Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TerminalTryHard]

Yeah bob those dang dirty mayo ghouls can't even spell systemic, just look at the state with the lowest literacy rate. The the conservative wasteland of california(76.9).

 

[BScCollateral]

"When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins"
It was written in 1919? How come Kipling predicted exactly what happens 100 years later?

He was one smart mofo.

Check out Jungle Book, especially Mowgli's Brothers.

After accepting him when he was a baby, the wolf pack decides Mowgli is a man and not a wolf, and cast him out. In his fury, Mowgli gets fire from a village and scatters the wolves of the pack. Weeping after what he has done, he asks Bagheera what is wrong with him.

Bagheera says, "You are weeping. It is a thing men do."

Among the cool animal adventure hijinks it is about how you are what you are, and there's nothing to be done about that.

EDIT TO ADD: You can tell someone is Russian if they think Bagheera is a girl. Russian is a gendered language, and apparently the only grammatically correct way to use "he" with "panther" is some hideous construction like "the he-panther of the male sex." So they said screw it, it just reads better if we Rule 34 him. The cartoon gave she-Bagheera a litter of little panthers, and they were adorable.

 

[MirrorNoir]

As for which one has to go. Why not Captain Marvel 2? It's not like anyone needs to watch Brie "No Ass Cheeks" Larson sleepwalk through another film.

Toss in that now that Disney owns the X-Men movie rights, Carol is literally on borrowed fucking time with people wanting Rogue. Especially since there are at least 2-3 generations of Marvel fans who only know Carol as a footnote for Rogue's backstory as far as her existing solely so Rogue can steal her powers and become the X-Men version of Superman. And given how utterly unpopular Brie is, it makes plenty of sense to not do CM2 and just pay off Brie to film a death scene where Anna Paquin steals her powers and drowns the bitch in the mother of all fan service "death of poochy" scenes.

 

[Jones McCann]

Republicans don't hate children. Republicans look at all the money that keeps getting thrown into the money pit that is the modern education system and ask "why isn't this doing anything?" Naturally, they then become hesitant to continue to throw more money at the problem. (Of course, there's the notion that this is actually all according to plan, that the public education system is designed to produce incompetent dullards, but that's a story for another time.)

Considering the teacher's unions are overwhelmingly Democrat, and considering their current objective is to keep up bans on in-person schooling so their members can get paid for doing even less work than usual, and considering how many students are struggling with remote schooling, I think it's much easier to make an argument that Dems are anti-children.

That's the ago old argument, Liberals want unlimited money to failing programs and Conservatives want all money taken away from failing programs. Neither actually want to fix it, which is almost certainly impossible. It's even more of an issue today where children are being indoctrinated towards leftism with critical race theory, gender "studies", white colonialism. They're being taught that they're evil because of how they were born, isn't there an ism for that? Meanwhile you have other classmates coming out as the opposite sex and crossdressing. Does anyone remember how our grandparents use to complain about modern times and how things were better in the olden days? Turns out they were right.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Not all of them do. A lot, and I mean a lot of the feminists who've been exiled to the outer darkness for being "TERFs" are staunch lesbians. It's hard to tell how much of the unity among the sexual weirdo contingent is genuine and how much is a media creation.

Trannies are the fake geek girl of the gay community. A lot of them are self-hating homos who would rather chop off their dicks that admit to being attractive to men and others are either incels who think swapping sex will let them force lesbians to fuck them or crossdressers chasing the high of fetishism due to them getting turned on at the thought of sissy/crossdressing play.

And the first issue is a big deal, as far as it being SOP for decades and decades as far as self-hating gays thinking going trans is better and "more socially acceptable" than being gay. Hell, even the TV show Soap made a huge deal about it, as Billy Crystal's character is introduced on camera as a desperate closet case who wants to chop off his dick and become a woman before his closeted jock boyfriend leaves him for a woman for appearances sake.

The trans community also are notorious for trying to use their own network to literally rewrite LBGT history to make them responsible for EVERYTHING in the movement; see the constant attempt by the trans community to claim that they and they alone caused the Stonewall riot and how they've done a lot of work to unperson the gay writer who wrote the definitive book on Stonewall and who debunked their revisionist bull.

