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That shit she did with the marshmallows was Satan Rape. -Shudders-
The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters
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That shit she did with the marshmallows was Satan Rape. -Shudders-
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They don't have necks. It's just blobs on top of blobs.
Really I never noticed the complete lack of neck before, because of the forehead growth.
Really I never noticed the complete lack of neck before, because of the forehead growth.
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This is what came into my head after seeing the one with the forehead fat
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I grew up in south GA, lived in the country all my life and have been around god only knows how many rednecks and white trash, but it's legit hard to understand what they're saying because their accents are so bad. It's like even talking is too much exercise so they slur and mumble their speech as much as they can.
Those spit bubbles she blows at 3:15 beg to differ.
Those spit bubbles she blows at 3:15 beg to differ.
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Why am I getting images of the mom from Pink Flamingos?
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Goddamn. They should have left Tammy in that nursing home, maybe she would have lost enough weight to not die in the next year. Did anyone else hear in the birthday video where she was talking about craving McDonald's? She's just going to blow the fuck up again to the point where her lungs can't sustain her.
God help the nearby fast food joints, because TAMMY IS BACK IN ACTION.
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Holy crap. Look at their newest video called "Tammy's talk". Tammy's in a bad mood from all the mean comments, and Tammy and Amy discuss what's for dinner in the Slaton trailer. Her arms and saggy gut are grotesque.
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Unintentional humor when Tammy is asked if she has high blood pressure and responds with, "Well, who don't?"
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good lord. it's always a horrifying sight to me when people are too fat to close their legs and have to have them splayed out like that.
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good lord. it's always a horrifying sight to me when people are too fat to close their legs and have to have them splayed out like that.
not to mention she can't close her legs AFTER they put her on some emergency weight loss plan or whatever in the hospital.
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She was going for a fluttershy look. true story
my favorite part is when Amy applied blush to tammy's forehead chub.
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...
I don't even know what to say.
I'm sure there's a whore and hotdog joke in there somewhere, but I'm terrified by that first image.
If I had a way to photoshop on my phone, I'd put that makeup on this guy and do a who did it better:
I don't even know what to say.
I'm sure there's a whore and hotdog joke in there somewhere, but I'm terrified by that first image.
If I had a way to photoshop on my phone, I'd put that makeup on this guy and do a who did it better:
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But she eated it.
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Forgot the high volume on my stereo when i clicked on the video. three seconds in, after throwing myself for the volume-jog, i saw my cat in my periphery standing in the corner staring at me, like, "What... the... feck?"
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The way they just snort randomly through out the video is just
She was going for a fluttershy look. true story
my favorite part is when Amy applied blush to tammy's forehead chub.
eww.
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Normally I'd never advocate the whole 'Ew, dat gross, dey dumb, kill dem' mentality when it comes to lolcows but when it comes to this I'm a little less...reserved. That is the literal definition for waste of space. She only consumes, gives nothing back and is nothing but a massive burden for everyone around her...literally and metaphorically. Shame is too soft a word to describe reaching that level; I hated that show that advocated landwhales as a sickness because they couldn't stop eating. I didn't care about what drove them to do it, I was more concerned about the people around them forced to deal with it. Against my usual demeanor I hope she chokes on a chicken bone so there's one less chub monster having resources wasted on them.
And yeah, I deserve whatever negative comments I get. I'm kind of being a dick.
And yeah, I deserve whatever negative comments I get. I'm kind of being a dick.
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Their... Their foreheads are bulging with subcutaneous fat...
I need to read up on obesity, I didn't think that this was possible to such an extend.
Incidentally, does anyone know where I can find Solo and the Wookiee?
I need to read up on obesity, I didn't think that this was possible to such an extend.
Incidentally, does anyone know where I can find Solo and the Wookiee?