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[Marvin]

The fiancée part, plain vanilla and temporarily disregarding the trans parts, is depressing.

Wait, what's this about an engagement? Are we confusing a new one with Kevin's past engagement that was broken off?

 

[Karen™]

One of you r-slurs is an embarrassment to the farms:

Spoiler: tweet image

But I do love the victory lap:
10.6K is a lot of followers to audit for something that totally doesn't bother you


2015: incel
2017: full-time AGP
2021: full-time AGP who has accepted that he'd never pass, anyway

Having a real one with Ryan:


And an exchange that I choose to believe is about the Amhole:

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wait, what's this about an engagement? Are we confusing a new one with Kevin's past engagement that was broken off?

Oh, no; sorry to get your hopes up. Kevryn has claimed a few times to be Penny's "fiancée."

Unclear if Penny is aware of this. They're probably not registered anywhere.

 

[Gone Ham]

One of you r-slurs is an embarrassment to the farms:
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Spoiler: tweet image

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But I do love the victory lap:View attachment 2133338
10.6K is a lot of followers to audit for something that totally doesn't bother you

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2015: incel
2017: full-time AGP
2021: full-time AGP who has accepted that he'd never pass, anyway

Having a real one with Ryan:
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And an exchange that I choose to believe is about the Amhole:
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Kev will never block us all, or well he might, but it’d end with him having 5 followers

also how much does kev pay wedge to lick the amhole. It’s gotta be insane

 

[Pizdec]

2015: incel
2017: full-time AGP whose that knows he'd never pass, and is still an incel
2021: full-time AGP who has accepted that he'd never pass, anyway and is thus still an incel

FTFY

 

[super thug]

how much does kev pay wedge to lick the amhole.

The price the licker pays by licking it is still far greater though.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Come on, he was cucked

This is Kevin we're talking about
Perhaps the most solipistic lolcow on the boards

He used his proto-troon sociopathy to manipulate the poor girl into being his support NPC
She was there to cook his meals, wash his clothes and pay for the internet and electric
And despite (or in fact because of) his incessant sperging about the most improbable and degenerate sex possible,
I'm convinced he hates sex, bodies and any normal human intimacy
So he fucked her just enough at the start to lure her in and then never went up it again
I mean he, basically admits it here
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And because this is Kevin, he was to lazy and narcissistic to bother even pretending to keep up the pretence of being a normal boyfriend
So she ended up fucking around on him
Chances are, it was the one she moved in while Kev was still there

Or very possibly, her and Kevin's brother were fucking, he got her pregnant, it all went to shit and that's why she threw him out...

...You...are aware that sabotaging the birth control is a classic measure for getting somebody to not GTFO from the relationship, right? "If there's a baby they'll never leave!"

We'd also know if Kev hadn't been fucking her around the time of the pregnancy scare. I don't think Kev's quite stupid enough to not know how to make a baby, and Kevvy's love of spewing shit out allllll over the internet means that if he'd not been sticking his dick in her anymore? He would have said something about that. Probably a boo-hoo my gf slept around on me and we had a pregnancy scare because of it.

We might also have some sort of record of a DV incident, too. It's why it's really not a good idea to sleep around on somebody who's a narc and a sociopath. You need them out of your life first.

(Though, this being Kev? I also wouldn't be surprised if the guy she moved in was her next boyfriend--and Kev was still there because Kev was still on the lease & was failing to notice his ass was dumped.)

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Hey, any tranchers that are reading this tell Kevin I'll donate 50$ to him if he's able to explain to me how all those labels fit together. All he has to do is explain it in such a way that I can sort of understand how it's possible. He does not have to convince me that he's a agender woman, only that those two labels aren't exclusive.If it's impossible to explain it by writing I'll gladly accept some kind of graph or whatever. As long as I can understand it those 50 bucks are his.

Also love that Kevin called Wedge "Daddy" when he just said that he was nonbinary. Surely the correct term would be "parent", right?

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Unclear if Penny is aware of this. They're probably not registered anywhere.

One gets the impression that the other Tranchers often humor Kevin, (or at the very least ignore his bleating). Penny probably makes some kind of non-committal noise whenever KevKev says anything about their be engagement. Can’t rock the boat with the only paying tenant.