That said, for once we have a conservative SCOTUS so we won't get fucked over like we did last time (Roe v. Wade and Obergefell v. Hodges, anyone?).

Given how the Supreme Court stabbed Trump in the back, I don't know......

Roberts is 100% compromised, especially after Citizens United made him 100% pozzed and only caring about his legacy as far as voting solely on what he thinks will keep him from becoming the next Judge Tawny (the SC Justice who ruled for slavery/making it illegal to ban slavery in the Dredd Scott case). Same with Kavanaugh, as far as him living under constant fear that the left will try and illegally oust him from the court due to their butt-hurt that their attempt to kill his nomination failed due to no one buying the coke slut they paid to lie about Kavanaugh "raping her".

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bob claims that his Chipman ancestors built the first tavern in America.

I'd bet more on "were thrown out of".

Read the whole poem. It doesn't end well.

I have never seen this work of Kipling's before and I did not realize what a wonder I was missing. Thank you.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I think that a lot, not just about Bob and abortion, but almost everyone on the Breadless-Left and a good chunk of people on the Sperg-Right too. People who are just so fucking angry about things that are completely disconnected from their lives as a whole.

The status quo is that abortion exists, right to choose, all that. And yet people who are pro-abortion, who have already won the debate, are still really REALLY mad about... Something. Jesus dude, if you ever managed to trick some poor bitch into accepted your low motility spunk she would have the right to scrape the double-chinned fetus out and throw it in the fucking trash. So how can you still be mad about this issue? Anyone who is violently in favor of the status quo is unbalanced, and it indicates a deeper personal problem.

Whatever reason Motion Picture Roberto has for loving abortion, it's not just because he thinks it's correct. It's 100% something weird and dark in his history; maybe in college he convinced a girl to have an abortion for the sake of her career, and that same chick is now a griefwracked, lonely, cat lady. Who knows? But something is there.

Bob only wishes he could have had been the donor of the seed that Lindsay Ellis had scraped out of her.

Having encountered a huge number of abortionspergs IRL (I live in a highly "progressive" area), and Bob would certainly qualify for their collective mindset, people like Bob are paranoid that if even one restriction against abortion arises, it's a reverse slippery-slope (it's not just a fallacy for conservative arguments lol) that will lead to the abolishment of abortion, leading to women being literally barefoot in the kitchen, pregnant and chained to the stove, or the fictional land of Gilead will become reality (Handmaid's Tale), not allowed to work, vote, or express their opinions and being domestically abused into submission and turned "back" into Chattel. They either believe this delusionally with all their hearts, or they spout this in hopes of convincing others to believe this malarkey with all their hearts (the old "Appeal to Emotion" fallacy).

That, and Bob thinks the Superior Female wishes for a man who will not stand in her way if she wants an abortion, so he thinks this position is a selling point for the perfect mate. Unfortunately, most women who are that virulently pro-choice are either lesbians (lol) or already taken by the first soyboy that winked at her making that horrific soyfaced chimpanzee open mouthed grin. But even were they single, Bob's views are so horrific that most women would steer clear, even a Lindsay Ellis, because there are better (less angry, more compliant and manipulatable) simps and soyboys out there than Bob.

And these days, no Lesbun has need of a beard, let alone a Bob-beard.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob’s followers wouldn’t be able to handle Meet the Feebles as it would be considered very problematic in [Current Year]+6.

It has racial stereotypes of Asians, sexual assault, and homophobic slurs.

https://archive.ph/IK5jJ

I don't know. Looking through his interactions with that tweet shows no one having a problem with it which furthers my belief that they don't care a single bit about all the bullshit they spew. It's all performative.

 

[Mola Ram]

https://archive.ph/IK5jJ

I don't know. Looking through his interactions with that tweet shows no one having a problem with it which furthers my belief that they don't care a single bit about all the bullshit they spew. It's all performative.

Being offended may not be a choice, but going out of your way to fuck with the person who offends you sure is.

