Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Mitch McConnell wants to get rid of the fake history known as 1619. Bobby reads something diabolical (I'm not sure what):
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"Critical Race Theory" is grudge-wanking Jewish bullshit that can be traced back to Horkheimer and Adorno, subsequently enriched by other three-brackets like Judith Butler. Are you sure you want to say "Jewish people hasn't DONE ANYTHING"?

Antisemitic dog whistle, and the role of Russia in WWII:
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Some one is a little bit more than upset.

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Punk Rock is Obsolete:
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It's better to grow old than never grow at all.

Bobby channels Jack Black in School of Rock, if Jack's character were an incomprehensible bloviator who links everything to politics.
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I'm just wondering who fed him those lines, although the "blue-collar angry-nihilist versus college-kids-with-futures" contrast is definitely his own.

Consoom:
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Brand whore:
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Mortal Kombat:
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James Gunn:
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James Gunn has become so basic that he wants the same one-note edgelord Joker that's been popular for years. Wow, such a groundbreaking genius. I'm disappointed. You'd think the guy that turns everything into a goofy comedy would offer a scheming silver age Joker with a penchant for pulling Boners.

And in regards to the Green Lantern thing- I actually read Green Lantern for years and I have to ask, who is this for? No one likes Guy Gardner (since most everyone that knows of him isn't aware of his character development since the 90s), no one cares about Alan Scott except the most hard core of JSA fans (and IIRC he's not traditionally connected to the GL Corps that came along in the Silver Age at all), and no one's heard of the random chick (if you were to ask me about female Green Lanterns I could name you Jessica Cruz, Katma Tui or Arisia Raab...) I can only guess those were the only ones DC didn't have in reserve for a potentially better project, since Zack Snyder has said he wanted to use John Stewart instead of Martian Manhunter in his Justice League but wasn't allowed. But, I won't hold my breath.
 
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Oh, fuck off, Bob. We know that you don't read the comic books so your knowledge of Guy Gardner exclusively extends to his Justice League International portrayal at best. Several writers have rounded out his personality so while he is crass and arrogant, he is a highly effective officer in the Corps who holds the rank of Honor Guard. Not only that, he fought Arkillo (the Sinestro Corps' version of Kilowog who is known to EAT his trainees) barehanded and won, earning the monster's respect to the point where they became bash brothers for a time.

Both Hal Jordan and John Stewart respect him and he is extremely loyal to his fellow GLs. If I can say one thing about Guy, it's that he is a throughly entertaining character and though he can be a jerk at times he still has a heart of gold. Merciful Frigg, it's like Bob has a hatred for three-dimensional characterization because his worldview is completely binary.
The wrong dudes thought Guy Gardner was cool for the same one dimensional reasons Bob dislikes him for. <- the source of all Bob opinions.
 
modern translation (NIV anyway) translates that Ziz word as "insects" for some reason.
Last bit of bible-sperging: this is why ive been trying to find a good critical-edition of the bible for years now, theres a ton of necessary localization and minor and some major textual variants and i want to know why the translator used this textual variant as opposed another etc, point being i wouldn't want to be a biblical translator it seems hard.

tl;dr: movieblob is fat and i would not have sex with him even if it saved my immortal soul.

Edit: I forgot there's a biblical dictionary for the OT here: https://bh.seveleu.com/ every hebrew word in the OT with cross references its a biblesperg's delight.
Heres the definition they give for Ziz:

Etymology: from an unused root apparently meaning to be conspicuous | Variants: זִיז, זִיז | Morphology: N-M

zīz
A 1) moving creatures, moving things
B 1) abundance, fulness
 
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Mitch McConnell wants to get rid of the fake history known as 1619. Bobby reads something diabolical (I'm not sure what):
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Of course Bob's appeal to fellow lefties isn't that the Turtle is wrong, but that acknowledging that he might have a point would be a victory for the wrong people.

That this tribalistic simpleton dares to consider himself a "thinker" of any kind will never not be laughable. I mean, I don't think even the most partisan of right-wing Twitter have ever had their arguments boil down to "don't agree with this person, that would give the wrong people a win!"
 
"When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins"
It was written in 1919? How come Kipling predicted exactly what happens 100 years later?

It has all happened before...

It will all happen again...

It's what many conservatives (or at least historians) have been screaming about for generations: "it's been tried before, and it keeps failing."

(Have fun reading Lewis "Abolition of Man" or "That Hideous Strength" sometime for really spookey prophecy.)
 
