walmart flowers, fiverr actors for music videos and SongCat recording sessions.

Plus he'll need money in reserve when Skordas and Null countersue him for legal fees when his case is thrown out any day now.

 

[Cilleystring]

I wonder how he's gonna deal with the drinks, he won't want the drinks but he'll want the pretty girls serving the drinks attention. Maybe he'll take one here or there and develope a taste for that too.

On a side note, i find it fascinating that he doesn't like cigarettes, booze, weed or any mold altering substances. You would think it must suck living in his head and a little escape or release now and then would be a good thing. Maybe he's just the all or nothing type.

I like the idea of Russ slowly being coerced by the sexy casino waitresses to drink alcohol. On one hand, the mormon in Russ is very against it, but on the other hand Russ is more than willing to sacrifice his pride, dignity, reputation, safety, finances, career path, mental health, friends and family, and religious morals for a chance at some punani, so what's one little drink right?

 

[DrJonesHat]

I like the idea of Russ slowly being coerced by the sexy casino waitresses to drink alcohol. On one hand, the mormon in Russ is very against it, but on the other hand Russ is more than willing to sacrifice his pride, dignity, reputation, safety, finances, career path, mental health, friends and family, and religious morals for a chance at some punani, so what's one little drink right?

And then when she doesn't put out, he'll sue goddamit! She made representations! It's a crap shoot(ha) on whether he'll lose all his money gambling or actually win some and get cleaned out by a hooker.

 

[The Dude]

Russell's already got dead soulless eyes, so he's halfway there.

Sometimes that Russhole, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about a Russhole, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he stalks after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he woos ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch slurpin’...

 

[DrJonesHat]

Sometimes that Russhole, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about a Russhole, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he stalks after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he woos ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch slurpin’...

I'd like to write up statistics for Russ in an TTRPG. Maybe Call of Cthulhu. He's a harbinger of madness.

 

[Constellationzero]

As people have said, Russ views lawsuits as tattling to the teacher. Russ expects the judge to make us stop being mean to him. Russ doesn't grasp the Bill of Rights, so the fact that what we're saying is protected is lost on him. He blames everyone but himself for his idiocy. When a landlord decided to not renew his lease because Russ had been harassing his sister, Russ blamed Taylor. Now the Farms seem to be his current scapegoat.

Butternut seems to conveniently forget that after so many tattles, even the teacher tells the tattler to LOL, fuck off. Usually they'll ask the kid "What did you do to get that?" or "Who did it first? You or the other kid?" or something like that.

And we know with the Arianna Grande minstrel show of fail, even the judge talked down to him similarly and he still persisted.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Even though it would be glorious seeing Russell develop a crippling gambling addiction and proceed to tard rage and threaten to sure casinos, I think we are jumping the gun, he just mentioned going to a slot machine with $1.

He's too much of a degenerate to immediately cut into his sex fund, that's precious money that can be spent on Walmart flowers, fiverr actors for music videos and SongCat recording sessions.

Plus he'll need money in reserve when Skordas and Null countersue him for legal fees when his case is thrown out any day now.

It might be a clever plan to burn all of his money on Casinos and hookers before Null files for legal fees.

 

[StinkySnack]

clever plan

Two words that should never be used together when discussing anything related to Russell Greer.

 

[Constellationzero]

That Kenny Rogers gambler song isnt a lie

Know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run.

Sometimes you can get a good run at the table or slots, but then have the forethought to walk away.

Your average Vegas tourist wont do that.

Russ is even dumber.

Looking forward to this new hotshot high roller arc. I'm already a Vegas nerd. I promise to keep my actuary and statistics spergery about casinos to a minimum or behind a cut, but god damn it's a love language and any chance I get to be a complete autist about it, I take. Sorry in advance :/

(( Taps mic ))



You've painted your lips red
And you have a braided ponytail
Taylor, are you contemplating
A girlfriend experience full of fail
The shadow on the wall
Tells me the sun is going down
Ohhhhhhh, Tayyyyyyloooooorrrrr, don't take your love to town
It wasn't me that started
Suing instathots and whores
But their subtle invitations
Had a duty to warn
And yes, it's true that
I'm not the Pipsqueak I used to be
Oh, Taylor, I still need some company
It's hard to love a Gourdhead who
Has eleventy trauma lumps
And the wants and the needs of
A woman your age, Taylor, I realize
But it won't be long
I've heard them say until I'm not around
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Tayyyyyyyyylllloooorrr, don't take your love to town
She's leaving now 'cause I just
Realized I've been blocked on Instagram
The way I know I've seen that
Warning message--once again!
And if I could move, I'd get my stun gun
And put her in the ground
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, Taaaaaaayyyyylllloooorrrr, don't take your love to town
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, Taaaaayyyyyylllooorrr, for God's sake, turn around