 

[Flexo]

Given it is Vox, it is almost certainly bullshit, but Bobby's motive in making this comment is far from pure...

. . .Why is it bullshit? Is Bobby following the science and thinking? Or is he just feeling about his love of furry critters? (Could be fun to watch him try debunking that without getting humans too.)



Holy cow, Bob is hitting his annual correctness early this year.
(Translation: there's literally more events that happen in a day than can ever be reported on. How do you choose which events are reported on? That's going to be a bias. And you can't really do it in a nonpartisan way.)

 

[Red Hood]

"When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins"
It was written in 1919? How come Kipling predicted exactly what happens 100 years later?

"Though I've belted you and flayed you, by the livin' gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, mayo ghoul!"

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Toss in that now that Disney owns the X-Men movie rights, Carol is literally on borrowed fucking time with people wanting Rogue. Especially since there are at least 2-3 generations of Marvel fans who only know Carol as a footnote for Rogue's backstory as far as her existing solely so Rogue can steal her powers and become the X-Men version of Superman. And given how utterly unpopular Brie is, it makes plenty of sense to not do CM2 and just pay off Brie to film a death scene where Anna Paquin steals her powers and drowns the bitch in the mother of all fan service "death of poochy" scenes.

I doubt Carol will be fucked with too much since Fiege fought for her for years and probably has some investment, especially since he tried to make her the new starting point for the MCU and likely has more plans, considering how the Skrulls have shown up in the ending of Spiderman 2 and Wandavision. But I'm hoping the news and reactions to her first movie will make Brie Larson actually give a performance in the next movie.

Though if things did go the way you said, Bobby would lose his shit because it means the "wrong" fans were once again getting what they wanted.

 

[Bolo]

. . .Why is it bullshit? Is Bobby following the science and thinking? Or is he just feeling about his love of furry critters? (Could be fun to watch him try debunking that without getting humans too.)

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Holy cow, Bob is hitting his annual correctness early this year.
(Translation: there's literally more events that happen in a day than can ever be reported on. How do you choose which events are reported on? That's going to be a bias. And you can't really do it in a nonpartisan way.)

Except the whole "bias" thing took a very diferent meaning these last few year, or at least gotten more exacerbated.

Look, people ain't dumb, the idea of editorial news isn't a foreign concept, and even people who long for the days of "news at it is" of Walter Cronkite would tell that thee were preferences and point of views embedded in the reporting.

The whole "Bias" thing now turned into reporting something, and then having a commentator giving the network's take on it, which is editorial, but the problem is that at least back then Editorial used to be grounded in reality (somewhat), instead of this lunacy, over the top propaganda that now infests news, more so cable news.

Take Joe Biden for example, either he is a senile Che Guevara according to Fox News or the next FDR if you are watching the Alphabet Networks. That is just nuts.

And this sad, over the top propaganda drivel to drive the ratings is what people are talking about being "bias", and this partisan attitute permeates into what should be just observable, simple facts, but it leads to this sort of bullshit in the news:

 

[MirrorNoir]

I doubt Carol will be fucked with too much since Fiege fought for her for years and probably has some investment, especially since he tried to make her the new starting point for the MCU and likely has more plans, considering how the Skrulls have shown up in the ending of Spiderman 2 and Wandavision. But I'm hoping the news and reactions to her first movie will make Brie Larson actually give a performance in the next movie.

Though if things did go the way you said, Bobby would lose his shit because it means the "wrong" fans were once again getting what they wanted.

Given that Rogue is super popular with normies PLUS her not being available being the only reason Carol got a film to begin with, Marvel would be retarded not to end the god-awful Carol Danvers experiment in a manner that explicitly humiliates Brie on the way out the door as a mea culpa for forcing her onto fans to begin with.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Say, as the resident catholicsperg, can you shed any light on where Bob got the idea that there's a 3rd "Kaiju" in the Bible (that is a bird called "Ziz") in addition to Behemoth and Leviathan, and that the three of them will be eaten for dinner by those who get to go to heaven after armageddon and the End of The World? I must have missed that part unless it's in the Apocrypha or the Pseudepigrapha.