It always hilarious to see people who think that whitey was going in to Africa and just kidnapping people to use as slaves. They were buying those slaves from the locals. Slavery still exists, sweaty.
People probably got that impression from the Roots miniseries, which shows the main character and his family being kidnapped by white dudes. This was blatantly false, as most slave raids were conducted by Africans themselves and the slaves sold to white men on the coasts.

"According to Sowell, Roots did more harm than good in fueling “the gross misconception that slavery was about white people enslaving black people.” In reality, “the tragedy of slavery was of a far greater magnitude than that.” Slavery knew no racial boundaries. “People of every race and color were both slaves and enslavers, for thousands of years, all around the world.” Sowell likens slavery to cancer in that it transcends time and place. He concludes: “If reparations were to be paid for slavery, everybody on this planet would owe everybody else.”

Notice how slavery continues in West Africa to this very day and continued long after white people stopped buying slaves. Yes, people who bought and sold slaves were bad people, no matter what their color, but Hollywood wants us to believe that it was exclusively a thing that white people did out of the blue to black men in Africa. Hollywood will also downplay or omit any help that slaves received from white people or white governments. Sure, Hollywood likes to simplify narratives and play up the bad behavior of villains, and it's understandable that they'd do the same to white slaveowners, but this shit is starting to bleed into real world politics. Whites are being taught that they are the root of all evil and should hand over their money and property to the people their ancestors "oppressed." It's a hustle, but an effective one because we have at least three generations of Americans raised to believe that everything they see on TV and in movies is an accurate portrayal of reality.
 
Last bit of bible-sperging: this is why ive been trying to find a good critical-edition of the bible for years now, theres a ton of necessary localization and minor and some major textual variants and i want to know why the translator used this textual variant as opposed another etc, point being i wouldn't want to be a biblical translator it seems hard.

tl;dr: movieblob is fat and i would not have sex with him even if it saved my immortal soul.

Edit: I forgot there's a biblical dictionary for the OT here: https://bh.seveleu.com/ every hebrew word in the OT with cross references its a biblesperg's delight.
Heres the definition they give for Ziz:

Etymology: from an unused root apparently meaning to be conspicuous | Variants: זִיז, זִיז | Morphology: N-M

zīz
A 1) moving creatures, moving things
B 1) abundance, fulness
Just recently learned this in a podcast but apparently a lot of ancient Hebrew was unknown because the only source of a word was said Bible.

In the mid 20th century, Ungarit was found, a thousands year old city destroyed thousands of years ago.

And it used a language super close to ancient Hebrew. So since then, newer translations have the benefit of finally being able to cross check old words for better context than older translations.
 
I don't think he understands that leftists who tend to focus on class don't care about an issue that has nothing to do with class.
The Nazis' justification for carrying out the Holocaust was that the Jews were racially subhuman and ”life unworthy of life”.

The obvious implication from Bob's comparison between Jews and poor whites is that poor whites are subhumans.
 
Mitch McConnell wants to get rid of the fake history known as 1619. Bobby reads something diabolical (I'm not sure what):
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"Critical Race Theory" is grudge-wanking Jewish bullshit that can be traced back to Horkheimer and Adorno, subsequently enriched by other three-brackets like Judith Butler. Are you sure you want to say "Jewish people hasn't DONE ANYTHING"?

Antisemitic dog whistle, and the role of Russia in WWII:
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Punk Rock is Obsolete:
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It's better to grow old than never grow at all.
1) The creator of the 1619 Project admitted that it is a specifically historical piece and she frequently attacks the race of historians who tear it apart. It should be discarded as the ahistorical propaganda that it is. But it fits Bobby's justification for genocide so of course he's firmly in its corner.

2) It isn't hard to actually see the point that RT article is trying to make. They aren't wrong in that Hollywood has presented a skewed version of the war that boils down to only a few big moments, but Russia is also guilty of leaving out what the Western Allies did. It cuts both ways.

Also, Bobert's basic bitch Google search heavy history diatribes really piss me off. No, you phony intellectual, Japanese troops didn't rout the Russians in as easy a manner as you make it out. They were well-trained and fought hard, but they had a tendency to be ordered into costly head-on charges and this was especially the case against Russian fortifications at Port Arthur (I doubt Bob even understands the significance of said place). The casualties sustained were heavy and the gains made by Japan were not considered good enough by the public. In fact, there were heavy protests and riots in Tokyo over the terms of the Treaty of Portsmouth. The naval victory as Tsushima is probably what he's basing his assessment of the war on, but the effect it had on the Tasr would have been nullified if the Russians could have won the Great War as the Russian public was heavily in favor of it initially.