 

[Clicky]

Having a real one with Ryan:
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Lol

 

[Aunt Carol]

also how much does kev pay wedge to lick the amhole. It’s gotta be insane

Does Kev not pay Wedge enough to put his clown makeup on during sex...

...or does he pay him extra to take it off?

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

Kevin should know by now that all of his followers are Kiwi agents.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Also love that Kevin called Wedge "Daddy" when he just said that he was nonbinary. Surely the correct term would be "parent", right?

It's almost as if it's a larp

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Hey, any tranchers that are reading this tell Kevin I'll donate 50$ to him if he's able to explain to me how all those labels fit together. All he has to do is explain it in such a way that I can sort of understand how it's possible. He does not have to convince me that he's a agender woman, only that those two labels aren't exclusive.If it's impossible to explain it by writing I'll gladly accept some kind of graph or whatever. As long as I can understand it those 50 bucks are his.

Also love that Kevin called Wedge "Daddy" when he just said that he was nonbinary. Surely the correct term would be "parent", right?

I think the ones being put together that we really need an explanation for is the bi lesbian and the agender trans woman.

Is this Kev's attempt at word salad? Would be the same quality as Kev's cooking--disgusting and offensive. Is Kev trying to see if it's possible to turn the saner transwomen into TERFs, or something...?

 

[Old Fart]

From the ranch thread:

Doesn't look like Kevin's home trainer thing sees much action, does it? Unless "Climbing over mountains of shit" is part of the training program.

Oh, no; sorry to get your hopes up. Kevryn has claimed a few times to be Penny's "fiancée."

Unclear if Penny is aware of this. They're probably not registered anywhere.

Wasn't he betrothed to Jen, while Penny is his "Mistress" and Wedge... a third leg I guess? I honestly can't follow this anymore. But what would you expect from a bi lesbian agender trans woman, it's so much more complex than you can imagine teehee.

 

[Gone Ham]

...You...are aware that sabotaging the birth control is a classic measure for getting somebody to not GTFO from the relationship, right? "If there's a baby they'll never leave!"

We'd also know if Kev hadn't been fucking her around the time of the pregnancy scare. I don't think Kev's quite stupid enough to not know how to make a baby, and Kevvy's love of spewing shit out allllll over the internet means that if he'd not been sticking his dick in her anymore? He would have said something about that. Probably a boo-hoo my gf slept around on me and we had a pregnancy scare because of it.

We might also have some sort of record of a DV incident, too. It's why it's really not a good idea to sleep around on somebody who's a narc and a sociopath. You need them out of your life first.

(Though, this being Kev? I also wouldn't be surprised if the guy she moved in was her next boyfriend--and Kev was still there because Kev was still on the lease & was failing to notice his ass was dumped.)

Have we given the possibility that she cheated on him? Like it sounds likely, at least to me.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

One of you r-slurs is an embarrassment to the farms:
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Ladies and gentlemxn, that was Earl. Kevin got him.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Doesn't look like Kevin's home trainer thing sees much action, does it? Unless "Climbing over mountains of shit" is part of the training program.

lol. Yeah. That lasted a whole 3 days.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

But I do love the victory lap:View attachment 2133338
10.6K is a lot of followers to audit for something that totally doesn't bother you

"Then I'll comb through my followers again"

lol why does this motherfucker sound so smug? You know that him culling his Twitter list probably kills him. It would be like him throwing out Transformer toys he doesn't play with. Yeah, they might be detrimental because they are kiwis (Twitter) or cluttering up his home and pissing everyone off (toys), but look how many he has!

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

But I do love the victory lap:
10.6K is a lot of followers to audit for something that totally doesn't bother you

>"Based on intel gathered by others they no longer have anyone of theirs following"
>Tweet update on the farms 2hrs later

you'll never escape us Kevkev. The people that regularly like and comment could be kiwis Kevkev. Good luck finding us

I definitely believe that the Korps gave Kevkev and ultimatum and is making him weed through his followers before they let him in. He's been locking down hard and focusing too much on blocking those that might be infiltrators. What a paranoid state to be in.