Dont feel too bad its an off handed mention in Psalms; most often its just tl'd as beasts
Psalms 50:11: I know all the birds of the mountains and Zīz śāday is mine
and Psalms 80:13-14:The boar from the forest ravages it, and Zīz śāday feeds on it

 

[Red Hood]

Dont feel too bad its an off handed mention in Psalms; most often its just tl'd as beasts
Psalms 50:11: I know all the birds of the mountains and Zīz śāday is mine
and Psalms 80:13-14:The boar from the forest ravages it, and Zīz śāday feeds on it

I don't think we have to worry about that, Zyzz died 10 years ago.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Dont feel too bad its an off handed mention in Psalms; most often its just tl'd as beasts
Psalms 50:11: I know all the birds of the mountains and Zīz śāday is mine
and Psalms 80:13-14:The boar from the forest ravages it, and Zīz śāday feeds on it

modern translation (NIV anyway) translates that Ziz word as "insects" for some reason.

 

[Positron]

Mitch McConnell wants to get rid of the fake history known as 1619. Bobby reads something diabolical (I'm not sure what):



"Critical Race Theory" is grudge-wanking Jewish bullshit that can be traced back to Horkheimer and Adorno, subsequently enriched by other three-brackets like Judith Butler. Are you sure you want to say "Jewish people hasn't DONE ANYTHING"?

Antisemitic dog whistle, and the role of Russia in WWII:







Some one is a little bit more than upset.

+ + + +
Punk Rock is Obsolete:

It's better to grow old than never grow at all.

Bobby channels Jack Black in School of Rock, if Jack's character were an incomprehensible bloviator who links everything to politics.

I'm just wondering who fed him those lines, although the "blue-collar angry-nihilist versus college-kids-with-futures" contrast is definitely his own.

Consoom:



Brand whore:


Mortal Kombat:


James Gunn:

 

[Flexo]

Except the whole "bias" thing took a very diferent meaning these last few year, or at least gotten more exacerbated.

Look, people ain't dumb, the idea of editorial news isn't a foreign concept, and even people who long for the days of "news at it is" of Walter Cronkite would tell that thee were preferences and point of views embedded in the reporting.

The whole "Bias" thing now turned into reporting something, and then having a commentator giving the network's take on it, which is editorial, but the problem is that at least back then Editorial used to be grounded in reality (somewhat), instead of this lunacy, over the top propaganda that now infests news, more so cable news.

Take Joe Biden for example, either he is a senile Che Guevara according to Fox News or the next FDR if you are watching the Alphabet Networks. That is just nuts.

And this sad, over the top propaganda drivel to drive the ratings is what people are talking about being "bias", and this partisan attitute permeates into what should be just observable, simple facts, but it leads to this sort of bullshit in the news:

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You're not wrong nor mutually exclusive to my point either.

Like sometime watch not a cable show, just watch a half hour nightly or local program in your area sometime. Then after every story ask yourself, "why did I need to know that?"

I remember once when I tried it seeing a story about a lady accusing a dude of taking her cell phone. But nothing about sabotaged to Colorado infrastructure that left many people without heat.

It's a very old manipulation tactic where I present "unbiased" facts to you, but I select the facts you'll see.

But yes the news has gotten even worse with not bothering with subtlety.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Brand whore:

Oh, fuck off, Bob. We know that you don't read the comic books so your knowledge of Guy Gardner exclusively extends to his Justice League International portrayal at best. Several writers have rounded out his personality so while he is crass and arrogant, he is a highly effective officer in the Corps who holds the rank of Honor Guard. Not only that, he fought Arkillo (the Sinestro Corps' version of Kilowog who is known to EAT his trainees) barehanded and won, earning the monster's respect to the point where they became bash brothers for a time.

Both Hal Jordan and John Stewart respect him and he is extremely loyal to his fellow GLs. If I can say one thing about Guy, it's that he is a throughly entertaining character and though he can be a jerk at times he still has a heart of gold. Merciful Frigg, it's like Bob has a hatred for three-dimensional characterization because his worldview is completely binary.