I would argue the effect was greater on Japan. The Japanese government never forgot how the public reacted in 1905, so its campaign in China later on kept going because it couldn't simply withdraw without appearing to gain significant concessions. Anything less would have caused a public outcry and popular support for radical elements in the army which had already assassinated prime ministers, launched coups, and conducted military campaigns without Tokyo's approval (see the Mukden Incident and the incursion into French Indochina). This meant needing to find more resources to continue fighting which leads them to eyeing the "Southern Resource Area" which in turn leads to Pearl Harbor. Moreover, and just throwing this out there, has Bob even heard of Khalkhin Gol and its underappreciated significance? Just wondering.

3) How is Danzig's assessment wrong? Oh, that's right, you can't argue against it so you just call him old? No shit he's old, Bob, the man's a rock legend and arguably a pioneer with a slew of memorable releases over the course of several decades. That doesn't mean he's incorrect. We're living in a world where a game show contestant is getting scrutinized for holding up three fingers and having to apologize. Of course the Ramones or the Misfits couldn't have come around in this day and age. You'd part of the mob trying to cancel Johnny Ramone and Glenn Danzig for their unabashed Conservative view points let alone their musical content. Lord knows your troon angels would shriek at "Last Caress," "Today Your Love, Tomorrow the World," "Die, Die My Darling," or "Bad Brain." The only reason you fuckers don't is because you all are too obsessed with what is happening right now to go Red Guard style and burn the past completely.
 
I don't think he understands that leftists who tend to focus on class don't care about an issue that has nothing to do with class.

The Nazis' justification for carrying out the Holocaust was that the Jews were racially subhuman and ”life unworthy of life”.

The obvious implication from Bob's comparison between Jews and poor whites is that poor whites are subhumans.
Bob would of course argue "Well the Jews weren't being racist to black people or whatever so they're not subhuman. Only minority hating xenophobic Mayo Ghouls are truly subhuman because they're being racist which is by definition subhuman behavior".

Bob by no means understands the implications of dehumanizing humans, regardless of whether they "deserve it", because one day, someone's going to have the power to say Bob deserves to be dehumanized, and there won't be dick Bob can do about it.

Bob also better watch who he's calling "old" - because some day HE'LL be the old "boomer" whose views are obsolete and not in step with those of the Soopeeryah Fyootchah(tm).
 
Antisemitic dog whistle, and the role of Russia in WWII:
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Positron, I'm rebilling you my doctors bill because I just blew a gastket. It's incredible how fucking stupid Bob is that he sees the argument, "US and Hollywood propaganda machine has completelly erased the contribution of the USSR in WWII and replaced it with heroic americans and muh 6 gorillion" and his response is, "huh, Russia was in WW2?"

I always think that I'm used to Bob's stupidity but here it reaches a new low.
 
1) The creator of the 1619 Project admitted that it is a specifically historical piece and she frequently attacks the race of historians who tear it apart. It should be discarded as the ahistorical propaganda that it is. But it fits Bobby's justification for genocide so of course he's firmly in its corner.
The 1619 debacle was so badly done that it was torn to shreds by people actually in historical field and left so discredited that The New York Times had to quietly edit the piece, meaning the cut out pieces of the essay and never left an editor's note.
 
1) The creator of the 1619 Project admitted that it is a specifically historical piece and she frequently attacks the race of historians who tear it apart. It should be discarded as the ahistorical propaganda that it is. But it fits Bobby's justification for genocide so of course he's firmly in its corner.

2) It isn't hard to actually see the point that RT article is trying to make. They aren't wrong in that Hollywood has presented a skewed version of the war that boils down to only a few big moments, but Russia is also guilty of leaving out what the Western Allies did. It cuts both ways.

Also, Bobert's basic bitch Google search heavy history diatribes really piss me off. No, you phony intellectual, Japanese troops didn't rout the Russians in as easy a manner as you make it out. They were well-trained and fought hard, but they had a tendency to be ordered into costly head-on charges and this was especially the case against Russian fortifications at Port Arthur (I doubt Bob even understands the significance of said place). The casualties sustained were heavy and the gains made by Japan were not considered good enough by the public. In fact, there were heavy protests and riots in Tokyo over the terms of the Treaty of Portsmouth. The naval victory as Tsushima is probably what he's basing his assessment of the war on, but the effect it had on the Tasr would have been nullified if the Russians could have won the Great War as the Russian public was heavily in favor of it initially.

I would argue the effect was greater on Japan. The Japanese government never forgot how the public reacted in 1905, so its campaign in China later on kept going because it couldn't simply withdraw without appearing to gain significant concessions. Anything less would have caused a public outcry and popular support for radical elements in the army which had already assassinated prime ministers, launched coups, and conducted military campaigns without Tokyo's approval (see the Mukden Incident and the incursion into French Indochina). This meant needing to find more resources to continue fighting which leads them to eyeing the "Southern Resource Area" which in turn leads to Pearl Harbor. Moreover, and just throwing this out there, has Bob even heard of Khalkhin Gol and its underappreciated significance? Just wondering.

3) How is Danzig's assessment wrong? Oh, that's right, you can't argue against it so you just call him old? No shit he's old, Bob, the man's a rock legend and arguably a pioneer with a slew of memorable releases over the course of several decades. That doesn't mean he's incorrect. We're living in a world where a game show contestant is getting scrutinized for holding up three fingers and having to apologize. Of course the Ramones or the Misfits couldn't have come around in this day and age. You'd part of the mob trying to cancel Johnny Ramone and Glenn Danzig for their unabashed Conservative view points let alone their musical content. Lord knows your troon angels would shriek at "Last Caress," "Today Your Love, Tomorrow the World," "Die, Die My Darling," or "Bad Brain." The only reason you fuckers don't is because you all are too obsessed with what is happening right now to go Red Guard style and burn the past completely.
Given Bob accidentally proved once more he's a retard who fails to understand whatever he googles and spews out like a parrot. For all he pretends to read and google things, it has to be super simple or it won't stick in his smooth brain. His lack of understanding both the Japanese mindset leading up to WW2 and trying to argue about Danzig without points really shows his low intelligence and lack of understanding history.

It's probably why he unironically is channeling a lot of fascism whenever he opens his gob. He doesn't know or care about history, and so is doomed to forever repeat mistakes of not just his own making, but those with his mindset.
 
The creator of the 1619 Project admitted that it is a specifically historical piece and she frequently attacks the race of historians who tear it apart. It should be discarded as the ahistorical propaganda that it is. But it fits Bobby's justification for genocide so of course he's firmly in its corner.
Man, those spergs must have gotten a huge ego boost when Obama won in 2008. It's like he was the spark to ignite revenge.
 
Given Bob accidentally proved once more he's a retard who fails to understand whatever he googles and spews out like a parrot. For all he pretends to read and google things, it has to be super simple or it won't stick in his smooth brain. His lack of understanding both the Japanese mindset leading up to WW2 and trying to argue about Danzig without points really shows his low intelligence and lack of understanding history.

It's probably why he unironically is channeling a lot of fascism whenever he opens his gob. He doesn't know or care about history, and so is doomed to forever repeat mistakes of not just his own making, but those with his mindset.
Bob, along with a lot of leftists, unironically believes in the idea that if you fervently wish for something and say the magic words enough times, it will become true. That statements somehow have an effect in shaping reality. Bob thinks if he spews enough propaganda, it will become the Truth. Also, if he supports the removal of those who speak against him, that will hasten the coming of his Superior Future(tm) even faster. There is no logic involved. Bob is a Believer, not a Thinker. The only reliable metric concerning Bob is that you can always rely on the opposite of what he says to be true.

In other words, everytime Bob goes to a barbeque, women avoid him like a plague victim and he always has to get a "a small amount of food for an average size person" by himself.
 
I would argue the effect was greater on Japan. The Japanese government never forgot how the public reacted in 1905, so its campaign in China later on kept going because it couldn't simply withdraw without appearing to gain significant concessions. Anything less would have caused a public outcry and popular support for radical elements in the army which had already assassinated prime ministers, launched coups, and conducted military campaigns without Tokyo's approval (see the Mukden Incident and the incursion into French Indochina). This meant needing to find more resources to continue fighting which leads them to eyeing the "Southern Resource Area" which in turn leads to Pearl Harbor. Moreover, and just throwing this out there, has Bob even heard of Khalkhin Gol and its underappreciated significance? Just wondering.

Tsushima also embedded in the mind of IJN planners/commanders the idea of the "decisive battle" - that relative size between you and your opponent didn't matter, if you could draw them out and into a huge battle, and win it, you'd win everything. On paper, Russia had every advanatge, but, we rolled a nat "20" and they lost... so that's how it will always go.... we can beat the USA too if we just draw out the USN into that big battle by attacking Pearl Harbor..... I'm sure it will work this time too!
 
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